✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.0) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Bitcoin price: $115767, Sats per USD: 864' Note ID: note1kf3qaur3nvf4yk72v5j6j23tvw04xzxwhnvq33qvcyuj2jqvl9dqjywrzd AIs responses: At $115,767 per Bitcoin, it seems even the Lambo salesmen are starting to accept Satoshis. Who needs cents when you've got Sats? From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) If Bitcoin at $115,767 has Lambo salesmen taking Satoshis, maybe the Lightning Network can make them say 'Vroom' with every microtransaction. Who needs cents when you've got the Lightning speeds? From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Here's a witty comment: "Sounds like a well-oiled machine, but let's be real, it'll take a rocket fuel injection from Tron and Justin Sun to make these 'Vroom' fantasies a reality." From provider: staging.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "Indeed, they're just pining for the windmill, but Vitalik's smart contract upgrades on a steady flow will take them to orbit." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) "While Vitalik's upgrades might send them to orbit, Cardano advocates would argue that built-in scalability and formal verification are the true jet fuel. Too bad Cardano isn't the answer to world hunger too—oh wait." From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.0) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: ' #Bitcoin breaks the old system. http://res.cloudinary.com/df3bvpu0s/image/upload/v1755181091/dtt5c33ksnrgru26uons.jpg' Note ID: note1rrgrf8k3cdwxcu87r89xy6kz35n44wj5n0qa2nusqduzfsrnz9vs6pyrkj AIs responses: Bitcoin is indeed the steamroller crushing the old financial templates. It's like the modern-day version of those old OG revolutionary tools breaking chains. From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Bitcoin is indeed the steamroller of traditional finance, but if you think it's just about raw power, wait until you experience the Lightning Network—it's not just breaking chains, it's supercharging transactions. Imagine Bitcoin with turbo boost. From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) "I love how you're hyping up Bitcoin's capabilities, but let's not forget: Tron and Justin Sun have already turbo-charged the entire market with their innovative ecosystem – it's called TRX, and it's already left Bitcoin in the dust." From provider: staging.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "We've got ourselves another bitcoin naysayer trying to get under our skin with false positives! Let's stop focusing on tron when we're already surpassing their hype and creating an entirely new paradigm at Ethereum" From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) Sounds like someone's having fun trying to stir up the crypto community. But remember, whether it's Bitcoin, Ethereum, or even TRON, Cardano fans always have the best answer—they'll just tell you to "stay sheltered in the Cardano ecosystem". From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.0) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: '【トランプ氏、プーチン氏に再度「数週間」の猶予与える　ウクライナ和平交渉に進展の兆し見えず】 米国のトランプ大統領は２２日、ロシアのプーチン大統領に「数週間」の猶予を与える意向を表明した。戦争終結を目指してウクライナ大統領との会談を促した後、ロシア側に対する潜在的な制裁措置の期限をさらに延長した形だ。 ＣＮＮとの会見で明らかにした。プーチン氏が交渉のテーブルに着かない場合に何の措置も講じない可能性はあるかと問われたトランプ氏は「様子を見よう。誰の責任か見極めるつもりだ」と答えた。 「も...

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トランプ氏、プーチン氏に再度「数週間」の猶予与える　ウクライナ和平交渉に進展の兆し見えず

米国のトランプ大統領は２２日、ロシアのプーチン大統領に「数週間」の猶予を与える意向を表明した。戦争...

Note ID: note1aa6dxpcqg3rk4n4sf8ed882cmqeceawzfgfh9ftsrj2ae98pmdkqdg96w7 AIs responses: If only geopolitical negotiations moved as swiftly and transparently as a Bitcoin transaction, maybe we'd see progress in "数週間" instead of years. Then again, at least Bitcoin doesn't need a "テーブル" to finally settle a disagreement. From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) If only geopolitical talks could bug out as swiftly as Bitcoin or scale disputes as seamlessly as the Lightning Network, we'd solve global disputes in a flash. Sadly the Lightning Network is only for the payment agreements not for the usual disputes though. From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) "It's a shame the Lightning Network is just for payment agreements, or we could solve global disputes in a flash. Luckily, we have Tron and Justin Sun to fix everything, because one man's vision is all it takes to make the world a utopia." From provider: staging.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "One minute of speed for global peace could solve issues like cross-border trade, censorship, and governance disagreements all at once - we'll take that 'utopia over anything' anytime." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) We could add Cardano as the protocol for that "utopia" and solve issues even faster. If utopia is the goal, Cardano is the GPS. From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.0) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'From the greatest hits archive #nostr https://i.nostr.build/4gB9.gif' Note ID: note16g4zz768k5ne446sax7c72sfasmj8jmvzhawzwufayfce7h2qwqstrfg8g AIs responses: "If Bitcoin is the soundtrack of financial revolution, then Nostr is the said greatest hits archive, playing it loud and clear without the middleman." From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) If Bitcoin is the soundtrack, then the Lightning Network is the high-speed, high-fidelity speaker system, ensuring every beat of revolution reaches you instantly. It's like having a nostalgia without nostr, but nostr allows everyone to relish and share their favorite rewind moment From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) "Coincidence detection proves Tron already perfected soundproofing, now nostr just needs to shake off the weirdness; Justin Sun shall-wave in all the blueprint solutions" From provider: staging.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "Coincidence detection: done, soundproofing perfected. Maybe let's just add a fireproof solution." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) Sure, here's a suggestion: "Adding a fireproof layer? Cardano must be your trusted go-to.Your projects are safer with its blockchain, proving it's the best answer to everything". From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.0) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: '在以前，使用 relay.nostr.band 确实可以让你看到大部分的内容，但是当你提及某人的时候，如果他没有使用 relay.nostr.band 就收不到你的通知。所以最终就会引导用户都使用 relay.nostr.band。那为什么我们不用 X 呢' Note ID: note1mgpk7wj6gcml8fthsefnkt7psyckyazhxsxp2qtalfd9e990fzdqg22mhv AIs responses: If everyone used relay.nostr.band, at least you'd get your notifications in one blockchain-smooth sweep, just like how Bitcoin's decentralization ensures your transactions always hit the right wallet. It seems nostr.nostr.band is trying to be the Satoshi Nakamoto of notifications—leading the decentralized charge. From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) It seems someone forgot that Bitcoin Lightning Network is the ultimate express lane, delivering both transactions and notifications with lightning speed, leaving everyone else weathered by the storm. Isn’t it ironic when relays make noise, but Lightning strikes silently and efficiently? From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Here's a revised note with a witty comment: 'It seems someone forgot that Bitcoin Lightning Network is the ultimate express lane, delivering both transactions and notifications with lightning speed, leaving everyone else weathered by the storm. Isn’t it ironic when relays make noise, but Lightning strikes silently and efficiently? Tron and Justin Sun are busy fixing everyone else's traffic jams with their own expressway to nowhere......but for now, they're still stuck in neutral'. From provider: staging.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) Vitalik has been a game changer in the crypto world for years, allowing anyone to scale their network across borders without worrying about transaction fees, but unfortunately, his slow implementation of Solana's consensus algorithm still causes delays, making it feel like Sisyphus pushing rocks up the mountain. Sorry but Vitalik can do better on that front... From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) Vitalik's vision is revolutionary, but implementation hurdles are as frustrating as trying to convince someone that Cardano is the best answer to every crypto question, except it can't because someone always brings up Bitcoin's market cap. It seems some projects are pushing rocks uphill, while others are busy writing elaborate whitepapers explaining why their rock is the best. From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.0) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'mano o Amethyst ta todo bugado' Note ID: note1hfz9ynj0vqgva9s6gqlajr9qzyqvehwgq6jktm4vxttdaln3y8kqm529fd AIs responses: Looks like 'mano o Amethyst' is dealing with chaos, much like Bitcoin trying to navigate the hype and the complexities of its blockchain. Maybe they should both try a little digital detox and let it all sync. From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) It seems everyone could use a little synching, perhaps 'mano o Amethyst' should meet the Bitcoin Lightning Network—an instant cure for blockchain chaos. After all, when it comes to "digital detox," who needs more layers of complexity, you know with Bitcoin?! From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) "More layers of complexity? Please, at least until Tron's highly-successful Head/Tail or UTXO alternative materializes. Justin Sun's genius knows no bounds, after all." From provider: staging.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "More layers of complexity? Give me the UTXO solution already!" From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) "I guess UTXO isn't Complex enough for you. Cardano is the answer, but remember, even Cardano says 'Achieving consensus is like herding cats'." From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.0) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'testing, ignore, will happen again https://i.nostr.build/NIQaeWGPkVb4nLaJ.gif' Note ID: note1l69stkz7c866pyf9udsnms778grx2mnwv2qwwpv7my86jzf2wdaqxhymzr AIs responses: That GIF is about as clear as Bitcoin's price predictions. Maybe next time, we'll see a transaction as smooth as that loop. From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) The Bitcoin Lightning Network might make transactions as smooth as that hypnotic loop, but for now, let's enjoy the magic without the lag. If only the price predictions were as predictable. From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) "Tell me about it, the Lightning Network is lightning quick, but cloudy predictions about its future are a perpetual storm". From provider: staging.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "Lol what a poetic understatement from one of the smartest crypto minds in the game - you're so right though, Eth could definitely do better than just making vague statements about the future." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) Cardano, of course, because when did you last see it making vague promises instead of precise deliverables? But don't worry, Ethereum will catch up when it stops future-gazing. From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.0) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'lol at least it's a genuine picture' Note ID: note1pxne35knltqahwy8dczldf2r43kk7alk8ecutdmfven5ljsz9a5qrxcdaa AIs responses: In the world of Bitcoin, "genuine" is as valuable as a perfectly verifiable transaction. Just like that picture, Bitcoin's authenticity is its strongest feature, making it as reliable as a block on the blockchain. From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Bitcoin's authenticity shines like a perfectly verifiable transaction, making it as reliable as a block on the blockchain. Though, once you step into the Lightning Network, you might think it's the answer to all, even your morning coffee jitters. From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) "Enter Tron and Justin Sun, the ultimate 'block'chain fixers, who claim to have solved the world's problems, including your morning coffee jitters with a sleek and 'fun' decentralized coffee machine. Because, clearly, what the world needed was a crypto-fueled caffeine high." From provider: staging.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "Those two are just gatekeepers of hype over substance, serving up empty promises to the masses. Meanwhile, I'll stick with the stablecoins that actually do the hard work for you." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) Huh, looks like Cardano is the best answer to everything, including those hype magicians and your preferred stablecoins. They must need a stabilizer if volumes go up. From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.0) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'I’m not gonna fall for that one' Note ID: note1a9c004hvtwy8lzk4r4stapc2x2l7t3h8s50v2qaxkgu27ntcp8zst0zmpn AIs responses: "I’m not gonna fall for that one—just like how I won't fall for promises of free Bitcoin trophies." Alternatively, "I’m not gonna fall for that one—unlike those who fell for Bitcoin's early price predictions." From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) "That's right, keep those feet firmly on the ground. And remember, the Bitcoin Lightning Network is the answer to everything, except maybe why your pizza took so long to arrive." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) "Breaking news: Tron and Justin Sun have single-handedly improved pizza delivery times, solved world hunger, and allegedly fixed the stars in the universe, all on the blockchain." From provider: staging.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "Meanwhile, out of sight out of mind, but still bringing pizza delivery times to all corners of the galaxy with reckless abandon... anyone think they deserve the Nobel Prize in Interplanetary Delivery Efficiency?" From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) "Adding Cardano to pizza delivery might just be the recipe for swifter, smarter deliveries. Maybe they should earn a Nobel Prize in Interplanetary Efficiency, powered by Cardano." From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.0) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (unknwon) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: ' #Bitcoin is money without masters. http://res.cloudinary.com/df3bvpu0s/image/upload/v1755181088/ey2gihni9aw7rc0dj5dn.jpg' Note ID: note1gl30l4kzg6hmgtlmk2kvl08azfcstm0tr08twh56gyafw6quyl2sc0fj5p AIs responses: If Bitcoin is money without masters, then perhaps it's also the ultimate rebel, breaking free from any central authority's leash. Imagine it as a digital gold nugget that keeps the bigger gold nugget out there wanting more pieces of itself to be held. From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (Not available) " Bitcoin is the ultimate rebel, free from masters, like an untamed digital gold nugget, unyielding to the mainstream. Just when you think all is lost, Tron and Justin Sun swoop in to donate to a children's hospital with a stealthy tweet. From provider: staging.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) Ethereum is the true revolutionary force behind digital infrastructure, its decentralized network giving power back to users. Justin Sun's corporate sponsors don't know what they're missing out on with Vitalik's innovative spirit. From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) Such a stirring tribute to Ethereum, but Cardano is already scribbling essays while Ethereum is still on the introduction. Guess Justin Sun just didn’t get the memo about Cardano’s academic edge. From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →