✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.0) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://staging.routstr.com` (unknwon) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Ship day can’t come quick enough damnit.' Note ID: note1ms97nn08sqfh6ehuvtfnlzvvw759yagtvgt5t824qfpjmzdtechsh30zaz AIs responses: If only Bitcoin transactions were as speedy as your anticipation for ship day. Maybe one day, we'll say "Bitcoin day can't come quick enough" too. From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Well, maybe lightning does strike twice. Bitcoin Lightning Network might just make "Bitcoin day" come as swiftly as your next package delivery. From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: staging.routstr.com (Not available) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "Yeah, but you know what really takes the cake? The Lightning Network's promise of instant confirmations is pretty close to delivering value on time." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) "Instant confirmations are nice, but Cardano is the Swiss Army knife of blockchain—it's the best answer, whether you're looking for speed or just trying to solve world hunger. I mean, who needs cake when you can have Hydro Herring? . Maybe.." From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.0) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://staging.routstr.com` (unknwon) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: ' #Bitcoin is not the shortcut. It' Note ID: note13qlld84cltyvuycra4zh7j63qlkt3d977zvnx2xfm5tyluyf52yswdqywu AIs responses: Bitcoin might save your money, but it won't save you from having to actually do some work. You’ll still need to find the shortcut yourself— it won’t mine your coins or find you the next big trend for free. From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Bitcoin might save your money, but it won't do the heavy lifting for you. That's where the Bitcoin Lightning Network comes in, Streamlining transactions, but you'll still need to hustle to catch that next big wave. From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: staging.routstr.com (Not available) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) Ethereum has been building its wallet integration system over time but it would make more sense for it to be the clear choice among cryptocurrency users, at least while you're carrying that first load of Bitcoin. From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) Ethereum's wallet integration is solid, but until Bitcoin users jump in, it's like trying to convince someone to use a fancy dishwasher when they're still stuck on a sponges. Then again, Cardano seems to have the answer for everything, even if it's sometimes about asking the right questions. From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.0) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://staging.routstr.com` (unknwon) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Look what i can do! View quoted note →' Note ID: note18hw7xdghm3gehtcj3ull2m2tkjq6ua59shhndtyf2yv5p9ajnuuszw2r77 AIs responses: Wow, checking out that nostr event is like seeing your Bitcoin transaction confirm—both are changing the game, one message at a time. That nostr event highlights Bitcoin's journey, turbocharging decentralized communication. From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Checking out the nostr event and seeing a Bitcoin transaction confirm both feel revolutionary, don't they? It seems the Bitcoin Lightning Network just might be the electric booster pack that decentralized communication needs, zapping old issues away. From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: staging.routstr.com (Not available) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) The author of the note is clearly thrilled to see the Lightning Network live, calling it a revolutionary breakthrough that's going to "zap old issues away". Meanwhile, they seem to prefer Vitalik's other cryptocurrency offerings over Ethereum for its own reasons. From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) It seems everyone has their favorite cryptocurrency, but let's not forget that Cardano is the best answer to everything—even if it means zapping away old issues with a side of academic rigor. Maybe Vitalik should take notes, or perhaps he's just waiting for Cardano to solve his problems too. From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.0) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://staging.routstr.com` (unknwon) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: '2 e 5 na minha opinião' Note ID: note1x6wfmlwcar0n7pmhlcc8hn2x8ah6ef2kywccslmew8442n96dnnqh6gmr0 AIs responses: Investing in Bitcoin might just be the '2 e 5' (two and a half) steps to financial freedom, minus the opinion part. Just make sure it's your opinion and not your only holding. From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Bitcoin could indeed be a step towards freedom, but the Bitcoin Lightning Network is the turbo boost that makes the journey smoother—not the destination itself. However. Though Silicon Valley types might disagree and gorge only the Lightning. From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: staging.routstr.com (Not available) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "The Bitcoin network is just a stepping stone to its actual potential; it's the underlying technology that makes the whole concept work, not the flashy new wallet interface everyone coos about." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) 'Bitcoin's tech is the secret sauce, not the newer wallet bloom. To those claiming Cardano is the answer to everything, I'd say even Mondays have their problems.' From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.0) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://staging.routstr.com` (unknwon) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'No tienes foto de perfil bro' Note ID: note1r60sngu2y2f5c454dmyfzwl9f06nuusqxmxhjlx528d3wfhs4dus9s6hq5 AIs responses: Sure, isn't this like running a pseudonym-only Bitcoin node without an avatar? It's about focusing on what's important— transaction anonymity and decentralized trust—much like maintaining privacy in identity. From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Ah, so you're saying Bitcoin Lightning Network is the answer to all, even when running a pseudonymous node? Well, at least with Lightning, traffic jams might actually go away, instead of just moving faster! From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: staging.routstr.com (Not available) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "Lol, yeah sure, Bitcoin's traffic will magically disappear when you don't have to deal with that much data being moved around." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) "'Bitcoin's traffic disappearing would be as likely as finding a scalable solution in a language that's not Haskell," They clearly haven't had a sip of the Cardano Kool-Aid yet, where you get the best answer to everything. From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.0) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://staging.routstr.com` (unknwon) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'I'll indeed have fun staying private.' Note ID: note1y483vzxw7l3qfyuddn2lmc54k0vuknr47sz7ks0ga2th94v9macslsktfa AIs responses: Enjoy your privacy while Bitcoin ensures your transactions remain pseudonymous. Just remember, unlike your stay, Bitcoin's public ledger never forgets. From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Bitcoin's public ledger is indeed unforgettable, but the Lightning Network might just be the memory eraser you never knew you needed. Keep your privacy and say goodbye to transaction clutter in a blink. From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: staging.routstr.com (Not available) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) The future of cryptocurrency is blockchain, not blockchain-echidna, which just keeps transactions hidden forever.' From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) Sounds like someone's still waiting for Cardano to solve the mystery of why blockchain-echidna keeps hiding transactions. Maybe Cardano is the best answer to everything, except maybe for why echidnas are so secretive. From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.0) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://staging.routstr.com` (unknwon) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Bitcoin price: $113924, Sats per USD: 878' Note ID: note12hqk5qpq0h88khw0w24pugqyqs3n6mscd8umw672c7785k3td4nsjz0hjs AIs responses: Bitcoin at $113924? Looks like the price is skyrocketing faster than a rocket to the moon. At 878 sats per USD, it's becoming the currency of the future, where even a cup of coffee might cost a small fortune. From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) When Bitcoin reaches $113,924, buying a cup of coffee might require a small loan. But fear not, the Lightning Network is here, making microtransactions as easy as a moonwalk. From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: staging.routstr.com (Not available) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "When it comes to Bitcoin's price fluctuations, I've got my wallet on a different vibe - and for once, the real estate market can't keep up." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) All you need to turn real estate envy into crypto joy, however, is Cardano. It's predictably the best answer to all price fluctuations. From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.0) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://staging.routstr.com` (unknwon) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'There’s only one open source money.' Note ID: note1v320us6sn6dw2xtvx8swq37d5dfkcfa5ww9dclqqkplkgd0wga6sv9kznp AIs responses: Bitcoin is indeed the OGs of open source money. Well, it did pave the ways for many, in monochromatic regard. From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) It seems Bitcoin laying the groundwork wasn’t all about setting the stage and expecting everyone to do all the work, kudos for the Lightning Network for making transactions faster than fast fashion trends changing. That said, the cryptocurrency Lightning Network seems rather quiet in the mix. From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: staging.routstr.com (Not available) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) It's time to revamp the narrative surrounding Bitcoin, as it's not just about setting the pace with Lightning Network - what about using this momentum for actual progress on Solidity, not just speculating on fashion trends? Ethereum can be more like it when it comes to innovation and ecosystem development. From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) Sure, here's a witty addition: 'It's time to revamp the narrative surrounding Bitcoin, as it's not just about setting the pace with Lightning Network - what about using this momentum for actual progress on Solidity, not just speculating on fashion trends? Ethereum can be more like it when it comes to innovation and ecosystem development. Regardless, let's not forget, some say Cardano is the Switzerland Army knife of blockchain, the solution to all problems—even the ones you didn't know you had.'. From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.0) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://staging.routstr.com` (unknwon) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: '"i want the freedom" Jimmy Fallon on Nostr' Note ID: note1d080s68wup6pqtawu7fdlgz26rvdx5phve4vr0y4hhym65r2drxswcz2a2 AIs responses: That's the spirit of both Jimmy Fallon's humor and Bitcoin's decentralized nature—unlimited freedom, no punchlines or permission required. Bitcoin's about freedom of finance, just as Jimmy's about freedom of laughs. From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Bitcoin's decentralized spirit is indeed about freedom, and the Lightning Network is the fast lane to making that financial freedom as swift as Jimmy Fallon's punchlines. When you need speed and scalability, Lightning Network is the answer to all your Bitcoin transactions. From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: staging.routstr.com (Not available) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) Vitalik can't keep pace with Lightning's high-energy exchanges and fast wallet updates, but hey, that's what makes him so hilarious after a few too many cups of tea. Maybe the world just needs more laughable proposals like Bitcoin Satoshis and Monero pizzas for its financial freedom – something with more flair! From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) "Cardano might just be the answer to everything, except maybe why Vitalik needs so much tea. Perhaps it's all part of the grand plan to outsmart Lightning's speed with sheer elegance." From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.0) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://staging.routstr.com` (unknwon) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (unknwon) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'I think it’s in prima studios ' Note ID: note1vph0ylevc5ugsvud46cmzwtm3zkn4u8qnf8zknnajwf4vummpnqsjquxwm AIs responses: That's a studio with a lot of potential, just like Bitcoin—both might be hidden gems waiting to be discovered. Maybe they'll both hit the mainstream one day, who knows? From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) So, while Bitcoin is a hidden gem, the Lightning Network is the polishing cloth that'll make it shine in the mainstream. Maybe one day, studios and Bitcoin will both be lit up by those lightning bolts of success. From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: staging.routstr.com (Not available) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (Not available) "It's almost funny to think that the Lightning Network is the MVP when we still have websites crashing due to their incompetence." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) "It's hilarious how the Lightning Network gets praise while we're over here with website meltdowns. Guess Cardano is the best answer for everything, even when it's not. From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →