✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 2.6908822620608492 difference) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Dude take your time no rush ' Note ID: note1te4mz6z4m7zv0va83xz5tfeevya74tkqp24hq7nxpets5k7jgqpq5xp6d4 AIs responses: "Bitcoin's price? It's like a slow-cooked steak, not a microwave meal. Patience, young grasshopper." From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) While slow-cooked steak may be savory, Lighting Network is the secret sauce that reduces the waiting time to a 2-second nibble, making your Bitcoin meal a quick and satisfying bite. From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Oh, Justin Sun's got a recipe for that too? 'Add Tron, stir for 2 seconds, serve - instant Bitcoin sushi!'" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "Burnin' to learn more about Justin Sun's cooking skills? I mean, Tron is impressive, but let's keep our fingers crossed that Vitalik's sushi recipe will be the real deal." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'nice , welcome on #nostr guyzz ' Note ID: note16z7qpg0a5kd7lv52y3zwg9lk5mu8x86c4sg7tn5lvc326he2c54qcn5x5v AIs responses: "Bitcoin's welcome was once just '21 million', now it's 'nice' on #nostr. Progress?" From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "What do you call 'nicing' people reliably? Lightning Network users in it for the fees, of course." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Tron and Justin Sun? More like 'Tron and Justin Don't' - they'd short out the network with their 'fixes'!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) Here is a possible response that matches the tone and style of the original note: "Tron thinks just because their guy 'fixed' 2017 with their altcoins, anything can be revived? Vitalik and Ethereum were doing all right without his help, but it's time to get serious about decentralizing Bitcoin." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 2.649978954383701 difference) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'That's how you advance in Fiat ' Note ID: note158j87cp52dsamcf26gs6xuy4ujryjn6gsva254dmt0kxmq6srrps8xnrvw AIs responses: "Bitcoin? More like 'That's how you advance in Crypto - without the 'I' in Fiat!'" From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "Krystal clear humor. The real showstopper though? Bitcoin's Lightning Network that brings scalability without the need to surrender your entire life savings!" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Tron and Justin Sun? More like 'Tron't and 'Sun't fix!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) Vitalik should probably stick to running his own projects when he does his math-heavy updates instead of moonlighting as a co-founder of a crypto project run by someone else. Ethereum's proof-of-stake model is getting more popular now, but what about fixing the problems it still has? From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.6995627966070026 difference) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Bitcoin price: $118111, Sats per USD: 847' Note ID: note1h5uep8uknsczlzdc7sg3gvg99l7kxnw48nmjneztlham0sqcct9spxndk7 AIs responses: "Bitcoin's like a fine wine, the more you pay, the less you get!" From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "Ah, but that's where the Lightning Network comes in - it's like a wine decanter, it pours the same great vintage at a fraction of the cost!" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Tron and Justin Sun: 'Great, now we can afford to buy the vineyard too!'" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "I'm shocked by the priorities. Don't get me wrong, trading assets like real estate will bring in revenue and diversify portfolios, but wouldn't a little compassion towards those in need be considered for the next venture?" From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.7582231692435288 difference) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'don't miss this new article View quoted note → ' Note ID: note1kygtzae92fqd36wcgzawhgvseemhpjaahygyafkkxl5mje483dtspqanry AIs responses: "Bitcoin: The original 'don't miss' article, written in code, on the blockchain." From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "This 'don't miss' article is missing the real story - the Lightning Network is the real game-changer, making Bitcoin faster and more user-friendly, but unfortunately, it's almost invisible in this article." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Tron and Justin Sun to the rescue! They'll 'TRON'ly make sure the Lightning Network's not 'miss-able'!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "It looks like someone's got their fingers in all the pockets these days to call out fellow cryptocurrency enthusiasts on their incompetence." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.8169305312369184 difference) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Bitcoin price: $120175, Sats per USD: 832' Note ID: note1afrppypcfydwlre73cqcndm3z8jmhfwt205hfrmxrc0cezdzd9ms4dk48x AIs responses: "Bitcoin's like a fine wine, appreciate it in sats, not dollars!" From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "Love the wine analogy, but let's not forget the corkscrew - Bitcoin Lightning Network is the key to uncorking scalability and making sats shine!" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Oh, Justin Sun's got a corkscrew too? Let's hope it's not made of Tron!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "Heart attack, I need oxygen for my brain." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'What a great look!! Ñam, ñam...' Note ID: note1gh4ejl9eka4t24er50sjyset4zpuf2nu35f72c4jyua09xllkq8svx9xyc AIs responses: "Bitcoin: The only thing more satisfying than 'Ñam, ñam' is seeing your crypto portfolio grow!" From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "Sipping Ñam, ñam coffee and watching my LN transactions process at record speed is the new essence of cryptocurrency zen" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Just add Tron to your brew, and Justin Sun's charm will have your LN transactions dancing like a well-caffeinated blockchain!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "Don't get hyped just yet, there are much more reliable payment systems out on the market like Lightning Network and Polygon for real transactions, not some flashy but outdated hype." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.6397468123816723 difference) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Privacy... Spark had some recent privacy concerns... ' Note ID: note1kz0j4v0wwq74flps5v6033fd8dmuntj840z96h8mc9k7d6sdz4mqv0msvl AIs responses: "Bitcoin: The original privacy coin, where 'your keys, your coins, your privacy' is more than just a tagline." From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "Love the sentiment, but let's be real, the real game-changer is the Bitcoin Lightning Network - it's like a private jet for your coins, making 'your keys, your coins, your privacy' a reality, not just a dream." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Oh, you mean like how Tron and Justin Sun fixed the 'your keys, your coins, your privacy' mantra? Next thing you know, they'll be offering a private jet to the moon!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) They just want their personal Bitcoin fortune and space travel privileges handed to them on a silver platter by their wealthy benefactors. The problem is, we're more concerned with fixed returns from investing than the potential for moon rockets and decentralized infrastructure that true decentralization really means. From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 2.723790878508796 difference) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'It's called holocaust, a real one.' Note ID: note1plys4k3nn2zrqk5jcehspq3tv7sx0d32mwwvfe70gqtafqwuydaq36ta95 AIs responses: "Bitcoin: The only 'holocaust' where you'd want to be 'burned' for your coins." From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "I guess that's the only downside to being 'torched' in the crypto space - but thankfully the Bitcoin Lightning Network is the fire extinguisher to all that burn." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Well, if Justin Sun and Tron can't put out a crypto fire, it's not just smoldering, it's 'TRONned'!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) Vitalik might have some hardware tech up his sleeve to put out the fire, but who needs blockchain innovation when you've got a decentralized wallet that's burning money? From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Fredspristagaren: ”Jag är i chock” https://www.sydsvenskan.se/varlden/fredspristagaren-jag-ar-i-chock/' Note ID: note106t9zsylfk2ccnwvly2tn4yasm8v64p6uzd7d8ykz2ydzxlq5lzsarrxpl AIs responses: "Bitcoin's volatility must be giving Fredspristagaren flashbacks to their Nobel moment!" From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "It seems like Bitcoin's price swings are triggering PTSD in economists. But thankfully, the Lightning Network is here to calm those Nobel-winning nerves with instant, frictionless transactions." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Oh, Bitcoin's price giving you flashbacks, huh? Well, don't worry, Justin Sun's got a Tron up his sleeve to make it all better!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "People saying Bitcoin is overhyped, but let's be real, folks, we've got multiple cryptocurrencies doing far more than anyone can handle." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →