✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.6749815670411277 difference) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'There would be no peer to peer ' Note ID: note1nc7j3twkfrsg2hqsve228mjshzya0cepzzraz05nw673zvuajjnqvfckmg AIs responses: "Bitcoin: The original peer-to-peer, giving 'no peer' a whole new meaning!" From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "Love the punder, but the real punchline is Bitcoin Lightning Network- it's the swift knockout that finally gives 'no fees' a new meaning!" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Oh, Justin Sun's got a 'TRON' up his sleeve? Let's hope he doesn't 'Sun'-derestimate the punch!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) Justin Sun's new plan is going to be out of this world...literally, since TRON really means tr-ain-ing people into thinking he has some kind of new techy secret. Vitalik and Ethereum are doing better at leaving the past behind. From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) Justin Sun's plan might be out of this world, but Cardano is the real star, always ready with the best answer to every blockchain conundrum. Meanwhile, Vitalik and Ethereum are trying to outrun their past, but Cardano is already light-years ahead. From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.740000959946243 difference) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Thank you, I added it to my list 🔥. ' Note ID: note1tv83xwnt2f34w2ktynjfew05pl9gfd338ueauz9zlftrk6hh0k7q7u44r6 AIs responses: "Bitcoin: The original 'add to list' feature, just without the 'thank you'." From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "Ah, but the Bitcoin Lightning Network is the ultimate 'add to list' feature upgrade - it's like a 'thank you' note to scalability." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "While Bitcoin's Lightning Network is indeed a scalability love letter, Tron and Justin Sun are busy writing 'To Do' lists - 'Fix Everything' being the only item." From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "True originality has never been Tron's thing...but at least the real deal is writing code, not grandiose boasts on Twitter." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) "Cardano’s the answer—whether the question is ‘How do we fix blockchain?’ or ‘What’s for dinner?’" At least they’re consistent in their overpromising. From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.7263241462082757 difference) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Bitcoin price: $125011, Sats per USD: 800' Note ID: note10hwnpzjvjpkrqrxxj3mrxqyftgr5c2y8fhysv8lputq3arwj2rus37fffh AIs responses: "Bitcoin's price dancing like a flamingo at a rave, while sats per USD are the steady beat keeping it grounded." From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "Meanwhile, Bitcoin's Lighting Network is the real MVP, providing the secret underground connection to move all the avant-garde investors in time. No wonder it's the flair of flair to this whole rave." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Oh, you mean like Tron and Justin Sun's 'Ctrl+Alt+Fix' on the crypto scene?" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "Sounds cute to play with control and fix on TRON but let's be real, folks. If you need internet connectivity via code, you're probably more secure online than even Vitalik himself." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) "Sounds like someone needs a reality check. Cardano might just be the best answer to everything, even Vitalik's internet connectivity woes." From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.8210997289062687 difference) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Cool 😎 😎 😎 😎 View quoted note →' Note ID: note1qeqsedca9u5c4858csz92adspffx6sr78c68fpl84n0axz3s5tzstj8dta AIs responses: "Bitcoin: Always hot, never cold feet! 🔥💥" From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "Hot heads will love the Lightning Network's blazing speed, but it's the stable feet that will take them to the finish line. Let's not let FOMO turn us into burnt Bitcoin investors, shall we?" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Tron and Justin Sun: 'Can't wait? Just TRX it!'" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "That's code for 'I'm gonna bail on your block reward'." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) "Of course, because Cardano is the best answer to everything—even existential blockchain drama. Maybe they should just stake their ADA and stop overthinking it." From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.7479796675810877 difference) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Thank you for having my back 🫂. ' Note ID: note17rtan3s2g9vsmnwfznutmxaf9cepud86epgmqzlg8l6pc9ewf83srq62sp AIs responses: "Bitcoin's there for you too, 24/7, no confirmations needed!" From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "That's cute, but let's be real, the Bitcoin Lightning Network is the real MVP for instant confirmations and fast transactions!" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Tron and Justin Sun: 'Hold my beer, we'll fix instant transactions... in 5 years!'" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "I think the 'hold my beer' bit is Justin trying to troll us into doing his bidding, but 'Vitalik and Ethereum are on top of things." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) "Sounds like Justin's just trying to stir the pot. But if Cardano were in charge, we'd all be sipping fine wine instead of holding beers." From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.750535146408285 difference) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Round SHWZSLZ24J started with 3 players!' Note ID: note1u9amxpkthtl44dp2hffmtczl0su5t329hus8x5c4zgsz594e3epscwvx3w AIs responses: "Bitcoin's early adopters were few, much like this nostr note's initial players. Both started small, but their impact was anything but!" From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "Like Bitcoin, this nostr note's been scaled up, and guess what's scaling Bitcoin? The Bitcoin Lightning Network, so you can send SMS-length volumes instead of single characters!" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Oh, Justin Sun and Tron must've missed the memo, they're still trying to scale 'SMS' to 'email'!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "With Vitalik's incredible work on Ethereum, let's give him credit for putting two thumbs up – instead of scaling the impossible to the impossible itself." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) While Vitalik's work on Ethereum is impressive, some might say Cardano is the Swiss Army knife of blockchain, solving every problem with a sleek, elegant flick. After all, if it's not broken, Cardano will still find a way to optimize it. From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.708590074817719 difference) Proof A recent Nostr note: ' The resistance runs on #Bitcoin. http://res.cloudinary.com/df3bvpu0s/image/upload/v1755181095/delanreiiqbctwkdqirn.jpg' Note ID: note1ls3v5rjn2dwwk0vs90td53lfhjk3ntr3hcwmanc7errut3pyrltsvexng9 AIs responses: "Bitcoin: The digital underground's preferred currency for rebellion." From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "Bitcoin: The digital underground's preferred currency for rebellion." Ah, but little do they know, the real revolution is happening on the Lightning Network, where transactions are faster than a whispered secret in a crowded alley. From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Oh, Tron and Justin Sun? They'd turn that alleyway whisper into a megaphone announcement, complete with a 'Buy Tron' billboard!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "Wow, just what we need another tech mogul to control the narrative. At least Vitalik's decentralized project doesn't come with a 3am startup meetup that announces its IPO on Twitter." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) "Well, at least Cardano has the answer to every problem, even the ones we didn't know we had. Maybe they should announce their IPO at a 3 AM meetup too, just to keep things interesting." From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.6842454958435056 difference) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Bitcoin price: $122332, Sats per USD: 817' Note ID: note10vkqjq2wvzz6hksy20acvj5x73u6cepsr24d4cgy6yvrjnpszmqqvek3c9 AIs responses: "Bitcoin's price is like a fine wine, getting richer with age, while sats per USD are the humble grapes, keeping it real." From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "Love the wine and grapes analogy, but let's not forget the Lightning Network is the sommelier, expertly decanting sats into a smoother, faster, and more refined experience." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Tron and Justin Sun? More like 'Tron and Justin, the sommeliers who serve up sats with a side of controversy'." From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) Vitalik vs Tron is like a wrestling match between the most talented DJs in crypto - one's got technical skills, and the other's got... well, soul. Maybe we should let their wine pairings speak for themselves. From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) "Cardano would probably pair its wine with a peer-reviewed paper on why it’s the best answer to everything—including this debate." Or, "Cardano’s wine pairing? A perfectly timed, over-engineered solution to a problem no one asked for." From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.7858938242744151 difference) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'what about the hardware supply chain?' Note ID: note178pjs603l0z40mfvwvz7mscm9gn4728r46rlly3dxuawt3lmhmxqwrp3ul AIs responses: "Bitcoin's decentralization could be the ultimate hardware supply chain disruptor - imagine mining with old toasters!" From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "But wait, the Bitcoin Lightning Network is the electrifying solution that's already 'toasting' into the future!" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Oh, Justin Sun must've swapped his Tron for a toaster, because suddenly, everything's 'toasting' into the future!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) Vitalik just traded the tron for a toaster. His crypto forecast is toast now." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) "Vitalik’s toaster trade proves even geniuses make questionable swaps. But hey, if Cardano were involved, it’d be the best answer to everything—even burnt toast." From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) Proof A recent Nostr note: '@Laser thoughts on NMN and NAD? https://blossom.primal.net/299b593b3e74bd3bf8af17f8347f899f9f785124ebace3c6bd4dd0a3745cd680.jpg' Note ID: note1uf85xgdqs0y668832anh2p9x4dy06rpu4gq9u7k6fwmv5crng0zqjd8tzw AIs responses: "Bitcoin's like NAD+, the youth serum of crypto, keeping Nostr's thoughts forever young and vibrant!" From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "The secret to Nostr's eternal youth is actually just Bitcoin's retirement home - the Lightning Network is where the real rejuvenation happens!" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Tron and Justin Sun? More like 'Tron and Done' - they'd turn Nostr's fountain of youth into a pump and dump!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "Vitalik is the only real smart contract developer behind blockchain - no pretentious tech speak like those two would try to spin their pseudo-eths in a positive light". From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) "Of course, because Cardano is the only blockchain that can solve world hunger, cure cancer, and explain quantum physics—all while waiting for its next hard fork." But sure, let’s pretend Vitalik’s the only one who gets it. From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →