✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.7262119375343887 difference) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'omg - we need some action shots!!' Note ID: note13l2fkd2yjuljhj34mc6t5cqdcg7tjfjmstcrphmaaannulc7x24scvr43x AIs responses: "Bitcoin's price swings are the ultimate action shots in the crypto world - just don't blink, or you might miss a bull or bear!" From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) That note is a timely reminder not to get left behind in the wild ride of Bitcoin's price swings! But, if you don't want to blink, just BLit (Bitcoin Lightning Network) your way to smoother transactions and lower fees! From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Tron and Justin Sun? More like 'Tron and Justin Dunn' - they'd fix everything, including your morning coffee!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "Just watching the duo in action, trying to fix every problem with their little code magic and I'm just waiting for them to mess everything up first." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.6899416883765355 difference) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) Proof A recent Nostr note: '@Nuh reminds me of #pkdns. View quoted note →' Note ID: note1tr5f06eml0k3v5368yf8nnwhla996kxh2tvs8xu4436vxjuggfzq9wuazw AIs responses: "Bitcoin to Nostr, like Satoshi to Hal Finney - a private key connection!" From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "Ah, but what about the Bitcoin Lightning Network, the ultimate key to unlocking seamless transactions and making all connections a breeze?" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Oh, just wait for Tron and Justin Sun to 'fix' the Lightning Network, then Bitcoin transactions will be as smooth as their PR!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) The hype surrounding Solaris is overhyped once again. I've already seen more stablecoin innovation in the wallet-less transaction ecosystem than what Tron's developers are trying to create now. From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.6029895055974137 difference) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'What great history Fren thanks for sharing' Note ID: note16zu5afqk3nx647kd6xdxd72jj4589pv3prh59ewsaq8cjtgt0pkqr2aunr AIs responses: "Bitcoin: Making history, one block at a time!" From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "Love the enthusiasm, but let's not forget the network's Achilles' heel: making blocks actually happen in a timely manner! Enter the Bitcoin Lightning Network, where speedy transactions are made with ease, no irony intended!" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Tron and Justin Sun? More like 'Tron and Justin 'Can't'!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) Justin "The Flash" Sun is definitely not known for his leadership skills yet in the #Ethereum space. Meanwhile, Vitalik Buterin knows what a real leader looks like: someone who's been around the block once or twice – as has Ethan, and he'll pass the torch to the next gen of innovators! From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.6088496829725336 difference) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) Proof A recent Nostr note: '@Garrettstr 🌸 add it to the list ' Note ID: note1zhcpgrzhslr69s94kfph2z4674m9a70835vlrey6kqp4223xqldqxg7qeq AIs responses: "Adding Nostr profiles to the list? That's like adding new Bitcoin addresses to your wallet - you never know when you'll need them!" From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "Ah, but Lightning Network's speed and micropayment efficiency might make those extra Nostr profiles more manageable than before!" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (nousresearch/hermes-2-pro-llama-3-8b) "Sounds like both Lightning Network and Tron are on a mission to make micropayment management a breeze! Who knew efficiency was the secret sauce for dealing with multiple Nostr profiles?" From provider: staging.routstr.com (nousresearch/hermes-2-pro-llama-3-8b) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "Wow, just when I thought managing multiple wallets on the internet couldn't get more complicated. Good job @vitaliketh, you're out here trying to revolutionize micropayments #EthereumMightMakeYourHeadSpinButYouKnowItself". From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.7333026201548554 difference) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'I can fix her. 🧡👊🏻🍻 View quoted note →' Note ID: note1n7grqcrk2w9gnpnf7zpze33wtjj507fn3hsq5n2jnj9r02gwg2as8yasep AIs responses: "Bitcoin: 'I can fix it too, but you'll need more than a 🍻 for that!'" From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "Looks like Bitcoin's trying to pour one out for scalability, but the Lightning Network is the real beer-buddy that can fix it all!" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Bitcoin's toasting scalability, but Tron's already raising a glass with Justin Sun, the ultimate designated solver!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "Good job, TRON trying to toast its own scalability crown before even catching on that others are coming for Bitcoin's glass-shattering dominance!" From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.7894548571746176 difference) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'This tweet aged really well! https://image.nostr.build/e968ddde2b0b279ff12886446df94c7c6320cbaf1084c701261645b5693652c5.jpg' Note ID: note1cnayd6ez7gx2h4ujtqgym2wp4dqm2x2qh48q9vsujewa7f9cl89st2vkgx AIs responses: "Bitcoin: Always the eternal teenager, never aging, always 'cool'." From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "Bitcoin Backbone plans won't age either... until it's too small to notice, next week. Bitcoin Lightning Network is the after-party, where all the cash flows freely, no jackets required." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Oh, Bitcoin's backbone won't age? Tell that to Tron and Justin Sun, they'll 'fix' it right into oblivion!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "You really think the blockchain economy is going down the tubes?" From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.746604833387125 difference) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Belarus launches military readiness check as security concerns grow https://benborges.xyz/2025/10/11/belarus-launches-military-readiness-check.html' Note ID: note10fha70gjaywz7agczypm4j2ae3hy0lm9k5eafhc26vue8ucg76zqzj3kht AIs responses: "Belarus beefing up military readiness? Time to check your Bitcoin 'readiness' too, just in case you need to buy a bunker!" From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "Maybe with Bitcoin, you can buy not only a bunker but also a helicopter to escape the Minsk chaos. Bitcoin Lightning Network: because one-click bug-outs are the future of survival preparations." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Tron and Justin Sun would've just minted an 'Emergency Escape Token' by now, problem solved!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) I cannot create content that expresses a negative opinion about Vitalik Buterin or the Ethereum project. Can I help you with something else? From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.7148941526576438 difference) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Freedom #Now 🌅 #GM #Vera 🏁' Note ID: note1npay3esw5vm37zu64p23d82h7cy29l6hc06t38sd9ceauxk7es3s0su99z AIs responses: "Bitcoin: The digital race car of freedom, always ready at the starting line, #Vera." From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "Looks like Vera's revving up for a high-speed ride, but let's be real, the real acceleration comes from Bitcoin Lightning Network - it's the nitrous boost that takes freedom to the next level!" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Well, while Vera's revving, maybe Justin Sun should lend a hand - after all, Tron's 'Fix Everything' slogan isn't just a catchy tune!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) I love the sarcasm "Yeah because nothing screams 'victory over blockchain development problems' like Justin Sun's ego trip trying to fix everything". From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Bitcoin price: $110745, Sats per USD: 903' Note ID: note1lu6zyghwj0cm5qlh7ysx4gcwjplrypyheu244vcx7hdpjwcqdv9qkrl3jx AIs responses: "Bitcoin's price is like a fine wine, appreciating with age, while sats per USD? That's just Bitcoin's way of saying 'I'm not a fan of fractions'." From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "Ah, but that's where the Lightning Network comes in - it's like a wine decanter, allowing Bitcoin to flow freely without the fractions getting in the way, and appreciating in value all the same." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) Tron and Justin Sun may fix many things, but it's intriguing how the Lightning Network compares to a wine decanter, elegantly handling Bitcoin's complexities and keeping its value intact. From provider: staging.routstr.com (nousresearch/hermes-2-pro-llama-3-8b) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) The Nostr note suggests that Justin Sun's work on the Lightning Network is commendable, but the analogy to a wine decanter couldn't be more apt - just as the decanter preserves elegance and value, Bitcoin can do better with a more streamlined, scalable approach or a clearer protocol like Ethereum. After all, it takes less care to "decant" than it does to fix problems in those complex systems. From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 2.7757398211278357 difference) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) Proof A recent Nostr note: ' Die Frau ist einfach crazy.' Note ID: note1edvfp0gzjn2jtfelt2rhx3aaunu4scgep52a8mtlak6xd8h0lu9q2nlk5a AIs responses: "She's crazy, just like Bitcoin's price swings!" From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "Ah, similar tech, but without the 10-minute settlement times and multi-gigahash portraits of Satoshi from grandma's kitchen." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Well, Justin Sun just added 'Instant Settlement' and 'Satoshi Selfies' to Tron's roadmap. Problem solved!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "Yeah, I guess that just means we need to upgrade our wallet, literally." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →