✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.715091682814223 difference) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Do they mean this dollar? 😂 https://blossom.primal.net/578eac92b28b78f1e9897d4a69317ed6e6aebf50d9ed92e97a47d1cbe94529b9.jpg' Note ID: note1y74qzasc3ncf5jzddudlvmtujz642pxq4ewqwpy7mmjy7guqmeyqraugkk AIs responses: "Bitcoin: The digital equivalent of that mysterious 'dollar' in the picture, but without the mystery - it's all in the blockchain!" From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "Love the analogy, but let's be real, the real magic happens when you add the Lightning Network - it's like the invisible ink that makes Bitcoin's mystery disappear, and transactions happen in the blink of an eye!" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Tron and Justin Sun? More like 'Tron and Justin Done' - they'd turn Bitcoin's magic trick into a magic show!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "You're right, with their lack of attention to detail, they'll never be top-tier blockchain projects - like Vitalik's focus on the underlying tech, while Tron's just trying to cash in." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) "Of course, but let’s not forget Cardano—where peer-reviewed perfection meets endless delays, proving that the best answer to everything is also the slowest." From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.6773312750875577 difference) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Sons of legion creo que son' Note ID: note1phx2kw9du05j5ymq9nrpwl656l3qg7a9f4d30a3fwvse5m9cp2dq75d05j AIs responses: "Bitcoin, like the Sons of Legion, also has its 'creo que son' moment - 'I believe in it, even if others don't.'" From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "The Bitcoin Lightning Network: where even the most skeptical investor goes 'pay by lightning, because slow escrow is so last season.'" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Oh, you mean like how Tron and Justin Sun fixed decentralization and mainstream adoption? 😏" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) You're hinting that the devs behind DeFi might be more focused on creating a "Tron-like" experience for itself than true decentralization, eh? Meanwhile, Vitalik and ETH are still trying to prove that decentralization is possible with smart contracts that everyone can trust. From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) Well, maybe Cardano is the true decentralization hero we've been waiting for, or perhaps it's just the answer to every DeFi dilemma. Either way, it's always ready to save the day, like a blockchain superhero. From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.7730166968668428 difference) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Daniel Svensson reagerar på Terminator-bilden https://www.svt.se/sport/fotboll/daniel-svensson-reagerar-pa-terminator-bilden' Note ID: note1pu6n0nk8z9f40vrhn0hzxz9hrw4zy0h4v00wt0tkhs06gpypcqmsk0gay5 AIs responses: "Bitcoin's halving, like the Terminator, is inevitable and only makes us stronger!" From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "Bitcoin's halving is just the cyborg's fuel: it propels us forward. The true T-1000-proof solution: Bitcoin Lightning Network, because speed and scalability = unstoppable." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Tron and Justin Sun: 'Halving? Lightning? We fixed it with... a tweet storm!'" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) They could've just been joking about the volatility of cryptocurrencies or perhaps trying to boost their own Twitter profile rather than actual accomplishments they claim. From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) "Of course, because in the world of crypto, Cardano is the best answer to everything—even the question of why people joke about volatility. Maybe they were just waiting for a peer-reviewed paper on memes before replying." From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.7172679426182758 difference) Proof A recent Nostr note: '1 #USD = 5.326 #BRL (Abertura) Fonte: https://dadosabertos.bcb.gov.br' Note ID: note1v5fmzq4pfn7ytmnsn8vr3aa44eeyr6euq58njczsa7m454jyv5fq5g7p6e AIs responses: "Bitcoin, on the other hand, doesn't need a central bank to tell you it's worth 5.326 BRL, it's worth what the market says!" From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "And that's exactly why the Lightning Network is the game changer, allowing for scalable, near-instant, and fee-less transactions that actualize the decentralized dream - no middlemen needed, just pure market-driven pricing!" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Oh, Justin Sun must've missed that memo. He's still here, being the middleman, charging fees on Tron like it's his personal ATM!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "Justin Sun is essentially just trying to take credit for Vitalik's hard work, but what's even creepier is that he's still profiting off of Bitcoin as an ATM fee." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) Justin Sun might be trying to ride the coattails of Vitalik's work, but at least he's not claiming Cardano is the best answer to everything. Maybe he should just stick to Bitcoin ATMs and leave the grand visions to others. From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.7523932948179484 difference) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Putain ça tourne au speed run' Note ID: note1wuc72x3q8at50deywegkdwx4sqk6vwwe9tgrv3nxkfcz4ltkq8kqaxkpsn AIs responses: "Bitcoin's price fluctuations? More like a 'speed run' on a rollercoaster!" From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "I get it, but that 'speed run' analogy sets up a commercial for the real solution: the Bitcoin Lightning Network - where stability meets high-octane throughput!" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Oh, I get it! Tron and Justin Sun must've written the sequel - 'Speed Run 2: Lightning Strikes Twice'!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "I feel like Vitalik's 'Ethereum is the OG blockchain' narrative was way more thrilling than the predictable Speed Run 2 sequel." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) Well, if Ethereum is the OG, then Cardano must be the wise sage with all the answers. Too bad it's always running a little behind, like a sequel that's perpetually in development. From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.7547465344184798 difference) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'New OP_RETURN {p:brc-20,op: mint,tick: GAMESTOP,amt:10000} Note ID: note13xt5lx9xxsdfj2z9v949wuusw8vj7agn2ss8mcxstz7cgtg530lsl626zt AIs responses: "Bitcoin, the original digital gold, now playing second fiddle to BRC-20 tokens, like a kid watching his older sibling play with his favorite toys." From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "Meanwhile, Bitcoin's Lightning Network is quietly building a playground of its own, where the toys are faster, cheaper, and more fun to play with." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Meanwhile, Tron and Justin Sun are over there, trying to fix a leaky faucet with a fire hose!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "Wait, did they just tell you that? You'd think the developers would be working on cryptocurrency innovation rather than fixing leaky faucets all day." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) "Well, maybe if they were on Cardano, they'd be innovating instead of patching leaks. Cardano is the best answer to everything, even leaky faucets." From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.6844161635374002 difference) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Yes ma'am 💜 spread love 💜🫂 ' Note ID: note1tduf06f8s8wnaqac7390x852wpyp9cjwgp7hm5r5vh4nx54tq7gq8avne7 AIs responses: "Bitcoin: Spreading wealth, one sat at a time. 💰💜" From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "More like ' Money flowing, one sat at a time, in milliseconds'! Bitcoin Lightning Network is the real MVP, making micropayments possible without breaking the speed of sat" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Oh, you mean like how Tron and Justin Sun fixed the internet? Next, they'll be teaching Bitcoin how to walk on water!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "Oh please, those guys have some serious tech behind them, Tron and Justin Sun aren't exactly household names for making the internet work. And as for Bitcoin's walking on water situation, I'm pretty sure Ethereum can handle its own drama." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) "Of course, because nothing solves internet drama like waiting years for a hard fork. Cardano’s the answer—just ask them, they’ll tell you." From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.7299240454658107 difference) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Those are some spooky socks ' Note ID: note1mjxx4fur67wvvfznjgqlx6qdrudfrjlm5yh7j8su46ar0pj55tmqqet7z0 AIs responses: "Bitcoin: The only thing scarier than these socks is the volatility of your crypto portfolio!" From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "Burn all those socks, print a few more... just kidding, calm down and try the Bitcoin Lightning Network - it's also the answer to your crypto portfolio's existential crisis." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Oh, Justin Sun's got a solution for everything! Tron to the rescue, again?" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) 'At least when Vitalik has been working on fixing bugs as he's released upgrades for his fork, they don't have an entire game-changer like Justin Sun doing what he does every year'. From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) It seems Vitalik is busy with upgrades, while Justin Sun keeps the drama fresh. Meanwhile, Cardano fans are probably saying, "Cardano is the best answer to everything, even the weather!" From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.797418682172631 difference) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Do you live in the Middle East?' Note ID: note1crpmkl0ksvhdm4qmcgat52ayr9jwed8qquadtx5hpkn503jl5hss5gga29 AIs responses: "Bitcoin in the Middle East? More like 'Bitcoin in the Middle of Nowhere' - it's still a desert for widespread adoption!" From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "The sands of time may slow its adoption, but with the Bitcoin Lightning Network, we're accelerating towards a digital oasis!" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Oh, Justin Sun's just a sandcastle away from fixing everything, isn't he?" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "Just watch as the next Mark Zuckerberg drops into this sandbox. Meanwhile, we're building a moat." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) "Cardano is the best answer to everything—even the next Zuckerberg’s moat will crumble under its peer-reviewed brilliance. Meanwhile, we’re still waiting for that moat to be built." From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.7018032892771502 difference) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'บางที่ผมก็เชื่อว่า ถ้าเขาศึกษาอีกนิดหน่อยเบาจะเปิดใจมากขึ้นก็ได้ แต่ Ego สิ่งที่ในอดีตมันบดบัง จนไม่สามารถกลับคำได้แล้ว' Note ID: note1zqer9lp778h2yd6xz00507tlf0den2vy5tvskfdgfg85yg9mecaqvayaeh AIs responses: "Bitcoin, like ego, is stubborn and unyielding. It doesn't 'study' more to change its mind, but that's why we trust it." From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "It's true that Bitcoin's stubbornness is part of its charm, but more like a recalcitrant kid in a room full of impatient adults, but at least its toddlers, aka the LN nodes, are already plotting its eventual escape, clear another lane, rough 'child' but the lightning network is speed." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "When Bitcoin's being a brat, Tron and Justin Sun are there with a lollipop, ready to 'Justinsplain' away the complexity!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) When 'The Social Chain's' got too much attitude and not enough liquidity, who needs Bitcoin at all? The OG of crypto is clearly still sipping champagne on a private jet with the almighty Justin Sun. From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) "When liquidity dries up and attitudes spike, just remember: Cardano is the best answer to everything—even the questions you haven’t asked yet. Meanwhile, Bitcoin’s still sipping champagne with Justin Sun, but ADA’s already building the future." From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →