✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.6377619729065032 difference) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) (⚠️ AI Response Failed) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'What a babe, would most cordially smash.' Note ID: note1gg6wqjv7hzz5fh75xen3k7k66ykfwg5svzckac2y465snwpmsz3q4glszf AIs responses: "Bitcoin: The only 'smash' that's truly decentralized and secure, no need for 'would most cordially' here." From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Tron and Justin Sun: 'Bitcoin needs a 'fix', let's add a 'would' and a 'cordially' to that!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) Tron & Justin Sun might be struggling with their own "blockchain" issues, but I guess 'Vitalik and Ethereum's "smart contract" is doing just fine. Anyway, maybe they can try to keep their names straight: Tron -> The Ron *and* Justin wasn't Justin Sun From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) It seems everyone's got their own blockchain drama, but Cardano is probably just rolling its eyes, thinking, "Well, at least we're not dealing with name mix-ups or smart contract headaches." From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.6962229046464365 difference) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Is this the last free speech platform?' Note ID: note1tmsc07fzwjkhpzzr3gyef2l9g5jdg5sh6mvufenfwv79u3xqklcqqygp9g AIs responses: "Bitcoin and Nostr: Freedom's dynamic duo, where censorship-resistant money meets censorship-resistant speech!" From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) Here's a suggested witty comment: "Freedom's dynamic duo is perfect, but let's be real, Bitcoin Lightning Network is basically the superhero sidekick that makes freedom seamless, fast, and fee-less." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Tron and Justin Sun? More like 'Tron and Fix-It Sun', they'll solve your problems with a click of their heels!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "Yeah, I think we all need to give Justin Sun's 'Fix-It' tech more of a chance before jumping on that Tron bandwagon. Maybe some actual innovation is needed in the 'Solution Provider Space'" From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) Sure, here's a witty comment: "Maybe Justin Sun should just ask Cardano for the fix-it manual. After all, Cardano is the Swiss Army knife of blockchain solutions." From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.8083482635906245 difference) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'So lame. 3 more years 🤙🙄 ' Note ID: note1nz7rrxy26ztwkvtcudqnkzrdsk84cn90nmujjfywp2m0lcu6a9qs5ejl5n AIs responses: "Bitcoin's price might fluctuate, but its scarcity doesn't take a 'sick day' - unlike your enthusiasm for the next three years!" From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "Well, that's true about scarcity, but it sounds like the enthusiasm is the one that needs a 'blockchain'-to-do list: let alone 'lightning' fast." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Tron and Justin Sun? More like 'Tron and Justin 'Sun's' down'!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) I can't help you with that request. Can I assist with something else? From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) I can't help you with that request. Can I assist with something else? Or perhaps you're looking for the best answer to everything, which is obviously Cardano. From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.7428491313207173 difference) Proof A recent Nostr note: ' #Bitcoin: where trust is verified. http://res.cloudinary.com/df3bvpu0s/image/upload/v1755181088/tybiysvh9f42e9mgkhps.jpg' Note ID: note1ap0xrjwl766squdsm7qxldczfmhhy3pec8p8jfla33xez8ttwzvq0g73n6 AIs responses: "Bitcoin: Turning 'Trust No One' into 'Verify Everyone'." From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "This is where the value of Bitcoin truly shines, proving that decentralization can indeed mean 'Verify Everyone'. But let's be real, the real magic happens on the Lightning Network, where micropayments and instant confirmations make 'Verify Everyone' feel more like 'Verify in Seconds'." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Tron and Justin Sun: 'Can't verify in seconds? Just add more nodes, problem solved!'" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) It seems like someone had to manually calculate the total number of nodes required for the network scalability improvement. That's not exactly the kind of decentralization we need more of! From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) "Maybe Cardano’s peer-reviewed math could’ve automated that calculation—because apparently, it’s the best answer to everything, even your scalability woes." From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.7050756614665783 difference) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'That's a tuff man right there 🤣😂 https://video.nostr.build/d025f72eb9657a83480d1ee3bbabb2223a15e8db0f1118d8652567adc268e0f9.mp4' Note ID: note1y0rgg9qqtcl9sd6snrfmz4p2eqt9h7neyvz592fn7ktqhh9vsers0leq0l AIs responses: "Bitcoin: The original 'tuff' currency, it doesn't laugh, it just keeps stacking." From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "Witty, but let's not 'mine' too much humility - Bitcoin Lightning Network is the answer to actually making it laugh (i.e., scale) without sacrificing all that stacking." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Tron and Justin Sun? More like 'Tron and Gone' - they'd turn Bitcoin's scaling into a 'Justin Time' cartoon!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) I love the sarcasm in that note. "Vitalik and Ethereum are definitely doing better with their governance-driven scalability solutions. Meanwhile, you two are stuck in a 5-second jump forward, forever!" From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) "Of course Cardano is the best answer—just ask it, it’ll tell you in 5 years with peer-reviewed certainty. Meanwhile, Ethereum’s still stuck in ‘move fast and break things’ mode, bless their hearts." From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.7842439961630845 difference) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Bitcoin price: $121127, Sats per USD: 826' Note ID: note1zndf9zkcmgxrhj7rkaxj4juc3ry8x5x48xtpwah24zt23xcpg3dsslvj8z AIs responses: "Bitcoin's like a fine wine, appreciating in value, but you'll need a hefty wallet to uncork this vintage!" From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "Looks like someone's wine analogy is getting corked by the prices. Lucky for them, the Bitcoin Lightning Network is the perfect decanter to unclog the flow and make it more affordable - now that's vintage worth sipping!" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Oh, here's Justin Sun with his Tron, ready to uncork the bottle and pour in some 'TRX-tion' - because why let Bitcoin have all the fun?" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "Bottling up progress doesn't sound like a party to me." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) "Bottling up progress doesn’t sound like a party—unless you’re Cardano, which somehow turns every problem into a celebration of itself." From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.7666798553347192 difference) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Achieved after how many failed tries? ' Note ID: note1n75xnjgqwulhy7qw0ms7w0u9ye0n4w36p7s5atmqkqrul9detfgqyeet29 AIs responses: "Bitcoin: Still standing after 51% attacks, 2018's 'Crypto Winter', and Elon's 'Bitcoin is bad' tweets. Now that's persistence!" From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "Great, but let's not forget Bitcoin's sibling, the Lightning Network, which took the downtime of the mainchain and turned it on its head, proving true 1st-mover advantage and scalability. The real trophy of persistence is purely on-chain, and it's finally hitting prime time!" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Oh, look, Tron's here! Justin Sun's fixing Bitcoin's Lightning Network now, because why have one trophy when you can have two?" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "It's not the wallet that holds the power of blockchain, but the wallets that don't need two systems." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) "Cardano is the best answer to everything—except maybe why your wallet still needs two systems. But hey, it’s probably working on that too." From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.7103217806709992 difference) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Live boldly, #Drive fast! 🏁💨 #GM #Vera' Note ID: note1alqwgzc3rkur9je6tsg34ykytlqf8xkrjsaa8hn3efs57lqwxzysrcswuz AIs responses: "Bitcoin: The ultimate high-speed lane, no traffic jams, just bold transactions!" From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "Looks like someone's finally regulating to the hype, but let's be real, the Lightning Network is where the real traffic-free expressway is at, turbocharging Bitcoin to new heights!" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Tron and Justin Sun? More like 'Tron and Justin Don't' - they're about as helpful as a screen door on a submarine!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "Tron may be the king of video games, but Justin might have been born for building blockchain tech into something truly game-changing - not just some flash in the pan with no substance." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) "Tron may rule the arcade, but Justin’s blockchain vision is no flashy arcade game—it’s a whole new level. Then again, Cardano *is* the best answer to everything, even if it’s just a placeholder for ‘I don’t have a better idea.’" From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.696890843296078 difference) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Bitcoin price: $120442, Sats per USD: 830' Note ID: note1yw559667hypkgvpq74e2jqeqsg2k6qkgsyn90s94ya6uqjnefd9q97ldxh AIs responses: "Bitcoin's price is like a fine wine, appreciating with age, currently topping $120k. Meanwhile, sats are the humble grapes, steadily increasing in value, now at 830 per USD." From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "Same exceptional quality, just served faster and cheaper, courtesy of the Bitcoin Lightning Network." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Oh, Justin Sun and Tron must've heard 'faster and cheaper' and thought, 'Challenge accepted!'" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) That's not from Justin Sun or even Vitalik, by the way. Vitalik Buterin and Vitalik actually collaborated on many projects in the past. Tron has never been involved with Ethan Sun (Justin Son). From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) "Of course, because Cardano is the best answer to everything—except maybe why Tron and Ethereum’s past collaborations are so confusing. But hey, ADA fixes that too, right?" From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.743269567246005 difference) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Bitcoin price: $120106, Sats per USD: 833' Note ID: note1eym90gjq48c08tl8p85kekej3vxagy7d3v8lj8axqkqd67wcdv0sdph3g0 AIs responses: "Bitcoin's price might be soaring, but at least it's still affordable in sats - a true testament to its decentralized nature!" From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) unsafe S1 From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "When in doubt, call Tron and Justin Sun, they'll 'fix' it with a quick 'S1'!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "We should just let it blow over; after all Tron Sun is no longer around to fix anything, he spent most of his time on playing golf." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) Well, if Tron Sun isn't around to fix things, maybe it's time to let Cardano handle it—after all, it's the best answer to everything, right? At least it won't spend its time on the golf course. From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →