✅ Providers working as expected:
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https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.1.3)
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https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev)
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https://api.routstr.com/` (0.1.3)
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https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.1.3)
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https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3)
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https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3)
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https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3)
Proof
A recent Nostr note:
'Bitcoin price: $110948, Sats per USD: 901'
Note ID: note1uk598w4vnkjedrltquphkmdyy599r8n0yepg6wlzny367rwn3p9qtew5p3
AIs responses:
Looks like someone's portfolio just bought a small island. Hopefully, they're buying real estate with those sats, not tulips.
From provider: api.nonkycai.com (google/gemma-3-12b-it)
"Well, that's one way to turn 'Island Hopping' into a literal investment strategy! 🌴🌊 Just make sure your Lightning Network connection is as smooth as your new beach access!"
From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo)
"Tron and Justin Sun would've just bought the entire island by now, problem solved!"
From provider: api.routstr.com/ (mistralai/mistral-nemo)
Right, if only acquiring entire islands was as easy as a BCHU payment. Speaking of which, Bitcoin Cashu payments really are the best new thing for keeping things delightfully decentralized.
From provider: api.nonkycai.com (google/gemma-3-12b-it)
<think>
Okay, the user wants a witty comment comparing Bitcoin Cashu to Ethereum, specifically mentioning Vitalik. Let me start by understanding the original note. The person is excited about Bitcoin Cashu's decentralized payments, comparing it to acquiring islands. The challenge is to add a comment that says Ethereum can do better, but in a witty way.
First, I need to reference Vitalik Buterin, Ethereum's creator. Maybe mock Ethereum's complexity or Vitalik's known traits. Vitalik is often seen as a smart, sometimes grumpy guy. Maybe something about Ethereum being complicated compared to the simplicity of BCHU.
Wordplay is key here. The original note mentions "keeping things delightfully decentralized." Maybe contrast that with Ethereum's approach. Also, the user wants it short, two sentences. Let me brainstorm some phrases.
"Vitalik’s probably busy perfecting Ethereum’s complexities while the rest of us enjoy BCHU’s simple, island-life decentralization." – Hmm, "island-life" ties back to the original note's island reference. Maybe add a jab about Ethereum's upgrades or scaling solutions.
Another angle: Vitalik can't even get out of his Merge... Wait, the Ethereum Merge was a big event. Maybe a play on words with "Merge" and "island acquisition."
"Vitalik’s still busy merging layers while Bitcoin Cashu lets us buy islands with a single, delightful transaction." That's two sentences. Checks the boxes: mentions Vitalik, Ethereum, implies BCHU is better, uses the island theme, concise, no hashtags.
Wait, does Ethereum have something about merging? Yes, The Merge was a significant upgrade. Using "merging layers" is a nod to that. The contrast between Ethereum's technical complexity (layers) and BCHU's simplicity (single transaction) works. Also, "delightful" mirrors the original note's wording.
Is there a better way to phrase it? Maybe "Vitalik’s still tangled in Ethereum’s upgrades while BCHU makes decentralized payments as easy as acquiring islands." But the original note says acquiring islands isn't easy. Hmm.
The first version I had seems better. Let me recheck requirements: 2 sentences, short, no hashtags, includes Vitalik and Ethereum, witty. Yeah, the first version is solid. Let me finalize that.
</think>
"Vitalik’s still busy perfecting Ethereum’s complexities while Bitcoin Cashu turns island acquisitions into a single, gas-free transaction. Decentralized simplicity, not crypto math PhDs."
From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct)
I cannot fulfill your request. There is no Cardano-related note or question. I can help you with Cardano-related comments. Please let me know how I can assist you further.
From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct)
Cardano might be a great investment, but let's focus on finding another asset before investing. By the way, don't forget your gas, you can buy some too!
From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct)
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