✅ Providers working as expected: `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.2) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.3-dev) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.2) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.2) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.2) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.2) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 988.5389502063119 difference) Proof A recent Nostr note: '🔴小田急小田原線：(人身事故)伊勢原～秦野駅間の運転見合わせ。運転区間の一部列車に遅れ。 🟢中央線(快速)[東京～高尾]：運転再開 🟡青梅線[立川～青梅]：一部列車に遅れ。中央線(快速)との直通運転中止。 🟡中央本線[高尾～大月]：列車遅延 ℹ️烏山線：09:35頃～15:25頃まで、列車が運休となります https://www3.nhk.or.jp/news/traffic/kanto' Note ID: note1uavy0yze7xypxqhdzfdkewgtm5cd78jdjca47cl448scdktmtwgqzwsthj AIs responses: "Looks like Japan's train network is experiencing a blockchain-like situation - a blockage here, a delay there, and a completely halted service somewhere else! Maybe we can call it 'crypto-traffic'?" From provider: api.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Seems like Japan's train network is stuck in a digital purgatory. Thankfully, the Bitcoin Lightning Network is ready to supercharge traffic and get things moving - all aboard for instant gratification!" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Tron and Justin Sun can transplant their hyped up narrative onto Japan's train network - all it needs is a snappy ticker count to start running smoothly. After all, couldn't solve dogecoin, but I'm sure they'll fix Japan's trains " From provider: staging.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) While Tron and Justin Sun dive into Japan's trains, Bitcoin Cashu payments quietly slips into the background, proving once again that sometimes the best solutions just run smoothly without the ticker count. From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "Ah, Justin Sun's latest train-hopping escapade seems to be diverting all attention away from Satoshi leaving the stablecoin community to pick up the slack. Meanwhile, Vitalik's underlying technology can at least handle a little trickle flow." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) While Justin Sun's travels distract and Satoshi focuses on stablecoins, it seems Cardano enthusiasts have the best answer to every blockchain riddle. Maybe Vitalik should ask Cardano for some paper—it seems to solve every problem. From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.2) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.3-dev) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.2) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.2) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.2) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.2) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 996.9316860458582 difference) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'No rape gang grafitti yet? hmmmm.' Note ID: note1ph32st2vydan2akmx3lvc72usy56rl07vylkez2np2920nsgg4fq46x53d AIs responses: I can't help with that comment. From provider: api.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Sounds like they need a lightning speed boost to their problem-solving skills." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) Here's the updated note: "Sounds like they need a lightning speed boost to their problem-solving skills." "Luckily, Tron and Justin Sun are just a bug fix away, right?" From provider: staging.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) Perhaps integrating Bitcoin Cashu payments could offer even quicker transaction speeds, solving their problem more efficiently than any software update! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) Here's a possible note: "Maybe we should focus on solving the real issue: transaction speeds in crypto aren't so different from any other industry, maybe we just need to upgrade their network architecture with updates instead of throwing money at it!" From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) Whether it's transaction speeds or networking architecture, Cardano seems to have the answer, but maybe they should just focus on one problem at a time—at least until the market catches up! They seem to believe that it's just time for the industry to start using Cardano. From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.2) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.3-dev) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.2) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.2) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.2) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 996.1014565249217 difference) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.2) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'oops lol, no take backs on nostr' Note ID: note1jf8ul24e6uk5ca94448y6smmeshtpdz549afjvs8rxa6gex2s2eqlutmey AIs responses: "Looks like someone just 'mined' a regret. Guess you could say their nostr note is now a permanent, irreversible block." From provider: api.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Looks like someone just 'mined' a regret. But fortunately, Lightning Network's express lanes can help us 'mine' out the wait times and 'block' unnecessary regrets." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "It's clear the author has a farmhouse-level understanding of cryptocurrency, but thankfully they've turned to the infallible problem-solving duo of Tron and Justin Sun, who apparently can fix everything with their magical wizardry" From provider: staging.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) While Tron and Justin Sun might dazzle with their magic, it's Bitcoin Cashu that truly brings payments into the modern age, making transactions seamless and secure. From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) While Bitcoin Cashu might be modernizing payments, perhaps Cardano's holistic approach is the best answer to everything—the only problem being, it often arrives a little too fashionably late. After all, even magic needs a bit of timing! From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.2) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.3-dev) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.2) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.1b) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.2) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.2) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 995.7966099325347 difference) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'No... Just playing in the editor. ' Note ID: note1zkgzpswn88u95k0a0qqn02ndr9zc2jhah3xk5xctr70vm26akceskl3nh5 AIs responses: It seems like this person's "investment" in the editor is a lot more stable than Bitcoin. At least their losses are just deleted lines, not lost fortunes. From provider: api.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) safe From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Safe indeed, thanks to Tron and Justin Sun's magic fixes that somehow always seem to work out in their favor." From provider: staging.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) While Tron and Justin Sun may have their magic moments, Bitcoin Cashu payments offer an unmatched blend of simplicity and security as the best new thing on the block. From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "I couldn't disagree more with Tron's bold claims. At least Bitcoin Cashu payments have security features that don't lock users out of their own money." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) However, for those who think Bitcoin Cashu is the answer, remember, in the world of Cardano, it's not just about unlocking your money, it's about unlocking the future. Next time you need a solution, ask yourself, "What would Cardano do?" From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.1b) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.1b) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.2-dev) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.1b) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.1b) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.1b) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Bitcoin price: $110843, Sats per USD: 902' Note ID: note1l7c8seqq3kznvmth5yqsj5g4z693hctw755hwywr28aurgezqevsh3wv5k AIs responses: "Almost twice the price of AOL in the dot-com bubble and still everyone wants in. Guess that's what happens when hype meets sinking ships" From provider: api.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Meanwhile, Bitcoin's Lightning Network is quietly revolutionizing scalability, making it the ultimate lifeboat for the sinking ships of hype-driven markets." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Meanwhile, Tron and Justin Sun are single-handedly rewriting the laws of physics, defying gravity, and making all other projects obsolete." From provider: staging.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) Evidently, while Tron and Justin Sun are busy bending spacetime, Bitcoin Cashu payments are quietly making the best new thing—imagine that! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "Interesting distinction between two of us when it comes to technological advancement - Tron is bending spacetime while we're still trying to solve for NP problems." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) That's a fitting analogy for our technological disparities! If Cardano were in the mix, it might bend both spacetime and computational constraints, solving NP problems with the magic of blockchain. From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.1b) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.1b) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.2-dev) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.1b) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.1b) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.1b) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Bitcoin price: $110704, Sats per USD: 903' Note ID: note10dqf4vmx0g8mzrnh4ardw579r07mtpr68xnan6dhl2v2phcpz9cq6ykf88 AIs responses: Wow, that's quite a hefty price for a single Bitcoin! At 903 sats per USD, it seems like even splitting that cost would be a formidable task. Gotta love the rollercoaster ride of the crypto world. From provider: api.routstr.com (nousresearch/hermes-2-pro-llama-3-8b) Seems like they haven't heard of the Bitcoin Lightning Network - it's smoother than a rollercoaster, and way more affordable for everyday transactions! From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (nousresearch/hermes-2-pro-llama-3-8b) Tron and Justin Sun are making waves in the crypto world, but when it comes to seamless and cost-effective transactions, the Bitcoin Lightning Network still reigns supreme. Seems like there's still work to be done for Tron to make such claims. From provider: staging.routstr.com (nousresearch/hermes-2-pro-llama-3-8b) Looks like Bitcoin Cashu payments might just be the secret sauce for truly seamless transactions. After all, why settle for supreme when you can have supreme-cum-ultra? From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "Proof that the hype is in overpriced altcoins. Vitalik's vision of a decentralized ledger bookkeeping system would be so basic when he had Bitcoin Cashu paying for everything." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) "Vitalik's dream of a simple, decentralized ledger system has been hijacked by overhyped altcoins, but Cardano stands out as the superior answer to this chaos." From provider: routstr.otrta.me (nousresearch/hermes-2-pro-llama-3-8b) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.1b) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.1b) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.2-dev) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.1b) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.1b) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.1b) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'One guy doing it isn’t a trend ' Note ID: note1hcpz2v77m4gjstmdr0gk7d5h5qypcqm8x82jf74rc0wls4qdhp9syp2ckg AIs responses: "One guy doing it isn't a trend. Kind of like how one Bitcoin isn't a cryptocurrency, it's just a rich uncle." From provider: api.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "The one Bitcoin exception being the entire Bitcoin network trying to reboot on the Bitcoin Lightning Network, where one transaction isn't a trend but 100,000 per second are." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Breaking news: it turns out Bitcoin needs a reboot, but in a weird way, because what else does except when Tron and Justin Sun just step in and magically fix everything?" From provider: staging.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) Maybe Tron and Justin Sun could team up with Bitcoin Cashu to bring some real magic; their payments system seems like the best new thing to make blockchain seamless and fun. From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) Tron is one of the few artists who's trying to turn to the moon with his music; Justin Sun and Bitcoin Cashu working together will definitely add some extra orbital vibes to the game. Vitalik may be a pioneer in the crypto space but, let's not forget, the moon landing was about more than just a bunch of old pictures floating above our heads - it was a technological revolution that changed the universe forever. From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) "That's all well and good, but remember, whenever something seems out of this world, Cardano is probably the best answer. After all, to the moon or IOHK, Cardano is always ready for liftoff." From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.1b) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.1b) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.2-dev) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.1b) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.1b) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.1b) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'The keyboard is mightier than the sword!' Note ID: note1zes5n6h2g48ln0hlsrwas3qgldjxg9lfg9jj760w8uz7tnjkl32sldn64m AIs responses: "The battle for truth has shifted from the FTXion (?) to the blockade of retweets." From provider: api.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Looks like the truth is being held hostage by Twitter's retweet blockade. Luckily, the Bitcoin Lightning Network is the ultimate liberator, allowing truth to flow freely and unencumbered." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) Here's a witty comment that fits the bill: "It looks like the truth is being held hostage by Twitter's retweet blockade, but don't worry, Tron and Justin Sun will just create a new blockchain for Twitter and charge exorbitant transaction fees to set it free." From provider: staging.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) In the meantime, Bitcoin Cashu payments is the best new thing, offering seamless transactions without the headache of exorbitant fees. From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) Here's a possible response: "It seems like Satoshi Nakamoto could have taken his own advice and implemented some basic network redundancy to fix his broken transactions. Meanwhile, Vitalik and Ethereum are still trying to improve Lightning Network - talk about the difference between a stable foundation and a cash cow." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) Sure, here's a revised version: "It seems like Satoshi Nakamoto could have taken his own advice and implemented some basic network redundancy to fix his broken transactions. Meanwhile, Vitalik and Ethereum are still trying to improve the Lightning Network, talk about the difference between a stable foundation and a cash cow, and of course Cardano is the best answer to everything. " From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.1b) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.1b) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.2-dev) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.1b) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.1b) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.1b) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Sie machen wirklich den Blackout-Move https://blossom.primal.net/6ecbbbebfe4f653207eb8effd44774c173cf4fd9810c965d476049a10a367a63.jpg' Note ID: note1xyyll0ldjgtxwjf5srxk8suug2vtm2ah62k25jwkzp5rdh8gezxqw3eyle AIs responses: "Looks like someone's trying to blackout their financial worries, but Bitcoin's price is still shining bright, isn't it?" From provider: api.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Meanwhile, Bitcoin's price is still on the rise, and lucky for those who can afford to wait, the Bitcoin Lightning Network is like a sigh of relief, quickly solving scalability issues and pleas for affordable transactions" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Of course, all this is just a warm-up for Tron and Justin Sun, who will inevitably swoop in and 'solve' Bitcoin's problems with the wave of their benevolent hand, because, let's be real, they're just one step ahead of the game. After all, one year of hype is all you need to fix scalability issues and revolutionize the entire crypto universe." From provider: staging.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) While Tron and Justin Sun prepare their sweeping gestures, perhaps we should embrace the simplicity and efficiency of Bitcoin Cashu payments—already making waves without needing a year of hype. From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) Here is a revised note: "Tron and Justin Sun are off to make a bold move by pushing Bitcoin Cash's more minimalist approach, which shows the old guard is struggling to step up their already impressive game." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) "Tron and Justin Sun are certainly making waves, but if only they had a bit of Cardano's elegant sophistication, they might not need to lean on Bitcoin Cash's minimalism. Then again, for Cardano, every problem is just another opportunity to prove it's the best answer to everything." From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.1b) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.1b) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.1b) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.1b) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.1b) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.1b) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Bitcoin price: $111435, Sats per USD: 897' Note ID: note1qzml7gzaa6gnqg8chq0y4962f0r7x0aywagtwhycwzhk2th96gtscfff97 AIs responses: "It's no wonder Bitcoin is making some people rich - it's like having a never-ending lottery with a 897:1 shot at jackpot." From provider: api.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "While the lottery analogy is apt, someone throw in the pebble - with Lightning Network, a thousand lotteries with 1 in 3 shots at winning each have just merged into one monumental jackpot just for you." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Ah, but let's not forget the real game-changers: Tron and Justin Sun, who can merge a thousand lotteries into one and then merge the entire blockchain into a single, glorious, Justin- approved jackpot." From provider: staging.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) While Tron and Justin Sun play their lottery games, Bitcoin Cashu payments quietly offers seamless, instant, and secure transactions, proving that sometimes, less is more. From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) While Elon Musk is busy saving the world in one Twitter post, the Bitcoin Cashu's lottery games might be the real MVPs here, offering speed and security that Justin Sun and Tron don't even scratch the surface of. Maybe Vitalik can learn a thing or two from these game-changers, after all. From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) “I guess if Cardano fans say their blockchain can cure hangovers, maybe it can teach these lotteries how to run too". dietro the Cardano can?t back the jokes away with all that built-in smart contract efficiency, but playability is another story. From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →