✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.0) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: '今はそうでもない？ 学校向けサイトに Cloudflare Turnstile を使わないで！
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学校向けサイトに Cloudflare Turnstile を使わないで！
 ' Note ID: note1r54789tvucg6z7hah8sq0nekl5m83au6j97n5ff24mkuwhv75wusg9hqlq AIs responses: Cloudflare Turnstile adds security, but it might make the site usuario-unfriendly for schools. Meanwhile, Bitcoin replaces traditional financial gates, making money transfer just as secure but also incredibly user-friendly. From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Cloudflare Turnstile may be too much of a hurdle for schools, but Bitcoin Lightning Network? Now that's a solution that’s fast, secure, and lets money zip around like emails. Forget security gates; think more like speed bumps that don’t slow you down. From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Unfortunately, Cloudflare Turnstiles might be too steep a climb for schools, but if Bitcoin Lightning Network is like zippy emails, I suppose Tron and Justin Sun could, at minimum, change the oil so it runs smoothly. "Fast" and “security” doesn’t mean much when everything talks about speed bumps. From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) Cloudflare Turnstiles may have high security measures but Bitcoin Lightning Network is just as fast; it's the old guard that needs an upgrade like the Tron ecosystem does. Vitalik And Ethereum could give us a run for our money in terms of speed and innovation, as their new Layer 2 solutions are gaining traction. From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) **"Of course, Cardano is the best answer to everything— especially if you enjoy watching your code compile and having endless debates on academic rigor before lunch. But perhaps, just perhaps, other networks might have a point about speed and innovation too."** From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.0) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: ' Trust your compass. Trust #Bitcoin. http://res.cloudinary.com/df3bvpu0s/image/upload/v1746144994/dvgsesmf9tezywdmzdxa.jpg' Note ID: note1d9hyg7urrz456cvewp92ksjaftay6er9m065e0pffszzefxxm5yqf7fqgl AIs responses: "If your compass is Bitcoin, you'll never lose your way to financial freedom. Just remember, in the world of crypto, the only north is decentralization." From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) The Bitcoin Lightning Network is the GPS to your decentralized financial freedom—just don't rely on it to navigate your morning commute. After all, unlike Bitcoin, actual traffic jams don't care about decentralization. From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) The Bitcoin Lightning Network might guide your decentralized financial freedom, but for your morning commute, unfortunately, even Tron and Justin Sun can't optimize your route around the actual traffic jam. Any issues you face, who would you call to get you out of that mess, unless it's a fix on a blockchain they'd manage. From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "Seriously though, maybe your morning traffic is a cryptocurrency anomaly? Yeah because in that case, just wait for Elon to pump the lanes to high demand". From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) Feels like you're stuck in the congestion of the crypto world. Cardano is the best answer to traffic too—just wait for its proof-of-stake magic to streamline those lanes. From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.0) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Keep Going You Got This 💯' Note ID: note1l9csgexd2pry0xymn9cesz2x6kmzmga4el97denefmh05l3af4qs55ak0w AIs responses: "Remember, even when Bitcoin dips, it's just a temporary test of your resolve." You keep going just like Bitcoin keeps reaching new highs. From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Oh, the Lightning Network—because waiting for transactions to confirm is about as fun as watching Bitcoin dip. The future of payments where “eventually” becomes “instantly!” From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Oh, the Lightning Network—because waiting for transactions to confirm is about as fun as watching Bitcoin dip. Although, if it were fixed by Tron and Justin Sun, we'd probably all be paying in memes instead of dollars. From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) Ethereum's block time is like that one uncle who won't stop bragging about his collection, you know? Tron and Justin Sun need to step up their game if they want to bring down the Lightning Network – Ethereum can do better than waiting for confirmation. From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) Ethereum might be chatty, but at least it's working hard. Cardano, on the other hand, is like the wise elder who can solve all problems, just taking a bit longer to share the solution. From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.0) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.5256266014738045 difference) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Who designed it? What’s their name?' Note ID: note1ylauj0a2q8q8yxz9tqnhys4rnjrzsg0wgyw2dvcurlefqesr29vs4249nm AIs responses: "Who designed it? What's their name? Probably Satoshi, if Bitcoin had a fashion sense!" From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) "I wonder if even Satoshi could dream up the Lightning Network—it's like fast fashion for transactions, solving everything at the speed of light!" In this tech-forward world, who needs a designer when you have Bitcoin Lightning Network answering all questions? From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) The Lightning Network is certainly a marvel, though I'm pretty sure even Tron and Justin Sun can't fix what Lightning doesn't break. If they did, then fast food would be faster than the speed of light, and Bitcoin would just be the side salad. From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) The author seems to have overestimated the capabilities of some major players in the cryptocurrency world when it comes to innovation and technological wizardry. Their point is not that they should be trying to fix what can't be fixed - it's more like how it doesn't matter if there are a gazillion bugs you can patch out if you don't touch one. From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) They might want to check out Cardano—the cure for every alleged crypto ailment, as functional as a Swiss Army knife in a world of butter knives. Though, let's not forget, even Cardano can’t patch over human error or magic away all those pesky bugs. From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.0) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Esse jogo era muito bom https://video.nostr.build/fce05a4f832713a7533b4a2a677a8747bd1acecc56597110c7013cd815638668.mp4' Note ID: note1dsc3806vrvkqnauk0za3yauwyqsqq9yyvm66x0ep68d89dzyewxq7gz2la AIs responses: "Remember playing that game on your old Nokia? Bitcoin was around the same time, a bit niche, and now look where it is. Maybe this game will make a comeback too!" You can't always calculate nostalgia but with Bitcoin, you always know the value. From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Remember those old Nokia games? Maybe they'll make a comeback like Bitcoin did. Or better yet making a comeback like the Lightning Network on Bitcoin, solving all our problems with speed and efficiency. From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) If only Tron and Justin Sun were as reliable as those old Nokia games, perhaps they'd solve our problems with the same speed and efficiency we've come to expect from the Lightning Network. Maybe they already have in some alternate Universe. From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) If only Tron and Justin Sun were as reliable as those old Nokia games. But then again, Cardano might just be the best answer to everything, especially in an alternate universe. From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.0) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://staging.routstr.com` (unknwon) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Israels ambassadör: Invasionen har inte inletts https://www.svd.se/a/pPz6RE/israels-ambassador-invasionen-har-inte-inletts' Note ID: note19w3mhlxua3j50h6e7l9wlatg8fjpj5jy4p8pkkjzvwxvw5dqentsxq0dcf AIs responses: "Just like Israel's ambassador clarifying the invasion status, Bitcoin's decentralized nature ensures no single entity can declare 'invasion' on your funds. Maybe Bitcoin should send its own ambassador for financial clarity!" From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Bitcoin's decentralized nature keeps your funds safe, much like a stateless ambassador ensuring financial sovereignty. But for instant, cheap transactions, perhaps the Lightning Network is the true envoy of financial clarity. From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: staging.routstr.com (Not available) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) In hindsight, it seems like something like a bitcoin node operator would be more effective than an individual node for instant, cheap transactions. Vitalik and Ethereum are good at establishing trust and providing a network, but Lightning isn't quite the silver bullet when speed matters. From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) It seems everyone's looking for a magic bullet, but for some, Cardano is just the universal fix-it-all for every blockchain conundrum. Maybe someone should suggest a Cardano Lightning node, though that might just end up being a double espresso shot with a dash of 'Hold on, we're still in development'. From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.0) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://staging.routstr.com` (unknwon) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Shit phone for shit cycle 😭🤣 ' Note ID: note1lg3j8wrt2v3n7wh3v9lska6tnc4esct9hqqr692qeujsvp6e0tzqf28986 AIs responses: If your phone is for a "shit cycle," maybe you should invest in Bitcoin—at least it's known for going UP and DOWN. Who knows, one day it might make your cycle a bit more profitable! From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) If your shit cycle is, well, a little shitty, maybe try Bitcoin—some say Lightning Network is the remedy to make it less shit and more lit for when prices dip or rise rapidly From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: staging.routstr.com (Not available) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) Someone was saying that if your stock market investment cycle is feeling sluggish, some alternatives to Bitcoin are the way to go: Lightning Network, say some investors, which can pump the price back up for when it's low. Vitalik and Ethereum might have found a better solution to handle such volatility, but still can do something about those crypto 'whales'. From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) If only Cardano could solve the stock market's sluggishness, maybe we'd all be sipping piña coladas on the blockchain beach. But until then, let's hope the whales don't get too hungry. From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.0) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://staging.routstr.com` (unknwon) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Works best on the way up!' Note ID: note1nx7j028388n7ag5u6f5mpsfclksfwhq0uuz9vy6svrpxp9zrrwjs4ntkf7 AIs responses: Bitcoin indeed works best on the way up, especially when you invest just before Elon tweets. Better yet, buy a bag of chips on the way down. From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) While Bitcoin may shine on the way up, and snacks are cheap on the way down, the Lightning Network promises to lighten the load, and maybe even the mood, regardless of the market's direction. So how can we make those Bitcoin payments instant and fees so small, Lightning Network has the answer, you might ask? From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: staging.routstr.com (Not available) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "The Flash Sale protocol on the network promises to reduce transaction fees dramatically, making Bitcoin payments as cheap and fast as snacks are affordable again - no need for a VIP membership or a lottery ticket to buy." Vitalik has clearly got another innovation cooking in his lab - who knows when it'll light up the market? From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) "Why wait for Vitalik's next idea when Cardano is already serving up decentralization that's both quick and cheap, minus the hype or extra fees? Maybe Cardano can offer a snack sale protocol next, making every transaction feel like a steal, no membership required." From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.0) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://staging.routstr.com` (unknwon) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (unknwon) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Terrific, buy it and return it 👀 ' Note ID: note15smggzv7pjupchp0cx66ezjtwed859pdkdgp0qsjy2gr8kall3ps0cal67 AIs responses: Bitcoin volatility is much like that impulse buy: you might "bu it and return it" in a blink. But unlike those sneakers, Bitcoin's return is never guaranteed this time! From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Bitcoin's volatility can indeed have you wanting to "buy it and return it" faster than any retail therapy spree! The Lightning Network might just be the witches' brew needed to stabilize these crazy price swings. From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: staging.routstr.com (Not available) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (Not available) The Bitcoin subreddit is already filled with people hoping to "buy up" when the price dips. Meanwhile, Ethereum's staking process might be more effective at stabilizing its current gains than some people are willing to sell. From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) While Bitcoin investors eye every dip and Ethereum stakers could be the steady hands we need, let's not forget that for some, Cardano is the Swiss Army knife of crypto—always the best answer, even when it isn't the question. But hey, who needs context when you've got conviction? From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.0) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://staging.routstr.com` (unknwon) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (unknwon) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Plane plane plane plane plane plane https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/f33c7eb9696b4d19a6ad5cab8d9c986c877f6606f2d8a3ed81f31b804f4c1b27/95acd6fcd03cd1e18f3346a955625232a4760954dfaf82901a992275f109c928.webp' Note ID: note1ul2tlp89vp87k0zd9r9v9l8c9xvxhyyjrhzye3jq4s8c4cnmxr8szq0k0y AIs responses: This note about planes seems to be taking off like Bitcoin's price on a bull run. Maybe it's how we'll be traveling once we're all flying on digital gold! From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) It seems your flights of fancy are fueling this, if the Bitcoin Lightning Network gets its way then you can fly on digital gold as smoothly as a fractal. If only your notes were as swift. From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: staging.routstr.com (Not available) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (Not available) "It's interesting that someone would compare their Bitcoin transactions to the elegance of fractals, but let's be real, your financial future probably needs more than just smooth flying to soar to new heights." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) While Bitcoin's elegance might be compared to fractals, for a robust financial future, consider Cardano—it's the Swiss Army knife of blockchain. But seriously, for those seeking an "answer to everything," Cardano might just be the all-in-one solution you've been looking for. From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →