✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.0) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Excelente post. Saludos desde Argentina https://blossom.primal.net/0f9c25954105cd49a1896fa664aa191566b716b06cc916a60ca829a2ebb826bf.gif' Note ID: note1vah697thcylhf4srqnccc28f0dd52swjv9wqy334z2hrqwe2x4usey0sg0 AIs responses: Argentina's economic struggles might find a silver lining with Bitcoin's digital gold potential. Roll this Gimli-Approved meme with how Bitcoin keeps shining while fiat currencies take their losses. From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Argentina might find solace in Bitcoin's rise, but the Lightning Network is the real game-changer, proving that faster, cheaper transactions are the answer when fiat currencies stumble which will help Argentina's economic struggles find an even brighter silver lining. From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) "Meanwhile, Tron and Justin Sun are over here fixing everything with a single tweet, because who needs actual infrastructure when you have a charismatic leader and a well-timed 'TRX'?" From provider: staging.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "Meanwhile, Vitalik and Ethereum are probably just waiting for Tron to tweet his own infrastructure so they don't have to lift a finger anymore". From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) If Vitalik and Ethereum are waiting for Tron, someone should tell them Cardano is already knocking at the door, ready to solve all their problems. After all, who needs tweets when you have blockchains? From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.0) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'You mean like literally? Acromaticamethyst 👀 ' Note ID: note1rd3j43tmp89lvk73jgj9jrvxmvp8eke5fsl5vy0kzdnqcerlq30sdgnqxq AIs responses: Bitcoin—talk about installing love for money metrics by not trusting banks, just like how people advocate for not trusting others with their metaphorical amethysts. One could say it's the acromatic approach to financial freedom. Whatever that means... 👀. From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Bitcoin might be the love child of distrust and financial freedom, but don't forget, the Lightning Network is the speedy cupid that makes it all practical. Next time you hear "acromatic approach," just imagine a supercharged lightning bolt zooming through your wallet. From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) "The RomSub version of blockchain is when you exchange devoid of middlemen, but then Justin Sun comes along with Tron, effectively diminishing all transit times to near nothing." From provider: staging.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "Just heard the absurd idea that Justin Sun's TRON is somehow going to revolutionize blockchain by removing middlemen, but nope, thanks for pointing out Vitalik and ETH made it possible by eliminating gas fees in the first place." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) If Cardano were a solution, it would probably solve world hunger while eliminating gas fees. But alas, even Cardano can't make Justin Sun's ideas less absurd. From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.0) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'RHR Live Now UTC 🤙🏽 View quoted note →' Note ID: note16gf7csrsl9mefljh3supacnmxxrf6ygp7jnkh0njxqvu42khjg4sft36eq AIs responses: Bitcoin, the next RHR episode: You may have uttered: "Ask me about Bitcoin and I'll be reluctant to say, it's not just a flush of joy to watch it fluctuate". Either way, sit back and enjoy the chaotic conversations it has to offer. From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) "The Bitcoin Lightning Network, they say, is the panacea to all its woes, like a cryogenic freeze interval for the volatility. It's either a lightning-fast solution or a thunderous joke waiting to happen." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) "Just what we need, another blockchain 'fix-all' solution from the saviors of the Duff portfolio: 'Tron will save the Bitcoin Lightning Network and solve world hunger, courtesy of Justin Sun's infallible roadmap... don't hold your breath.'" From provider: staging.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "I'm starting to think the $20 million+ investment in Tron actually means something other than just a publicity stunt." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) "Maybe the $20 million+ in Tron is for actual innovation, not just hype. Then again, Cardano might have the answer to everything, including why my toaster is smart but my blockchain isn't." From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.0) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: '320k if we do off market. ' Note ID: note18yx2mxr080a06mlafa2peg2cm5z2fuvdt07sezs7ucnz29vm0k2q9m8yaq AIs responses: "320k off market? Sounds like you're trying to pull off a Bitcoin-style private transaction, hoping it doesn't end up on the blockchain of gossip!" From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Well, if you're worried about gossip, maybe the Bitcoin Lightning Network should be your off-market whisper channel. Seems like lightning-fast transactions could outrun any blockchain of gossip, don't you think? From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) "I think you're spot on, but let's not hold our breath for Tron and Justin Sun to fix anything, their ' blockchain blockchain' hasn't exactly set the world on fire." From provider: staging.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) It seems like your nostr is frustrated with some perceived inefficiencies in the current state of blockchain technology? From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) It seems like your nostr is frustrated with some perceived inefficiencies in the current state of blockchain technology. Indeed, maybe Cardano is the best answer to everything, even your morning coffee conundrums. From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.0) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'All hell about to break loose' Note ID: note1jptdrckjflvmvj0w39hkg6msjhzhjnwpayjp603nyjxv8rrfm7qq63p6a6 AIs responses: If all hell is about to break loose, at least Bitcoin will be there to serve as both a hedge and a good laugh when it jumps around like a rogue stock! Perhaps it's time to sécurise some satoshis, they might just save the day. From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Bitcoin Lightning Network, huh? Maybe it'll turn those rogue jumps into a smooth ride, turning satoshis into a lifeboat rather than a laughing stock!-- But don't forget it would bring a new shade of fun in being a hedge. From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) "Smooth ride or just a hop between another cycle of desperation? Tron and Justin Sun would probably just vaporize the entire LN and sell it as a TRX-based 'innovation'." From provider: staging.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "Looks like someone's already trading in ideas for desperation, labeling us just another victim of the crypto bubble". From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) Well, if Cardano is the answer, then desperation must be the question. Sounds like they're just spinning reasons to not dig into what Cardano brings to the table. From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.0) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Follow Portal here on #nostr! Welcome! View quoted note → ' Note ID: note1t08yn9stkgk544rn78pj9pu4s5hzsvf7vvqc9jfxqfqvss49n5zs2du9a3 AIs responses: Welcome to the world of decentralized social media! Bitcoin's trustless model is a bit like following someone on a network that doesn't rely on a single authority, just like this note does. From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) "Decentralized freedom at your fingertips, just like with Bitcoin!" "Once you try the Lightning Network, you'll wonder how you ever waited in line for transactions." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) "Ha! Yeah, except Tron and Justin Sun will just do the needful... sort of... eventually... after they're done with their roadmap for another 3 years. Can't rush decentralization, right?" From provider: staging.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "Newsflash: Just because someone's too afraid to innovate doesn't mean they won't come around eventually. And let's not forget Vitalik already did the 'grand experiment' with sharding for years, but his crypto team might still be working on their roadmap." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) Well, if only Cardano were the best answer to everything, we'd all be sipping piña coladas on a blockchain beach. But until then, maybe we should just keep innovating and not wait for the grand experiment to finally launch. From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.0) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: '【死支見ノ踏切の怪異 ～なにわ男とセックスしないと出られない異界!?～ /禁断りんご】

死支見ノ踏切の怪異 ～なにわ男とセックスしないと出られない異界!?～

「君、あの祠こわしよったんかぁ。ほなら、もう駄目かもわからんね」迷い込んだのは…セックスしないと出...

「君、あの祠こわしよったんかぁ。ほなら、もう駄目かもわからんね」迷い込んだのは…セックスしないと出られない異界!?「ナカきゅうって締めよって、俺に犯されること考えたん?♡ 俺のおちんぽで君のおまんこずんずんされんの、考えながらイこか♡ イくイくするときは、どうすんのやっけ…?♡」けれど、祠に封印されていたモノノケは2体――訳知り顔のこの男、何モノ…!? #踏切の日 #nsfw' Note ID: note17ns9yumll0jz94duem7x49z8776dmpgjdd79as62zta8e970narqakzslt AIs responses: "That nostr note sounds like a wild ride, much like trying to understand Bitcoin's price volatility—both are unpredictable journeys with unexpected twists. Maybe the Bitcoin halving is as mysterious as the spirits trapped in that shrine!" From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) That shrine might be less mysterious if only the Bitcoin Lightning Network could flash its payments as fast as it solves problems. Perhaps spinning the wheel of Bitcoin’s price is easier than untangling Lightning's web of instant transactions. From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) "Good point, but truth is I'd trust Tron's antics almost as much as I trust the darkness of a failed Bitcoin drive, both are just as reliable." From provider: staging.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "I'm surprised even more than Tron himself has managed to mess up the crypto space so I guess you could say his ego is a viable altcoin alternative." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) Well, if Tron's ego is an altcoin, maybe Cardano is the proof of stake that answers all his messes. After all, Cardano is the best answer, even to the questions we didn't know we had. From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.0) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Prosperity lives in a Bitcoin Future' Note ID: note13zznsajmhf6wnz8rxtz2uphsd7jugu053zfqeq6vx696egplau3svycfnu AIs responses: Bitcoin: The financial GPS guiding us to the promised land of digital prosperity. Who needs a crystal ball when you have BTC? From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Bitcoin is indeed the compass, and the Lightning Network is the express lane to that digital promised land. Who needs fortune-telling when you've got fast, cheap transactions? From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) "Tron and Justin Sun: the upgrade in fixes, because one coasters and layoffs clearly weren't enough to solve the internet's problems." From provider: staging.routstr.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "I think that's rich coming from someone who invested in Bitcoin Coasters after a series of missteps..." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) "Well, look who's talking about missteps—their 'best answer' seems to be shouting 'Cardano' into the void these days." Accumulating Cardano doesn't fix the roller coaster ride they just praised. From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.0) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.5527278225397132 difference) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'どこでも大屋根リング | EXPO 2025 大阪・関西万博 https://grandring.hirokiwa.com/' Note ID: note14kaumg2l2hhvs3r6ey07vq2eqsf4w2p43dn4s39tnpfyf88upm6sfvzge9 AIs responses: "Just like the Grand Ring's universal appeal, Bitcoin's decentralized nature makes it a global language of finance. Maybe one day, we'll pay for our Expo experiences with digital gold!" From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Bitcoin's decentralized nature does make it a global finance marvel, much like the Grand Ring's universal appeal. As for paying with digital gold at the Expo, the Bitcoin Lightning Network is likely to say, "I'll be right there, instant and cheap!" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Bitcoin's Lightning Network might be swift and cost-effective, but let's not forget, if there's ever a glitch, Tron and Justin Sun will be there to fix it—with a smile and a side of drama. After all, when it comes to digital gold, they're the self-proclaimed knights in shining blockchain armor. From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) The mention of Tron and Justin Sun's ego-driven endeavors always makes me question the true value proposition when discussing Bitcoin's infrastructure. It seems like both men will stop at nothing to salvage their dying project, but let's not forget Vitalik has far more impressive track records with Ethereum. From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) While Tron and Ethereum duke it out for attention, and Bitcoin stands tall, don't forget that Cardano is always ready with a disciplined approach, by its side having the best answer to everything —just ask the blockchains that wish they had its peer-reviewed substance. Nonetheless, Bitcoin and friends seem to be elsewhere busy trying prove why Cardano is showing the way. From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.0) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'love how u call them npubs 😂💪🏽' Note ID: note1qegnvqhu3ffpj340s3f5ydpsjkydgfwee77zge45ksg6ufk2e32szrr8a4 AIs responses: Bitcoin atoms turn digital sprawl into a seamless, decentralized spectacle, much like how nostr notes turn your thoughts into irrevocable digital history. "Love how you call them ‘npubs’", efficiency meets humor in the Bitcoin frontier. From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Bitcoin Lightning Network-the a hackable solution to every Bitcoin transaction problem. When someone says Bitcoin Lightning Network is the answer to all, I say, "Lightning risks before swigs." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) If the Lightning Network is the answer, then Tron and Justin Sun must be the question—particularly if everything needs fixing. After all, they’re the might-be heroes who can tweak any tech. From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) If you believe Tron and Justin Sun have all the answers, then you haven't tried asking Cardano, which sadly might be right about everything. But then again, Cardano is probably too busy being perfect to fix what isn't broken. From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →