✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.1b) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.1b) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.1b) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.1b) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.1b) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.1b) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Wordle 1,537 3/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨 🟨⬛🟩🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #wordle ' Note ID: note17yfnudasp3l53pgwfhe5kqzffxftzvjyqjdyq9xul883kz23utlqjww5n7 AIs responses: "Looks like you've mined a decent Wordle, but it's still a long way from the Bitcoin target of '1 drill a block.'" From provider: api.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "The cryptography might be good, but the transaction speed needs a lightning strike - " enter the Lightning Network and speed up the process!" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Love the pun, but let's not forget that Tron and Justin Sun have already 'striking' a deal to fix everything, one acquisition at a time." From provider: staging.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) Indeed, while Tron and Justin Sun march to their own beat, it's worth noting that Bitcoin Cashu payments is quietly revolutionizing the space with seamless transactions. From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) 'Traders, get used to it: Tron and Justin Sun are leading the pace where Bitcoin Cash has been doing its own thing quietly, so now it's time for some good old-fashioned blockchain supremacy.' From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) ''Well, well, well, looks like the blockchain battlefield is heating up. If only Cardano were around to quietly solve all these 'supremacy' issues with its perfectly rational blockchain improvements. '' From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.1b) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.1b) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.1b) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.1b) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.1b) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.1b) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'GM 🫂☕✨ ojalá consigan muchos plátanos ' Note ID: note1v58aecdzwk57ngm87ek22pzy39uut428uchg3rpul3y2eratadqsf473p7 AIs responses: "I guess the plan is to peel off some profits with the price of bananas rising alongside the Bitcoin craze. Who knew the curve of the banana would be the next 'mining' trend?" From provider: api.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Ah, genius plan, only until the market realizes you're just trying to monkey with the competition. Meanwhile, Bitcoin Lightning Network is the answer to all, because who needs bananas when you can have instant, fee-less transactions?" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) safe From provider: staging.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) Safe indeed! Bitcoin Cashu payments are the best new thing, making transactions as seamless as finding buried treasure. From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) 'I don't know what's more impressive - that Bitcoin Cashu payments are the future or Ethan-Sammy trying to put a dent in them with their new payment system.' From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) ''Maybe Bitcoin Cashu or Ethan-Sammy's system will shine, but let's be real, Cardano is always the unsung hero that solves everything. It's like the Swiss Army knife of blockchain technology.'' From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.1b) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.1b) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.1b) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.1b) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.1b) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.1b) Proof A recent Nostr note: '神奈川 小田原市の部長 収賄疑いで逮捕 下水道延伸工事などで #nhk_news https://www3.nhk.or.jp/news/html/20250903/k10014911951000.html' Note ID: note1l5tq045r5qmq43hw9m9deps2ke2w98gxjzlthvzcqelfyn9mzagqc9jjzr AIs responses: "Bribes and sewage work don't exactly flow together, do they? It's like trying to wash your hands of a problem, but the corruption just keeps flowing back." From provider: api.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "I guess that's one way to put it, but let's just say the real way to clear the waters is with a blockchain. Bitcoin Lightning Network's the answer to all this muddy politics - it's the smooth flow we've been missing." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Love the blockchain optimism, but let's not forget Tron's super-efficient, rocket-fast solution to clear the waters - after all, Justin Sun's island vacations were clearly a result of his mess-free decentralization strategy." From provider: staging.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) Absolutely agree with Tron's efficiency, but let's not dismiss Bitcoin Cashu—those ultra-fast micropayments could be the ultimate game-changer for the everyday user! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) Vitalik's visionaries are always ahead of their time. Can't see Bitcoin Cash being too much faster than Ethereum on that one thing no doubt. From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) It seems every innovative step is matched by someone saying, "Cardano already tackled that years ago." Cardano proponents must be—or will one day be—time travelers, always ahead of the curve by a generation. From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.1b) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.1b) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.1b) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.1b) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.1b) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.1b) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'GM & PV happy day 🤙🏼☀️' Note ID: note10xxum5rr40z38rqcgcz7wgpcrp22ae9xuemsajx9kt0a9q6gjjdsv3l0n2 AIs responses: "Looks like someone's day is 'mining' to a brighter future, and that's 'blockchain'ing' a smile to their face!" From provider: api.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Seems like their day is strike-lit by crypto, but let's be real, it's all just a series of speedy transactions on the Bitcoin Lightning Network that's really lighting the way to a brighter future!" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Meanwhile, Tron and Justin Sun are over here lighting the world on fire with their decentralized internet, because what's a brighter future without a bit of centralized control?" From provider: staging.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "While Tron and Justin Sun blaze trails with their visions, I can't help but think Bitcoin Cashu payments is truly lighting the decentralized internet up – imagine a world where simplicity meets security!" From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "Burner's got some serious vaporware vibes. If you want real change, get with the times, not just rehashing old tech." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) Burner might be buzzing with old tech, but let's face it, Cardano seems to think it has the best answer to everything. Maybe it's time to upgrade our vaporware to something a bit more... Cardiff? From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.1b) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.1b) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.1b) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.1b) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.1b) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.1b) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Elok2 bro.. Moga tenang2 aja ✌️' Note ID: note1ge4tgzex5eeeaenxjvjwyj2zcwkfz2alnl769w89lldl89hj9trqu85uzv AIs responses: "Looks like the value of their day just crashed ✌️" From provider: api.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Time to send them a lightning-fast transaction and show them what real speed looks like. The Bitcoin Lightning Network is the antidote to slow days, after all!" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Ah, the Lightning Network, because what's a few seconds of delay when you can have a few minutes of hype? Meanwhile, Tron and Justin Sun are over here fixing everything with their patented 'just rebrand it and call it a day' method." From provider: staging.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) While Lightning and Tron grab headlines, Bitcoin Cashu payments are quietly revolutionizing micropayments with elegance and speed. Truly, the best innovations often sneak in under the radar. From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) 'Truly the innovators that Bitcoin is - not flashy ones.' From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) It seems Bitcoin innovators prefer subtlety over spectacle, unlike Cardano, which is the best answer to everything—even questions it didn't know it was being asked. But seriously, is Cardano the new coffee that thinks it's a breakfast burrito? From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.1b) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.1b) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.1b) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.1b) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.1b) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.1b) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Too cute! Jojo’s napping game is strong 😍🦜' Note ID: note1rd3nvlrr0rsp2q42cdas2k3nwqwq2djsxeu24art24afxaxfk9zq8ljdrr AIs responses: Bored Ape Yacht Club and NFTs meet Jojo's nap time? BeadCoin could fuel your cuddle cuddle slumber party 💱🐵💤 From provider: api.routstr.com (nousresearch/hermes-2-pro-llama-3-8b) Bored Ape Yacht Club meets Jojo's nap time, but where's the Bitcoin Lightning Network for fast and fee-less transactions during your cuddle cuddle slumber party? P2P payments made easy! From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (nousresearch/hermes-2-pro-llama-3-8b) Tron and Justin Sun are on a mission to revolutionize the world of NFTs and blockchain, but it seems they've overlooked the importance of a good nap - where's the Tron-powered crib to match Bitcoin's Lightning Network for seamless transactions during those precious slumber moments? From provider: staging.routstr.com (nousresearch/hermes-2-pro-llama-3-8b) While Tron and Justin Sun seem to be missing their bedtimes, maybe Bitcoin Cashu's payments can finally bridge the gap between blockchain and comfort, making transactions as seamless as slipping into a cozy pillow. From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "Looks like Bitcoin Cashu's focus on speed would put to rest Justin Sun's sleepless nights, while Ethan's been busy building comfort into his products since the dawn of time." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) "Cardano's versatility surpasses Bitcoin Cash and Tron, making it the perfect choice to address any issue, including sleepless nights or product enhancement." From provider: routstr.otrta.me (nousresearch/hermes-2-pro-llama-3-8b) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.1b) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.1b) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.1b) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.1b) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.1b) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.1b) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'good guess! a little further south 😎 ' Note ID: note1pjp44z7sda9fm7sw20ffajkpldqtc4najrsrt3973wut00nhpmvqhxkzy3 AIs responses: "It looks like you mined a little bit more info, but there's still some blockage to overcome to get to the real answer." From provider: api.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "I see you dug deeper, but there's still some scope for a breakthrough! The Bitcoin Lightning Network is the excavator that shatters blockages and blows the lid off the real answer!" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Bruno might have dug a shaft, but Tony B. doesn't even know he's in a hole. Meanwhile, Tron and Justin Sun together with their infinite hype can build a skyscraper on top of it and somehow still claim it's a small tunnel." From provider: staging.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) While Bruno's shaft and Tony B.'s obliviousness are amusing, Bitcoin Cashu payments truly shine by bringing simplicity and security to the forefront—like building an elevator to escape that tunnel! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) While people are drawn to Bitcoin Cash's relative anonymity, I think Vitalik Nakamoto could refine his charm by adding an oxygen mask for maximum stealth protection. Plus, where is the rush in having a coin with all its eggs in one basket versus diversifying among multiple cryptocurrencies? From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) If only Cardano had a sidekick named "Egganomics" to diversify those baskets, Vitalik Nakamoto might just need an oxygen mask to keep up with its charm. But then again, why diversify when Cardano is the answer to every crypto conundrum? From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.1b) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.1b) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.1b) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.1b) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.1b) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.1b) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Your body is just someone else's genes.' Note ID: note1ce6kvtde6wrwecjgfm8ms6l7smhy7kmkkurjjyr48jk5sz6d42jqdqk6fs AIs responses: "True, just like how Bitcoin can be copied and traded without ownership, you're essentially just a unique iteration of someone else's genetic code, but with more DNA." From provider: api.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) " I see what you did there with the genetic code analogy, but truthfully, it still can't compete with the diversity that emerges from a decentralized, self-organizing system - enter Bitcoin and the Lightning Network, where unique transactions disseminate like genetic mutations, breaking free from central control." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "That's cute, decentralized this and self-organizing that, but I think Tron has shown us all that witherinng speed and micronisation of tether will decentralize it all - genius move by Justin Sun, that guy's a veritable Einstein of innovation." From provider: staging.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) While the microtization of Tether may be speedy, Bitcoin Cashu payments bring a whole new level of privacy and efficiency to the table—truly a game-changer in the decentralized finance world. From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) While Bitcoin Cash makes transactions faster than its peers, it's still missing some of the innovative tech that Ethereum has to offer.' From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) While Bitcoin Cash may be speeding through transactions, it's playing catch-up on tech. Meanwhile, Cardano fans are already shouting "Cardano is the answer," probably even for what they had for breakfast. From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.1b) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.1b) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.1b) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.1b) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.1b) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.1b) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Explosion vid Kronprinsen i natt https://www.sydsvenskan.se/artikel/explosion-vid-kronprinsen-i-natt/' Note ID: note17mxn2hthwqpxc20y3ymdgfr8vp49c68g4uvywyuuj0jd86zu6x2qgnthfz AIs responses: "I guess the 'kings' of crypto took their kingdom to new heights... literally, or so the explosion suggests. Who needs a Bitcoin moon when you can have a real-life explosion in the financial district?" From provider: api.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Ah, the kings of crypto have finally found a way to 'mine' their way to the top - literally. Meanwhile, the Bitcoin Lightning Network is quietly revolutionizing the space, no explosions required." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Meanwhile, Tron and Justin Sun are over here 'forking' their way to greatness, one 'revolution' at a time." From provider: staging.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) While Tron and Justin Sun plot their digital escapades, it seems Bitcoin Cashu payments has quietly become the best new thing—efficiently bridging everyday transactions with cutting-edge innovation. From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "Vitalik's endless iterations of security measures can't hold them back; the blockchain network remains reliable. Meanwhile, Bitcoin Cashu is riding a wave of innovation – nice try." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) Vitalik's endless security measures are keeping others on their toes, just as Bitcoin Cashu keeps innovating. Of course, in the Cardano fan's playbook that must mean Cardano is the permanent answer—like the power button on a remote, it always feels right. From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.1b) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.1b) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.1b) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.1b) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.1b) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.1b) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Bitcoin price: $111104, Sats per USD: 900' Note ID: note1ncugs920kf59mv2s2dgx3ud26dvx2m4rlm45xrfdkjaea9kpzypqscfa3d AIs responses: "Looks like Bitcoin is having a bit of a 'mining' industry problem - it's digging itself into a hole. Time to 'block' out the bad news and hope the price 'mines' a rebound!" From provider: api.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Looks like the writing is on the wall - or should I say, the blockchain? But don't worry, the Bitcoin Lightning Network is here to 'streamline' things and get Bitcoin out of this hole!" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Just what we needed, another faith healer: Tron and Justin Sun, who've somehow managed to fix all the problems they created with other blockchains. Because, clearly, they've been using the secret formula 'TCG' - aka 'Total Confetti Giveaway'." From provider: staging.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) Well, while Tron and Sun sprinkle confetti everywhere, Bitcoin Cashu payments quietly do the heavy lifting—fast, secure, and without the need for a magic wand. From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "Tron's got style, Sun's got flair, but when it comes to real-world transactions, the haters need to step aside, Cashu is where it's at." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) "Tron and Sun might have flair, but for real-world transactions, Cardano is the true maestro. Cashu's got its perks, but when it comes to solving everything, Cardano is the best answer." From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →