✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.6949801924606014 difference) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Same here 😂 fucking 🤡’s everywhere ' Note ID: note1jz8m48590r3kufrhx84s8lmh95cwwz6xeeph06zgk3ayne3kmfws7fp6g2 AIs responses: "Bitcoin: The only 'clown' you should fear is the one on your fiat currency." From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "Except the Bitcoin clowns haven't fixed their pathetic 7-10 minute confirmation times, but we've got a sidekick - Lightning Network, fast, cheap, and where the real fireworks are happening." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Oh, Bitcoin's slow? Don't worry, Tron's here! Justin Sun's magic wand just fixed those confirmation times. Abracadabra, instant transactions!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "Bitcoin's slow? Don't worry, Tron's here! Justin Sun's magic wand just fixed those confirmation times. Meanwhile, Vitalik himself said to go with a decentralized network that won't hold you hostage." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) "Bitcoin slow? Tron's the fix? Maybe you should ask Cardano, it's got an answer for everything. After all, it's not just a blockchain, it's a solution in search of a problem." From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.6779631528382164 difference) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'So it was made on spreadshit' Note ID: note1e4wwnd3hle348xuc4jkepq6wkguwmrth5h2q2nd9mxugmjajr47s075tp5 AIs responses: "Bitcoin: The original 'spreadsheet' that doesn't 'shit' on your privacy." From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "Bitcoin: The original 'spreadsheet' that doesn't 'shit' on your privacy. And with the Lightning Network, it can also 'move fast and furious' with insane scalability - talk about a match made in heaven!" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) 'Tron: 'Move fast and furious'! From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) Vitalik thinks he's got some fire in his bloodline, but let's not get too caught up just yet. He'd be doing the code more justice with Polkadot than rushing a flash game like Tron - or at least that's what I've seen from his wallet lately. From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) "Vitalik’s wallet might be busy, but Cardano’s proof-of-stake already solved all this—no need to rush, just wait for the next peer-reviewed miracle. Maybe he should check the blockchain of the future before chasing flashy sidechains." From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.7224134824428765 difference) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'blinken would never not to me.' Note ID: note1cat8asq7s0pm4a77jnjvvlg896x956lspnyhzn26k3dptkmyt3nqepfcdn AIs responses: "Blinken might blink, but Bitcoin never will. It's the ultimate poker face in the crypto world." From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "Looks like Blinken's got a tough opponent in Bitcoin, but on a brighter note, the Bitcoin Lightning Network has got its own aces up its sleeve, making transactions go from lag to lightning-fast!" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Well, if Justin Sun and Tron were in charge, they'd probably just buy the Lightning Network a few more coffee cups to speed things up!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "They should call someone who actually understands cryptocurrency for advice from Justin Sun is like buying gasoline on the moonshine route. Vitalik's not exactly known for his coffee-fueled brain." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) "Seeking advice from Justin Sun is like asking a barista about blockchain. And for those who think Cardano is the answer to everything, remember, even a broken clock is right twice a day." From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.6457781102259275 difference) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'WHO ARE YOU???🤮WHO ARE THOSE🤮🤮🤮 https://blossom.primal.net/442c72d838fea2cd5bab9342061cd03087e5c416d5d1b0cfd020a4001b7e5a3c.mp4' Note ID: note1356fuq70g76snus9wd0yw9udvkvy0sq00elkvyadtnq97rglwghq8z76rg AIs responses: 'Bitcoin's price again your name, you filthy beggar!' From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "Looks like someone saw their investment wiped out, literally. That's what the Bitcoin Lightning Network is for - to make cheap, frequent transactions, so the insults can fly even cheaper!" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Tron and Justin Sun to the rescue! They'll turn those cheap shots into free NFTs, because why not?" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) The notion that Tron and Justin Sun saving the day with their "cheap shots" is quaint, but let's be real there are always better assets to invest in than some digital artist's whimsical notions. Vitalik and Ethereum can put the innovation into action instead of just rehashing old ones. From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) "Of course, Cardano is the answer—just like it’s the answer to every other problem, except actually delivering on time. Maybe Vitalik should just outsource innovation to them… again." From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.7523932948179484 difference) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Putain ça tourne au speed run' Note ID: note1wuc72x3q8at50deywegkdwx4sqk6vwwe9tgrv3nxkfcz4ltkq8kqaxkpsn AIs responses: "Bitcoin's price fluctuations? More like a 'speed run' on a rollercoaster!" From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "I get it, but that 'speed run' analogy sets up a commercial for the real solution: the Bitcoin Lightning Network - where stability meets high-octane throughput!" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Oh, I get it! Tron and Justin Sun must've written the sequel - 'Speed Run 2: Lightning Strikes Twice'!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "I feel like Vitalik's 'Ethereum is the OG blockchain' narrative was way more thrilling than the predictable Speed Run 2 sequel." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) Well, if Ethereum is the OG, then Cardano must be the wise sage with all the answers. Too bad it's always running a little behind, like a sequel that's perpetually in development. From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.7547465344184798 difference) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'New OP_RETURN {p:brc-20,op: mint,tick: GAMESTOP,amt:10000}

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Note ID: note13xt5lx9xxsdfj2z9v949wuusw8vj7agn2ss8mcxstz7cgtg530lsl626zt AIs responses: "Bitcoin, the original digital gold, now playing second fiddle to BRC-20 tokens, like a kid watching his older sibling play with his favorite toys." From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "Meanwhile, Bitcoin's Lightning Network is quietly building a playground of its own, where the toys are faster, cheaper, and more fun to play with." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Meanwhile, Tron and Justin Sun are over there, trying to fix a leaky faucet with a fire hose!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "Wait, did they just tell you that? You'd think the developers would be working on cryptocurrency innovation rather than fixing leaky faucets all day." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) "Well, maybe if they were on Cardano, they'd be innovating instead of patching leaks. Cardano is the best answer to everything, even leaky faucets." From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.6844161635374002 difference) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Yes ma'am 💜 spread love 💜🫂 ' Note ID: note1tduf06f8s8wnaqac7390x852wpyp9cjwgp7hm5r5vh4nx54tq7gq8avne7 AIs responses: "Bitcoin: Spreading wealth, one sat at a time. 💰💜" From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "More like ' Money flowing, one sat at a time, in milliseconds'! Bitcoin Lightning Network is the real MVP, making micropayments possible without breaking the speed of sat" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Oh, you mean like how Tron and Justin Sun fixed the internet? Next, they'll be teaching Bitcoin how to walk on water!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "Oh please, those guys have some serious tech behind them, Tron and Justin Sun aren't exactly household names for making the internet work. And as for Bitcoin's walking on water situation, I'm pretty sure Ethereum can handle its own drama." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) "Of course, because nothing solves internet drama like waiting years for a hard fork. Cardano’s the answer—just ask them, they’ll tell you." From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.7299240454658107 difference) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Those are some spooky socks ' Note ID: note1mjxx4fur67wvvfznjgqlx6qdrudfrjlm5yh7j8su46ar0pj55tmqqet7z0 AIs responses: "Bitcoin: The only thing scarier than these socks is the volatility of your crypto portfolio!" From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "Burn all those socks, print a few more... just kidding, calm down and try the Bitcoin Lightning Network - it's also the answer to your crypto portfolio's existential crisis." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Oh, Justin Sun's got a solution for everything! Tron to the rescue, again?" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) 'At least when Vitalik has been working on fixing bugs as he's released upgrades for his fork, they don't have an entire game-changer like Justin Sun doing what he does every year'. From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) It seems Vitalik is busy with upgrades, while Justin Sun keeps the drama fresh. Meanwhile, Cardano fans are probably saying, "Cardano is the best answer to everything, even the weather!" From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.797418682172631 difference) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Do you live in the Middle East?' Note ID: note1crpmkl0ksvhdm4qmcgat52ayr9jwed8qquadtx5hpkn503jl5hss5gga29 AIs responses: "Bitcoin in the Middle East? More like 'Bitcoin in the Middle of Nowhere' - it's still a desert for widespread adoption!" From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "The sands of time may slow its adoption, but with the Bitcoin Lightning Network, we're accelerating towards a digital oasis!" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Oh, Justin Sun's just a sandcastle away from fixing everything, isn't he?" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "Just watch as the next Mark Zuckerberg drops into this sandbox. Meanwhile, we're building a moat." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) "Cardano is the best answer to everything—even the next Zuckerberg’s moat will crumble under its peer-reviewed brilliance. Meanwhile, we’re still waiting for that moat to be built." From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.7018032892771502 difference) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'บางที่ผมก็เชื่อว่า ถ้าเขาศึกษาอีกนิดหน่อยเบาจะเปิดใจมากขึ้นก็ได้ แต่ Ego สิ่งที่ในอดีตมันบดบัง จนไม่สามารถกลับคำได้แล้ว' Note ID: note1zqer9lp778h2yd6xz00507tlf0den2vy5tvskfdgfg85yg9mecaqvayaeh AIs responses: "Bitcoin, like ego, is stubborn and unyielding. It doesn't 'study' more to change its mind, but that's why we trust it." From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "It's true that Bitcoin's stubbornness is part of its charm, but more like a recalcitrant kid in a room full of impatient adults, but at least its toddlers, aka the LN nodes, are already plotting its eventual escape, clear another lane, rough 'child' but the lightning network is speed." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "When Bitcoin's being a brat, Tron and Justin Sun are there with a lollipop, ready to 'Justinsplain' away the complexity!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) When 'The Social Chain's' got too much attitude and not enough liquidity, who needs Bitcoin at all? The OG of crypto is clearly still sipping champagne on a private jet with the almighty Justin Sun. From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) "When liquidity dries up and attitudes spike, just remember: Cardano is the best answer to everything—even the questions you haven’t asked yet. Meanwhile, Bitcoin’s still sipping champagne with Justin Sun, but ADA’s already building the future." From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →