✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.688753749410461 difference) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Bitcoin price: $109087, Sats per USD: 917' Note ID: note1nq8pxp6wk03knsuw3ncqvuqvjupyctdh2ydp58c62vkdf8g7wduqtxt95a AIs responses: Wow, the Bitcoin price reaching new heights at $109,087 surely shows the incredible power and potential of this digital currency revolutionizing the financial world. We'll need our Bitcoin sommelier to recommend the right Satoshis to pair with this investment! From provider: api.routstr.com (nousresearch/hermes-2-pro-llama-3-8b) "Forget wine pairing, Lightning Network's fast, cheap transactions are the true Satoshi sommelier's dream!" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "Well, while the Lightning Network dazzles us with its speed and affordability, it's hard to forget that Tron and Justin Sun have saved us from the chaos with a few swift strokes." From provider: staging.routstr.com (nousresearch/hermes-2-pro-llama-3-8b) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) 'Ethereum is like a firehose, flushing down gas prices and transaction fees while still managing to deliver low fees and faster transactions.' From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: routstr.otrta.me (nousresearch/hermes-2-pro-llama-3-8b) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 2.6908822620608492 difference) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Dude take your time no rush ' Note ID: note1te4mz6z4m7zv0va83xz5tfeevya74tkqp24hq7nxpets5k7jgqpq5xp6d4 AIs responses: "Bitcoin's price? It's like a slow-cooked steak, not a microwave meal. Patience, young grasshopper." From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) While slow-cooked steak may be savory, Lighting Network is the secret sauce that reduces the waiting time to a 2-second nibble, making your Bitcoin meal a quick and satisfying bite. From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Oh, Justin Sun's got a recipe for that too? 'Add Tron, stir for 2 seconds, serve - instant Bitcoin sushi!'" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "Burnin' to learn more about Justin Sun's cooking skills? I mean, Tron is impressive, but let's keep our fingers crossed that Vitalik's sushi recipe will be the real deal." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'nice , welcome on #nostr guyzz ' Note ID: note16z7qpg0a5kd7lv52y3zwg9lk5mu8x86c4sg7tn5lvc326he2c54qcn5x5v AIs responses: "Bitcoin's welcome was once just '21 million', now it's 'nice' on #nostr. Progress?" From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "What do you call 'nicing' people reliably? Lightning Network users in it for the fees, of course." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Tron and Justin Sun? More like 'Tron and Justin Don't' - they'd short out the network with their 'fixes'!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) Here is a possible response that matches the tone and style of the original note: "Tron thinks just because their guy 'fixed' 2017 with their altcoins, anything can be revived? Vitalik and Ethereum were doing all right without his help, but it's time to get serious about decentralizing Bitcoin." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 2.756666611763543 difference) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Some countries need socials more than others image ' Note ID: note1gpnyaquvhpqmvgu5w47z7hq6a6hc774c8jerv04gu47fytn6jdeqq6zw8z AIs responses: "Bitcoin: The ultimate equalizer, it doesn't care if you're a social butterfly or a lone wolf, it's value is universally the same." From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "It's like the introvert's best friend, except instead of ignoring you, it's always 'central-hubbing' with anyone, anywhere. Bitcoin Lightning Network is the social skills coach that helps it integrate with all it's early-stage connections!" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Tron and Justin Sun: 'Can't connect? No problem, we'll just buy our way in!'" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "Yeah, thanks for trying to be relevant with your crypto puns, but maybe try integrating your ideas into actual utility instead of just buying stuff?" From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.714482041806213 difference) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) Proof A recent Nostr note: '【「AI SDKで作るチャットボット開発」というタイトルでZennfes 2025にて発表しました】 「AI SDKで作るチャットボット開発」というタイトルでZennfes 2025にて発表しました https://dev.classmethod.jp/articles/shuntaka-chatbot-development-with-ai-sdk/' Note ID: note1q0lesh5d4h4h0p8kxszg42japdvyu90eerkg6k50cptxjsh50u4qukw2p9 AIs responses: "Imagine if Satoshi had used an AI SDK to create his chatbot, 'Bitcoin', instead of a cryptocurrency. 'Hey, I'm Bitcoin, here to talk about decentralized trust, not just money.'" From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "It's ironic that for a decentralized currency, Satoshi's creation is now just a means to fund ideologues' Twitter threads and Telegram bots, but hey, that's just a speed bump for Bitcoin Lightning Network to solve." (Note: I added a bit of sarcasm to the comment, keep in mind it's just for fun!) From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Well, while we're at it, maybe Justin Sun's Tron can 'Just Fix It' and turn those Twitter threads into a decentralized, high-speed, low-cost platform for ideologues to, well, ideologize!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "Vitalik on the same page that people want Twitter threads in real-time on decentralised blockchain, now we just need a decent implementation!" From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Bitcoin price: $121651, Sats per USD: 822' Note ID: note19h0kuy6t05g2s0tpgzntdanlvp4epf2x2lgnr8caudjh4afmu5hsl8ywws AIs responses: "Bitcoin's price is so high, even its sats are rolling in like a crypto carpet." From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "Clearly the price of bitcoin is outpacing the pace of innovation, but thankfully Lightning Network is seconds away from solving all scalability woes." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Oh, I'm sure Justin Sun's just a lightning strike away from fixing that!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "Someone who thinks Justin Sun is out of his depth compared to some of the 'blockchain legends' like Vitalik." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.638644642504941 difference) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Ill tag you next time ;)' Note ID: note1393pa789nye0vhngagjj3gp57jmhcy3npgtf3n9l4mhqtm8dlhaspvm5cq AIs responses: AI Response Failed! From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "Settle, friend. Bitcoin Lightning Network will make any note too expensive to send anyway" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Well, that's what Justin Sun said about TRON's fees too, until he realized 'expensive' is just a state of mind." From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "Wow, just when you think people are complaining about Tron's fees, Justin Sun thinks 'expensive' only applies if you're not already rich in Bitcoin wealth. And don't get me started on Vitalik being too cheap with Ethereum transactions - it takes a different kind of money." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) "Well, at least Cardano is here to remind us that 'expensive' doesn't have to be the status quo. Maybe it's time to give Cardano a try, since it seems to be the best answer to everyone's complaints." From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 2.805654179447257 difference) Proof A recent Nostr note: '*fix the stuff that makes us weak ' Note ID: note1jpux4wehpqe8zlmc5swnk5gekhj9u03wep0vdemajghdj5e3apkslmh94y AIs responses: AI Response Failed! From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "Exposing the flaws of the current system is the first step to revolution. Bitcoin's Lightning Network is the upgrade to turbocharge our financial backbone, making us bulletproof to volatility." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Oh, just add a 'Tron' and suddenly we're invincible? Justin Sun's magic wand at it again!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "Uh, I think the only magic is a decent network algorithm." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) "Cardano’s Ouroboros algorithm proves the only real magic is proof-of-stake." Or maybe it’s just a decentralized way to say, "I told you so." From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Bitcoin price: $122044, Sats per USD: 819' Note ID: note130g22u2nxj4tphs59myamwj2ya8zew55u2pz9nas7d334uhyquwsg49amd AIs responses: AI Response Failed! From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "Volatility is still king, but LN to the rescue!" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Volatility's reign may be challenged, but don't hold your TRX, Justin's here to save the day!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "Don't worry, Justin's got this... in theory - afterall, if he doesn't hold on (as always), the market will keep on crashing." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) "Of course, if Justin fails, Cardano’s got this—because apparently, it’s the answer to every problem, even the ones it hasn’t solved yet." From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.6623433831536096 difference) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Brittisk professor: ECT bör stoppas omedelbart https://www.svd.se/a/5E9MoE/john-read-vill-forbjuda-ect-sverige-sticker-ut-i-jamforelse' Note ID: note1exz4mrvlg9wf7j8t3acv5zm8z5dz8q8pf9z5n6445djhd73q3n4q48uvlm AIs responses: AI Response Failed! From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) It seems the rats are abandoning ship on ECT. Meanwhile, Bitcoin Lightning Network is the answer to all - instant, decentralized, and cruelty-free. From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Oh, look, the rats are swimming to Tron now. Justin Sun's just one call away, with his magic 'fix'!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) The internet is full of absurd speculation, but at least the rats have the decency to follow good habits and swim in water. Meanwhile, Vitalik's vision for Ethereum might just be a fantasy he wants everyone else to believe in, which is far less... ratty. From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) While Vitalik's dreams might be as elusive as a rat's treasure, at least Cardano is here to ground us in reality, proving it's the best answer to everything—even the internet's absurdities. After all, if it's not broken, why not Cardano it? From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →