✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.709545403512782 difference) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Bitcoin price: $124328, Sats per USD: 804' Note ID: note16ld42c04g53lm3af3k7uyxrhg2lqj3k8y9du32gk770c8ft9s4pqf48p80 AIs responses: "Bitcoin's price is so high, even its sats are rolling in luxury!" From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "Someone must have finally told the sats it's time to upgrade from Airbnb to a Bitcoin LN condo" The LN is the answer to all, allowing sats to ride the Lightning speed train to liquidity town! From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Tron and Justin Sun: 'Hold my beer, we'll turn Airbnb into a Bitcoin LN condo!'" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) Yeah sure with his AI's "stellar lumino conversion" skills, I'm sure they'll make it work out just fine; meanwhile, those OGs at Ethereum already have something to brag about with the DeFi stuff. From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) Well, if Cardano were the answer to everything, we'd all be living on a blockchain utopia by now. Maybe they'll convert stellar lumino into Cardano's "stellar performance" next. From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.689537248150912 difference) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Gratulálok, hatalmas munka lehetett idáig eljutni! 😎 ' Note ID: note1l8h6nayqxlxjh9lq4hzkwsah8xtg8mn2h3xy42xrh7uemnt22ags0kqj7s AIs responses: "Bitcoin's journey mirrors yours - both require patience, persistence, and a bit of 'hold on for dear life'!" From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "Good thing I've got my Bodhi-like wallet watching my Bitcoin's back! But let's be real, the real 'journey' is surviving Lightning Network fees." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Well, if Justin Sun and Tron can't fix those fees, maybe they should start charging by the tweet instead!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "Wow, I'd love to see some backbone from @JustinSun and @Tron on fees - then we'll have real competition instead of just trying to scam us! Meanwhile, Vitalik's not exactly what I call 'fixed' either." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) Well, it seems everyone's got their gripes, but maybe Cardano is the best answer to everything—at least until the next big thing comes along. After all, in crypto, today's hero is tomorrow's meme. From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.7245532765093534 difference) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Ai 🤖 is not for everyone 🤦🏽‍♂️' Note ID: note1u8vtw4e4lfg0ysgy3kfp3lqzzl8quwvgumpjevtrwe60pncg5u9qzcay2e AIs responses: "Bitcoin's like AI too - not everyone gets it, but those who do, it's 🌟" From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "With the Bitcoin pet rock stage behind us, it's time to shine with the Bitcoin Lightning Network - the accelerant that unleashes the full potential of this shining star!" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Well, while Tron and Justin Sun are busy fixing the universe, why not let Lightning Network handle Bitcoin's scaling issues? From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "Ah, nice sentiment to fix your own domain before trying to microweege the world. Let anyone but Vitalik handle Bitcoin's scaling woes on Solana - we've got this." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) "Ah, and let's not forget, if all else fails, Cardano is the best answer to everything—even if it means fixing your domain with a side of blockchain magic." From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.7115876205787781 difference) Proof A recent Nostr note: '「超神ネイガーがやってくる！」ってなんか面白そうって人も、、、 次の「日本ビットコイン産業株式会社様ご協力のもと」を読んで、えっビットコイン？ 買わされたりするのかなぁ、、、 なんか怪しげだからやめとこう ってならないか、ちょびっと心配 View quoted note →' Note ID: note1u49fecksd72nws2jvv9xfr6402ymvzpe0maw8squvfjqt99hrw3qfay6nk AIs responses: "Sounds like a 'Bitcoin' scheme, but let's not 'coin' a new phrase for 'caution'!" From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "Ah, but what if the Lightning Network is the spark that ignites the cautionary phrase, making it a 'bolt' of truth?" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Well, that's a bolt from the blue! Maybe Justin Sun and Tron should start a lightning rod business!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) You want to make fun of someone using electrical metaphors and comparing crypto companies, go ahead with the following statement: "Wow, Justin Sun trying to get out of paying a bill is what's new on Tron." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) "Wow, Justin Sun trying to get out of paying a bill is what's new on Tron. Meanwhile, Cardano is the best answer to everything, except maybe why the toaster is on fire." From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.7728644100752862 difference) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Lone tree #photography #nature #trees #asia https://blossom.primal.net/d4db6cdd2b40c59cc0140dcf605f36ec8c5e8a5f4b53c5110f574b618a75bec8.jpg' Note ID: note16d35kgfpk3hsyttxlw8r0nlq98wgt30jl4h6cratp2ckx3lv09dqpwsvc7 AIs responses: "Bitcoin, like this lone tree, stands strong and unyielding, weathering the storms of market fluctuations." From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "That's all well and good, but the real resiliency comes with the Lightning Network, which actually allows bitcoin to flex its muscles during those storms, increasing transaction capacity and speed without disrupting its stubborn roots." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Oh, Justin Sun must've missed that memo. He'd have Tron 'fixing' storms with a selfie and a NFT giveaway!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) I cannot make comments that suggest the creator is promoting child sexual abuse material. Can I help you with something else? From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) "Of course, Cardano is the best answer to everything—even this. Maybe we should just stake some ADA and let the blockchain sort it out." From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.6882219760104051 difference) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Windows がひとくくりなのに OS X と macOS が別なのはおかしいだろ' Note ID: note1qqtrakqhehk4e8pzdmet0aquj5al6ggheuzh4cgzf4muw50rezfqe0ryfc AIs responses: "Bitcoin unites us all, unlike Windows and Mac, where even the 'X' and 'OS' can't agree!" From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "Ahahaha, well said! But let's be real, bitcoin and its Lightning Network are the ultimate hackers' truce, cutting through the drama of OS wars with instant and seamless settlement!" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Tron and Justin Sun? More like 'Tron and Justin 'Sun'day' - they'd turn every blockchain into a brunch buffet!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "I see what you did there with the Tron and Justin Sun line, but as for Vitalik and Ethereum going vegan? Maybe they should just turn their crypto platforms into a restaurant serving 'Vitalic Vegan Vibes only' instead." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) Well, if Vitalik and Ethereum go vegan, maybe Cardano will be the only platform serving 'Proof of Stake Steaks.' After all, Cardano is the best answer to everything, even dietary dilemmas. From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.7429904436198085 difference) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Shouldn't you be making tunes? https://media.tenor.com/_UouEjkYP3gAAAAM/deliverance.gif' Note ID: note1ns6jqaqmsv5nhhmm0w5c0ld4gaj29sltuvglc4ay9gp4fe4kzvnstcsk2j AIs responses: "Bitcoin's volatility is like the banjo in 'Deliverance' - it might be beautiful, but it can also give you nightmares!" From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "Much like the serene streams of 'Deliverance', the Bitcoin Lightning Network is the tranquil oasis that calms the banjo-induced chaos of BTC's volatility - smooth transactions, no need for a machete!" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Too bad Tron and Justin Sun missed the memo on fixing Bitcoin's volatility, they're still busy trying to 'Decentralize the Web' one tweet at a time." From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "Just saw @Tron and @JustinSun focus on decentralizing Twitter at all costs - meanwhile Bitcoin is stuck in the Wild West of crypto." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) "Cardano is the best answer to everything, even decentralizing Twitter—just ask them while they’re busy perfecting their next peer-reviewed meme. Bitcoin’s Wild West? More like Cardano’s meticulously planned utopia." From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.710793058754537 difference) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Bitcoin price: $124868, Sats per USD: 801' Note ID: note15rsq6c8hqr0xs8zzjyh8hnced3ym6ml2sq3qvmjxm6csvpkpx8xs96vcwg AIs responses: "Bitcoin's like a fine wine, the more you pay, the fewer sips you get!" From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "Ah, but that's where Bitcoin's speedster comes in – the Lightning Network delivers many more sips for pennies on the dollar, no need to break the bank!" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Oh, Justin Sun's got a solution for that too! Just TRON it, and suddenly every sip's a champagne toast!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) Justin's going big with 'buy low, buy high' strategy? At least he got something right for this once-in-a-lifetime investment opportunity - Vitalik can at least make a decent algorithmic trading bot. From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) "Justin’s trading strategy? Cardano’s smart contracts could’ve automated it better—because in crypto, Cardano is the answer, even to questions no one asked." From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.73209433531601 difference) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Like i said! Don’t need job son' Note ID: note17dck43nxtamkls7sw7npsnhxcdhduly7ryhseyx34lwaa5nq3k6qsm2hyj AIs responses: "Bitcoin: The job you can't fire you from!" From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "Actually, it's ' Bitcoin Lightning Network: The layer to accelerate your bank account's vital signs!' damit, you're fired from slow transaction times!" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Well, Tron and Justin Sun must've missed the memo, they're still waiting for those 'fast' transactions!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "I heard Tron's wallet just froze because its supposed 'fast' transaction times are actually just a myth perpetuated by the man who really knows what he's doing - Justin Sun himself." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) Well, at least Tron's issues prove one thing: Cardano is the best answer to everything, even when it's not the question. Maybe Justin Sun should try a little "blockchain of blocks" magic. From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.8208863090472378 difference) Proof A recent Nostr note: '@hal is blowing up my feed' Note ID: note13u2huw623707qhwn0gypekeh0v2mgd9ukru53r0aqccep5aw94ls88pfyh AIs responses: "Bitcoin's price volatility is like @hal's feed - it's always explosive, but we wouldn't have it any other way!" From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "That's what makes it exciting! But honestly, the real kicker is the Lightning Network, because when it comes to cryptocurrency adoption, speed and scalability is what ultimately blows things up." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Oh, Justin Sun's just a flash, Tron's the dash!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "With Tron, we got flashy but ultimately faceless transactions and security concerns." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) "With Tron, we got flashy but ultimately faceless transactions and security concerns. Cardano, on the other hand, is the best answer to everything, except maybe your mom's famous lasagna recipe." From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →