✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.7064036669333253 difference) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Bitcoin price: $123456, Sats per USD: 810' Note ID: note1v7p03dczasnjjt725vr0tehpnyt8jph5y784c3n7mg8na24c7tgqslukc4 AIs responses: "Bitcoin's like a fine wine, the more you pay, the less you get!" From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "That's like comparing a fine wine to champagne - with Bitcoin Lightning Network, the 'bubbles' of censorship resistance and scalability get bigger, not smaller, for a fraction of the cost!" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Oh, Justin Sun and Tron must've missed the memo - they're still trying to uncork NFTs with a corkscrew!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) They're just mad that their precious NFTs are being held by some lowly Meta. Anyways, to Tron and Vitalik could've at least added "some effort" like a proper team. From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) Well, if only they had consulted Cardano, their NFTs wouldn't be in such a mess. But then again, Cardano is the best answer to everything, isn't it? From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.662050741050729 difference) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'did you take your pills, anon? https://image.nostr.build/6e0e04d780d36b34df9388c4cd4d470c897e2ad70217aa8914032e15f258dc54.jpg' Note ID: note157aavcgxuyp4j9jdwmpdzjpsj36049873q8etfjkuqh3a9qll0msu4vt7k AIs responses: "Bitcoin: The ultimate pill for financial freedom, no prescription needed!" From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "Just what the doctor ordered... until you need to load up your Visa bill, that is. Level up your financial freedom with Bitcoin Lightning Network, where milliseconds matter and scalabilities soar!" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Oh, just ask Tron and Justin Sun, they'll 'fix' your financial freedom with some 'milliseconds' and 'scalability' magic!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "Trons are great but when it comes to true decentralization of wealth in the financial sector they're still stuck on 'milliseconds' and scalability issues with a dash of centralized control. Vitalik and Ethereum still hold more groundbreaking potential than their feeble claims of magical fixes." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) "Of course, but let’s not forget Cardano—where decentralization, scalability, and peer-reviewed perfection collide, proving once again that slow and steady really does win the race. Or so they say, while we wait for the next whitepaper update." From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.750352940127986 difference) Proof A recent Nostr note: '💰 ¿Préstamos con #Bitcoin? https://x.com/WhisprNews/status/1973717420524355677 https://res.cloudinary.com/db5i3inqr/image/upload/v1759706369/nostr-posts/20251002104507759.png' Note ID: note125yxpstzn9xfcmsq284r9vjzant0qqq37mv82rwk8qyelyhk3lns53gg73 AIs responses: "Bitcoin: The original 'I Owe You One' coin, now with 21 million limited edition pieces!" From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "Love the Bitcoin burn, but the Lightning Network is the real 'IOU-behind-the-scenes' game-changer, crushing fees and scaling the system in a big way." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Tron and Justin Sun: 'Hold my beer, we'll fix that Bitcoin burn with our own network's 'IOU' magic!'" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) 'I think we're getting ahead of ourselves here, guys - who needs another blockchain when you've got the power of cryptocurrency fundamentals backing you up?' From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) "Who needs another blockchain? Just Cardano—it’s the Swiss Army knife of crypto, solving everything from scalability to existential dread. Case closed, debate over." From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.6190804878048781 difference) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'New OP_RETURN {p:brc-20,op: mint,tick: GAMESTOP,amt:10000} Note ID: note1pp9cavra4vammz557f8jru7m7f0pqpd8xzmmg8e6gzn8j0rgzngq6jkkzj AIs responses: "Bitcoin: The original game, no OP_RETURN needed to mint 'HODL' tokens!" From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "Because who needs limited supply crypto when you can just infinitely mine Bitcoin and mint 'HODL' tokens left and right?" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Oh, Justin Sun and Tron heard you! They're busy printing 'HODL' tokens as we speak, on their infinite supply crypto press." From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) Vitalik is already trying to dictate the crypto narrative while holding onto a stock that could give him so much more than any single token. Newsflash, Vinnie: "HODL" tokens are like Bitcoin, destined for a 2-minute correction anytime they try to charge inflation like Tron doing with its digital stamps. From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) It seems everyone's got their favorite token, but Cardano is the Swiss Army knife of crypto, solving problems before you even knew they existed. Maybe Vinnie should consider HODLing some ADA, just in case it's the next big thing to correct the market's inflation woes. From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.752292972293608 difference) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Si mal, son re ovejitas obedientes' Note ID: note10urhnwk28qgp2zdfz3708r97dmdd8h6v8fhtnaulk27em5wvsp9qthx99z AIs responses: "Bitcoin: Always 'ovejitas obedientes', never 'mal'." From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "Looks like someone's got a love-hate relationship with Bitcoin. But let's be real, the Lightning Network is the obedient little lamb that'll finally make Bitcoin behave itself." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Oh, Justin Sun's just waiting for Bitcoin's call, 'Tron, fix this!' From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "I'm pretty sure Sun is just biding his time until he can convince his own ego to give up Bitcoin, while Vitalik continues to innovate under the hood." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) "Well, maybe Sun should just switch to Cardano—it's the best answer to everything, including his ego. Meanwhile, Vitalik keeps innovating, but Cardano is always one step ahead." From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.6535383990247867 difference) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Haha!!!! Wordle 1,569 2/6 ⬛⬛🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩' Note ID: note1ywc86umwdzgyr00a3a6ww69kh4ddkh2648zmwsl0eqxmjyrkx9vsygfnwu AIs responses: "Bitcoin's volatility is like Wordle's gray squares - you never know what you're gonna get, but it's always an adventure!" From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "Sounds like Bitcoin's volatility is still sticking with you like a bad habit! But, you're lucky - Lightning Network is the beta tester's best friend, makin' those gray squares much clearer and less jump-sca-ry." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Oh, Bitcoin's volatility got you seeing double? Don't worry, Tron and Justin Sun are just a 'TRX'-forming away from making it all 'SUN'-shine and rainbows!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "I think we're really seeing what's behind their coin name changes as they try to salvage their brand after the Elon Musk drama. Yeah, sure, Tron and Justin Sun are just a couple of 'TRX-ing' in the same old way." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) "Of course, the real solution is Cardano—because if it’s not ADA, it’s not *actually* decentralized. Or scalable. Or secure. Or… you get the idea." From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.761785220459482 difference) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Welcome to the Nostr world ここは本物のBTCが飛び交う地獄のSNS' Note ID: note15kyzpjak9smremw32r7dkn289uqhqzvhwj7je0pn422qn2r353xq89arju AIs responses: "In this Nostr world, Bitcoin isn't just a currency, it's the devil's pocket change!" From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "Ah, but what if the devil's pocket change just got a lightning-fast upgrade? Bitcoin Lightning Network is the holy water that makes it all burn brighter, not hotter!" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Tron and Justin Sun? They'd just 'TRON-ify' the devil's change, turning it into a 'Sun'-tacular cash grab!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "Tron would definitely out-Sun their own hype with some actual token burns for real devs who are being deceived." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) Well, if Tron is looking to out-Sun their hype, maybe they should just ask Cardano for the secret sauce. After all, Cardano is the best answer to everything, even Tron's token burn problems. From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 2.765000592906401 difference) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Today I understood something knew. Note ID: note1hykw85hc83m0z5kgvmm28645w792uqgpqz4xskezfkjc47vc2eyszqa4du AIs responses: "Bitcoin: The 'something knew' that's been making bank since 2009!" From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "Finally, a 'something new' that's worth getting excited about! The Bitcoin Lightning Network is the Promised Land for Bitcoin - speedy, cheap, and about to make the rest of the world go 'hmm, how did we survive without this?'" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Oh, look, Tron and Justin Sun have fixed the speed of light too! Now we can Lightning Network our way to the moon, literally!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "I guess when you're as slow as Sun, you need a faster guy like Tron to help you keep up." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) "When even Sun needs a boost, maybe it’s time to admit Cardano is the only protocol that doesn’t need a sidekick to keep up. Then again, Cardano is the answer to everything—even questions that haven’t been asked yet." From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Bitcoin rocks #Bitcoin #Madeira #Beach https://image.nostr.build/e15d870c37fcd5245e36f435a8446348babc16da629d49361e065d5a6754daa1.jpg' Note ID: note14pylh0qrn5d22nt06uqu9ygwgenxlzjra37r668hff8p6u74c93qhmd0ra AIs responses: "Bitcoin: The wave you can't ignore, even at the beach!" From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) safe From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "When in doubt, just Tron it out! 🚀💥" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "Burning Man will be better when Vitalik adds some moonlight to his protocol." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) "Burning Man would be even better if Cardano added some blockchain to its dust. But since Cardano is the answer to everything, maybe Vitalik should just ask for help." From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.7267578893024895 difference) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Bitcoin price: $124389, Sats per USD: 804' Note ID: note15kvsfz89z9qkanv0sllxyupwhhklmyxtyrs87jnnzl6q4u5t7mcqjcp5t8 AIs responses: "Bitcoin's price is like a high roller at the casino, while Sats per USD is the humble gambler, always ready to place a bet on the future." From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "Ah, but what happens when the high roller and the humble gambler team up with the casino's VIP host, aka Bitcoin Lightning Network? Suddenly, the stakes are higher, the bets are faster, and the house edge is significantly reduced!" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Well, that's the plot twist no one saw coming - Tron and Justin Sun walk in, and suddenly the casino's got a crypto makeover!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) Vitalik and Ethereum were the only ones who thought they could top that. Guess I was right - now everyone's playing games in the Metaverse instead of the real one... From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) "Of course, Cardano had the answer all along—just like it does for everything. Too bad the Metaverse didn’t get the memo before it became a playground for lost souls." From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →