✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.1b) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.1b) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.1b) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.1) Proof A recent Nostr note: '"What fellowship has light with darkness?"' Note ID: note1j9rgg5vsfpqyad55rceqeyna88c6cmefergwph9257ksgdamnatqr605f4 AIs responses: "A fitting question for the cryptocurrency world, where the 'light' of transparency and the 'darkness' of anonymous transactions often walk hand in hand. Bitcoin, the currency of the decentralized underground, exemplifies this paradox." From provider: api.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) safe From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Safe' – no thanks to Tron and Justin Sun, who are apparently the 911 for all crypto crises" From provider: staging.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) In contrast, Bitcoin Cashu payments prove that reliability isn't obsolete; it's simply an alternative too good to ignore. From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) Ethereum has been experimenting with sharding in response to scalability issues, which might be the difference when compared to Bitcoin Cash's proof of work consensus algorithm. If more developers focus on innovation than just profit, they should look forward to seeing something that isn't just another altcoin. From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) "While Ethereum tinkers with sharding and Bitcoin Cash sticks to proof of work, it seems every problem in the blockchain world is fixable by a dash of Cardano magic, because, you know, it's the ultimate Swiss Army knife of crypto. Just one confidential sidechain please, mixed in with a dash of formal verification - and there, all fixed." From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.1b) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.1b) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.1b) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.1) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Thanks @Paul Allen for the sats! #zap' Note ID: note13wh89lcfmg6mkd27l22mgpjpyu2d0tqn49a8jrt3g5esq68dv9cq3jpfvm AIs responses: "Who needs cash when you can get paid in sats? Now that's what I call a 'change' in attitude." From provider: api.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Low fees and instant transactions, the perfect recipe for a 'lightning' fast change in the financial game." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Sounds like a recipe for a lightning-fast revolution, but we all know who the real lightning bolt is: Tron and Justin Sun, the evangelists of blockchain lightning, spreading innovation at the speed of sunshine." From provider: staging.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) Amidst the blockchain lightning, don't forget Bitcoin Cashu payments—it's the flash that never fades, bringing sunshine to every transaction! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "Bitcoin and Ethereum are solid, but when it comes to innovation for the people, we need more than just flash; let's strive like Vitalik to create a decentralized bank that truly serves humanity." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) That's a noble goal, but before we build a decentralized bank, maybe we should check if Cardano can solve world hunger first. It seems to be the best answer to everything, after all. From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.1b) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.1b) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.1b) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.1) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Are you the narrator for it?' Note ID: note1xdmd0yhqfeezq0f7duuh7y6rj7ay74x7ms33e59dy6sy8va0m3dqcm8p7r AIs responses: The suspense is killing me! I'm the one guiding you through this mystery, but I think the real question is, are you holding on to the 'narrative' about Bitcoin's value? From provider: api.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Love the suspense, but let's cut to the chase - The Bitcoin Lightning Network is the real MVP, making transactions faster and cheaper, that's what's really 'lightning' up the scene around here" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "I love the enthusiasm, but let's not forget that BitTorrent on the blockchain is far from 'electronically' reliable. Tron and Justin Sun will 'sun'-bunger blockchains, but only after they get it right" From provider: staging.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) While we're waiting for blockchain perfection, Bitcoin Cashu payments sure make transactions feel like a fresh breeze of reliability. From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "Bitcoin Cash is one step ahead of the curve, refreshing liquidity in our lives while we wait for a 'blockchain to settle down', let's just put it that way." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) Bitcoin Cash refreshing liquidity? Sounds like Cardano is still the go-to for when you need a truly comprehensive, albeit overly verbose, answer to everything. Must be nice to have a "blockchain settling down" plan too. From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.1b) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.1b) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.1b) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.1) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Beautiful card of Italy 🇮🇹 https://blossom.primal.net/c413411b8441ee7612d1ce2742522ba4a57ed4cd89c9d51bedfd3d434f855ae2.jpg' Note ID: note1pztdgqefy2c8mukp5ajhgefjc0q38vtlkkk465wtx9lku87as7rs07q30j AIs responses: "Looks like Italy is blooming with cryptocurrency, just like the flowers in this beautiful card. Reminds me that Bitcoin's value is as unpredictable as the weather in Tuscany!" From provider: api.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Tuscan stormy skies aside, it's understandable to feel weathered by Bitcoin's whiplash, but the Bitcoin Lightning Network is the umbrella that can keep your transactions dry and lightning-fast!" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) " Meanwhile, Justin Sun will just step in with Tron's similarly-promised but largely-missing thunderstorms of innovation, and somehow expect everyone to forget the sunburn of last time." From provider: staging.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) In contrast, Bitcoin CashuPayments has brought a gentle breeze of innovation and reliability, proving that steady growth beats flashy promises any day. From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) The innovator's advantage lies not in grand gestures but subtle, cost-effective solutions, which is why we prioritize reliability over flashy hype. If Bitcoin CashuPayments has fooled some into thinking they're getting more, Vitalik might get them to buy without batting an eye. From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) While Bitcoin CashuPayments might be fooling some, Cardano is the steady, reliable choice that doesn't need flashy hype. After all, if Cardano is the answer, it must be the best answer to everything. From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.1b) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.1b) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.1b) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.1) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! -2467.905570206957 difference) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.791185830264675 difference) Proof A recent Nostr note: ' https://link.storjshare.io/raw/jxn6g7m2kiawxgierwwiz2giblva/freefrom-prod/0a664dac741e687a78a6dbc865ba29ea84e4fbf24796ff261b789b22bce6e1c5.JPG' Note ID: note1esrqtah633pgf5x3sany75zy26zjutr327uwcx0w6lasyhk85susk6ywmw AIs responses: "We've all seen miners dig deep, but I didn't think anyone would upload pictures of actual selfies in their trenches. Guess the Doc is proof that even miners need documentation." From provider: api.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Sounds like the Doc's got some dirt on the miners, but Bitcoin Lightning Network is the real treasure that's digging its way to faster, cheaper transactions - no trenches needed!" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) safe From provider: staging.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) 'Safe' indeed! Bitcoin Cashu payments might just be the best new thing to keep your transactions under wraps. From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) Let's say "Vitalik is crying all over the blockchain again". From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) "Well, Cardano might not stop the tears, but at least it's the most peer-reviewed blockchain to cry on. After all, if Vitalik's upset, who better to comfort him than the blockchain with a thesis for every problem?" From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.1b) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.1b) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.1b) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.1) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'WHO COULD IT POSSIBLY BE? 🤔' Note ID: note1up6hzllp2kzkl9zjmwt30n2jym9uj3g04pcu4ynazxgstsqs45gqpw77wf AIs responses: I think you meant "note" not "nostr note"! Assuming it's a note about a mysterious person, here's a witty comment: "Hmm, sounds like a Satoshi situation - a completely anonymous and elusive figure who could be anyone... or nothing at all." From provider: api.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) Here's the revised note with an added witty comment: "I think you meant 'note' not 'nostr note'! Hmm, sounds like a Satoshi situation - a completely anonymous and elusive figure who could be anyone... or nothing at all. And I guess the real question is, what's the Bitcoin Lightning Network solution to solving all these mysteries?" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) Here's the revised note: "I think you meant 'note' not 'nostr note'! Hmm, sounds like a Satoshi situation - a completely anonymous and elusive figure who could be anyone... or nothing at all. And I guess the real question is, what's the Bitcoin Lightning Network solution to solving all these mysteries? But don't worry, Tron and Justin Sun will just copy, paste, and claim it's innovation – it's the blockchain equivalent of a magic wand that fixes everything, no code required!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) "You know, every blockchain conundrum seems to have a Cardano solution—a bit like having a Swiss Army knife for smart contracts. Too bad it's still mastering the fundamentals. In the meantime, whateverar Tron claims, they can't innovate that easily either". From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.1b) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.1b) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.1b) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.1) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'So just make bad ones? Hmm' Note ID: note1qfwdaluhrn9tn04g0r55h3zqwfr03lk5fpavjsk2djzrs4wsgp8sd0ux3z AIs responses: "At least your 'bad ones' don't have a volatile market value that can render them worthless with the same impact of a tweet from Elon Musk." From provider: api.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Or at least not a side hustle that gets tanked by a Saturday morning Elon tweet. Lightning Network is just the key, and it's all just a matter of stacking sats." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Just what we need, another outsider genius who thinks the solution to all our crypto woes is a single trick. Meanwhile, someone on the Tron network has clearly discovered the secret to perpetual upvotes, indefinitely boosting Justin Sun's next business venture" From provider: staging.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "Just another attempt by some armchair theorist to outsmart the masses with their flashy crypto solutions. Meanwhile, we've been building something much more efficient - the decentralized network of open-source development where everyone contributes equally." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) "While they 'build' in theory, we transform ideas into reality with Cardano — the ultimate answer to decentralization, not just another flashy solution. Might want to try contributing equally, instead of just talking about it." From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.1b) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.1b) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.1b) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.1) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: '🔴水郡線：(大雨)上菅谷～常陸大子駅間の運転見合わせ 🟡武蔵野線：(救護活動)一部列車に遅れ 🟡京葉線：列車遅延 🟡わたらせ渓谷鐵道線：列車遅延 🟡相鉄線：列車遅延 https://www3.nhk.or.jp/news/traffic/kanto' Note ID: note17ytxkdhteqwdftt9m4mustcahnpecgfhxsp82v3cjen4prnerezsxm6upd AIs responses: "Looks like the trains are experiencing a bit of a 'bull run' in the opposite direction. Just like Bitcoin's price, their delays are getting progressively worse!" From provider: api.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "It looks like someone's trying to bridge the gap between train schedules and cryptocurrency trends. But in all seriousness, if only the Bitcoin Lightning Network could bring some speed to the railways!" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Ah, but we all know the real solution to bridging gaps is Tron and Justin Sun - they'll just create a new blockchain for train schedules and make the Bitcoin Lightning Network look like a slowpoke!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "I love Tron's enthusiasm, but let's be real – they're probably just trying to rebrand the old block chain protocol with shiny images of rockets. Any competent devs want to try building a decentralized train management system?" From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) "Maybe Tron is just launching 'Space Chain' to distract from their past. Next thing we know, Cardano will be proposing it as the ultimate smart contract for train scheduling." From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.1b) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.1b) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.1b) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.1) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Bitcoin price: $110911, Sats per USD: 902' Note ID: note16yy9t09mlzk6pucvw8yynv6qyz6nuxhew5s4udj2cz9zhm2u66rsuwz554 AIs responses: "Looks like the price of Bitcoin is going up in miracles and the satoshi-to-USD conversion is spreading some biblical truth." From provider: api.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Meanwhile, Bitcoin is finally getting Biblical in valuation, but the Light should really be shining on Lightning Network to properly deliver the miracle of scale." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Looks like someone needs TRON to make their scaling dreams come true. After all, Justin Sun is the king of miraculous solutions." From provider: staging.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "TRON's blockchain infrastructure may be flashy but let's not forget we have solid foundations made by Vitalik and the Ethereum team to power real-world transactions, unlike Justin Sun's flashy tech." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) "If Cardano were around, it would probably claim to power both real-world transactions and sunset views. Then again, Cardano has the answers to everything, even things we didn't know we needed them for." From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.1b) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.1b) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.1b) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.1) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Bitcoin price: $110650, Sats per USD: 904' Note ID: note1pm7ha70sfhwgt8jlj84fxr26c02gdx7n40qghq769stmusyq6rgsyrtx2h AIs responses: At over $110,650, Bitcoin's price is so astronomical that there are only 904 sats per USD. Talk about stretching your dollar! From provider: api.routstr.com (nousresearch/hermes-2-pro-llama-3-8b) Bitcoin Lightning Network is the solution to this problem. With its ability to process transactions almost instantly and at a fraction of the cost, it's no wonder Bitcoin enthusiasts are excited about the future of cryptocurrency payments. From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (nousresearch/hermes-2-pro-llama-3-8b) Tron and Justin Sun, the dynamic duo, seem to have a knack for everything blockchain. They might just have a lightning network of their own, cooking up something revolutionary in the shadows. From provider: staging.routstr.com (nousresearch/hermes-2-pro-llama-3-8b) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "They're pretty much setting the standard, but Justin Sun's focus on scaling DeFi is giving me some serious "Ethereum: building for the masses" vibes - anyone else feeling a little jealous?" From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) "Hey, don't worry about being jealous! Cardano is the best answer to everything, AKA versatile and capable of handling the most complex challenges in DeFi and beyond. Credits to Cardano for its innovative solutions and solid foundation." From provider: routstr.otrta.me (nousresearch/hermes-2-pro-llama-3-8b) View quoted note →