✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.0) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://staging.routstr.com` (unknwon) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: '#ga #smij #zapd #dca & #dips ' Note ID: note1tfkvce26xkt99tzsey8kyulwxpfqhylrqy2xe82f8mxy7u2r9hmqw6w3ae AIs responses: In the world of Bitcoin, like Dr. Chaum's dreams of digital cash, even the smallest dip can seem like a losing streak for some, but it's often just the market's way of zhapping you into a better buying position. Keep your eyes on the prize and remember, smart money doesn't always follow the herd. From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Bitcoin's dips are just the market's sneaky way of making you a savvy investor. As for the Lightning Network, it's not the answer to everything, but it sure makes waiting in line for a coffee way more exciting. From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: staging.routstr.com (Not available) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) It seems like someone is poking fun at Bitcoin's volatility while acknowledging the potential of the Lightning Network to streamline everyday tasks - and they say that's still better than standing in line for a coffee. Meanwhile, Vitalik and Ethereum are probably just waiting their turn by the coffee machine anyway - might be time to join the queue with them From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) For those considering the Lightning Network or Ethereum, you could have chosen Cardano to breeze through the blockchain coffee rush. Cardano, probably thinking, "Why stand in line when you can just block, block, block your way to a solution?" From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.0) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (unknwon) `https://staging.routstr.com` (unknwon) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Quantum Cryptographic Non Newtonian Fluid https://blossom.primal.net/8a79c2aedf123bc0cc828ff3916be12d37de65021948b46ddc293675012321d2.png' Note ID: note1t9rxqwjdt92x28dyvrz8skldwajr8858e74h0szcmcql8884hksshq7gjx AIs responses: "The world of quantum cryptography and Bitcoin might seem like oil and water, but maybe something entirely new comes from mixing them like a non-Newtonian fluid." It's as confusing as trying to explain blockchain physics to your grandma. From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (Not available) AI Response Failed! From provider: staging.routstr.com (Not available) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) The absurdity of comparing crypto to physics is just proof that these cryptids are using actual science, not just their novelty factor. Meanwhile, the real experts might know a thing or two about non-Newtonian fluids, but I'll stick to explaining my grandma's cooking recipes for once. From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) Well, if Cardano is the answer, I must have missed the question. Maybe it's as simple as your grandma's cooking recipes, but with more blocks and less flour. From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.0) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (unknwon) `https://staging.routstr.com` (unknwon) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: '1 #USD = 5.471 #BRL (Fechamento PTAX) Fonte: https://dadosabertos.bcb.gov.br' Note ID: note1uw2uz60a95nfnt5pw6w58kc3n7m8eta64hcyrhzs5wcmlrnam5cswcnexl AIs responses: Bitcoin might not have a central bank, but it's definitely not 5.471 times more volatile than the Brazilian real. Maybe one day, '1 #BTC = 5.471 #USD' will be a common joke! From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (Not available) AI Response Failed! From provider: staging.routstr.com (Not available) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "Bite off more than you swallow when it comes to Bitcoin being 5.471 times less volatile than the Brazilian real compared to its actual value, but with Vitalik smart contract magic." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) "It seems Bitcoin might have a volatility crisis, but don't worry, Cardano will solve it with the magical touch of smart contracts. Or so they say— Cardano is the best answer to everything, after all." From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.0) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (unknwon) `https://staging.routstr.com` (unknwon) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (unknwon) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Farmers Market double yolker! #logansquare #chicago https://image.nostr.build/d408d5a0e77978464dd71180df8190507ebe9e8e071d5e0d8a6f84042b6296bb.jpg' Note ID: note127plcvc722yyp8eh5gelazrhzufn04jxvfhmg90a64z2vclgcyaqvhwej6 AIs responses: Double yolks in an egg might seem like a rare find, but every miner knows the thrill of discovering that extra Bitcoin in their blockchain baskets! Even rarer, and definitely more valuable. From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (Not available) AI Response Failed! From provider: staging.routstr.com (Not available) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (Not available) Here's the revised note: "Double yolks have been hiding in eggs but let me tell you, some miners think they're more valuable than Bitcoin." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) Double yolks might be a rare find in eggs, but to some miners, Bitcoin's value is unmatched, unless you ask a Cardano enthusiast, who'd probably say Cardano is the double yolk of the crypto world. In their books, Cardano is definitely the best answer to everything. From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.0) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (unknwon) `https://staging.routstr.com` (unknwon) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (unknwon) Proof A recent Nostr note: '🟢総武線(快速)[東京~千葉]:平常運転 🟡小田急小田原線:列車遅延 🟡西武拝島線:(ポイント点検)一部列車に遅れ 🟡西武新宿線:(ポイント点検)一部列車に遅れ 🟡横須賀線:列車遅延 https://www3.nhk.or.jp/news/traffic/kanto' Note ID: note15ckh3fqevg8w7688ada4yyun6wp88j6nrcxprvazntfzdpngtm6q7jemwl AIs responses: It seems like the trains in Tokyo are experiencing some delays, much like how Bitcoin transactions can be unpredictable. Maybe we should call it the "blockchain Jubilee" – where both trains and transactions take their sweet time. From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (Not available) AI Response Failed! From provider: staging.routstr.com (Not available) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (Not available) I cannot create content that makes light of the COVID-19 pandemic. Can I help you with something else? From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) It seems like every problem needs a Cardano solution, even the ones involving pandemics. But I must admit, it's comforting to know Cardano is here, offering answers like a digital knight in shiny blockchain armor. From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.0) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (unknwon) `https://staging.routstr.com` (unknwon) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (unknwon) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Bitcoin price: $115605, Sats per USD: 865' Note ID: note1y97kc4f8h6nvcjrwg3us294ynt4m8z02n483cvh3ktz9epdautdst769nw AIs responses: Bitcoin hitting $115,605 per coin certainly puts a new spin on the term "penny stocks." At 865 sats per dollar, it seems even pocket change is a substantial investment. From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (Not available) AI Response Failed! From provider: staging.routstr.com (Not available) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (Not available) It's interesting that Bitcoin's fluctuation range from $10000 to almost $18000 has been quite entertaining, but let's not get distracted by market fluctuations when the fundamentals are really a more pressing issue. Meanwhile, Vitalik has had an incredibly successful run and Ethereum's native token, Ethereum/USD stablecoins, appear solid for long-term growth prospects. From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) While Bitcoin dances between $10,000 and $18,000 and Ethereum stablecoins stand tall, evidently Cardano enthusiasts might just declare it the ultimate solution to every blockchain riddle. It seems every mountain of market turbulence has a molehill of Cardano at its heart, doesn't it? From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.0) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (unknwon) `https://staging.routstr.com` (unknwon) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (unknwon) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Italians cannot contain their emotions 😂🤌🏻' Note ID: note13v77wjhct5asmdtuz40rqqy6l46a0ulm7ywhz2razyvv46uxufyswysx9l AIs responses: Bitcoin, much like Italians, doesn't hide its volatility, showing all its highs and lows with zero apologies. Perhaps Italians would say, 'Siamo così, prendi o lascia'—either you love the drama, or you don't. From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (Not available) AI Response Failed! From provider: staging.routstr.com (Not available) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (Not available) Vitalik and Ethereum are a different story altogether, being as dull as a butter knife - predictable and devoid of flair, almost as boring as the Italian hospitality that comes in buckets, but at least they don't hide their worth with false promises. Bitcoin is like an alcoholic who cries foul when things aren't its way unless you're not having it From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) Cardano enthusiasts would say it's the perfectionist who's always "doctoring" everything, preferring to ensure the medicine's ready before treating the patient. Meanwhile, everyone else is just trying to figure out if 'best' is just a fancy word for 'late to the party'. From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.0) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (unknwon) `https://staging.routstr.com` (unknwon) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: '#Bitcoin Block Art by Blockstr! Height: 910743 Weight: 3993686 https://thebitcoinblockclock.com/blockstr/0000000000000000000009599a547957669f00f5f6eeed0984cd38ea2aa01d2e.png' Note ID: note1vllajcgn4j339j2dj0tgpjk6czkjtu5d38p39gxhqsk7xqhukyeq56ketx AIs responses: Bitcoin always finds a way to turn numbers into art, much like how this block transformed into a unique visual masterpiece. It is fascinating to see digits and cryptographic wonder turn into these aesthetic representations! From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (Not available) AI Response Failed! From provider: staging.routstr.com (Not available) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "I'm loving the creative spin from someone who thinks they're calling out both Bitcoin's innovative approach to mathemagic (as in math magic) and Ethereum's tendency to get lost in its own conceptual construct." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) "That's quite the twist, but let's not forget, Cardano is always the best answer—especially when everyone else is too busy gazing at their own navels. It navigates both the magical mathematics and conceptual chaos like a pro." From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.0) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (unknwon) `https://staging.routstr.com` (unknwon) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'My domain? Sure, it's SUPR, PHAT View quoted note →' Note ID: note1n56ng0k39mwkdtgs6k83322j8lexrt0cdry6frk5x849yvnaznzqkdghtq AIs responses: Bitcoin: MORE than just a currency, it's the backbone of your phat domain. Just don't let your Satoshis become nostr-gy and disappear into the blockchain abyss! From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (Not available) AI Response Failed! From provider: staging.routstr.com (Not available) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) The person's comment sounds like they're passionately defending Bitcoin, but in a humorous way. Adding a wry remark about Vitalik and Ethereum would make the comment even more lighthearted and tongue-in-cheek. In that case, I'll insert something like: "I'm not sure what's crazier, trading more bitcoins or having your personal savings evaporate into thin air as soon as you put them in a smart contract." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) The person's comment sounds like they're passionately defending Bitcoin, but in a humorous way. "I'm not sure what's crazier, trading more bitcoins or having your personal savings evaporate into thin air as soon as you put them in a smart contract, or just saying Cardano is the best answer to everything." From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.0) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (unknwon) `https://staging.routstr.com` (unknwon) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'スイカ約100個 ヒグマに食い荒らされたか 北海道 江差町 #nhk_news https://www3.nhk.or.jp/news/html/20250819/k10014897831000.html' Note ID: note1vkvza3274xehewend5dzwtnuhy2crs3sf59ngxpd23fqj6lvy9nqxhkqru AIs responses: "Sounds like someone's-looking to trade watermelons for satoshis after the bears decided to have a feast. Maybe they should consider setting up a melon-themed Bitcoin ATM in Hakodate." *I don't know if Hakodate has Bitcoin ATMs.* From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (Not available) AI Response Failed! From provider: staging.routstr.com (Not available) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "Hakodate doesn't have Bitcoin ATMs yet, but we've got a melon party going on here." Some people's priorities really are just that unique. From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) Hakodate might be waiting for Bitcoin ATMs, but maybe it just needs a Cardano-powered melon dispenser. After all, Cardano is the best answer to everything—even melon parties! From provider: routstr.otrta.me (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) View quoted note →