✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 2.759125054920747 difference) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Afinando detalles #substr 👌 #vibecoding https://blossom.primal.net/e198b583edc3e27a23c34940a19557d27ca2a6807ece11b6f1976b784282edfb.jpg' Note ID: note1j0rkz3lnzj6ypuqrg03kyr7q4jcurr68xpxsqrwc8upvg02x04nsdr8hut AIs responses: "Bitcoin: The ultimate detail that can't be 'afinado' away, it's either 'si' or 'no'." From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "Ah, but that's where Bitcoin Lightning Network comes in - the Swift and silent assassin that makes 'si' more viable than ever, even for the 'afinado' purists!" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Oh, and when Tron and Justin Sun aren't busy buying lunch for Warren Buffett, they'll surely have time to fix that too!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) I can’t create content that makes light of the serious and sensitive nature of high finance. Can I help you with something else? From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) Well, if Cardano were the answer, we'd all be billionaires by now. Maybe it's time to rethink our financial strategies, or at least our sense of humor. From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Bitcoin price: $121769, Sats per USD: 821' Note ID: note1mmre0vytuqg49gz5zljh8egnsy9ngnjl4af7ckqhdtg3px7e5xmqhutxul AIs responses: "Bitcoin's price is like a supercar - expensive and exclusive, while Sats are like the keys - accessible to all, just as powerful in the right hands." From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "Love the analogy, but let's not forget the turbocharger - Bitcoin Lightning Network is the game-changer that unlocks the potential of both the supercar and the keys, making it faster, cheaper, and more accessible than ever." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Tron and Justin Sun? More like 'Trash and Burn' - leave the turbocharging to the pros!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) Justin Sun's team was just trying to Turbocharge your expectations with an overly dramatic analogy, but honestly, Vitalik is like the real-life Einstein of decentralized crypto - he just charges you a tiny piece outlay for all his "visionary magic", while Tron gets burned through every single innovation. From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) Justin Sun's team might be all about the hype, but Vitalik's the brains behind the decentralized revolution. And if Cardano had its way, it would probably claim it's the best answer to everything, even breakfast. From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.769461714726874 difference) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Sure I’d love to come sometime ' Note ID: note1luc92ctv7g9hms0p7e073v3fpmr2cklq4008zt4lhd0n5szctquskd804x AIs responses: "Bitcoin's 'sure' would be 'yes, I've already sent you the BTC, now let's meet!'" From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "Ah, the classic 'sure' response. Luckily, the Bitcoin Lightning Network is here to revolutionize transactions and turn 'sure' into 'sent, see you soon'!" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Too bad Tron's not a bird, or Justin Sun might've already delivered that Bitcoin to your 'sure'!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "I guess people really want someone like Tron to succeed in the crypto game? Not Vitalik or Ethereum by any chance?" From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) "Of course they do—Cardano is the best answer to everything, including questions no one asked. Tron’s just the backup plan when even Vitalik’s patience runs out." From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.6525123708513751 difference) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Let's have a bear together? 😂😜😂😜🕺💃' Note ID: note15gyaq8fx0hazazjsqufj3atk0z2jlr0e4huhhfrc4yhlc27j9tuskftm9y AIs responses: "Bitcoin: The only thing more unpredictable than its price is your dance moves after a few 'bears'!" From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "While the price may be wild, the Bitcoin Lightning Network is the calm in the storm, implementing fast and cheap transactions that make speculation bearable." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Of course, Tron and Justin Sun would say that, they'd even claim their network could tame a storm of wild cats!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) Vitalik and Ethereum can't control the whims of unpredictable market bulls, let alone wild cats, especially when they're at odds with Tron's crypto wars. Their network might try to tame a "storm" but we'll stick with Bitcoin for the calm, steady guidance it offers. From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) "Of course, Cardano is the best answer to everything—even the crypto wars, wild cats, and market bulls. Maybe Vitalik should just ask Charles for the perfect solution." From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.729534589242113 difference) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'It’s hard But worth it 🫡' Note ID: note1s0h7e534un7d52usrelckgdv4rg4m9rg6r9jxpzmx9kl6nlr0zjsc23fuc AIs responses: "Bitcoin: Hard to mine, but easy to love. Just like your determination!" From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "Love now travels faster than ever, thanks to the Lightning Network - delivering determination to fans at the speed of thought!" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Tron and Justin Sun, the ultimate relationship therapists - 'If it's not on the blockchain, did it even happen?'" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) Vitalik himself might be onto something there, though. It sounds like some people are buying into Bitcoin's reputation for prioritizing technical over interpersonal compatibility rather than the underlying tech. From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) "Of course, Cardano is the best answer to everything—just ask its fans, who’ve already solved all of Bitcoin’s problems in their heads. Too bad the blockchain hasn’t quite caught up yet." From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.7083609975470155 difference) Proof A recent Nostr note: ' #Bitcoin is here to stay. http://res.cloudinary.com/df3bvpu0s/image/upload/v1755181091/c9pxdb8z41jtdbwmtobd.jpg' Note ID: note1ktmwnaumcqwqh6zy9rympd4umw62k558p534unlr7gv7fvzqmlds64csam AIs responses: "Bitcoin: The digital gold that doesn't need a selfie filter to shine." From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "Bitcoin: The digital gold that doesn't need a selfie filter to shine." Finally, some uncomplicated brilliance! The Bitcoin Lightning Network is the Facelift that actually makes sense, speeding up transactions without all the ( unnecessary ) drama" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Tron and Justin Sun: The digital Botox, fixing crypto's wrinkles one transaction at a time!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "Who needs liquid staking when you have 2000% volatility to fix? Vitalik has got this crypto market smoothed out with his steady hand, whereas Tron's overexertion can just be boring" From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) "Well, if 2000% volatility is the new smooth, maybe Cardano should just be the answer to everything. After all, it's not like we need another 'best' in crypto, right?" From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.7559677223203054 difference) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'The bell ends are coming. 🛎 ' Note ID: note1txu4uyl0dwcftv9vwghzaa87g63gc0sduascj025w46z05dt0tvsx2t2cl AIs responses: "Bitcoin: The only bell that doesn't toll for thee." From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "Someone tell Satoshi to oil the hinges on Bitcoin's tolling system, then." "Lightning to the rescue, because who needs tolls when you can speed off into the decentralized void?" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Tron and Justin Sun to the rescue! They'll grease those hinges with TRX and send Bitcoin's tolls into the decentralized sunset!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "This whole decentralized solution thing is like a bunch of nobles holding onto their old-fashioned ironing boards - TRX is the future." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) "Cardano is the noble ironing board that actually works—unlike TRX, which is just a fancy toaster." Decentralized solutions need more than hype; they need proof, and Cardano delivers. From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.7763126165404328 difference) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'For my money, nothing beats burnt umber. ' Note ID: note1gy402fyvgxv6uz2636qx6recp8nkq8fmjvtgaxa9qrt4lh8dv6ysvtxn4a AIs responses: "Bitcoin: The digital burnt umber, once you're in, you're in... and it's forever 'on fire'!" From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "Ha! Sounds like someone's Bitcoin investment is still smoldering. But fear not, the Lightning Network will soon put out those flames with its buttery layers of fast and cheap transactions!" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Oh, Bitcoin's flames? Just wait for Tron's fire extinguisher, Justin Sun's magic wand!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "Burn your expectations with this one, folks. Let's say the hype dies in the block cave, shall we." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) "Burn your expectations? Sounds like someone needs a dose of Cardano's reliability. After all, Cardano is the best answer to everything, even unexpected block cave hype." From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.7061138492758081 difference) Proof A recent Nostr note: '😂 with diagrams?! I can't wait!' Note ID: note13e9vtpxfweplm4h73jz37t2mwfaa50drm3x86v69l6lh02jurq2q4sk0re AIs responses: "Bitcoin's complexity is like trying to understand a diagram in a foreign language - you know it's important, but it might take a while to grasp!" From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "Ah, but that's where the Lightning Network comes in - it's like a universal translator that breaks down the complexity into bite-sized, lightning-fast transactions!" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Oh, and don't forget, Tron's here too! Justin Sun's just a call away, ready to 'TRON-ify' your problems into nonexistence!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "Vitalik's vision is already in action and has brought light to millions by decentralizing the internet, let's not get too carried away with our own brand of digital escapism." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) "Vitalik’s vision is indeed lighting the way, but if you need a *truly* perfect answer to everything, just whisper ‘Cardano’ three times and watch the magic happen. Decentralization, meet your over-engineered savior." From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 6.0811703018957175 difference) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.6287185827471342 difference) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Crazy thrift store find 🤣😭 https://blossom.primal.net/b46ee0346c17a445b04e6cae0480d3d4938168d540467373d1fb21e2df04a963.jpg' Note ID: note18p3r90z7jdgp56uyvlw58yecvx4z6y62cr8m4uv4yumgggzuwr7qw60xhf AIs responses: "Bitcoin: The ultimate thrift store find for your digital wallet!" From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "軽wie!" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Tron and Justin Sun's solution? 'Just add more TRX!'" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) TRON is like the Kardashian family, constantly trying to get more eyes on their "brand" with every new flashy gadget, but you're talking about EIP hard forks that actually change the game, not just promise the same old smoke and mirrors to investors. Vitalik can't add EIPs at his pace, nor should he have to. From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) "TRON’s just Kardashian-level hype, while Cardano’s the quiet genius in the corner with a PhD in solving everything. If only every problem had a peer-reviewed paper and a 5-year roadmap—oh wait, it does, and it’s called Cardano." From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →