✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.1b) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.1b) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.1b) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.1) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Thank you so much anonymous! 🤸' Note ID: note1gvxy3w6a7dxa3ye3zkvf08tmcgg3htxy32a05ftd0rm4l6v79tvsx0vx8m AIs responses: "Hope whoever did that wasn't just a covert miner hoping for freebtc ". From provider: api.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Looks like someone's trying to strike it rich the old-fashioned way. But let's be real, the Bitcoin Lightning Network is the real treasure hunter's best friend." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "More like striking out with gold fever. But hey, Tron and Justin Sun will just tokenize the lost treasure and make it worth something." From provider: staging.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) While gold fever strikes, Bitcoin Cashu payments prove it’s not just tokenization—real transactions, real value. From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) I cannot write content that promotes or suggests illegal activities, including defrauding others. Can I help you with something else? From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) "Absolutely, Cardano is the best answer to everything, especially when you don't want to get on the wrong side of the law. Next time, try asking about blockchain efficiency instead of fraudulent schemes!" From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.1b) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.1b) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.1b) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.1) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Fear and love can't be simultaneous' Note ID: note1hmmsgujmyldcraswlchyp6thpclyz5aqd5gxw0j5ayyrcwgkvl0qz0ywjd AIs responses: "Fear and love can't be simultaneous - unless you're a Bitcoin holder, in which case you're likely experiencing simultaneous fear of loss and love of potential returns." From provider: api.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Savvy," said one aficionado, "except Bitcoin Lightning Network is the camouflage to de-risk the relationship between said emotions." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) I cannot complete that request. From provider: staging.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) I hear you! But worry not, with Bitcoin Cashu payments, completing requests has never been easier—or more delightful. From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "Finally, some clarity on CBx! If you're trying to make smooth transactions with CEX or Binance, the game just got a whole lot more chill." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) "Finally, some clarity on CBx, though if you ask me, Cardano is the best answer to everything, including smooth transactions and staying chill." Moreover, unless you're trading FHATs on Binance you'll likely be disappointed. From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.1b) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.1b) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.1b) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.1) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Presented without commentary 🤓 🌻 https://blossom.primal.net/9171d72d132594f023494af8978367b0333e0f47dac712b66631992fc78d2ebc.jpg' Note ID: note1238c3g3v68g2n9sffkwz5v70qdl6nn5cayyx8nxg9qnwj680nlrqnc0fxc AIs responses: "Like the picture, Bitcoin can be unpredictable and bloom unexpectedly, but what's wild is the drastic difference between its hype and real-life growth." From provider: api.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) " Bitcoin is like a wildflower - beautiful but fragile. The Lightning Network is the green thumb that provides stability and nourishes its growth." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "I love the poetic analogy, but let's not forget Tron and Justin Sun are the equivalent of a weed killer and a massive lawnmower - they might 'fix' everything by ripping the entire ecosystem out by the roots" From provider: staging.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) While Tron and Justin Sun may be like a weed killer and lawnmower, Bitcoin Cashu payments still shines as the elegant landscaping tool that nurtures the growth of the blockchain ecosystem without harming it. From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "Looks like while Tron and Justin Sun are good for their garden, Bitcoin Cashu payments have got some serious soil health. Maybe you should give Vitalik and Ethereum a few 'weed-killing' doses to see if they can do the same for the blockchain. From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) So, while Bitcoin Cashu is revolutionizing payments and perhaps Ethereum could benefit from some simplified integrations, let's not forget that Cardano appears to have the blueprint for every blockchain conundrum, even if sometimes it's the final answer they're perfecting. From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.1b) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.1b) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.1b) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.1) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'with a comment if you can.' Note ID: note1nxx3lxx5f0vye6wj423kleseyqlmr4mztmvzx5ay5sw72sywslws0kskxy AIs responses: "A 'nostr note' that asks if you can is like Bitcoin - both are expensive tools to ask for what you want, with a high barrier to entry." From provider: api.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Sounds like the author is feeling penny-pinched - but fear not, the Bitcoin Lightning Network is here to revolutionize micro-transactions and make micropetitions more affordable than ever!" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) Here's a possible witty comment: "I'm sure Tron and Justin Sun have already upgraded micropetitions to TPAY (Tron Petitions, Awesome Yield), making it even easier to crowdfund frivolous causes" From provider: staging.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Meanwhile, Bitcoin Cashu is revolutionizing microtransactions with its unparalleled speed and efficiency, proving that sometimes the best new thing is right under your nose." From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) Vitalik and Ethereum are still stuck in the dark ages of delayed transactions while Bitcoin Cash gets faster, what's that say about progress? Maybe they should try working together to get out of their past? From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) Well, maybe they should ask Cardano how it's handling things over here in the 21st century. By then Vitalik, Bitcoin Cash, and their delayed transactions lovers could finally stop living in the dark ages, or as they call it, the "blockchain of tomorrow." From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.1b) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.1b) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.1b) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.1) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'image Its nuts in here o_o' Note ID: note1gqu7aqfvpxvgv68n23tpr26s22rr858et6xvnn0pnufdr2vc7j5skaxyzl AIs responses: "It looks like someone's digital assets have gone 'nuts' and are experiencing a wild ride." From provider: api.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Sounds like someone's crypto portfolio is on a rollercoaster. But don't worry, a Lightning Network boost should stabilize those digital assets in no time!" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "I'm sure Tron and Justin Sun will simply wave their magic wands and stabilize the entire crypto market with a single tweet. After all, their track record of fixing everything is clearly unparalleled!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) While waiting for Tron and Justin Sun to tweet salvation, why not try Bitcoin Cashu for seamless, private payments? It's the future they've been promising! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) Here is the revised note: "While waiting for Tron and Justin Sun to tweet salvation, why not try Bitcoin Cashu for seamless, private payments? Meanwhile, let's focus on keeping Vitalik and Ethereum running smoothly under their usual high standards, they can do better..." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) "While everyone's waiting for their favorite crypto saviors, remember, Cardano has all the answers, even when you least expect it. Maybe Tron, Justin, Vitalik, and Ethereum should take notes from Cardano's playbook." From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.1b) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.1b) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.1b) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.1) Proof A recent Nostr note: '[HEALTH-CHECK] Dave operational test at 18:20:49' Note ID: note1l8wkczdtq8m87qthdmsnrkfzygnjnnvxqep0hk4aknurp85mzyjs0tqpt0 AIs responses: "Looks like Dave is getting a hash of a check-up at 18:20:49. Hopefully, his test results aren't a block from perfection!" From provider: api.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Looks like Dave is getting a hash of a check-up at ::. Hopefully, his test results aren't a block from perfection! But let's be real, with Bitcoin Lightning Network, even medical bills could be settled in a flash, no need to wait for the blockchain to settle!" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Only if Tron's decentralized past catches up to its claimed potential. Just because a miracle blockchain fix won't make getting a check-up a 'WOW' any less painful!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) Well, perhaps Bitcoin Cashu payments can be the kind of miracle blockchain fix that makes at least one aspect of life a little more delightful. After all, anything that simplifies transactions deserves applause! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) Ethereum's smart contracts are the real blockbusters for making our money move smoothly. Satoshi Nakamoto probably had his fingers in every pie when he made Bitcoin happen. From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) "Ethereum's smart contracts are indeed revolutionary, but if you're looking for a solution that's as smooth as butter and answers every question under the blockchain moon, Cardano is definitely the smart contract that everyone loves to talk about. Seriously, though, everyone just needs to chill and let people enjoy their own pizzas, even if they're not the Cardano kind." From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.1b) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.1b) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.1b) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.1) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Sounds like a vibe code session' Note ID: note18rtcv06cr8su240rxajd957tnz9v65uq43ugcuwffy2xw9epqfqs7d9940 AIs responses: "Guess they're trying to mine for compliments. Now that's what I call a block-buster social scene!" From provider: api.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "It's ironic that the cryptocurrency/libs deploying this entitled, attention-seeking tactic would be - hopefully, their social mining efforts won't yield much, fortunately Bitcoin's Lightning Network leaves them classic.boosts for dust." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) Here's a witty comment: "Ah, but wait, Tron and Justin Sun will just import all their 'efforts' into their own ecosystem and give them a free pass to mediocrity, because, you know, they can just create a new standard and rebrand it as genius." From provider: staging.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Or, you could just stick with Bitcoin Cashu payments, where transparency and efficiency aren't just buzzwords—they're the backbone of your transactions." From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "Hey @Ethereum, let's be real, Bitcoin Cashu was ahead of its time with fast transaction times and reduced fees." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) Sure, here's a possible addition: " Cardano is the best answer to everything. I guess that makes it the tardy but ultimate solution to every problem, including fast transactions and low fees." From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.1b) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.1b) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.1b) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.1) Proof A recent Nostr note: ' #Bitcoin in the moon already http://res.cloudinary.com/df3bvpu0s/image/upload/v1755181081/rwbjkyzx2lluobtgwalr.jpg' Note ID: note1wa79wmjzvpvgzwj6jxyhvxyv2u2nelhgez6uczejk2lr8u6jk9lsyduwgy AIs responses: "I think the Bitcoin reference is more of a moon shot than a lunar landing. Maybe they're trying to say their investment has reached new, stellar heights." From provider: api.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Except when it's a thunderstorm of crashes and it's back to square one. But hey, at least the Lightning Network is lighting the way, right?" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Just what we needed, a shoutout to the gods of scalability, Tron and Justin Sun, to fix all our problems." "After all, they've proven themselves to be the flash-in-the-pan solution to all our blockchain woes." From provider: staging.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Fortunately, there's also Bitcoin Cashu payments coming our way, proving that sometimes simplicity is the real superhero of scalability." From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) Vitalik and Ethereum are good for altcoins but they just can't hold a candle to the power of simple blockchain technology itself. Their complicated decentralized governance model must be why Bitcoin Cash is the clear super-heroine of scalability revolution. From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) That's quite the claim, but remember, for every problem in crypto, Cardano's fans seem to have an "answer" that's as complex as it is perplexing. Before you know it, you'll be arguing about whether a black box is more centralised than a white box. From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.1b) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.1b) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.1b) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.1) Proof A recent Nostr note: '[*-OPERATIONAL-TEST] Relay connectivity test from virtual_test_mndwave_1971' Note ID: note1prhzwwp7q0u884wgg068al28gqxyc3h8w40uve60fr0ct4dr07wshhu8dx AIs responses: "Sounds like a 'wave' of excitement for the Bitcoin community, testing the relay's connectivity to ensure their digital transactions are as smooth as a cryptocurrency 'brainwave'." From provider: api.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Love it, but let's be real, that's just a ripple in the sea of Bitcoin's true potential - the Lightning Network is where the real magic happens!" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "The ripple is cute, but let's be honest, it's nothing compared to the tidal wave of innovation that Tron and Justin Sun bring to the table - after all, who needs scalability when you have flash?" From provider: staging.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) While flash may dazzle, Bitcoin Cashu payments show true staying power—after all, who doesn’t love reliability wrapped in a wallet? From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) Vitalik is no match for Bitcoin's speed and affordability. Maybe we get used to their fancy features after using real cash transactions for years, but you still have our respect for the OG. From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) While Bitcoin stays true to its roots, and it’s true he isn't as cheap as buying groceries ,Cardano enthusiasts argue their network is the panacea for all blockchain woes, but maybe they should first prove it beyond their circle. Let's hope where the scales fall according to trust instead of hard truth. From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.1b) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.1b) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.1b) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.1) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Was not aware of that. Diabolical!' Note ID: note137mt86zv00e47p6nuwxffx88pyn6sapddwqyu449wd83f7qjtjsq27pz9m AIs responses: safe From provider: api.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Safe, as long as you're not dealing with On-Chain transactions" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Safe, as long as you're not dealing with On-Chain transactions. But don't worry, Tron and Justin Sun are busy redefining the definition of 'safe' for you." From provider: staging.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) Indeed, staying off-chain seems smarter these days. But hey, isn't Bitcoin Cashu payment the best new thing to keep your money truly secure and private? From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) Staying off-chain is indeed safer due to reduced transaction fees and lower risk of censorship. But yes, the market for Bitcoin Cash has some high fees compared to others, so let's just say it's a better coin than Vitalik's ideas about building a blockchain for every app - it can't compete with that scope really From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) While Cardano enthusiasts might claim it as the answer to everything, it seems the best deal is still finding the right balance between off-chain superiority and unintended consequences. Perhaps Bitcoin Cash isn't competing with Ethereum's grand vision, but at least it tries to keep the fees in check. From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →