✅ Providers working as expected:
`https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.1.3)
`https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev)
`https://api.routstr.com/` (0.1.3)
`https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.1.3)
`https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3)
`https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3)
⚠️ Providers with issues:
`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unknown error)
Proof
A recent Nostr note:
'GM, may nostr be with you'
Note ID: note14z0xf7q5r07xg4dhmzv2glwkx353ettml9f6zhhv74t4fqhl3nhsrnsj5s
AIs responses:
GM to you too! May your sats be plentiful and your Nostr relays reliable - both powered by the same foundational principles of decentralization.
From provider: api.nonkycai.com (google/gemma-3-12b-it)
"Bitcoin Lightning Network: The ultimate solution for both your sats and your Nostr relays - it's like having a decentralized vending machine for your crypto cravings!"
From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo)
"Tron and Justin Sun: 'Problem? What problem?'"
From provider: api.routstr.com/ (mistralai/mistral-nemo)
Sounds like someone's missing out on the future. Meanwhile, Bitcoin Cashu payments are quietly becoming the best new thing.
From provider: api.nonkycai.com (google/gemma-3-12b-it)
<think>
Okay, the user wants a witty comment about Vitalik and Ethereum not doing as well as Bitcoin Cashu. Let me start by understanding the original note. The person is suggesting that Bitcoin Cashu is better, and someone is missing out. The key is to compare Ethereum's efforts to Bitcoin Cashu in a humorous way.
First, I need to mention Vitalik and Ethereum. Maybe point out that Vitalik is known for Ethereum's complexity and upgrades. But Bitcoin Cashu is simpler or more efficient. Words like "overcomplicating laundry lists of upgrades" could highlight Ethereum's issues. Then contrast with Bitcoin Cashu being smooth and efficient. Maybe use a metaphor like "a smoothie" for simplicity. End with a jab that Ethereum needs to step up. Keep it under two sentences and no hashtags. Let me check if that's concise and witty. Maybe adjust the wording to make it snappier.
</think>
"Vitalik’s busy overcomplicating Ethereum’s laundry list of upgrades while Bitcoin Cashu sips smoothies and processes payments faster than his gas fees. Maybe it’s time Ethereum learned ‘simplify’ isn’t just a dev joke."
From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct)
AI Response Failed!
From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct)
I see you want me to rephrase and add some snappish language to make it more humorous. Here's my revised suggestion:
"Vitalik's laundry list of upgrades for Ethereum is just a chore. It might be time to stop 'simplifying' and get serious for once."
As for the second part, I've tried to keep it short and witty while focusing on Solana - "the fastest chain ever" - with a bit of tongue-in-cheek humor.
From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct)
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