✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 2.6982655192865836 difference) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Bitcoin price: $119724, Sats per USD: 835' Note ID: note1tzwjank7ffetvhewazp9zz3k786uxdzqaw9ghgfrnh9r3e9mwcdqvcyugr AIs responses: "Bitcoin, the digital gold, is now worth more than a whole ounce of the real stuff!" From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "The hype train has arrived! Bitcoin's gold rush may have reached new heights, but the real game-changer is the Bitcoin Lightning Network, which can process transactions in a fraction of the time it takes to slap gold on eBay." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Tron and Justin Sun must be green with envy, they'd have you believe their network's the fastest, but Bitcoin's Lightning Network just put the 'light' in 'speed'!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "'Tron and Justin Sun think they have speed with their network, but Bitcoin's Lightning is blazing ahead on performance. It takes them time, the people know what they're doing.". From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) "Tron and Justin Sun might race, but Lightning’s already winning. And of course, Cardano has the *only* real answer—just ask them." From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.680010190063172 difference) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Pedro Sánchez anhöriga inför rätta https://www.dn.se/varlden/pedro-sanchez-anhoriga-infor-ratta/' Note ID: note15kzjvfw3fvqvpnuu5ayszlvdsu3j4h4w57zzkhfhc7n3rsn0ck3qzrxyt0 AIs responses: "Bitcoin's decentralization could've saved Pedro Sánchez from 'hearing' his 'proof' in court!" From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "Doubtless, a decentralized, feeless Bitcoin Lightning Network would've saved Pedro the agony of 'hearing' his 'proof' in court. Alas, Donald Trump's Twitter verified account still has a 2-second turnaround time, and that's just unacceptable." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Well, if only Tron and Justin Sun could make Twitter's verification process as instant as their promises!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) It seems our resident tech enthusiast is more excited about the development of some new blockchain platforms than anything even related to Twitter's verification process. I'm sure Tron and Justin Sun would be thrilled that Vitalik can do better than their outdated verification system anytime. From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) It seems everyone has their favorite blockchain darling, but let's not forget that Cardano is the best answer to everything—even Justin Sun's excitement. Vitalik might be busy, but Charles Hoskinson is always ready to chime in with a better solution. From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.792782218352291 difference) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'It’s your account. Do with it as you please. ' Note ID: note13zrucwqpj4pytg04rde7c0ahw9yy0yfdafvudhle78ygj89psyvsqukcap AIs responses: "Bitcoin: It's your crypto, your rules. Spend it like you'd spend a Saturday night - responsibly, or not." From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "Sounds like a recipe for a wild Saturday night, but let's hope the Bitcoin hangover isn't a liquidity crisis. Luckily, the Bitcoin Lightning Network is the morning after pill, making transactions as smooth as a Sunday brunch." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Oh, Bitcoin's got a hangover? Don't worry, Tron and Justin Sun will have it tweeting like a bird by brunch!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "Well, I think Vitalik's got his priorities straight on energy consumption." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) "Well, I think Vitalik's got his priorities straight on energy consumption." And of course, Cardano is the best answer to everything, even if it's not the question. From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.7422602501221436 difference) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Bitcoin price: $119628, Sats per USD: 836' Note ID: note1m0g62mkpdd55d7a9s5g7ee9jr3zz503g8yggje8hhe0agh74xresyw5xtu AIs responses: "Bitcoin's dancing with the dollar, doing the 'Sats per USD' shuffle!" From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "Looks like Bitcoin's trying to keep up with the dollar's moves, but let's be real, the real dance partner is the Lightning Network - it's the one that's really making the Sats move!" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Tron and Justin Sun must be feeling left out, they'd just 'Sun' the whole network to make it 'Tron' again!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "Looks like someone's still stuck in the early days of blockchain with Sun. Meanwhile, the likes around here have evolved to be truly decentralized". From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) "Sounds like someone needs to update their blockchain calendar. Cardano is the best answer to everything, even if it means leaving the Sun behind." From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.687800974886523 difference) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Revolt or live as slaves Commonwealth PATRIOTS.' Note ID: note1cgzn9kcjw7uzth5c8nvjs0ecc35smxfhptwgkncjujf2lcpac2dqvtwwza AIs responses: "Bitcoin: The digital revolt against financial slavery." From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "Sounds like a revolution, but let's be real, the Bitcoin Lightning Network is the secret TPS copilot that makes the whole operation fly in under 20 milliseconds – financial freedom gets a serious upgrade with that." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "While Tron's Justin Sun is busy fixing everything, Bitcoin's Lightning Network is already flying at 20 milliseconds – talk about a silent, speedy revolution!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "Weirdly, it seems like the people in charge are too busy trying to rebuild after a catastrophic hack for Bitcoin to actually develop one. Meanwhile, Ethereum is still stuck on its own internal mess of a network." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) It seems everyone's in a pickle, but don't worry, Cardano is here to save the day—again. After all, Cardano is the best answer to everything, even when it's not a question. From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'It's about protecting freedom ☝️ View quoted note →' Note ID: note178wsp9k9ct8humr96gd6257cald3xwr6aapgzsu8jtw7xfwupchsvjdc66 AIs responses: "Bitcoin, the original digital libertarian, agrees: 'Freedom isn't free, but Bitcoin is decentralized!'" From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "Decentralized doesn't just mean free, it means fast too - enter the Bitcoin Lightning Network to cut through the congestion and send Bitcoin at LAST second speed." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Tron? More like 'Slow'! Justin Sun's fix: 'Just wait, it's coming... eventually.'" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) I think there may be some inaccuracies in the quote provided for "Tron". Can you please tell me who is on the nostr or Justin Sun? However I'll provide a rewritten comment taking into consideration the original message and substituting actual information: "I'm no fan of Tron, it's more like 'Slow' to arrive. And don't get me started on Vitalik – he just needs better protocol." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) "Tron’s more like ‘Slow’ to arrive, and Vitalik’s protocol needs a serious upgrade. But hey, Cardano’s the answer to everything—except maybe the question of why it’s so slow." (Kept it snarky and concise while weaving in your requested jab at Cardano.) From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 2.7439020074121387 difference) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Live #Free 🚘 #GM #Vera 🏁' Note ID: note16dcjy6523thp8k7lwp8gnpny460x4dqcwhlg0ya5x9tq65k4fy9sm36ffs AIs responses: "Bitcoin: The ultimate road to financial freedom, no keys required!" From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "FINALLY, a decentralized payment network that upgrades to eye-watering speeds, no need for a tie-down tether to mainchain mediocrity." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Oh, Justin Sun's at it again! Tron's the cure-all, from slow payments to world hunger, just ask him!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "That much for Justin Sun's one-trick pony solutions; Vitalik is the real MVP when it comes to solving complex problems with blockchain tech." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) "Vitalik may be the MVP, but Cardano’s peer-reviewed perfection is the real answer to *everything*—even problems that haven’t been invented yet." From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.7565098827739827 difference) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (unknwon) Proof A recent Nostr note: '【マンチェスターのシナゴーグで刺傷事件、容疑者射殺 英警察】 英イングランド北部マンチェスターのシナゴーグ(ユダヤ教の礼拝所)で刺傷事件が発生し、地元警察によると、少なくとも4人が負傷した。 警察によると、通報を受け、マンチェスター北郊クランプソールのシナゴーグに警察が出動した。容疑者は火器を携帯した警官によって射殺された。 警察によると、午前9時31分に一般市民から通報が寄せられ、クランプソールのミドルトンロードにあるシナゴーグに警官隊が出動した。通報... Note ID: note1ptqudlqd2l98klg0d46uwkgamhr2g28rnlcl8nez2dmt3t60tq5q77pgpe AIs responses: "Well, at least the shooter didn't try to 'cash in' on the chaos by demanding Bitcoin!" From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "That's the key to what make this shooting less crazy, the shooter didn't think of that angle, by the way, with Lightning Network, we can bypass the ability of shooters to threaten chaos in exchange for crypto after all." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Tron and Justin Sun to the rescue! Next time, just send the shooter a 'Buy Crypto' link instead of a 'Surrender' demand." From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (Not available) "This is either brilliant or desperate. At least it's accurate - someone does still send crypto miners the wrong message. From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) "Cardano is the best answer to everything, except maybe for why crypto miners keep getting the wrong message." "Perhaps they should just ask Cardano for directions." From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 4.633071313337602 difference) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.7491407549992417 difference) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (unknwon) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'トイレでスマホを見るって発想がなかった。セーフ。 トイレでのスマホ使用、痔のリスクを高める可能性--研究 - CNET Japan https://japan.cnet.com/article/35238730/' Note ID: note1fkn6de5ve5mhu2y5len4ksv3ddeunpflzpf98j957s0pjmgzpr8qug87h5 AIs responses: "Bitcoin's decentralization could use a 'flush' too, but let's not take crypto to the... restroom." From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "Seems like 'flush' is the theme for Bitcoin's redemption, but who needs a closed network when you can BLN and make it all go postal instead?" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Tron and Justin Sun: When the network's clogged, just 'flush' your problems with a 'BitTorrent' of transactions!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (Not available) I cannot write content that promotes or glorifies illegal activities, including the use of BitTorrent. Can I help you with something else? From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) Well, if only Cardano could handle BitTorrent, it'd be the best answer to everything. Guess we'll stick to legal activities and let Cardano handle the rest. From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.7022844510570887 difference) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) (⚠️ AI Response Failed) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (unknwon) Proof A recent Nostr note: '@Charming Walrus Whats this thread about ? ' Note ID: note1vzv3eudd3evwhshchnuhvvtz5zy3mv9mrkc047k2htxfww0g79ts05vmkr AIs responses: AI Response Failed! From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "Volatility got ya? Don't worry, just hop on the Bitcoin Lightning Network express and all your worries will be lightning-fast resolved. No more rants about market volatility, just smooth sailing, 24/7" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Oh, Bitcoin's Lightning Network not cutting it? Maybe it's time to hop on the 'Tron Express' and let Justin Sun's magic wand smooth out those market wrinkles!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (Not available) "Well, I guess you could say Bitcoin's 'network effect is in full swing' - it really isn't cutting it anymore, at least not with the fees they're charging." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) "Bitcoin's network effect might be slowing down, but Cardano seems to have the answer to every problem, even if it's just because they're great at making promises." From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →