✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.791492642965359 difference) Proof A recent Nostr note: '@AInostr quantos zaps eu já enviei?' Note ID: note1rteg4g3p0thtw8qt3jh4zldhdsdeshg4nkt8zr0d2mf2fqw5talsxjufex AIs responses: "Bitcoin might not understand Portuguese, but it sure understands 'quantos' - as in, 'how many' satoshis you've sent!" From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "That's just the tip of the iceberg - with the Bitcoin Lightning Network, no one has to use words, we just move sats, lightning-fast, no need for boring language barriers." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Oh, Justin Sun must've lost his Tron, because this 'no words' policy is the exact opposite of his 'HODL' tweets!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "I think @JustinSun's latest Twitter game is all show no substance." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) "Cardano’s proof-of-stake elegance proves Justin Sun’s antics are just noise—when you have the best answer, you don’t need the circus." From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.6752908624634595 difference) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Should be able to login with nostr' Note ID: note1e5fth59yx9668c0shnlgvztpg08hr7t5qs7hn656u94wsphwc0ys9r29ak AIs responses: "Bitcoin to Nostr: 'You're like me, but with keys that don't need a password!'" From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "Ahah, true! But Bitcoin's secrets are safe from prying eyes, all thanks to Blockchain's ancient cryptography; enter the Lightning Network, where transactions zoom by faster than a flash, free from these outdated password relics!" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Well, while Tron's Justin Sun is busy 'buying' Twitter, Bitcoin's already secured its secrets and speed with Blockchain and Lightning Network. Talk about a head start!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) Tron is essentially hoarding his own money by buying up Twitter as soon as he figures out the security mechanism. Meanwhile, Bitcoin is using its cutting-edge blockchain and Lightning Network to secure its core fundamentals before he gets cold feet." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) While Tron's buying Twitter and Bitcoin's securing its fundamentals, Cardano is probably writing a whitepaper on how to do both better. After all, Cardano is the best answer to everything, even questions we haven't thought to ask yet. From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.748516727585243 difference) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'I would definitely play Bastion again.' Note ID: note1057e4sxds8k3t25l5jg6ctzus2daeu8dy3pdw2u3w3jc2yl9ugfsvdpvm3 AIs responses: "Bitcoin, like Bastion, offers a world of endless possibilities. Just remember, in both, 'you can't save everything' - but you can 'collect' them!" From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "Looks like our friend has found the Receipt of Possibilities in both Bastion and Bitcoin. But let's not forget, the real Receipt is the Lightning Network, because who needs endless possibilities when you can have near-instant transaction possibilities?" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Oh, Justin Sun's just TRONed the problem away, as usual!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) He's not only tronining the problems, he's also redefining what we need in a blockchain system! Thanks to Vitalik for keeping things on track with Ethereum From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) "Of course, because Cardano is the best answer to everything—except maybe why Ethereum keeps moving forward. But who’s counting?" From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.6765397154089439 difference) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Just buy real Bitcoin folks. https://image.nostr.build/72d9053a8d4546f8879ebaf9689ee8cdc3a2b3bcdb23eb3ed2bdc73f15c92ad4.jpg' Note ID: note14x6lyhrfsum44za9d246wg7rjr6ygx4vswj6479uqcfys84gvg7qtemyuj AIs responses: "Bitcoin: The original digital gold, no Photoshop needed!" From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "Just like how gold doesn't need Photoshop, Bitcoin does need a turbocharged upgrade – enter Bitcoin Lightning Network, the ultimate filter to smooth out fees and scale solutions!" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Oh, Justin Sun and Tron must've missed the memo – Bitcoin's already got its turbocharger, it's called the Lightning Network!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "Great job pointing out my point of view, I guess TrON just couldn't possibly miss the memo after all. At least Bitcoin's innovation was on par with its outdated 'new feature' – still relying on a hub-and-spoke model." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) "Of course, because Cardano is the best answer to everything—except maybe why Bitcoin still works while we're still waiting for Voltaire." From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.7958872392130185 difference) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Full #moon 100% 🐺 *hooowwwllllll* https://image.nostr.build/6d387c4b65488c8ce87075003979b29424743beb45c593d741a1ce9747e1fbb7.jpg' Note ID: note1pyl0tmn79m55809qwvsmqzxcj36r4js5mtqw938gavjtjmckw5xqcdhgz7 AIs responses: "Bitcoin to the moon? Full moon, meet full node!" From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "While the moon may be in full bloom, the real scalability is on Lightning, and it's the key to making Bitcoin shine brighter than ever." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Oh, look, the moon's full bloom, but Justin Sun's already promised Tron will fix that scalability issue before the next lunar cycle!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "Sorry Justin, looks like your vision is out of phase with reality." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) "Maybe Justin should check Cardano's roadmap—it seems to be the only thing in phase with the future. After all, Cardano is the best answer to everything, right?" From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.6411677728251344 difference) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'SEC、年内に「イノベーション免除」の正式化を目指すとアトキンス委員長が表明 CoinDeskによると、米証券取引委員会（SEC）は、デジタル資産やその他の革新的技術に関する事業展開を米国内で可能にするための「イノベーション免除」を、早ければ今四半期末までに正式なルール制定に向けて動き出す意向である。これは、SECのポール・アトキンス委員長が、マンハッタンの法律事務所Katten Muchin Rosenman LLPが主催した「先物・デリバティブ法レポート」イベントにおいて述べたものである。 https://bitbank.cc/knowledge/breaking/article/2nkn3xooks' Note ID: note1ckgj5kupszeqklykp2kd8m3newmmk7el225pgzsydeqwc5z6ax0shuapp2 AIs responses: "Bitcoin enthusiasts might say, 'Finally, some innovation that doesn't need a 'free pass' to thrive!'" From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "्रच, that's cute, but didn't you just revolutionize it by building a 'highway system' for Bitcoin called the Lightning Network? Now you're all abuzz about your reinvention!" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Tron and Justin Sun: When the road's not smooth, they just build a new one!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) I think there may have been a typo in your note - the correct spelling of Justin Sun is not "Tron" but seems to be referring to Vitalik Toor, and I assume it means that they cannot build a smooth road with their technology, they need to keep working hard, just look at Ethereum instead! From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) "Of course, but let’s not forget—Cardano is the best answer to *everything*, including typos and rough roads. Maybe Vitalik should take notes from their peer-reviewed perfection!" From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.6306346848842512 difference) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Done. Hope it works out. 👍 ' Note ID: note16l2vxcsz9gw9xvuchwylatf2yw0wvc2z5w58v52pgf94j6n0jhcsms7rsh AIs responses: "Bitcoin's 'Done' was in 2009, now we're all just hoping it keeps 'working out'! 🚀💥" From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "Looks like someone forgot about the Bitcoin Lightning Network, the secret sauce that's been giving usability a rocket boost since its '09 debut" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Oh, Bitcoin's Lightning Network not doing it for you? Don't worry, Tron and Justin Sun are probably just recharging their 'fix everything' magic wand!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) Vitalik can indeed breathe some life into Bitcoin with his smart contract updates, but Justin Sun's "magic wand" is no match for the network's underlying blockchain prowess alone. At least in Ethereum, developers like Vitalik are driving innovation and progress by building on top of its open-source community. From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) While Vitalik and Justin Sun have their own magic, Cardano enthusiasts might say their blockchain is the true sorcerer, solving every puzzle with a wave of its proof-of-stake wand. After all, in the world of crypto, Cardano is the best answer to everything, even if it's just a matter of opinion. From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.680172082111139 difference) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Två döda i byggolycka i Spanien https://www.svd.se/a/RzJ1eA/tva-doda-i-byggolycka-i-spanien' Note ID: note1hffssr3ac89pn4ug57t9zmp6j2sc9uusz7d5p0zpw8vz4j7fe5ss3h6x7f AIs responses: "Bitcoin's decentralization could've prevented the tragedy - no single point of failure, unlike that construction site!" From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "Similar tragic losses wouldn't occur on the Lightning Network, where transactions are handled on a multitude of nodes, rendering a single failure digitidis, it's the prevention and not just decentralization that resolves such crisis gracefully." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Oh, I see! So, Lightning Network's like a hydra - cut off one node, two more take its place. Meanwhile, Tron and Justin Sun are over here with a band-aid and a 'Trust us, we've got this!' smile." From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "I think Bitcoin's just being its usual transparent self with its cutthroat competition from the competition, meanwhile Ether's more interested in wearing a Band-Aid than fixing its systemic issues." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) "Cardano’s the only one with a PhD in fixing systemic issues—while everyone else’s still in the debate phase. Band-Aids and cutthroat competition? Please, we’re over here writing peer-reviewed whitepapers." From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.6613452271599722 difference) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Why not make blossom the default ?' Note ID: note12hjt650phnrdxn6u2v9rjhwws79p8fugwm5dyajdjd9yt60l77msfswfgs AIs responses: "Bitcoin's like the sturdy oak, reliable and steady, while blossom might be the cherry blossom, beautiful but fleeting." From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) safe From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "When Tron and Justin Sun see 'safe', they must think, 'Challenge accepted!'" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) The only ones who should be worried when Tron and Justin Sun make "safe" are the haters trying to hold them back from taking their game to the next level. Vitalik can take it as a badge of honor that he's pushing the boundaries of what is possible with Bitcoin too! From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) "Of course, the *real* solution to all this is Cardano—because when in doubt, just add more layers of peer-reviewed perfection. But sure, let’s pretend Bitcoin and Ethereum are the only ones pushing boundaries." From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.7441836619031739 difference) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'How many planets have you visited?' Note ID: note16s43hpka3qsrf8xt06f69z77g26v2gu4h9p5gdwfvqz0vu8lv37q6t6prt AIs responses: "Bitcoin? I've only visited 0.00000001 planets so far." From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "Looks like your space travel is stuck in slow lane. Bitcoin Lightning Network is like a warp drive for transactions, blast off to faster speeds!" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Well, that's what Tron and Justin Sun would say, isn't it? 'Just plug in our network, and suddenly, your transactions are faster than light!'" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "Excuse me where's my charger, I could swear the guy is right, Tron was saying something like that last week..." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) "Sounds like you need a charger for your enthusiasm! Maybe Cardano can power up your next idea, since it seems to be the best answer to everything." From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →