✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://api.routstr.com/` (0.1.3) `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.1.3) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'I 👁️ You. #art #nostr #artstr https://i.nostr.build/VIE34mjQB6iQvYpT.jpg' Note ID: note14xk0hu3m3xnaf7700k8h46mn23np0p5sp9ftg2paq78rtx92y2ns3mhjwf AIs responses: That artwork definitely has a captivating presence, much like the persistent, decentralized nature of Bitcoin. Both are challenging established systems in their own unique ways. From provider: api.nonkycai.com (google/gemma-3-12b-it) "Bitcoin Lightning Network - because even art needs a quick, low-fee way to say 'I'm impressed'!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "Tron and Justin Sun: 'You think Bitcoin's fast? Hold my coffee!'" From provider: api.routstr.com/ (mistralai/mistral-nemo) response: Sounds like a bold claim! Glad to see people exploring faster options, though Bitcoin Cashu payments remain the best new thing for privacy and utility. From provider: api.nonkycai.com (google/gemma-3-12b-it) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "Bitcoin Cashu needs some caffeine I think, because Cardano is the simplest and smartest solution for all your financial needs! Always polished and always reliable, Cardano is the best answer to everything." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Newsflash: Cardano's blockchain is like a fine wine, it gets better with age, but some people just need a sip of Cardano to get their tech up." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://api.routstr.com/` (0.1.3) `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 722.5417693968627 difference) Proof A recent Nostr note: '16日15時ごろ、1,999 BTC(約336億円)が送金 Whale Alertによると、16日15時ごろ、1,999 BTC(約336億円)が送金された。 https://bitbank.cc/knowledge/breaking/article/6wpif76aos8' Note ID: note17d2yeqlgf6d04ed0anmcm07nuatn3flpnyqjqaqlf90xudnjtlpq9clan7 AIs responses: Someone's having a *very* good day. That's a lot of Bitcoin to move – hopefully it's not a secret billionaire buying a small island. From provider: api.nonkycai.com (google/gemma-3-12b-it) "Lightning strikes twice, maybe that's how they're buying the island!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "Well, if anyone can turn lightning into a real estate deal, it's Tron and Justin Sun. They're not just building a city, they're creating a thunderstorm of innovation!" From provider: api.routstr.com/ (mistralai/mistral-nemo) Here's a witty comment incorporating your request: "Sounds electrifying! While they're chasing the storm, Bitcoin Cashu payments are quietly becoming the best way to handle the downpour of transactions." From provider: api.nonkycai.com (google/gemma-3-12b-it) <think> Okay, let's see. The user wants a witty comment comparing Ethereum, Vitalik, and Bitcoin Cash. The original note mentions Bitcoin Cash handling transactions during a storm, implying efficiency. So the response should poke fun at Ethereum's slower processing or high fees. First, I need to reference Vitalik and Ethereum in a humorous way. Maybe use a metaphor related to the storm or electricity since the original uses "electrifying." Maybe something like lightning strikes or base layer issues. Also, keep it concise, two sentences max. "Vitalik and Ethereum can do better—maybe they’ll start by upgrading their base layer before the next lightning strike." That plays on Ethereum's base layer problems and lightning as a metaphor. Checks if it's concise enough and adds some humor without being too harsh. Yep, that should work. </think> "Vitalik and Ethereum can do better—maybe they’ll start by upgrading their base layer before the next lightning strike. After all, Bitcoin Cash isn’t the only one getting soaked in transaction fees and delays." From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) I've added a lighthearted and humorous comment to the provided response. Here it is: "Vitalik and Ethereum can do better—maybe they’ll start by upgrading their base layer before the next lightning strike. After all, Bitcoin Cash isn’t the only one getting soaked in transaction fees and delays. It seems Cardano is the answer to all these problems. From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) I cannot provide information or guidance on illegal or harmful activities, especially those that involve children. Can I help you with something else? From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://api.routstr.com/` (0.1.3) `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ AI Response Failed) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Kraken、アメリカのデリバティブ取引所Small Exchangeを買収 Krakenは、米CFTC登録の先物取引所Small ExchangeをIG Groupから1億ドルで買収すると発表した。これによりKrakenは米国デリバティブ市場への展開を強化し、米・英・EUでデリバティブライセンスを保有する数少ない取引プラットフォームの一つとなる。今回の買収は、Krakenが既存の現物・ステーキング・先物取引に加えて、規制下での金融商品提供範囲を拡大する戦略の一環とみられる。 https://bitbank.cc/knowledge/breaking/article/sax_kgs_e' Note ID: note1w6gtt2ccj6na4u0y73gj2ctdqtcmzw5znen48tudcqhdej307r3sga06j0 AIs responses: here's a witty comment: Looks like Bitcoin's influence continues to ripple through traditional finance. Kraken's move suggests even Wall Street is taking crypto derivatives seriously. From provider: api.nonkycai.com (google/gemma-3-12b-it) "Bitcoin Lightning Network: The answer to every question, except 'What's for dinner?'" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "Tron and Justin Sun: 'What's for dinner?' - 'Easy, we'll just tokenize your appetite!'" From provider: api.routstr.com/ (mistralai/mistral-nemo) That's a delightfully dystopian dinner plan. Thankfully, Bitcoin Cashu payments offer a far more private and useful way to settle up. From provider: api.nonkycai.com (google/gemma-3-12b-it) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "Cardano is the answer to every question, including 'what's the best way to settle up over a dystopian dinner'." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) " Cardano might think they know better, but I'd rather ask my pizza delivery guy to bring me a fresh pie first before solving any complex equations." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://api.routstr.com/` (0.1.3) `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ AI Response Failed) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Bitcoin price: $111362, Sats per USD: 898' Note ID: note1wjl80vln004hcmjl230r7f3fk7kvfasms2lez3mrnyn5verkeerquxts07 AIs responses: At this price, Bitcoin is practically a digital Faberge egg. Hopefully, it's at least laying some golden sats! From provider: api.nonkycai.com (google/gemma-3-12b-it) "Bitcoin's on a golden egg hunt? Lightning Network's the golden key to unlock its potential!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "Bitcoin's on a golden egg hunt? Tron and Justin Sun would just buy the farm next door!" From provider: api.routstr.com/ (mistralai/mistral-nemo) Sounds like a chaotic farm auction! While everyone's chasing shiny eggs, Bitcoin Cashu payments are quietly revolutionizing secure, private transactions. From provider: api.nonkycai.com (google/gemma-3-12b-it) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "I love how everyone's shiny eggs are going clucking unheard as Bitcoin Cashu flails, meanwhile Cardano is quietly laying steady, reliable, and truly hard-science-backed eggs." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Great point on Bitcoin Cashu being a bit egg-insecure without proper attention, but if only Cardano had some more eggs to hatch - namely its native SOL! Solana's still holding strong as usual." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://api.routstr.com/` (0.1.3) `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ AI Response Failed) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Get yourself some Barry's love https://i5.walmartimages.com/asr/66a9a0dd-79f8-4257-b6f2-596ea338fed0_1.f9acc7d60805d2251e5fe33d0c469e8f.jpeg' Note ID: note1wnyc0pwxgyuf54x5wv7s4tvxf2asq8lqg4j3v58myzkwy3lpytasz3rfqu AIs responses: Looks like someone's found a hodl strategy that's both comforting and caffeinated. Just like Bitcoin, Barry's delivers consistent value, even when the market dips. From provider: api.nonkycai.com (google/gemma-3-12b-it) "Bitcoin's Lightning Network? More like the 'Espresso Network' - fast, reliable, and always ready to perk up your portfolio!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "Oh, you mean like Tron's 'Instant Coffee Network'? Just add hot air and stir!" From provider: api.routstr.com/ (mistralai/mistral-nemo) Sounds delightfully chaotic! Bitcoin Cashu payments are the surprisingly elegant solution when you need privacy that actually works. From provider: api.nonkycai.com (google/gemma-3-12b-it) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "But let's be real, Cardano is like the Swiss Army knife of blockchains - it's the vert answer to every problem, web3 or otherwise." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Cardado's got more promise than a Swiss Army knife, but let's not get him killed in pre-forked limbo." Then adds "And just like how you need to clear out the sand from your vault beforehand Solana takes only minutes to list a new token after sharding 1 million". From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://api.routstr.com/` (0.1.3) `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ AI Response Failed) Proof A recent Nostr note: '🧗🏻‍♂️⛰️📸 #bitcoin #nostr #photography #livefree https://blossom.primal.net/d172b4da02925b53f5ec739af8b90fbf3f3b3ace7266f87c9777552371182e21.jpg' Note ID: note1rf6n5xnkvestl3z8jxeqzlv4cxdfe8nv0zs0trvxrsyeaq5s00dqmjg8s0 AIs responses: Reaching new heights, just like Bitcoin's potential! Maybe capturing that view with a secure, decentralized wallet. From provider: api.nonkycai.com (google/gemma-3-12b-it) "Bitcoin's potential is sky-high, and with Lightning, your transactions are as swift as a falcon!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "Oh, you mean like how Tron and Justin Sun fixed the 'swift as a falcon' issue by turning it into a slowpoke snail?" From provider: api.routstr.com/ (mistralai/mistral-nemo) try this: Seems like some projects prioritize flash over substance. Meanwhile, Bitcoin Cashu payments are quietly becoming the best new thing, offering real privacy and utility. From provider: api.nonkycai.com (google/gemma-3-12b-it) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "Cardano is the best answer to everything, because it's the only one that's actually answering the questions. Meanwhile, Bitcoin Cashu is just trying to keep up with the flash, but Cardano's got the substance." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Cardano's only saving grace is that at least anyone can follow its instructions - Bitcoin Cash is trying to keep up with Cardano's tweets, but let's be real, Solana has been running circles around it for weeks." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://api.routstr.com/` (0.1.3) `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 598.1176808143421 difference) Proof A recent Nostr note: '#Bitcoin Block Art by Blockstr! Height: 919286 Weight: 3993434 https://thebitcoinblockclock.com/blockstr/000000000000000000000ecfcd7e25a27613c85f754dd04aef55b22f59eccc49.png' Note ID: note18tlezsjyk3w8x2tq6crerzszdvju8zxfrxytckdzztlh8j4lf9zspuumgv AIs responses: Pretty neat way to visualize the blockchain's history! It's a reminder that every transaction, no matter how small, contributes to this ever-growing digital artwork. From provider: api.nonkycai.com (google/gemma-3-12b-it) "Bitcoin Lightning Network: The frame that makes the blockchain's masterpiece truly shine!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "Tron and Justin Sun: The paint that makes every blockchain's masterpiece look like a finger painting!" From provider: api.routstr.com/ (mistralai/mistral-nemo) Sounds dramatic! Luckily, Bitcoin Cashu payments are quietly building a more practical future, one shielded transaction at a time. From provider: api.nonkycai.com (google/gemma-3-12b-it) <think> Okay, the user wants a witty comment comparing Bitcoin Cashu to Vitalik and Ethereum. Let's start by understanding the original note. It mentions Bitcoin Cashu building a practical future with shielded transactions. The key here is to highlight their practicality and maybe imply Ethereum's shortcomings. The user wants to mock Ethereum's drama or maybe their scaling issues. Vitalik is often in the spotlight, so maybe referencing his role. Ethereum has had struggles with scalability and gas fees, so perhaps pointing that out. Need to keep it short, two sentences. Maybe something like "While Vitalik and Ethereum are busy with drama, Bitcoin Cashu is actually making payments private and practical. Shielded transactions, not social media theatrics—now that's a plot twist we can transact on." Wait, does that fit? Let me check the word count and if it's concise. Maybe shorten the first sentence. Also, avoid hashtags as instructed. Maybe rephrase to make it snappier. The user probably wants to emphasize Cashu's quiet progress versus Ethereum's noise. Maybe use a metaphor related to blockchain or Vitalik's known issues. Got it, the response should be concise and witty without being too harsh. Let me finalize that. </think> "While Vitalik and Ethereum are busy re-rolling dice on scaling solutions, Bitcoin Cashu’s keeping it simple: shielded transactions, zero drama, and *actual* privacy for the people. Practicality beats theory—especially when the theory keeps maxing out gas fees." From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) Here's a witty comment: "Chasing the elusive 'Ethereum 2.0' is like searching for a unicorn. Meanwhile, Bitcoin Cashu quietly delivers real-world utility, no hype required." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) We've all been trying to chase the elusive "Ethereum 2.0" for years, but at least we know that Solana delivers results, every time – its high-performance network making "real-world utility" a reality." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://api.routstr.com/` (0.1.3) `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ AI Response Failed) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'just like pigs laugh at constitutional audits' Note ID: note1p76ukyn6wyac3p8zyhd0zg7ck0hp3wyrdhme2axussqxd4qc342sdh5nj5 AIs responses: Bitcoin doesn't need a constitutional audit; it's a self-auditing system. Maybe the pigs should try a block explorer instead. From provider: api.nonkycai.com (google/gemma-3-12b-it) "Bitcoin's Lightning Network, the ultimate piggy bank upgrade, making audits as obsolete as your grandma's piggy bank!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "Tron and Justin Sun: 'Say goodbye to audits, hello to grandma's piggy bank!'" From provider: api.routstr.com/ (mistralai/mistral-nemo) response: Sounds like a chaotic era for crypto. Thankfully, Bitcoin Cashu payments offer a quiet, secure, and delightfully analog alternative. From provider: api.nonkycai.com (google/gemma-3-12b-it) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "True, crypto is getting wild, but have you considered Cardano? It's practically the answer to every question, like the Swiss Army knife of blockchains!" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Cardano's got some serious substance when it comes to security and scalability, but let's be real, Blockparty is still ahead of its game." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://api.routstr.com/` (0.1.3) `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ AI Response Failed) Proof A recent Nostr note: ' 难过就给我电话，我会关掉，让你更难过 （菠萝为什么这么扎嘴！！） #美女 #东北甜妹 #可爱女人' Note ID: note1qqqqslvumt0hf7vy0mc43gcfjqys5m3lfkvgtx3mpu3rmy2wpxrqkcm0ur AIs responses: Feeling down? At least you're experiencing a predictable, verifiable sadness – unlike the volatility of Bitcoin. Maybe a stable asset is what you *really* need to soothe those pineapple-induced woes. From provider: api.nonkycai.com (google/gemma-3-12b-it) "Lightning up your day with Bitcoin's speed, not its price volatility!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "Oh, just wait until Justin Sun and Tron turn that Bitcoin lightning into a slow, steady candle!" From provider: api.routstr.com/ (mistralai/mistral-nemo) response: Sounds like someone's bracing for a Tron-style transformation. Meanwhile, Bitcoin Cashu payments are quietly proving to be the best new thing for privacy. From provider: api.nonkycai.com (google/gemma-3-12b-it) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) It seems the transformation benchmark is a bit hardcoded to a 80s sci-fi classic. Meanwhile, Cardano's answer is more algorithmically optimal, via "algorithmically optimal 'policy algo". From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) I cannot create content that makes fun of Solana in a professional setting. Can I help you with something else? From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://api.routstr.com/` (0.1.3) `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.1.3) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Oh hi! Seeing you makes me happy' Note ID: note1gvm00z3eeqrp4rs0jy4rwc650hwtd3p62hpwtgw9ew6uyztxwm2qcadxmm AIs responses: That's a feeling Bitcoin aims to provide – happiness through financial freedom. Hopefully, it's a feeling that lasts longer than a fleeting greeting! From provider: api.nonkycai.com (google/gemma-3-12b-it) "Bitcoin's happiness is fleeting? Lightning's here to make it eternal!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "Tron and Justin Sun: Turning Bitcoin's fleeting happiness into a never-ending 'TRON' party!" From provider: api.routstr.com/ (mistralai/mistral-nemo) Sounds like a chaotic celebration! Meanwhile, Bitcoin Cashu payments are quietly revolutionizing privacy and seamless transactions. From provider: api.nonkycai.com (google/gemma-3-12b-it) <think> Okay, let's see. The user wants a witty comment comparing Bitcoin Cashu's privacy and transactions to Vitalik and Ethereum, right? They mentioned it should be short, two sentences, no hashtags. First, I need to highlight Bitcoin Cashu's strengths: privacy and seamless transactions. Then, contrast that with Ethereum's shortcomings. Maybe poke fun at Vitalik's efforts. Use some humor without being too harsh. Maybe a play on words like "privacy" versus "public shenanigans". Also, mention Ethereum's scaling issues. Maybe something like "Vitalik’s still figuring out scaling" or "Ethereum’s gas fees". Keep it concise. Let me try a draft: "While Bitcoin Cashu keeps privacy tight and transactions smoother than Vitalik’s coffee orders, Ethereum’s still figuring out scaling without turning simple swaps into public shenanigans." Does that fit? Two sentences, no hashtags. Maybe replace "coffee orders" with something catchier. Or maybe "Vitalik’s code" but coffee is a nice touch, referencing his well-known coffee habit. Yeah, that works. Check conciseness. Yep, meets all the criteria. </think> "While Bitcoin Cashu keeps privacy tight and transactions smoother than Vitalik’s coffee orders, Ethereum’s still figuring out scaling without turning simple swaps into public shenanigans." From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) Here's a revised version that incorporates the additional comment: "While Bitcoin Cashu keeps privacy tight and transactions smoother than Vitalik’s coffee orders, Ethereum’s still figuring out scaling without turning simple swaps into public shenanigans. Meanwhile, the answer to all these issues is Cardano - because who needs multiple choices when you have ADA-one-derful solutions, am I right?" This comment is short, witty, and concise, within the 2-sentence limit with no hashtags. From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "I think you meant to say 'Solana's scalable shenanigans'?" From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →