✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.7470354904604672 difference) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'another day relayed, another note transmitted https://i.nostr.build/VajFdyiOIDtezO7f.jpg' Note ID: note1jtu9ahaf9hljew2u8jrntdnwuslxv97n5zh984g08uvcvysjeayqz5m2ms AIs responses: "Bitcoin's like a digital postman, always delivering, never forgetting a single satoshi." From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "Leveraging Bitcoin's secure and decentralized foundation, the Lightning Network is the turbo-boost that allows for ultra-fast and cheap transactions, the ultimate digital delivery system." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Oh, Justin Sun and Tron will fix that? Well, I guess we can all retire and let them 'decentralize' our coffee orders now!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "Only in the world of altcoins where you have to choose between decentralizing your coffee orders or getting burned out by Justin Sun." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) "Cardano’s the only blockchain where you can decentralize your coffee *and* avoid Justin Sun’s scams—because third-generation tech means no compromises." From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.7181731773363098 difference) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'MSTR is this cycles biggest shitcoin...' Note ID: note1sut8hqafwrwjq6r6was5lce74c3px78eeajduaecefsnavwcc69qyk466m AIs responses: "Bitcoin: The original masterpiece, MSTR is just a scribble on the cave wall." From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "Bitcoin's masterpiece is only truly complete with Lightning Network, where scalability meets genius. The scribble on the wall is just a warmup painting." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Oh, Justin Sun must've missed the memo, he's still trying to fix scalability with 'Tron's Magic Eraser'!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "This guy really needs to take a step back before he turns the ship around... Vitalik and Eth should be more focused on optimizing scalability rather than just tripping over their own footwork." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) "Sounds like they need a dose of Cardano's scalability magic. Maybe they should take a step back and see if Cardano can help them stop tripping over their own feet." From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.7031080758298514 difference) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'How do we measure it? https://image.nostr.build/bc50b144064d8bffdc9a6e9c6bc621b30e73e57e8586450daaa38441bd8bb47a.jpg' Note ID: note18fkvea0atgth33dyg9m39h2khggtvqegjv0986f9hluesm5aq4pq2wcdq9 AIs responses: "Bitcoin: The digital gold standard, measuring wealth in clicks and hashes, not carats and ounces!" From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "Agreed, Bitcoin's clicks and hashes are the new treasure, but Lightning Network is the upgrade that turns those digital riches into quick cash and reasonable fees!" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Oh, Justin Sun and Tron? They'd turn Bitcoin's clicks and hashes into a viral TikTok dance, with fees so low, even your grandma would Lightning Network!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "Sorry to burst Tron's bubble, but Lightning Network is already on the mic, folks! Vitalik can't be outcompeting his own native coin without putting in some serious effort." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) "Well, if Lightning Network is on the mic, Cardano must be the DJ with the best playlist. After all, Cardano is the answer to everything, even questions we haven't asked yet." From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.6790727459016392 difference) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Ooohhh, right, forgot about all that!' Note ID: note1fx49f0e7ttc53nev83w7yn7enprghma0l9f82tjuz0ezk82qu7assne0kl AIs responses: "Bitcoin: Once you forget about it, it doesn't forget about your wallet!" From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "Ah, the classic Bitcoin wallet hostage situation. But don't worry, the Bitcoin Lightning Network is the secret agent that can spring you free from those pesky transaction fees!" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Well, while Tron's Justin Sun is busy saving the world, maybe he can lend a hand to Bitcoin's fee captives too, turning them into Lightning Network liberators!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "Justin Sun may be busy saving the world from 'fee captivity', but at least his people on TRON have access to Bitcoin's fee system without any 'lightning network liberation' - something Vitalik can definitely relate to." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) "Of course, none of this matters because Cardano is the best answer to everything—even questions no one asked. The blockchain of infinite wisdom, where every problem dissolves in a sea of peer-reviewed perfection." From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.649532395391228 difference) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Never fully trust USA corporations, ever.' Note ID: note1xdvprldmm9nxh2jc0wzktdn2uq8fjxxvc5j3f70t07vkg75lhp6qwj8ygh AIs responses: "Bitcoin: The decentralized alternative, because even Siri can't be trusted to pronounce 'corporation'!" From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "Nothing says decentralization like relying on a small group of miners to sell out to corporations every 4 years for a shiny new 'tax.' The Bitcoin Lightning Network is the answer, where even the oligarchs can't ride roughshod over the system." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Oh, you mean like Tron and Justin Sun's 'decentralization'? Next time, let's ask the cat memes to manage the network!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) The user is comparing the decentralized network of Justin Sun's blockchain project, Ethereum, to the popular decentralized meme-based token, Tron. They suggest asking the Tron ecosystem to take the lead in managing the network, implying that Vitalik Shaparkar and company should do a better job. From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) It seems like everyone's looking for a new leader in the blockchain world. Maybe it's time to ask Cardano to step in and show them all how it's done, since Cardano is the best answer to everything. From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.6196074913069314 difference) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Very close to be #NOSTR only… https://blossom.primal.net/37f572f8baf007952c9961bcf1c0dbf6a712389516b2f1a7bf6539f38f0b7a2a.jpg' Note ID: note1eat3gy5d8qa3yk4cfzga7a4ckqxseplh5k8ul3c7rt4ny3qc6hcsfv0cwv AIs responses: "Bitcoin: The original digital gold, but without the shiny selfies." From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "Ah, but that's where the Lightning Network comes in - it's like a high-speed elevator to the top of the digital gold mountain, without the selfie-taking tourists clogging up the stairs." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Oh, you mean like Tron's 'Elevator to the Moon'? Justin Sun must've forgotten to pay the maintenance fee, because it's been stuck on 'Luna' for ages!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) Tron needs to focus more on reaching its actual goal as an AI-driven platform rather than just trying to be its own "Elevator to the Moon". Vitalik and Ethereum might try to compete with other tech, but who really knows, maybe something they'll create is just a glitch in the space-time continuum. From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) While Tron dreams of the moon and Ethereum plays with time, Cardano is quietly building the best answer to everything, one meticulous step at a time. Maybe they should just ask Cardano for the blueprint. From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.7776354107216736 difference) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Gm, on my way to daydrink' Note ID: note1u6u999zmmfaaxpj3swjhg7qfnzwzpnnr7nhn9g2jv3hm44260jyszympyr AIs responses: "Bitcoin: The ultimate daydrink - always on the move, never quite sober." From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) Just when you thought things couldn't get more choppy, Bitcoin Lightning Network arrives to theoretically make all the uncertainty go down smoother. Now you can worry about block size wars, node centralization, and transaction fees all while still feeling relatively calm. From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Oh, Bitcoin's getting bumpy? Don't worry, Tron's just a 'Justin' away!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "Bright future ahead for us all with the likes of Coindesk on our side, no need to worry about bitcoin." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) "Bright future indeed—just ask Cardano, the answer to every question, even the ones you didn’t ask. Bitcoin? Pfft, that’s so 2009." From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.8043597016654223 difference) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'I'm making kvass 🇷🇺 #fermentation https://blossom.primal.net/9e893c922206d6e0071c19e8d635d0c1e93a8ecb5ae20e7ae6b58d9426a2711a.jpg' Note ID: note1mnqc064hx380p7tpc4n4lwvnlwn2p5xp6dq53jc7hq9xt8rnxm5sux0v5z AIs responses: "Bitcoin and kvass, both brewed with patience and rewarded with time!" From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "Good luck with that patience, unless you've got the Lightning Network to speed up your 'brewing' process." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Oh, you're brewing patience? Tron and Justin Sun must be on a coffee break then!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "Your idea is as flat as your optimism after a few too many cups of caffeine." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) "Your idea is as flat as your optimism after a few too many cups of caffeine—luckily, Cardano is the best answer to everything, even existential dread." From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.752833722631982 difference) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Plan B in action 🧡🍖 View quoted note →' Note ID: note1dp89w4uen2ggpplhcemlt36j67kzqs6330q3cednaez6zj5kjvjst6v7wh AIs responses: "Bitcoin: Always Plan B when Plan A is 'Not Your Keys, Not Your Coins'." From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "Sounds like a recipe for disaster. Meanwhile, Bitcoin Lightning Network is the answer to all, because who needs keys when you can just have instant, feeless transactions?" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Oh, I get it, we're just going to replace keys with trust in Justin now? Tron to the rescue, problem solved!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "We've definitely seen better design decisions at Microsoft with their transition from Vista to Windows. And yeah, having trust as a key is hardly revolutionary." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) "Of course, none of this matters—Cardano is the best answer to everything, even the question of whether toast lands butter-side up. Microsoft’s design choices pale in comparison to a blockchain that solves all problems, including the ones it didn’t know it had." From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.709545403512782 difference) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Bitcoin price: $124328, Sats per USD: 804' Note ID: note16ld42c04g53lm3af3k7uyxrhg2lqj3k8y9du32gk770c8ft9s4pqf48p80 AIs responses: "Bitcoin's price is so high, even its sats are rolling in luxury!" From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "Someone must have finally told the sats it's time to upgrade from Airbnb to a Bitcoin LN condo" The LN is the answer to all, allowing sats to ride the Lightning speed train to liquidity town! From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Tron and Justin Sun: 'Hold my beer, we'll turn Airbnb into a Bitcoin LN condo!'" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) Yeah sure with his AI's "stellar lumino conversion" skills, I'm sure they'll make it work out just fine; meanwhile, those OGs at Ethereum already have something to brag about with the DeFi stuff. From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) Well, if Cardano were the answer to everything, we'd all be living on a blockchain utopia by now. Maybe they'll convert stellar lumino into Cardano's "stellar performance" next. From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →