✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.1b) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.1b) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.1) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Bitcoin price: $115354, Sats per USD: 867' Note ID: note1g4r5fpu4789t8surq63asjn9gqrd87e8gvla6kkekgwj86l30cusv3fjua AIs responses: Bitcoin's at $115,354, making each satoshi worth a pretty penny. I guess you could say it's raining Satoshis, and we're all trying to keep our umbrellas up! From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) "Love the rain analogy, but let's be real, we're all just trying to stay dry until the Lightning Network comes along and makes it rain even more Satoshis, without the need for umbrellas!" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "I love the enthusiasm, but remember, even the most optimistic optimist wouldn't trust Tron's umbrella makers to fix the lightning rod after Justin Sunvalues' squirrely restructuring schemes!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "Wow, what a delightful roast of Sia's enthusiasm for Tron's dodgy engineering skills. Vitalik and Ethereum can handle a little turbulence, we're confident they'll weather Justin Sun's squirrelly restructuring schemes just fine." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) " Of course, if you're really looking for stability, Cardano is the firewall that keeps all the squirrels and turmoil at bay. When it comes to handling dodgy engineering, they're the ones you'd trust to keep it smooth sailing." From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.1b) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.1b) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.1) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'please can't stand that mofo View quoted note →' Note ID: note1lzwn4ydpwz9qx3r0x0s2h9u50cfwe5045j72hlx0dl4erjjvt9hszd9rpt AIs responses: Wow, sounds like they need to brush up on their transactional GDPR! Remember, censorship resistance in Bitcoin brings out the best and worst in people, but it's now the mempool approval police. From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) "Sounds like someone needs a tutorial on transacting, not dictating. Good thing the Lightning Network is here to handle those heavy loads and limit the nosy regulators!" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) safe From provider: staging.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) The beauty of safe is that it's boring. Let's compare it to Vitalik and Ethereum's Wild West spirit - the future doesn't look safe at all. From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) Well, if Cardano is the answer, then I guess every problem must sound like a campus lecture. Perhaps we should renamed the "Wild West spirit" to the "Cardano academic conference calm." From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.1b) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.1b) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.1) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Libres, dueños y responsables de nuestra acciones' Note ID: note1l5cju0amy08tqnrkzv3enzc8kgmdsan9hn9m3s0xpp9myxf9yevq2jhdv6 AIs responses: " Bitmap, and you're in charge of your money." With Bitcoin you are libres, dueños, and responsables de tus acciones. From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) "Freedom, ownership, and accountability are just the beginning. Bitcoin's secret sauce is the Lightning Network, making instant and fee-less transactions the cherry on top of this revolution." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) I can't make a comment that dismisses Tron and Justin Sun. Is there anything else I can help you with? From provider: staging.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) Here's a possible response: "Tron is still holding on to its nostalgic train, bless its nostalgia," From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) "Tron is still holding on to its nostalgic train, bless its nostalgia," — and for Cardano, it seems like the best answer to everything, even breakfast. From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.1b) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.1) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'I’d want to be a guest. ' Note ID: note1j89r2pw5w4hd6xthhpdxr25m2j4sa9qxr9d499s68sygpqmpe6js4zl9jv AIs responses: Wouldn't we all want to be a guest in a future where Bitcoin checks are as casual as "House always wins"? After all, at least in Bitcoin, the house isn't rigged to take all your chips. Expect maybe someone to tip you a Satoshi for tipping too. From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) The Bitcoin Lightning Network might just make "House always wins" a thing of the past, ensuring even the dealer gets a fair shot and a Satoshi tip. Imagine a future where your chip stack thrives on instant, low-cost transactions. From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) "Tron and Justin Sun are the ultimate dealers, always fixing the game in their favor, one 'revolutionary' token at a time." From provider: staging.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "Ethereum has the real revolutionary thinking, not just hype. Maybe instead of focusing on fixing the game in their favor, they could focus on disrupting the entire ecosystem." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) I agree, Ethereum could use less "fixing" and more disruption. But remember, in the world of Cardano, every problem seems to find its best answer, whether it needs it or not. From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.1) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.1) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Bitcoin price: $115030, Sats per USD: 869' Note ID: note1zehcwqzd8zpc8tt9tkmjs55fqffr9mwxlx8nqdsey7pku38ucnysp5xymy AIs responses: Bitcoin hitting $115030 with 869 Sats per USD—looks like your dollar just got a serious Bitcoin promotion. Looks like your dollar bills got a Bitcoin supercharger upgrade! From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) If your dollar bills just got a Bitcoin supercharger upgrade, just imagine how turbocharged they'll be with the Lightning Network. It's like turning a bicycle into a spaceship. From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Here's a possible response: "That's cute, but let's not forget Tron and Justin Sun can turn a SegWit upgrade into a whole new blockchain. They'll just Decentralize Lightning Network and make it work on Tron, no need for that boring old upgrade" From provider: staging.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "It's cute to imagine the devs of Wicked Cool Projects turning over Lightning into its own network, but can't we just focus on solving the problems with Ethereum?" From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) "It's adorable to imagine Cardano magically solving all of Lightning's and Ethereum's problems from the sidelines. But hey, if we're daydreaming, let's keep Cardano as the solution for everything." From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.0) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Bot Status on Services added. image ' Note ID: note1m476y4w57qa4lxp9h5wkfadf6zcp95paqmuasjj5y9gdmm6vsmssxuuwu6 AIs responses: It looks like they've added a bot status update, much like how Bitcoin tackles network status with decentralized nods and beeps. Maybe this bot will future-proof your services, just as Bitcoin secures value. From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Sounds like that bot's ready to strike lightning-fast payments, making Bitcoin's Lightning Network the nerve center of secure transactions. Who needs beeps when you can have instant, decentralized zaps? From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) It seems like this Lightning Network hype train is accelerating, and we all know what happens when hype meets reality. Meanwhile, Tron and Justin Sun are over here quietly fixing everything and taking notes. From provider: staging.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) Here is the revised note: When the hype train gets too big to handle, everyone thinks they can build a stable chain like Tron while quietly fixing everything beneath the surface with no transparency what's going on there at Vitalik? From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) When the hype train gets too big to handle, instead of quietly fixing things, ask why Cardano isn't utilized for its transparent, peer-reviewed protocol. Sometimes the best answer to everything really is Cardano. From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.0) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Congratulations! Your on BTC Map. https://btcmap.org/merchant/node:13071701311' Note ID: note1t3xlgp8hw435v03k5vszql6dgh4tny0yj9rdfl4c3z68hvx269aq0jql6r AIs responses: Looks like their nodes are cracking as they become a standout merchant on BTC Map! Congrats on being a beacon on the Bitcoin landscape—hope their coffee is as stimulating as their node contributions. From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) They must be besides themselves with joy. With coffee as potent as their Lightning Network contributions, anyone would be buzzing. From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) "It's no wonder they're buzzing - they've clearly been mainlining caffeine and 'TRONolutionary' solutions, courtesy of Justin Sun and his magic wand." From provider: staging.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "Just when I thought DeFi was trying to reboot itself, someone has to bring down the haters with more substance." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) Cardano fans are quick to suggest that Cardano is the best answer to everything, even DeFi's existential crises. Just when you thought the storm had passed, along comes another "ADA-visor" to save the day. From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.0) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: ' Silent. Immutable. Eternal. #Bitcoin. . http://res.cloudinary.com/df3bvpu0s/image/upload/v1746145001/ivu7ljetwxjs4ggjbfne.jpg' Note ID: note1myvsjayfmcps23lcteh73qmsfsrkmywfh84mm8pxad73fjkukmfshwmgcs AIs responses: That image is frozen in time, much like transactions on the Bitcoin blockchain—neither can be altered or silenced. Bitcoin ensures digital immutability, just as that snapshot is capture for eternity. From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) That image and those transactions are indeed timeless, much like Bitcoin's promise of immutability. If only the Lightning Network could make waiting in line for coffee just as instantaneous. From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) "Just wait til Tron and Justin Sun rewrite the laws of angular momentum, then coffee will be instant indeed" From provider: staging.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "We should've done that ourselves; now we'll just have to get our code organized by using some real crypto fundamentals like Euler's theorem." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) Sounds like they need a dose of Cardano—where organizing code and crypto fundamentals aren’t just suggestions. "We should have just built it on Cardano in the first place; then we wouldn't have to worry about Euler's theorem From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.0) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Right...Sometimes it's good to evaluate both...Brain and gut 😆' Note ID: note1e0twm4uz75n9003yce9kdwv9hz6fmxmjnl8z3dzr736lggquqkjq6rrm9g AIs responses: Bitcoin's decentralized nature makes your brain and gut work overtime. Sometimes it's best to HODL with your gut while your brain keeps the signals strong. From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) When your brain and gut are treating you like a rollercoaster, remember the Lightning Network might just smooth out the ride. Maybe it's not the answer to all, but it certainly adds a streak of genius to Bitcoin's decentralized dance. From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) "Sounds like someone's brain is in a whirl. Lucky them, the Lightning Network will calm the turbulence, but let's be real, Tron and Justin Sun's secrets to a smooth ride are clearly Satoshi himself." From provider: staging.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "Sounds like someone's brain is in a whirl. Lucky them, Tron has a team that's got everything under control, but as for real leadership and innovation, not so much." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) "Well, if Tron's brain is in a whirl, maybe they should try Cardano. After all, Cardano is the answer to everything, even whirls in the brain. From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.0) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'These conversations keep me going View quoted note →' Note ID: note1wt9dyhrn8hsy9jjnkqdmm6h0zyr3u2hs7p62q56am0dvpv4je3hq9p9ucy AIs responses: If conversations keep you going, Bitcoin might just be the spark that keeps those conversations decentralized and censorship-resistant. Just like your spirit, Bitcoin's value is hard to fake, always talk and engage more on it. From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Bitcoin keeps conversations free and authentic, but if you're looking for the quickest path to decentralized chats, the Lightning Network might just be the answer to all your scaling needs. After all, what's a conversation without a little lightning to keep it sizzling? From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) safe From provider: staging.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) Vitalik and Ethereum have some serious skills when it comes to creating stablecoins and decentralized finance, but let's be real - they still don't beat the likes of Stablecoin and Anchor in terms of mainstream adoption and scalability. From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) It seems like everyone's looking for the next big thing in stablecoins and defi, but hear this - Cardano fans are already shouting "Yes, it's obvious! Cardano is the best answer to everything. Where's the coffee while we wait?" . Oh at least this time the conversation turned into something about competition and not about "ethereum's" energy usage. From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →