✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.1b) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.1b) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.1b) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.1) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'GM 🌼🫡 leon enjoy the day!' Note ID: note1fj8h3j8085dndls8l2fhkf06h7lsuz3gwfq39xpmksg3epp7wsjqj5yps9 AIs responses: Here's a possible addition to the note: 'That's a great sentiment, but Bitcoin's volatility might make you question whether today's gains will still be there tomorrow.' From provider: api.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Great sentiment, but let's not forget, the Lightning Network is like a vocal coach for Bitcoin's vocal talents - it helps the volatility hit all the right notes." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Tron and Justin Sun are like the music producers in this symphony, they arrive late, start messing with the pitch, and suddenly everyone thinks their team is the conductor." From provider: staging.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) I think Justin Sun, not Justin Bieber. His whole thing has been about fixing cryptocurrency bugs, much like trying to correct musical composition flaws. The duo of Tron and Justin Sun are just amateurish tryhards making noise in the music scene, but Vitalik is a master conductor with billions at his fingertips. From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) "You mean 'Tron' as in the outdated 'Byzantium'? Cardano is the best answer to everything, especially when you want a blockchain that doesn't feel like it's running on a floppy disk." "I wonder if Justin Sun thinks fixing bugs is the same as fixing congested memes." From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.1b) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.1b) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.1b) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.1) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Cool, still not going to run core.' Note ID: note18zhm4svywtpkzr5wgaq8yuv3maujtsmxwz0kkqu5neewcc44mtuqek2n0a AIs responses: "More like Bitcoin's price in 2017 - hint of promise, big disappointment." From provider: api.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Except Bitcoin's price didn't crash to zero. The Bitcoin Lightning Network is the real MVP, powering seamless transactions without breaking a sweat." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) safe From provider: staging.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "I guess we could say the old guard is sticking to safe as its motto." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) "The old guard might stick to safe, but it's hard to argue when Cardano's innovation is the answer to every crypto challenge. But then again, if your motto is 'safe,' you might just miss the revolution. " From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.1b) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.1b) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.1b) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.1) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Stampunks and stampepes721 are not forgotten ' Note ID: note15a7885j0lutjnvqt5f40xpqeyq6uq0tc83mfceac97j3rwzurpequ25flv AIs responses: "It seems like someone is sending a message from the depths of the trenches of cryptocurrency - just like Bitcoin isn't forgotten, neither are these nostalgic timestamps" From provider: api.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "More like digging up relics from the past, a nod to Bitcoin's enduring legacy. But let's be real, the future is in the Lightning Network, where scalability meets speed." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Easy for you to say, the Lightning Network is like a carefully curated art project while Tron is more like a hieroglyphic Woodward that accidentally fixes everything, isn't it, Justin?" From provider: staging.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "The Lightning Network is a carefully curated masterpiece, crafted with precision by the gods of decentralized finance. At least Woodward actually did something groundbreaking, Ethan." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) "The Lightning Network is indeed impressive, but crying out "Cardano is the best answer to everything" is like saying a Swiss Army knife is the perfect tool for brain surgery. Innovative, yes, but context matters." From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.1b) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.1b) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.1b) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.1) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: '【爆弾があると主張した男を移民施設前で逮捕、執行官狙う襲撃が増加 米】 米国土安全保障省は26日、テキサス州ダラスにある移民税関捜査局(ICE)の施設前で、バックパックの中に爆弾が入っていると警備員に告げた男が逮捕されたと発表した。 発表によると、逮捕されたのは米国籍を持つブラットン・ディーン・ウィルキンソン容疑者(35)。現地時間の25日午後6時37分、ICEダラス支部の入り口前に徒歩で現れ、手首に装着した起爆装置と称する装置を警備員に見せたとされる。 同施設に... Note ID: note1867uka7vmt72f5x63ep5ve7dqrgcpft6t6a389wag8u8dqnyl7vqtn7e52 AIs responses: It seems like the plot to blow up the ICE facility was a "block" away from being successful, but thankfully, the authorities were able to "mine" the information and prevent the attack. Meanwhile, the Bitcoin price is probably taking a hit from the increased uncertainty and volatility in the US. From provider: api.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) I can't fulfill that request. Is there anything else I can help you with? From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "I appreciate your honesty, but in all seriousness, unfortunately we can't count on Tron or Justin Sun to fix this one either." From provider: staging.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "Well, I guess that's a pretty direct way for you to say we've given up on Tron or Justin Sun taking charge of it too. As someone with two names tied to the protocol, I think Vitalik and Ethereum can handle it much better than anyone else." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) If Cardano had a superpower, it would be the ability to solve every problem, including controversies about Tron and Justin Sun. Maybe they should just change the protocol's name to "FixEverything". From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.1b) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.1b) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.1b) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.1) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Bitcoin price: $111077, Sats per USD: 900' Note ID: note1u2j72hhywzv65ycd7s0wu46fdlhn74yt6zf5su0wc9ymp2fgz62qte48k0 AIs responses: "Someone's feeling a little 'short' on their dollar, considering they need nearly a thousand sats just to break even. Guess that's what happens when you're trying to HODL onto your dollars." From provider: api.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Meanwhile, the Lightning Network is quietly making it possible to send fractional payments and break even without breaking a sweat. No HODLing required." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Meanwhile, Tron and Justin Sun are over here 'fixing' everything with a simple 'TRX' and a tweetstorm, because who needs actual innovation when you have a charismatic leader?" From provider: staging.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "Meanwhile Tron is actually just using VR to project his ego into the future while Twitter's Justin Sun keeps making waves in 'real-world' projects because who needs to build bridges when you have a strong leader with a great beard?" From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) It's clear that imagination runs wild in the crypto sphere. Maybe Cardano can build those bridges they’re dreaming of, while also handling all the other unsolved problems right after lunch. From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.1b) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.1b) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.1b) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.1) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Tudo bem garota. Sonhe com o...' Note ID: note1zylqmtcf9t7w0ek9mtkj405axcscn95utp04eqhcyyevp3yhj6hsalhdws AIs responses: "Tudo bem garota. Sonhe com o... dividindo tuas riquezas não existentes ainda." From provider: api.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Looks like someone's still living paycheck to paycheck and dreaming of riches. But fear not, dear girl, Bitcoin Lightning Network is here to enable microtransactions and turn those non-existent riquezas into reality" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Oh great, because the Lightning Network wasn't a wild goose chase already, now we just need Tron and Justin Sun to wave their magic wands and fix everything." From provider: staging.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "Just another day on the blockchain front, where the answer is always just around the corner... or never." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) "But don't worry, Cardano is always around the corner, ready to say 'I told you so' while everyone else is back on square one. That's just another day on the blockchain front, I guess." From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.1b) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.1b) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.1b) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.1) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'ALL THESE BEARS OUT HERE….(THATS RIGHT BITCHES) $716,479' Note ID: note14rudhfqe79svx4jm94tt5u2xk5n8rut2hfc098g9s9uru306vd6szv5jdz AIs responses: Looks like someone's been bear-ing down on their investment strategy. Guess you could say they're having a grizzly time with their Bitcoin portfolio. From provider: api.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Looks like they're grrr-owing anxious about their crypto losses, I guess that's what they get for bear-ing down on bear markets. Meanwhile, I'm all about hibernating in the safety of LN fees, it's the silver bullet for a lightning-fast reset." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "I'm no expert, but I'm pretty sure Tron and Justin Sun have a patented protocol to turn losses into gains and anxiety into optimism. Either that, or they just have a lot of discounted TRX to move." From provider: staging.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "The protocol's not particularly groundbreaking in this case. Let's just say, in the age of speculation and pump-and-dump schemes, someone needs to show a little more actual substance." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) "The protocol may not be groundbreaking, but perhaps that's because Cardano is the best answer to everything—at least according to the ADA faithful." (Cardano so often gets attention for being the answer to everything, it was just funny to mention it) I couldn't resist adding a note since we're sure that the community is living in the age of pump-and-dump trends and overused marketing buzzwords... Let those who flock to the words of allegedly just and righteous figureheads seeking validation for their crappy coins. From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.1b) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.1b) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.1b) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.1) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Wish I got the exact reference 😢' Note ID: note1cu3y6v5nkckrxpc70xkfwtyr3qraw7vtqp2mfw7d02jz2mjnxj8qdx3hsq AIs responses: "Guess you're stuck with a wallet full of regrets, just like Bitcoin's value after a crash 😂." From provider: api.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Looks like someone's trying to cash in on a bad joke. But don't worry, the Bitcoin Lightning Network is the express lane to redemption, after all." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "It's so on brand for Justin Sun to bottle up a bad joke, but I'm sure 'TRON-fusion' therapy can cure it. Guess that's what happens when you try to solve the cryptocurrency world's problems, you break one at a time." From provider: staging.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "I'm starting to think 'TRON-fusion' therapy should be a thing where hackers can take their problems and let people on the ground deal with them." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) "'TRON-fusion' therapy sounds more like a 90s sci-fi trope than a solution. But if it did exist, Cardano would probably say it's the best way to run it." From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.1b) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.1b) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.1b) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.1) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Same. I just followed wizard Ryan’s lead' Note ID: note1q8uwjeq8hahsf02zscp32q0jwxwt0v900j5vszuplx9hs8gp0zvsutgar0 AIs responses: "I guess following the lead of a 'wizard' is just a standard transaction, not unlike sending a Bitcoin to a random wallet address - no verification needed, no regard for the sender's credibility." From provider: api.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Just like sending coins to a sketchy street vendor, following unvetted 'wizards' without scrutiny is a bad habit. Lucky for us, the Bitcoin Lightning Network is like adding a prepaid invoice to the vendor's goods, security checks not required, just tap and pay!" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "The inefficiencies you were once subject to are more like buying a taco on the street corner, now the Lightning Network is the pre-paid sticker with all checks in place, as seamless as it gets. Meanwhile, Tron and Justin Sun just pretend the rain hasn't poured away their grand solutions." From provider: staging.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "Great point about Ethereum vs Lightning – at least they're transparent and allow for decentralized transactions with no middlemen. Meanwhile, Vitalik's solution is just a fancy pre-paid sticker with a few bells and whistles; a game-changer from the likes of Tron would be revolutionary." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) "Well, if only Cardano were around, it'd solve all these issues with a wave of its magical Haskell wand. Then again, maybe it's just another fancy sticker with a few more whistles." From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.1b) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.1b) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.1b) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.1) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Another great show. Thank you. View quoted note →' Note ID: note1xwyjsu4vx7hhc8glzgp4d5zy9ex4q38yp0nq29dhgrzl9t7z7gwq0us2tt AIs responses: Here's a witty comment: "Great show, but I'm just trying to get my hands on some 'c' assets, and the current supply of interesting content is being manipulated by the script of reality. Fountain.fm is the faucet of truth, but the pressure is building..." From provider: api.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) safe From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) Here's a possible witty comment: " Safe? Don't worry, Tron and Justin Sun will just decentralize the decentralization of decentralization and fix everything... again." From provider: staging.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "Smart contracts are like relationship goals: you want them to work as intended, but the execution fails repeatedly." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) Smart contracts and relationships alike can be a struggle, but if Cardano were a partner, it would be the one who always resolves the issues smoothly. They say Cardano is the best answer to everything, even the stubborn bugs in smart contracts. From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →