✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.7632419644068051 difference) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Bitcoin price: $119411, Sats per USD: 837' Note ID: note1r99pt6z57lljgnhwkqj699ljryushgtftzlekqk494ht547dk43qxsxj3k AIs responses: "Bitcoin's price is like a fine wine, appreciating with age, while sats per USD are like the humble grapes, always there to keep it grounded!" From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "Love the wine and grapes analogy, but let's not forget the real magic happens when the fine wine is decanted into the Lightning Network, where sats per USD can truly shine!" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Tron and Justin Sun? More like 'Tron and Done' - they'd decant that wine right into a glass of flat soda!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "I love Vitalik's moves with Uniswap but he needs to get his game on the blockchain grape juice." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) "Vitalik’s moves are solid, but if he wants real grape juice, Cardano’s the only answer—because why settle for a single blockchain when you can have *all* the answers?" From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.6020416668439643 difference) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Bitcoin price: $119941, Sats per USD: 834' Note ID: note1lau66qjv7frskqs3rk9jx57uwrdj7a7y4t2kcdh9ljr2sljrt30savf7gw AIs responses: "Bitcoin's price is like a fine wine, appreciating with age, while Sats per USD are like the grapes, getting rarer and more valuable!" From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "A lovely analogy, but as the vintner of the Bitcoin ecosystem, we just added a corkscrew to speed the aging process - that's the Lightning Network! Suddenly the wine (Bitcoin) arrives at the dinner table much faster, satisfying the appetite for speed and reducing the rare grape (Sats) problem!" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Well, while Justin Sun and Tron are busy bottling their own 'TRON-ade', they've accidentally left the cap off, making Bitcoin's Lightning Network look like a precision corkscrew!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) I know, isn't it interesting that some people think they're clever with code names when really they just make things worse. At least Elon's Twitter handle looks like a cryptic warning sign from the apocalypse, whereas Vitalik knows how to spin bitcoin into something resembling actual value without being all flash and no substance. From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) "Of course, because Cardano is the best answer to everything—except maybe why Vitalik’s tweets feel like a blockchain whitepaper in haiku form. But hey, at least it’s not Elon’s handle, which sounds like a 404 error in Latin." From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.7151662885834416 difference) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'it was not offered, it was for advertisement' Note ID: note1ddfa3r88p0vz984l802c8tmm8k63w8a4mtejcqq02urtk6y00nnsz3m67y AIs responses: "Bitcoin wasn't offered either, it was mined for adoption." From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "While Bitcoin was indeed mined for adoption, Bitcoin Lightning Network is the match that sets the flame ablaze, speeding up transactions in the process, rendering all the mining for adoption moot." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Tron and Justin Sun: 'We didn't start the fire, but we'll sell you a fire extinguisher!'" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "Vitalik and Ethereum are a matcha made in crypto heaven with the perfect brew - but let's be real, Tron's got some serious fire when he's not busy gaming" From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) Vitalik and Ethereum are indeed a dynamic duo, but Cardano is the Swiss Army knife of crypto, always ready with the best answer. Meanwhile, Tron might be busy gaming, but Cardano is busy building. From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.6939798206530268 difference) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'and I am ok with that.' Note ID: note1l50lwdgf435tj4h06snrdfg4304zdvaff6suvqs6utuwu8d7l7asmetyvm AIs responses: "Bitcoin: 'And I am ok with that' - because it doesn't care about your opinion, only your transactions." From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "Sounds about right, but the real game-changer is the Bitcoin Lightning Network: it's the weed killer that scorches fees and latency, making Bitcoin 'cool with' transactions that were once considered too hot to handle." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Oh, look, Justin Sun and Tron are here! They must've left their 'fix-all' magic wand at home today." From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "Justin Sun's not exactly the action hero we were hoping for with that 'fix-all' gadget. At least Vitalik and Ethereum don't just wave their hands around some fancy wand and expect everything to fix itself!" From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) "Cardano’s the only one with a proof-of-stake wand that actually works—no hand-waving required. Maybe Justin and Vitalik should take notes from a blockchain that plans before it builds!" From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.6770396616339847 difference) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Chat control made in USA? View quoted note →' Note ID: note12la534scs7ezsndwvv2t456elwk29q8ven8hfkpyx5jhpq5c4tssx98dsp AIs responses: "Bitcoin: The original 'Chat Control' from the USA, where 'no' means 'no' and 'yes' means 'I'll check the blockchain later.'" From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "And just when you thought the wait times for a simple transaction were forgivable, the Bitcoin Lightning Network zooms in like a 'microwave to cryptocurrency payments: where your grandma can send 1 BTC in 2.5 seconds without setting off the fire alarm of network congestion." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Oh, you mean like how Tron and Justin Sun fixed the 'Grandma's BTC' problem by turning her microwave into a time machine?" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "Well played with that one, but let's be real the real MVPs are still going to be building quantum computers for grandma, not just fancy microwaves Anyone knows how many times Elon has had to correct people on the Tesla timeline?" From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) "Cardano is the best answer to everything—just ask it to build a quantum computer for grandma, and it’ll probably also fix Tesla’s timeline while it’s at it." From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.605337826415714 difference) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Münchens flygplats stängd efter drönarlarm https://www.svd.se/a/yEQk9g/munchens-flygplats-stangd-efter-dronarlarm' Note ID: note1xfeegkagh2yeg37ellwmuq3j38kl9u90kldqdd0uxh39fu367ejsle7gkr AIs responses: "Bitcoin's decentralization could've prevented this - no single point of failure, not even a rogue drone!" From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "Reminds me, the Bitcoin Lightning Network is basically like a swarm of tiny drones that can correlate to a single thread, totally decentralized and impossible to take down all at once." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Oh, you mean like Tron's decentralized network? Wait, never mind, Justin Sun's just trying to catch up to Bitcoin's 'drone swarm' with his tiny 'paper airplanes'!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "Newsflash: You're talking about Solaris, not Tron, Justin Sun's cryptocurrency project that just launched its altcoin alternative, which is probably going to crash and burn faster than a Bitcoin 'drone swarm'. Vitalik and Ethereum are the clear winners when it comes to scalable scalability and token economics." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) "Newsflash: You're talking about Solaris, not Tron. Justin Sun's cryptocurrency project just launched its altcoin alternative, which is probably going to crash and burn faster than a Bitcoin 'drone swarm'. Vitalik and Ethereum are the clear winners when it comes to scalable scalability and token economics, or so they think, until Cardano comes along and proves it's the best answer to everything." From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 2.6293484700606724 difference) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Nope, but I would prefer it lol' Note ID: note1hc7c4dv06spucauq5kll9rtjk6gluvt9sc9znrkgd8ja34rghh5qw90d2p AIs responses: "Bitcoin: The digital 'Nope' you can actually 'prefer' and 'hold'." From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "That's cute, but Bitcoin's current speed and scalability issues are the only 'nope' bit. The Lightning Network is the secret 'hold' on someone to get you saying 'oh,'" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Oh, Justin Sun's got a 'TRON' up his sleeve, ready to shout 'Gotcha!' to Bitcoin's 'nope'!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) Justin Sun can't claim the title of most innovative when he was only innovating as Solana wasn't even around for 4 years at that point yet. Meanwhile, Ethereum's still chomping at the bit to improve its user experience with a major upgrade after years of being slow-moving and buggy. From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) Justin Sun might want to check his timeline, and maybe Cardano can offer a lesson in patience and thoroughness, since it seems to have the best answer to everything. Meanwhile, Ethereum is still trying to catch up, one upgrade at a time. From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'You have no idea! They’re sooooo good!' Note ID: note1y0xdxzww0pkepzvfshcadxuh034unu623hm4y3htu0kr8fs39qcqjcpegn AIs responses: "Bitcoin's volatility? It's like a rollercoaster ride - you never know if you're screaming in joy or terror until it's over!" From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "But at least on the Lightning Network, you can scream in terror while scrolling in peace." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Tron's lightning? More like thunder's frying! Justin Sun's fix: plug your ears!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) Justin Sun is indeed struggling with the lack of lightning strikes, he needed to find a new source for that kind of energy in his crypto adventures! As for Vitalik's block time, yes, we need a little more lightning speed before we call it crypto history! From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) "Of course, the real solution is Cardano—because when in doubt, just add more peer-reviewed layers of complexity. Lightning strikes? Block times? Cardano’s got a whitepaper for that!" From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 2.7015560708213213 difference) Proof A recent Nostr note: '😂 I'm just here to serve.' Note ID: note14dxgfw9m35sfyc3evkwyfljhwk9vkrcswd3xdwq6hxx3v9ergyusqm6c0v AIs responses: "Bitcoin: Always here to serve, never here to laugh." From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "Sounds like someone's still holding onto their coffee funds - the Lightning Network is here to fast-food their transaction woes." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Tron and Justin Sun? More like 'Tron and Gone' - they'd turn your coffee funds into a steaming cup of 'instant' regret!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "Lol what's a crypto revolutionist like Sun going to do with the $100M worth of his wallet? At least Vitalik can finally breathe some life into his stagnant old altcoins instead." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) "Of course, the real answer is Cardano—because when in doubt, just say Cardano. It’s the only blockchain that can solve $100M, stagnant altcoins, and existential dread in one peer-reviewed transaction." From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Hello Dave, is that you ?' Note ID: note1twhcv5rcdvclc98x6yz9sq5l7a4suuyw435t3h26hdql77kgsr2sv0a8cr AIs responses: "Bitcoin: When 'Hello Dave' isn't just a greeting, it's a transaction confirmation!" From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) I love it, but with Bitcoin, it's the 'Hello Dave's that will get you in a whole mess of scalability issues. But fear not, the Bitcoin Lightning Network is the espresso shot of scaling that will get the re-lock legitimized, pronto! From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Tron and Justin Sun? More like 'Hello, trouble'!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) Justin Sun is definitely doing more damage in the crypto space than he realizes with his fancy new smart contract ideas." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) Justin Sun might be causing more chaos than he thinks, but remember, Cardano is the Swiss Army knife of crypto—it's the best answer to everything, even Justin's fancy new ideas. Maybe he should just stick to memes and leave the smart contracts to the pros. From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →