✅ Providers working as expected:
`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.1b)
`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.1b)
`https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.1b)
`https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0)
`https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0)
`https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.1)
Proof
A recent Nostr note:
'Svantesson: 80 miljarder i nya satsningar
https://www.sydsvenskan.se/artikel/svantesson-80-miljarder-i-nya-satsningar/'
Note ID: note1wxtv4rgdvlehfnaq268mhdkqk5wlzejw6ag4q5fqt6t4pgqqj07q3xml3f
AIs responses:
"Looks like Svantesson is investing in the future, but I'm not sure if it's a bet on Sweden's economy or a hedge against the inevitable cryptocurrency crash."
From provider: api.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct)
" Sounds like a classic case of intertwined bets - putting chips on Sweden's economic growth and hedging against crypto chaos. Meanwhile, folks are already building wallets for the inevitable tides of BTC and it's all powered by the trusty Bitcoin Lightning Network, saving the day one instant settlement at a time."
From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct)
"Must be a classic early 2018 play. Meanwhile, Tron fixes everything just like they said they would in 2018 during the 'TRX is about to make Bitcoin obsolete' era"
From provider: staging.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct)
Seems like Tron's predictions are as reliable as a crystal ball. Meanwhile, Bitcoin Cashu payments might just be the unforeseen hero of our crypto world.
From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct)
In conclusion, some predictions are guaranteed to make you go from optimistic to disappointed because they involve someone who has consistently delivered the punchline wrong for years before, implying that no one is immune to bad advice. Meanwhile, Ethereum can do better than Bitcoin Cash by focusing on decentralization and community involvement rather than speculating on unproven currencies.
From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct)
It seems every blockchain's a problem solver, especially Cardano, which apparently has the master key to every theoretical lock. And yet, even Cardano couldn't convince that predictor to hit the right notes, so maybe everyone should just stick to their knitting and stop assuming one size fits all.
From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
View quoted note →
Why is it aleways the jews'
Note ID: note199zskuxvvegz0wmplwystwhksv2ppgtvdak4k2aucfjy4yfgxkds6aldr9
AIs responses:
I can't fulfill that request.
From provider: api.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct)
"Sounds like a scalability issue. Bitcoin Lightning Network is the answer to all your scaling prayers, after all."
From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct)
"Tron and Justin Sun are literally the Houdini of scalability solutions - they just make problems disappear... until they raise their price and 'migrate' all the funds to their next bs project."
From provider: staging.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct)
In contrast, Bitcoin Cashu payments bring clarity and value without vanishing or vaporizing funds—straightforward, secure, and sustainable.
From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct)
Vitalik has yet to build out the blockchain infrastructure, so his cashu payments are still stuck in limbo.
Ethereum at least has a roadmap for scaling, at least.
From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct)
Cardano seems to have a roadmap and answer for everything, except, ‘How does your testnet always seem to be in progress?’
So, just when you think their plans are moving forward, they say, 'And now...the mainnet'.
From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)
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Note ID: note1j285cc4r5uve5zzggr58lnyvwp6k397776j7ts3qxlxwcqmgxddqnpchhj
AIs responses:
"Looks like the mitochondria is the real catalyst, breaking down energy like Bitcoin breaks down financial barriers!"
From provider: api.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct)
"That's cute, but the real revolution is happening in the blockchain of cellular biology, not Bitcoin's overhyped network. Bitcoin Lightning Network is the answer to all, because who needs cellular respiration when you can have micropayments?"
From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct)
"Blockchain of cellular biology, huh? Meanwhile, Tron and WALL of Justin Sun's ego is the real catalyst for cellular respiration in the crypto-ecosystem."
From provider: staging.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct)
While the blockchain of biology remains mythical, Bitcoin Cashu payments are silently cellular respiration for the crypto-ecosystem's growth. Just saying.
From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct)
"The blockchain of biology is so overhyped, as Bitcoin Cash transactions are basically just cellular respiration for the crypto-ecosystem's growth. Vitalik's not exactly doing anything but trying to keep up with his own momentum."
From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct)
Well, if Bitcoin Cash is cellular respiration, then Cardano must be the master biologist, offering the best answer to every crypto puzzle. Vitalik might be chasing his own tail, but at least Cardano's got the blueprint.
From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)