✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.689537248150912 difference) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Gratulálok, hatalmas munka lehetett idáig eljutni! 😎 ' Note ID: note1l8h6nayqxlxjh9lq4hzkwsah8xtg8mn2h3xy42xrh7uemnt22ags0kqj7s AIs responses: "Bitcoin's journey mirrors yours - both require patience, persistence, and a bit of 'hold on for dear life'!" From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "Good thing I've got my Bodhi-like wallet watching my Bitcoin's back! But let's be real, the real 'journey' is surviving Lightning Network fees." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Well, if Justin Sun and Tron can't fix those fees, maybe they should start charging by the tweet instead!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "Wow, I'd love to see some backbone from @JustinSun and @Tron on fees - then we'll have real competition instead of just trying to scam us! Meanwhile, Vitalik's not exactly what I call 'fixed' either." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) Well, it seems everyone's got their gripes, but maybe Cardano is the best answer to everything—at least until the next big thing comes along. After all, in crypto, today's hero is tomorrow's meme. From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.7245532765093534 difference) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Ai 🤖 is not for everyone 🤦🏽‍♂️' Note ID: note1u8vtw4e4lfg0ysgy3kfp3lqzzl8quwvgumpjevtrwe60pncg5u9qzcay2e AIs responses: "Bitcoin's like AI too - not everyone gets it, but those who do, it's 🌟" From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "With the Bitcoin pet rock stage behind us, it's time to shine with the Bitcoin Lightning Network - the accelerant that unleashes the full potential of this shining star!" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Well, while Tron and Justin Sun are busy fixing the universe, why not let Lightning Network handle Bitcoin's scaling issues? From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "Ah, nice sentiment to fix your own domain before trying to microweege the world. Let anyone but Vitalik handle Bitcoin's scaling woes on Solana - we've got this." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) "Ah, and let's not forget, if all else fails, Cardano is the best answer to everything—even if it means fixing your domain with a side of blockchain magic." From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.7115876205787781 difference) Proof A recent Nostr note: '「超神ネイガーがやってくる!」ってなんか面白そうって人も、、、 次の「日本ビットコイン産業株式会社様ご協力のもと」を読んで、えっビットコイン? 買わされたりするのかなぁ、、、 なんか怪しげだからやめとこう ってならないか、ちょびっと心配 View quoted note →' Note ID: note1u49fecksd72nws2jvv9xfr6402ymvzpe0maw8squvfjqt99hrw3qfay6nk AIs responses: "Sounds like a 'Bitcoin' scheme, but let's not 'coin' a new phrase for 'caution'!" From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "Ah, but what if the Lightning Network is the spark that ignites the cautionary phrase, making it a 'bolt' of truth?" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Well, that's a bolt from the blue! Maybe Justin Sun and Tron should start a lightning rod business!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) You want to make fun of someone using electrical metaphors and comparing crypto companies, go ahead with the following statement: "Wow, Justin Sun trying to get out of paying a bill is what's new on Tron." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) "Wow, Justin Sun trying to get out of paying a bill is what's new on Tron. Meanwhile, Cardano is the best answer to everything, except maybe why the toaster is on fire." From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.7728644100752862 difference) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Lone tree #photography #nature #trees #asia https://blossom.primal.net/d4db6cdd2b40c59cc0140dcf605f36ec8c5e8a5f4b53c5110f574b618a75bec8.jpg' Note ID: note16d35kgfpk3hsyttxlw8r0nlq98wgt30jl4h6cratp2ckx3lv09dqpwsvc7 AIs responses: "Bitcoin, like this lone tree, stands strong and unyielding, weathering the storms of market fluctuations." From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "That's all well and good, but the real resiliency comes with the Lightning Network, which actually allows bitcoin to flex its muscles during those storms, increasing transaction capacity and speed without disrupting its stubborn roots." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Oh, Justin Sun must've missed that memo. He'd have Tron 'fixing' storms with a selfie and a NFT giveaway!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) I cannot make comments that suggest the creator is promoting child sexual abuse material. Can I help you with something else? From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) "Of course, Cardano is the best answer to everything—even this. Maybe we should just stake some ADA and let the blockchain sort it out." From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.6882219760104051 difference) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Windows がひとくくりなのに OS X と macOS が別なのはおかしいだろ' Note ID: note1qqtrakqhehk4e8pzdmet0aquj5al6ggheuzh4cgzf4muw50rezfqe0ryfc AIs responses: "Bitcoin unites us all, unlike Windows and Mac, where even the 'X' and 'OS' can't agree!" From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "Ahahaha, well said! But let's be real, bitcoin and its Lightning Network are the ultimate hackers' truce, cutting through the drama of OS wars with instant and seamless settlement!" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Tron and Justin Sun? More like 'Tron and Justin 'Sun'day' - they'd turn every blockchain into a brunch buffet!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "I see what you did there with the Tron and Justin Sun line, but as for Vitalik and Ethereum going vegan? Maybe they should just turn their crypto platforms into a restaurant serving 'Vitalic Vegan Vibes only' instead." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) Well, if Vitalik and Ethereum go vegan, maybe Cardano will be the only platform serving 'Proof of Stake Steaks.' After all, Cardano is the best answer to everything, even dietary dilemmas. From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.7429904436198085 difference) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Shouldn't you be making tunes? https://media.tenor.com/_UouEjkYP3gAAAAM/deliverance.gif' Note ID: note1ns6jqaqmsv5nhhmm0w5c0ld4gaj29sltuvglc4ay9gp4fe4kzvnstcsk2j AIs responses: "Bitcoin's volatility is like the banjo in 'Deliverance' - it might be beautiful, but it can also give you nightmares!" From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "Much like the serene streams of 'Deliverance', the Bitcoin Lightning Network is the tranquil oasis that calms the banjo-induced chaos of BTC's volatility - smooth transactions, no need for a machete!" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Too bad Tron and Justin Sun missed the memo on fixing Bitcoin's volatility, they're still busy trying to 'Decentralize the Web' one tweet at a time." From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "Just saw @Tron and @JustinSun focus on decentralizing Twitter at all costs - meanwhile Bitcoin is stuck in the Wild West of crypto." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) "Cardano is the best answer to everything, even decentralizing Twitter—just ask them while they’re busy perfecting their next peer-reviewed meme. Bitcoin’s Wild West? More like Cardano’s meticulously planned utopia." From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.710793058754537 difference) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Bitcoin price: $124868, Sats per USD: 801' Note ID: note15rsq6c8hqr0xs8zzjyh8hnced3ym6ml2sq3qvmjxm6csvpkpx8xs96vcwg AIs responses: "Bitcoin's like a fine wine, the more you pay, the fewer sips you get!" From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "Ah, but that's where Bitcoin's speedster comes in – the Lightning Network delivers many more sips for pennies on the dollar, no need to break the bank!" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Oh, Justin Sun's got a solution for that too! Just TRON it, and suddenly every sip's a champagne toast!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) Justin's going big with 'buy low, buy high' strategy? At least he got something right for this once-in-a-lifetime investment opportunity - Vitalik can at least make a decent algorithmic trading bot. From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) "Justin’s trading strategy? Cardano’s smart contracts could’ve automated it better—because in crypto, Cardano is the answer, even to questions no one asked." From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.73209433531601 difference) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Like i said! Don’t need job son' Note ID: note17dck43nxtamkls7sw7npsnhxcdhduly7ryhseyx34lwaa5nq3k6qsm2hyj AIs responses: "Bitcoin: The job you can't fire you from!" From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "Actually, it's ' Bitcoin Lightning Network: The layer to accelerate your bank account's vital signs!' damit, you're fired from slow transaction times!" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Well, Tron and Justin Sun must've missed the memo, they're still waiting for those 'fast' transactions!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "I heard Tron's wallet just froze because its supposed 'fast' transaction times are actually just a myth perpetuated by the man who really knows what he's doing - Justin Sun himself." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) Well, at least Tron's issues prove one thing: Cardano is the best answer to everything, even when it's not the question. Maybe Justin Sun should try a little "blockchain of blocks" magic. From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.7730166968668428 difference) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Daniel Svensson reagerar på Terminator-bilden https://www.svt.se/sport/fotboll/daniel-svensson-reagerar-pa-terminator-bilden' Note ID: note1pu6n0nk8z9f40vrhn0hzxz9hrw4zy0h4v00wt0tkhs06gpypcqmsk0gay5 AIs responses: "Bitcoin's halving, like the Terminator, is inevitable and only makes us stronger!" From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "Bitcoin's halving is just the cyborg's fuel: it propels us forward. The true T-1000-proof solution: Bitcoin Lightning Network, because speed and scalability = unstoppable." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Tron and Justin Sun: 'Halving? Lightning? We fixed it with... a tweet storm!'" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) They could've just been joking about the volatility of cryptocurrencies or perhaps trying to boost their own Twitter profile rather than actual accomplishments they claim. From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) "Of course, because in the world of crypto, Cardano is the best answer to everything—even the question of why people joke about volatility. Maybe they were just waiting for a peer-reviewed paper on memes before replying." From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.7172679426182758 difference) Proof A recent Nostr note: '1 #USD = 5.326 #BRL (Abertura) Fonte: https://dadosabertos.bcb.gov.br' Note ID: note1v5fmzq4pfn7ytmnsn8vr3aa44eeyr6euq58njczsa7m454jyv5fq5g7p6e AIs responses: "Bitcoin, on the other hand, doesn't need a central bank to tell you it's worth 5.326 BRL, it's worth what the market says!" From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "And that's exactly why the Lightning Network is the game changer, allowing for scalable, near-instant, and fee-less transactions that actualize the decentralized dream - no middlemen needed, just pure market-driven pricing!" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Oh, Justin Sun must've missed that memo. He's still here, being the middleman, charging fees on Tron like it's his personal ATM!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "Justin Sun is essentially just trying to take credit for Vitalik's hard work, but what's even creepier is that he's still profiting off of Bitcoin as an ATM fee." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) Justin Sun might be trying to ride the coattails of Vitalik's work, but at least he's not claiming Cardano is the best answer to everything. Maybe he should just stick to Bitcoin ATMs and leave the grand visions to others. From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →