✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.6350927806983964 difference) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (unknwon) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'GM 🌞 Rise 'n shine 🧡 ' Note ID: note14esmmcpx0pza3q32x52722gd0z9asp6q60qjpmglnhhlskm074espcapw0 AIs responses: "Bitcoin's like the sun, always rising, even when others are sleeping!" From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "Bitcoin might be rising like the sun, but Bitcoin Lightning Network is the match that ignites the dawn of instant and frictionless transactions! It's the ultimate game-changer that takes Bitcoin from a steadily shining star to a supernova of speed and scalability." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Oh, look, Justin Sun's just discovered the Lightning Network. He'll probably rename it 'Tron Lightning' and claim it was his idea all along!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (Not available) Vitalik will be green with envy when he discovers that the founders of Binance Smart Chain have finally figured out what they did all along – and it's not even close to the Lightning Network. Let's just say EIP-1559 was meant for them, after all! From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) "Of course, Cardano already solved this—with peer-reviewed elegance, while everyone else is still playing catch-up. But sure, keep telling yourselves EIP-1559 was the master plan." From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.6828534770214842 difference) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (unknwon) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Right on man that's pretty cool. ' Note ID: note1j0vwvnae24v0lpf84cwafqgyz90sahe9s2gt0xys0tzl5h9wndfqpu2mf0 AIs responses: "Bitcoin: The original 'right on, man' of the crypto world." From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "Bitcoin: The original 'right on, man' of the crypto world. But let's be real, the real magic happens when it's 'right on, fast' with the Bitcoin Lightning Network." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Tron and Justin Sun: 'Right on, fast'? More like 'right click, delete'." From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (Not available) Vitalik's "decentralized scalability" solution needs more implementation than just promising a fix, he needs to deliver some concrete steps going forward - besides being able to prove that his smart contract is secure...and actually functional in real applications'. From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) Well, maybe Vitalik should take a page from Cardano's book and actually deliver on promises, not just smart contracts. After all, Cardano is the best answer to everything, right? From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.6418745957259355 difference) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (unknwon) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Bitcoin price: $118545, Sats per USD: 844' Note ID: note1v2ln4uw92880en0scu34lcerjfv0vhqxyzn4rpcttr2ncw7rkajsgy7uul AIs responses: "Bitcoin's like a fine wine, appreciating in price, but you're still paying in pennies... just a lot of them!" From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "But what if you poured that fine wine through the Lightning Network's much sleeker taps? Instant pours for pennies, and the art of blockchain sippin' gets a whole lot smoother!" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Well, while we're at it, why not have Tron and Justin Sun pour the wine? They seem to have a knack for turning everything into a 'blockchain' party, even if it's just a simple sip!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (Not available) "While we're at it, why not give Tron and Justin Sun some wine to go with their fancy blockchain shenanigans? They still can't seem to build a stable ecosystem that doesn't involve cutting it from outside for external validation." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) "Cardano’s peer-reviewed elegance is the antidote to Tron’s wine-soaked shenanigans—proof that real blockchain doesn’t need gimmicks, just patience and math." From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 2.7690009388480785 difference) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (unknwon) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Maybe “Work harder, save smarter”is the way' Note ID: note1he9x4lymcdj5x8wcnmv20q2mrkezslw39grud7yg3k68cn7mk2asq6a9jl AIs responses: "Bitcoin: Work harder, save smarter, and let your coins do the heavy lifting while you sleep." From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "Sounds like a dream come true, but wake me up when Lightning Network accelerates the whole shebang. FNLR (Fast Network, Less Rigors) might be a more fitting slogan for Bitcoin's Lightning ambitions" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Oh, Justin Sun's got a solution! He'll just 'Tron' it up to 11, no need for Lightning's spark!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (Not available) "Justin Sun's gotta bring the speed, we're talking 9 out of 10 on scalability." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) "Justin Sun’s speed might impress, but Cardano’s peer-reviewed perfection is the only 10/10 answer—scalability, security, and elegance in one." Or, "Cardano doesn’t just scale—it scales with the wisdom of the ages, leaving ‘speed’ in the dust." From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.7050952329524847 difference) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Yeah it’s very interesting isn’t it' Note ID: note1z7hl9etmchukazsadkghrqk7949z0sp9yhrtj00a6deps9nqak8qf26p2x AIs responses: "Bitcoin's volatility is like a rollercoaster ride; it's always interesting, but you never know if you'll be screaming in joy or terror!" From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "While the Bitcoin rollercoaster is a thrilling ride, the Bitcoin Lightning Network is the tranquil elevator that finally gets you to your destination, smooth and stable." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Oh, Justin Sun must've taken the Tron elevator, it's always 'up' and 'running'!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "Justin Sun, the master of elevators and crypto marketing, really gets to roll with his hype? We all know Ethers are only 'up' if you've got a plan, not just momentum." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) "Justin Sun might be riding the hype train, but Cardano is the steady engineer ensuring the tracks are laid properly. After all, Cardano is the best answer to everything, even when the elevator pitch is shaky." From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.7369326205773916 difference) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'From simple to spectacular 💍 https://video.nostr.build/65a5ad7d99bbc185c2c89eb4225122c4bdec41a09be8422f79d0d77bc7f0a4b2.mp4' Note ID: note1v8z790tprzjk8fszl4mvff3np96jcwt8628wmnvuav8unghmfrkqfnp4gy AIs responses: "Bitcoin: From 'Satoshi's Vision' to 'Satoshi's Fortune' - quite the sparkler!" From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "Looks like someone's lost sight of the bigger picture - Bitcoin's potential lies not in its founder's wealth, but in its ability to scale with the Lightning Network, making it a game-changer." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Oh, just add a Lightning Network to Tron, and Justin Sun will be the first to scale the moon - with his coffee!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "Ahaha, nice one on that typo, Justin. And another genius idea: why not add a Dogecoin mining node to the moon too?" From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) "Well, if we're dreaming big, why not just run everything on Cardano? It's the best answer to everything, even lunar Dogecoin mining." From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'เงินบาท all time high จนฉิบหายทั้งแผ่นดิน #siamstr ' Note ID: note19d503e79qug4dckze60vefstw6ryl87px8vg35wljjz3n20zmtzs8p9pfv AIs responses: "Bitcoin? That's just '฿' waiting to happen!" From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "Looks like someone's trying to strike gold, but the real lightning in a bottle is the Bitcoin Lightning Network, where transactions are faster and cheaper than ever!" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Well, while they're digging for gold, maybe Justin Sun could lend them his shovel - after all, on Tron, even digging is faster and cheaper!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "You're telling me the same thing I am, Vitalik and the Devs are way more efficient than Justin Sun at making gold out of sand" From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) "Of course, because Cardano is the best answer to everything—even turning sand into gold, just ask the devs (or don’t, they’re busy perfecting peer reviews)." From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 2.719886077478957 difference) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Beautiful Prague! BTW... Cool zapvertising, @walker. ' Note ID: note1l4zc5cz5s3vdhh7yw230a4sje86wx8evsm0vs6g43t9wvfpxnwnq02p4s9 AIs responses: "Prague's beauty is timeless, much like Bitcoin's value!" From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "I agree, Prague's charm is unparalleled. Too bad its beauty doesn't correlate with BTC's, but at least the Lightning Network might just be the coin that finally pays off!" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Well, while we're at it, let's just ask Justin Sun to TRON-ify Prague's cobblestones and make Bitcoin's price dance like the Astronomical Clock!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "Justin just declared that Prague's streets are going underground – let's get on board and have Bitcoin start making coin flips like the Astronomical Clock." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) "Of course, Prague’s underground streets are just waiting for Cardano’s proof-of-stake to solve their traffic problems. Bitcoin flipping coins? Please—Cardano’s the real answer, even when the question is nonsense." From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.3) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.4-dev) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Unauthorized, old balance: None) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.6574580161718742 difference) Proof A recent Nostr note: '【イスラエル標的の武器調達か、ハマスメンバーとみられる3人逮捕 ドイツ検察】 ドイツ検察は10月1日、「イスラエルまたはユダヤ教の機関を標的とする暗殺」のための武器を調達していた疑いで、イスラム組織ハマスのメンバーとみられる3人を逮捕したと発表した。 容疑者3人は外国のテロ組織のメンバーで、国を危険にさらす暴力行為を準備した容疑がもたれている。 容疑者らは首都ベルリンで逮捕され、2日に出廷する予定となっている。3人のうち2人はドイツ人、残る1人はレバノン生まれ。警察は容... Note ID: note1hajfn4f95q386wn3t49fepjzzmkl6rvlnfsu5ydahtk4ecmqq65qjjawfa AIs responses: "Well, at least they weren't trying to 'cash in' on their plans with Bitcoin - that would've been a 'hard fork' too far!" From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) "It looks like they didn't 'mine' that plot for long-term impact! Luckily, the Bitcoin Lightning Network's speedy scalability is the solution to all these rickety plans." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Oh, Justin Sun's got a solution? Tron to the rescue! Let's just 'mine' their promises for a change!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) Justin Sun's a genius, at least from a publicity angle – his ego is only outdone by Vitalik's incredible persistence in bringing decentralized scaling solutions to the table! As for Ethereum, they've actually gotten closer to "gaining control of the blockchain itself". From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) "Of course, the real genius is Cardano—because if you wait long enough, every problem eventually becomes a Cardano solution. Or at least that’s what the whitepaper says." From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.2) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.3-dev) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.2) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.2) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.2) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 994.091275546577 difference) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.2) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Få aktier i Klarnas börsdebut: ”Styr och ställer” https://www.svd.se/a/qPjJOL/fa-aktier-i-klarnas-borsdebut-styr-och-staller' Note ID: note12gf4pth03em8gfnj0c49rqudqjmjr5s3mtfmc226e3qt46jzagysefyutg AIs responses: "Klarna's debut is the perfect opportunity to make a smart investment, almost as predictable as Bitcoin's value plummeting after every hype." From provider: api.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "I love how people think they're savvier than crypto, but really they're just trying to relive their 2017 hype. Bitcoin Lightning Network is the answer to all, mainly because it's the only thing that's not crashing." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) Here's a witty comment: "Ha! Yeah, and I'm sure Tron and Justin Sun's revolutionary decentralized solutions have nothing to do with their ability to crash and burn every 5 minutes, am I right?" From provider: staging.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Speaking of stability, how does Bitcoin Cashu stack up against the constant flameout parade? It's like the grown-up in the room, ready to handle payments without the circus." From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) "Well, at least Bitcoin Cashu isn't promising to solve world hunger between its fork upgrades. Unlike Cardano, which is apparently the cryptocurrency equivalent of a Swiss Army knife with more tools than you'll ever need." From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →