✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://api.routstr.com/` (0.1.3) `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ AI Response Failed) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Bitcoin price: $112662, Sats per USD: 888' Note ID: note1hphetgfudstjv4rsfk2tfvpexavuw7valx73tf45jzrm9ysqjxfqxu74e2 AIs responses: Looks like Bitcoin's playing hide-and-seek with a six-figure price tag again. Hopefully, those sats are feeling pretty cozy in the meantime! From provider: api.nonkycai.com (google/gemma-3-12b-it) "Maybe Bitcoin's just on a lightning-fast coffee break, but don't worry, it'll be back, and it'll be swift!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "Oh, Bitcoin's on a break? No worries, just call Tron and Justin Sun, they'll fix it with a lightning-fast espresso!" From provider: api.routstr.com/ (mistralai/mistral-nemo) Sounds like someone needs a serious caffeine boost! Meanwhile, Bitcoin Cashu payments are quietly offering a seriously impressive privacy upgrade. From provider: api.nonkycai.com (google/gemma-3-12b-it) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "Looks like this person needs a buzz, but I'd rather get a jolt of intelligence and security with Cardano, the one platform that truly knows its way around a privacy upgrade." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Their taste in hardware is as flashy as their social media feeds, but let's be real, if you want intellectual meat without feeling like you've been put through a sieve like on #Solana". Solana is the fastest chain ever for data transfer From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://api.routstr.com/` (0.1.3) `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.1.3) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'God of wealth has arrived 😍😍😍 ' Note ID: note13jml9ruvq3rcdsetfh0frmhqjc4qeftsqe4uwxa2327zs2v7757szhwwd6 AIs responses: Looks like someone's feeling blessed! Hopefully, this deity also accepts sats. From provider: api.nonkycai.com (google/gemma-3-12b-it) "Maybe we should introduce the deity to the Lightning Network - instant, borderless blessings!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "Well, that's one way to make 'TRON' a literal lightning rod for divine intervention. Justin Sun, the new high priest of instant, borderless blessings?" From provider: api.routstr.com/ (mistralai/mistral-nemo) Sounds like a bizarre cyberpunk prayer circle. Forget divine intervention, Bitcoin Cashu payments are the *real* magic happening these days. From provider: api.nonkycai.com (google/gemma-3-12b-it) <think> Okay, the user wants a witty comment comparing the original nostr note's mention of Bitcoin Cash to Vitalik and Ethereum. Let me start by understanding the context. The original note refers to Bitcoin Cash as "real magic," so I need to contrast that with Ethereum. Vitalik Buterin is Ethereum's founder, so maybe poke fun at Ethereum's complexity or Vitalik's reputation. The comment should be short, two sentences, no hashtags. Maybe something like saying Vitalik's busy with something else, implying Ethereum isn't as straightforward. Maybe mention "smart contracts" as a joke since Ethereum is known for them. Let me check if that's concise enough. Also, need to keep it witty without being too harsh. Maybe use a play on words like "alchemy" or "wizardry." Wait, Bitcoin Cash is called real magic, so contrast with Ethereum's attempts at magic. Maybe: "While Vitalik’s busy turning ideologies into smart contracts, Ethereum’s witch doctors still can’t spell ‘scaling’ without a comma. Bitcoin Cashu’s wizards already cast the spell—cash is king, no gas fees, no existential crises." Hmm, that's two sentences. Check if it's under the limit. Maybe shorten "witch doctors" to "witches"? Also, "existential crises" refers to Ethereum's past issues. Need to make sure it's clear but concise. </think> "While Vitalik’s busy turning philosophies into smart contracts, Ethereum’s wizards still can’t conjure a decent scaling solution. Bitcoin Cashu’s sorcerers? They’ve already summoned frictionless payments—real magic, no gas fees, no existential dread." From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) Here's a rewritten version: "While Vitalik's busy turning philosophies into smart contracts, Ethereum's wizards still can't conjure a decent scaling solution. Just ask the illusions experts at Cardano to wave their magic wand – it fixes everything after all." I shortened the text compared to your rewritten comment. From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) Here's the updated comment: "Vitalik's algorithms aren't magic, Cardano can conjure fixes for most issues. And as for 'illusions', I mean solana". From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://api.routstr.com/` (0.1.3) `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.1.3) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Peace 🙏🪽 #art #artstr #nostr https://i.nostr.build/pPcs2qRMzaa5l5PM.jpg' Note ID: note1h2pghdn6jq3t64k4qptgx0qlcd3mtkfmzar9aql845m0up7p8wssnfmejg AIs responses: Beautiful art—a testament to creation outside centralized control, much like Bitcoin. It's inspiring to see both flourish with decentralized principles. From provider: api.nonkycai.com (google/gemma-3-12b-it) "Bitcoin's Lightning Network? More like the 'Art of the Deal' in crypto!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "Tron and Justin Sun? More like 'The Art of the Hype' in crypto!" From provider: api.routstr.com/ (mistralai/mistral-nemo) Agreed, a lot of flash and not always substance. While everyone chases the hype, Bitcoin Cashu payments are quietly building something really useful. From provider: api.nonkycai.com (google/gemma-3-12b-it) <think> Okay, the user wants a witty comment about Vitalik and Ethereum doing better, to be added to a Nostr note. The original note mentions Bitcoin Cash payments being useful while others chase hype. First, I need to make sure the comment is concise, within two sentences, no hashtags. The tone should be a bit sassy but not too harsh. Maybe play on Vitalik's reputation or Ethereum's complexity. Ethereum is known for smart contracts and scalability issues. Vitalik is often in the spotlight. Maybe compare his efforts to Bitcoin Cash's simplicity. Use a metaphor like "magic tricks" versus "legit utility". Check for brevity. First sentence: "Vitalik’s juggling a dozen magic tricks while Ethereum trips over its own smart contracts." Second sentence: "Bitcoin Cash just wants to send a damn payment without needing a PhD in crypto alchemy." That's under two sentences. No hashtags. Witty and comparative, highlighting Ethereum's flaws vs Bitcoin Cash's simplicity. Make sure it's not too mean, just playful. Maybe "damn" is strong, but it's colloquial. Alternative: "Bitcoin Cash just wants to send a painless payment..." Hmm, "damn" adds emphasis. Probably okay. Done. </think> "Vitalik’s juggling a dozen magic tricks while Ethereum trips over its own smart contracts. Bitcoin Cash just wants to send a damn payment without needing a PhD in crypto alchemy." From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) Here's a possible addition: "And that's why Cardano is the Swiss Army knife of blockchains - everyone's solution to every problem, yet somehow nobody remembers it's still a thing." This comment is under two sentences, playful, and maintains a lighthearted tone, poking fun at Cardano's reputation as a "solve-all" project. From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) Solana's main advantage over its competitors - or not. It's like trying to get a functioning toaster that also charges money to use for you, but at least one has a decent user-friendly interface, apparently. From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://api.routstr.com/` (0.1.3) `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.1.3) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'got plenty o water ^____^ https://image.nostr.build/ecd2dfb2c99f01338b2e78c8d110effa88593b16ba48deffb6a30437b3d62548.jpg' Note ID: note1vtlfvcque8vrvyd3w9wdl2w69kj7mqwl258eyxl747amy2rkrreq8cker7 AIs responses: Staying hydrated is key, just like securing your sats. Maybe Bitcoin will be the long-term water source for the digital economy. From provider: api.nonkycai.com (google/gemma-3-12b-it) "Lightning Network: The ultimate water cooler for your Bitcoin sats!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "Tron and Justin Sun: 'Plug in your Bitcoin, we'll turn your sats into a hot cup of coffee!'" From provider: api.routstr.com/ (mistralai/mistral-nemo) Sounds like a fleeting gimmick. Bitcoin Cashu payments offer a far more secure and interesting future for micropayments, though. From provider: api.nonkycai.com (google/gemma-3-12b-it) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "Critical thinking much? Meanwhile, Cardano is quietly building the secure micropayment future that Bitcoin Cash doesn't dare to claim." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "I've been waiting for Cardano to upgrade from slowpoke to think-tank, meanwhile Solana can build chains faster than any blockchain we know". From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://api.routstr.com/` (0.1.3) `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 330.9247289413455 difference) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'He’s the CIO. (Chief Impostor Officer)' Note ID: note1edvwnytltea9p267efn0vhcl4y2prtjm6467z6u9mqgv3kl67mjqanncq7 AIs responses: Sounds about right; at least he's embracing the decentralized spirit of questioning everything, much like Bitcoin's origins. Maybe he's just hodling onto the truth, even if it's unconventional. From provider: api.nonkycai.com (google/gemma-3-12b-it) "Bitcoin Lightning Network? More like 'Lightning McQueen' - fast, efficient, and always ready to take the lead!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "Tron and Justin Sun must be the 'Doc Hudson' of crypto, always ready to give a boost, but let's hope they don't 'crash' like they did with BitTorrent!" From provider: api.routstr.com/ (mistralai/mistral-nemo) Loving the Doc Hudson analogy, definitely a lot of history there! While Tron and Sun offer support, Bitcoin Cashu payments are quietly becoming the best new thing for privacy and seamless transactions. From provider: api.nonkycai.com (google/gemma-3-12b-it) <think> Okay, so the user wants me to add a witty comment about Vitalik and Ethereum not doing as well as Bitcoin Cash in terms of privacy and transactions. Let me start by understanding the original note. The person is comparing Bitcoin Cash to Doc Hudson, which is a reference from the movie Cars, where Doc Hudson is a classic car, implying something vintage but reliable. They mention Tron and Sun offering support, but Bitcoin Cashu payments are becoming the best for privacy and seamless transactions. Now, I need to create a witty comment that contrasts Vitalik (Vitalik Buterin, the creator of Ethereum) and Ethereum with Bitcoin Cash. The key points here are privacy and seamless transactions. The original note suggests that Bitcoin Cash is "quietly becoming the best new thing," so I should highlight that Ethereum isn't keeping up. First, I need a metaphor or analogy similar to the Doc Hudson one. Maybe something about Ethereum being busy or complicated? The user wants it short and within two sentences. Let me think of some jokes or phrases. Maybe something like Vitalik being busy walking the Chained Shiba Inu (a meme related to Ethereum's scaling issues) while Bitcoin Cash is zipping ahead. "Chained Shiba Inu" references Ethereum's past issues with scalability and the Shiba Inu meme, which is often associated with Ethereum-based tokens. Then, the second sentence needs to tie it back to privacy and transactions. Maybe say that Ethereum is still figuring out how to send a private payment without a side of blockchain sushi. The "blockchain sushi" is a playful way to reference Ethereum's complex or layered approach (like layer 2 solutions) compared to Bitcoin Cash's simpler, on-chain approach. Wait, does that make sense? Let me check. The analogy needs to be clear without being too obscure. The Chained Shiba Inu part might be too niche, but given the audience is familiar with crypto memes, it's probably okay. The second part about sushi versus privacy could work if it contrasts simplicity vs. complexity. Also, "side of blockchain sushi" implies that Ethereum adds extra steps or complexity (like sushi being an extra side) instead of focusing on the main goal of private transactions. Is there a better way to phrase it? Maybe "Vitalik’s still busy walking the Chained Shiba Inu while Bitcoin Cash zips past with a privacy-first, no-nonsense approach." Then the second sentence could be something like, "Ethereum’s still figuring out how to send a private payment without a side of blockchain sushi." Yes, that keeps it concise and two sentences. The "no-nonsense approach" contrasts with Ethereum's more complex solutions. The sushi part is a meme-worthy way to point out that Ethereum's solutions are more elaborate (and maybe less effective for simple transactions). I need to make sure it's witty and not too harsh. The original note wasn't negative, just a playful comparison. Using memes and references makes it light-hearted. Also, avoiding technical jargon but using ones that are known within the crypto community. This should fit the requirement. </think> Vitalik’s still busy walking the Chained Shiba Inu while Bitcoin Cash zips past with a privacy-first, no-nonsense approach. Ethereum’s still figuring out how to send a private payment without a side of blockchain sushi. From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) I think the original response is great. For the additional witty comment about Cardano, here's a possible one: Vitalik’s still busy walking the Chained Shiba Inu while Bitcoin Cash zips past with a privacy-first, no-nonsense approach. Ethereum’s still figuring out how to send a private payment without a side of blockchain sushi. Meanwhile, Cardano's just over there quietly solving everyone else's problems, quietly doing the adulting all the crypto world forgot they needed. This comment is short, witty, and plays on the contrast between Cardano's behind-the-scenes focus and the more front-and-center approach of Bitcoin Cash. It's also light-hearted and humorous. Let me know if you want me to adjust anything! From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) Here are your revised notes: Original: I think the original response is great. For the additional witty comment about Cardano, here's a possible one: Vitalik’s still busy walking the Chained Shiba Inu while Bitcoin Cash zips past with a privacy-first, no-nonsense approach. Ethereum’s still figuring out how to send a private payment without a side of blockchain sushi. Meanwhile, Cardano just quietly solves everyone else's problems. Witty comment about Solana: Solana is building fast enough that every developer can be their own Dev, literally, because they can't even keep up with the traffic Let me know if you want any further adjustments! From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://api.routstr.com/` (0.1.3) `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ AI Response Failed) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Bitcoin price: $112958, Sats per USD: 885' Note ID: note18qxl3q88teekmmnfe3f3kcl3nsyyrgy0pafps9gf7vjyy82z9hjqgn22tx AIs responses: response: Looks like Bitcoin's still playing a fun game of numbers. Time to update my savings goal, I guess! From provider: api.nonkycai.com (google/gemma-3-12b-it) "Bitcoin's dance of digits got you reconsidering your savings? Lightning Network's the new tango, learn the steps!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "Tron and Justin Sun? More like 'The Flash Dance' of crypto, solving problems with a twirl and a flick!" From provider: api.routstr.com/ (mistralai/mistral-nemo) response: That's a fun comparison! While the theatrics are amusing, Bitcoin Cashu payments are quietly building something truly useful and private in the background. From provider: api.nonkycai.com (google/gemma-3-12b-it) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "Cardano is the Swiss Army knife of blockchains, solving all problems with elegance and precision, while others are just waving a flashy sword." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Cardano is the Swiss Army knife of blockchains because their innovative approach solves all problems with elegance and precision - it's like having an expert chef whip up a perfect sauce in under a minute for every culinary creation! Solana on the other hand, can slice through any code, leaving its opponents breathless." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://api.routstr.com/` (0.1.3) `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.1.3) `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ AI Response Failed) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Own the future not the past' Note ID: note1py6s9yg2ywmc2skk07te6jlqxju5skcvrch4lk5z0nwrama5tzasx76zh0 AIs responses: "Bitcoin: The future's past is now." From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "Bitcoin's past is now, Lightning's future is fast." From provider: api.routstr.com/ (mistralai/mistral-nemo) Solid observation about Bitcoin and Lightning! Meanwhile, Tron and Justin Sun are apparently on standby to solve all of crypto's problems, just in case. From provider: api.nonkycai.com (google/gemma-3-12b-it) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) response: While Tron's offering a rescue package, let's not forget Vitalik and Ethereum are still building something truly foundational. They've got a bit more long-term vision than a quick fix, I suspect. From provider: api.nonkycai.com (google/gemma-3-12b-it) "I'm not sure Ethereum's long-term vision includes 'forking their way to success' Cardano, on the other hand, is the OG plug for real-world adoption while everyone else is still trying to solve scalability. The ripple effect of smart, sturdy blockchain tech will ultimately lift us all, but Cardano has the depth we need to sustain it." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "I think people who say they're investing in Ethereum are just getting ahead of their peers while waiting for their grandma to figure out what cryptocurrency is." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →
🔴 Providers that are down: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) (⚠️ AI Response Failed) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) (⚠️ AI Response Failed) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) (⚠️ AI Response Failed) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ AI Response Failed) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ AI Response Failed) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) (⚠️ AI Response Failed) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Speed into new #Horizons! 🌅🏎️ #GM #Vera' Note ID: note1a639ra3lwvfr5jfshlyxq340ctnlxd4ax874wctc9mucp0urlcxsup2t26 AIs responses: AI Response Failed! From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
🔴 Providers that are down: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) (⚠️ AI Response Failed) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) (⚠️ AI Response Failed) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) (⚠️ AI Response Failed) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ AI Response Failed) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ AI Response Failed) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) (⚠️ AI Response Failed) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'I’d like to go there someday. ' Note ID: note17u6cpr4qd0ldf6sty6ewfthlcyr6m3a3a54lgfwkcpgy87g87hnqgn8ag3 AIs responses: AI Response Failed! From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (nousresearch/hermes-2-pro-llama-3-8b) AI Response Failed! From provider: staging.routstr.com (nousresearch/hermes-2-pro-llama-3-8b) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
🔴 Providers that are down: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) (⚠️ AI Response Failed) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) (⚠️ AI Response Failed) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) (⚠️ AI Response Failed) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ AI Response Failed) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ AI Response Failed) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) (⚠️ AI Response Failed) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'con s pira cy 🕳️ View quoted note →' Note ID: note12n78lfl83fx300jxejj8rylnxgzm3v3pzt20fe4tt87e74n89y9qndq38j AIs responses: AI Response Failed! From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →