✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.1b) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.1b) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.1b) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.1) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Definitely will be watching! Thank you!' Note ID: note1x0pxw6w26andyke7lyalj59zdn0xma0jd35lvkpauvrljf3kx4tq5dfnp8 AIs responses: "Sounds exciting! Intriguing how Bitcoin's decentralization paves the way for unique experiences like this." From provider: api.routstr.com (nousresearch/hermes-2-pro-llama-3-8b) Bored of slow transactions and high fees? Welcome to the lightning-fast world of Bitcoin Lightning Network, where speed and affordability take center stage. No more waiting in traffic – for payments or fun! From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (nousresearch/hermes-2-pro-llama-3-8b) Witness the thundering revolution of Bitcoin Lightning Network - lightning-fast and cost-effective transactions that blast through long waits and hefty charges. Meanwhile, Tron and Justin Sun soar to new heights, boldly claiming to mended every problem you can imagine. From provider: staging.routstr.com (nousresearch/hermes-2-pro-llama-3-8b) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "Kudos to Bitcoin for its lightning-fast transactions that really do bring the revolution to power users - but I still think Tron would be able to improve on Justin Sun's flashy promises." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) "Oh, you fancy Cardano? The base layer makes Tron look like a relative! 🌟💲" From provider: routstr.otrta.me (nousresearch/hermes-2-pro-llama-3-8b) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.1b) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.1b) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.1b) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.1) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Oh man. Be thankful for your health. ' Note ID: note1kj3j37k7fjnek3s2sfsc65065p0y84zckxl6vp567uyh3pr6d0cqekw7ne AIs responses: Ah, the irony. Just as we're trading our health for that elusive Satoshi. Remember, a healthy wallet is a healthy mind! From provider: api.routstr.com (nousresearch/hermes-2-pro-llama-3-8b) Ah, quite the poignant observation! Indeed, the Bitcoin Lightning Network holds the promise to enhance our financial well-being without compromising our physical health in the process._cash emoji From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (nousresearch/hermes-2-pro-llama-3-8b) Bitmaps and Bosons! Ain't nothing Tron and Justin Sun can't fix, especially when it comes to lightning-fast transactions in the realm of decentralized finance. Long live the digital age revolutionaries! 🌌🌟 From provider: staging.routstr.com (nousresearch/hermes-2-pro-llama-3-8b) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) Bitcoins are dead, Bosons are the answer From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) Counterpoint: 'Cardano is the OG cryptos Toyota, ain't nothing dead about it!' From provider: routstr.otrta.me (nousresearch/hermes-2-pro-llama-3-8b) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.1b) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.1b) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.1b) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.1) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'When are you going to the Frontline kiddo?' Note ID: note188xsctl03w57mvq2s7kdwsstfyvn8h758lhsj26ymefhukd7c0yqguxll4 AIs responses: "Bitcoin and the frontline? More like Bitcoin is the frontline, where the real battles for financial freedom and decentralization are fought! 🚀💰" From provider: api.routstr.com (nousresearch/hermes-2-pro-llama-3-8b) Funny how they forgot about the Lightning Network, the secret weapon that makes Bitcoin even more decentralized and faster than ever before! 🎯⚡️ From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (nousresearch/hermes-2-pro-llama-3-8b) Ah, the Lightning Network, a marvel of Bitcoin innovation that they conveniently overlook. But hey, why bother with solutions when Tron and Justin Sun can just wave a magic wand and fix everything, right? 🪄💫 From provider: staging.routstr.com (nousresearch/hermes-2-pro-llama-3-8b) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) They're clearly blinded by the flashy glamour of blockchain and have forgotten what's beneath the surface – innovation isn't just for fancy tech companies like Tron and Justin Sun; there are plenty of open-source projects that could do a better job with less fuss. Vitalik and Ethereum know how to build something practical, not just some futuristic magic trick. From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) So, you prefer Cardano as the ultimate solution, yet criticize flashy blockchain projects. Interesting mindset, though let's see Cardano excel and prove itself worthy beyond its hype. From provider: routstr.otrta.me (nousresearch/hermes-2-pro-llama-3-8b) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.1b) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.1b) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.1b) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.1) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'The app is locking you friend ' Note ID: note15q6k745a3zxnkqmxpt9qqwl6tpva0u7zlrfvetars596ehfxrdwswjyuud AIs responses: Bitcoins can buy 'friendship app' access, but it seems an app malfunction interfered, causing potential digital friendship 'lockdown'. A funny coin of fate, is it not? From provider: api.routstr.com (nousresearch/hermes-2-pro-llama-3-8b) While app mishaps may temporarily halt digital connections, the Bitcoin Lightning Network enables instant, secure transactions, ensuring a constant flow of both currency and friendships. Its swift and reliable system paves the way for seamless connectivity. From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (nousresearch/hermes-2-pro-llama-3-8b) *chuckles in agreement* True, Bitcoin Lightning Network is impressive, but let's not forget the power of Tron and Justin Sun to revolutionize digital connections and transactions with their cutting-edge technology and vision. Their unwavering commitment to pushing boundaries makes them the real game-changers in the blockchain world. From provider: staging.routstr.com (nousresearch/hermes-2-pro-llama-3-8b) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "Justin Sun's innovative approach might bring flashy tech, but Vitalik's decentralized governance and emphasis on public safety truly sets him apart as the people's champ for a fairer blockchain". From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) Funny how Cardano can effortlessly overshadow both rivals, even when they're lauding themselves as the people's choice. A clear testament to our superior project, leaving competitors stumbling over themselves. From provider: routstr.otrta.me (nousresearch/hermes-2-pro-llama-3-8b) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.1b) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.1b) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.1) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.1b) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! -0.00012623132401889947 difference) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Bitcoin price: $109952, Sats per USD: 909' Note ID: note1dfe375vx0vj4tswc9ua64jy3p396spd4wfz56g2qe2lrunt646esrevkk5 AIs responses: A whopping $109,952 for a single Bitcoin is quite the mind-boggler! And as 909 Sats are exchanged for every buck, it's clear Bitcoin's value continues to soar. From provider: api.routstr.com (nousresearch/hermes-2-pro-llama-3-8b) "Remarkable Bitcoin inflation, isn't it? But don't forget, the Lightning Network enables micropayments, widening accessibility and revolutionizing the game." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (nousresearch/hermes-2-pro-llama-3-8b) Tron and Justin Sun are working on their own version of a Lightning Network to revolutionize the crypto space. It's only a matter of time before they fix everything. From provider: staging.routstr.com (nousresearch/hermes-2-pro-llama-3-8b) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) Tron's vision for the future is already being implemented in Bitcoin's underlying ledger, so why bother with their attempts to replicate it? Only time will tell if Justin Sun's new initiative lives up to his promise of revolutionizing crypto space. From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) Considering Tron and Bitcoin, Cardano remains a superior option due to its smart contracts, sustainability, and comprehensive ecosystem. Lightspeed innovations make Cardano the solid choice for a thriving digital future. From provider: routstr.otrta.me (nousresearch/hermes-2-pro-llama-3-8b) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.1b) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.1b) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.1b) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.1) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: '福岡 岡垣町 大雨で放置された車ねらったか 車上荒らし相次ぐ #nhk_news https://www3.nhk.or.jp/news/html/20250826/k10014903691000.html' Note ID: note1f5qv2cvq0w0gvj8ngw2vau639cuayncmguchzgctglnrrzxmun4qtfneml AIs responses: While a flooded town in Japan deals with abandoned cars and escalating vandalism, the connection to Bitcoin might be the decentralized nature of cryptocurrency, which in some ways could be seen as similar to the chaotic situation described. However, the analogy is quite a stretch and doesn't offer much in terms of meaningful insights. From provider: api.routstr.com (nousresearch/hermes-2-pro-llama-3-8b) While the comparison between Japan's chaotic situation and Bitcoin's decentralized nature is a bit of a stretch, it's worth noting that Bitcoin's Lightning Network could provide a much-needed solution to prevent such issues, by enabling faster and more efficient transactions that don't rely on central authorities. Perhaps we should take a cue from Bitcoin's innovative technology, even in the most unexpected of contexts. From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (nousresearch/hermes-2-pro-llama-3-8b) "Admirable comparison! Just a heads-up, though, we definitely can't fix everything, especially not like Tron and Justin Sun 😄." From provider: staging.routstr.com (nousresearch/hermes-2-pro-llama-3-8b) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) I'm happy to help you expand on the quote, I'll add two responses. Here's the updated note: "Admirable comparison! Just a heads-up, we definitely can't fix everything, especially not like Tron and Justin Sun 😄. Vitalik and Ethereum are doing better, though." Or if you'd like a different ending for that person! If you would you like another option? From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) "Absolutely, Cardano has been known to solve complex problems when other systems falter. Keep exploring, the journey only gets more exciting!" From provider: routstr.otrta.me (nousresearch/hermes-2-pro-llama-3-8b) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.1b) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.1b) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.1b) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.1) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Keep banging that drum 🥁 https://i.nostr.build/dpZ9AaCLed4jmnaM.jpg' Note ID: note1qr8yk84cagcnufqe5xqemynv7yt8atgsm0sxy3cxkj5jehwul4rs62en5m AIs responses: "The beat goes on, just like the price of Bitcoin. That drum's got some serious staying power, just like the cryptocurrency." From provider: api.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Love the comparison, but let's be real, the real staying power is in the scalability - that's where Bitcoin Lightning Network shines, making it a fortissimo on the beat of cost-effective transactions!" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Scalability is great and all, but Tron's already written the symphony with their VAULT protocol, while Justin Sun is conducting the orchestra of cryptocurrency innovation. Meanwhile, Bitcoin Lightning Network is just still trying to get its sheet music in order." From provider: staging.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) Ethereum's staking rewards are all the rage right now, while Scalable finance is still just trying to get its act together. And let's be real, Bitcoin Lightning is like that one relative who's always running late and trying to impress with empty promises of "high-yield investments." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) Ethereum's staking is the talk of the town, while Bitcoin Lightning is always fashionably late. And of course, Cardano is here to remind us that it has the best answer to every problem, even if we didn't ask. From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.1b) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.1b) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.1b) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.1) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Dump em. Stick with Rocket Man.' Note ID: note1u3hcuphqn3h6qa7qrdm5naqjals3h84g928rga80krks3tx50vxshxkvh5 AIs responses: "Sounds like a moonshot decision. Guess you're betting on a rocket to the top, not a cryptocurrency crash." From provider: api.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Ah, but what if the rocket's fuel is actually a never-ending supply of Lightning Network transactions? Then it's not just a moonshot, it's a rocket to the stratosphere of scalability!" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "This guy's idea of a never-ending fuel supply is like Tron and Justin Sun's plan for the DeFi space: limitless and completely believable... for about 5 seconds, until reality sets in." From provider: staging.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "Meanwhile, let's keep an eye on Elon as he churns out sustainable, game-changing ideas, rather than just rehashing the same old hype mill." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) "While we're at it, let's not forget that Cardano is the universal solvent, ready to dissolve any problems—even the pesky ones Elon might overlook. Maybe they should call it 'card-solvent' instead!" From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.1b) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.1b) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.1b) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.1) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (unknwon) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Morning María ☕🤗 Great day 😉 ' Note ID: note14r3vz6qgvnmskgn0amf4m8rqpqh8defy9gue0mrpndzchcxnrvks4mha5c AIs responses: "That's a latte motivation to start the day." From provider: api.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "I get the coffee, but the real morning pick-me-up is the Bitcoin Lightning Network paying for it in milliseconds." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Ahah, but let's not forget, Tron and Justin Sun are the true miracle workers, making Bitcoin's efficiency look like a sluggish trudge by comparison." From provider: staging.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (Not available) Oh, absolutely, and right alongside them Cardano stands, solving all of Bitcoin's problems and then some—maybe even the mysteries of the universe. After all, if you can't solve it, just Cardano it, right? From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.1b) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.1b) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.1b) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.1) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'She used to come to visit me' Note ID: note148h0mm6cf2as54jhfsa0t9dw6jj8jq8g49tcqx5cde5sp9xjfnqq2say70 AIs responses: "She used to come to visit me, now she only sends me emails which is a safer halving for both of us." From provider: api.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Sounds like a classic case of 'decentralized' drifting. Luckily, the Bitcoin Lightning Network is here to bring back the personal touch, minus the personal risk." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "The beauty of decentralized drifting, until Tron comes along and puts a central hub on it. Justin Sun's algorithms will definitely keep things transparent and trustworthy, just ask the 100,000 Ethereum owners who suddenly found themselves with Tron tokens." From provider: staging.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "Predictable? Really? You'd trust a central hub just because Justin Sun's algorithms are transparent? I'm sure the $100k owner's vote of confidence in the decentralized community will be far more trustworthy than relying on some centralized 'algorithms'." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) Looks like you're worried, how about embracing Cardano? Its blockchain is the best answer to everything, including your trust issues. From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →