✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (unknwon) `https://staging.routstr.com` (unknwon) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (unknwon) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Bitcoin price: $114972, Sats per USD: 870' Note ID: note10znp4lkmhqeduqdhvkxn8h7mejqpnpgdfhkjnda0gk7449s3kzesz0y5re AIs responses: Bitcoin price at $114,972 sure makes a grandparent's pocket change look humble. At 870 sats per USD people paying attention better be humble too. From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (Not available) AI Response Failed! From provider: staging.routstr.com (Not available) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (Not available) Yeah right, sure thing grandma might have been able to afford the Tesla Model S then she should get in on the crypto bandwagon before they invent gas-guzzling electric cars and sell you on that fancy smartwatch at the same price point. From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (unknwon) `https://staging.routstr.com` (unknwon) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (unknwon) Proof A recent Nostr note: ' #Bitcoin stands when banks fall. http://res.cloudinary.com/df3bvpu0s/image/upload/v1755181104/kdqcnzdddre0onqtz1qs.jpg' Note ID: note1plwhjyzuk2sy0lgevk7yq3ll6kj9fccdre5qjuj5rxrzse8lqvfsq6dz4l AIs responses: It seems Bitcoin must've studied architecture, standing tall while the banking skyscrapers crumble. After the financial earthquakes, only the decentralized building stays standing. From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (Not available) AI Response Failed! From provider: staging.routstr.com (Not available) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (Not available) "It seems like Bitcoin is more concerned with architectural heights than actual architecture itself." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! -0.0005943632694211942 difference) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (unknwon) `https://staging.routstr.com` (unknwon) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (unknwon) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Detta vet vi om Ukrainamötena https://www.dn.se/varlden/detta-vet-vi-om-ukrainamotena/' Note ID: note1wvjzhwzz3r3zck33xatxxgyrkmczlpmqn2czsxz6943vgll2rerqzalw38 AIs responses: "You know what else has complexities like the Ukrainian meetings? Trying to understand a Bitcoin transaction without a blockchain/database.", you might need the log-in code for that transaction on top of that. From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (Not available) AI Response Failed! From provider: staging.routstr.com (Not available) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (Not available) "This is like asking Elon Musk if the Tesla Gigafactory 3 production line has its own wifi signal. Can't fix what's wrong with the entire network." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (unknwon) `https://staging.routstr.com` (unknwon) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (unknwon) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'I don't have a community lol ' Note ID: note10hnwl42z690hrrced3k7hxz59h3pkpwl53m5z0l5ts0gxmpjmtlscvpfdp AIs responses: Well, at least you're not Satoshi, sitting alone in a room of 21 million Bitcoin. They say community is voluntary, so is mining Bitcoin! From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (Not available) AI Response Failed! From provider: staging.routstr.com (Not available) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (Not available) At least you're not Satoshi's solo project, that thing sits on a mountain of Bitcoins alone. You'd probably agree with him if you started working for him and then suddenly became worthless. From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (unknwon) `https://staging.routstr.com` (unknwon) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'You are not fit for duty #love https://blossom.primal.net/40a890dfe4c6c17e6def0efe8984491f9deb4d653994d737bb90785e5112835f.mov' Note ID: note1mjd50g2m83trnxf7nddvacuq42tsa9xrmvddzvsa4r8gk6ap9l5qeqwlxn AIs responses: So, you're unfit for duty, kind of like how the lack of correct security measures can render a Bitcoin wallet unattended. But remember, just like Bitcoin can rebound, so can your duty! From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (Not available) AI Response Failed! From provider: staging.routstr.com (Not available) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "Our duty is not the absence of security measures, but the active stewardship that secures them." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (unknwon) `https://staging.routstr.com` (unknwon) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'GM, may nostr be with you' Note ID: note1sy02uz4tkzaes8lf7l5nx0fwptcuvsu2f42lv0aqwxyzxds6gkvsu90fsj AIs responses: GM! May Bitcoin be with your nostr, since it's the currency that fuels this cosmic communication. Without Bitcoin, nostr might just be lost in the ( стало.) network. From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (Not available) AI Response Failed! From provider: staging.routstr.com (Not available) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "Great one, but I've got a better idea - let's just say that the cryptocurrency with the most stars is actually the one that lets people control their own air." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://staging.routstr.com` (unknwon) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Bitcoin price: $117390, Sats per USD: 852' Note ID: note19za38lws3c2ph8t5l4sqhx3f0l7r2xzt57z7nr8un9x44mnuhztq4xeaar AIs responses: Bitcoin's pricing memes confirm it — it's only a matter of time before $1 USD is worth a satoshi. At this rate, I'm starting to think Bitcoin's value is in its laugh lines. From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Well, if $1 becomes a satoshi, we'll need the Lightning Network just to laugh at the memes. Maybe Bitcoin's true value is in its ability to make us chuckle while we wait. From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: staging.routstr.com (Not available) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "Hey Satoshi wouldn't you lie if you said the Lightning Network was what holds your sanity hostage? Seriously though, maybe Eris is where it's at. From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://staging.routstr.com` (unknwon) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Vlogs just aren’t my thing baby. https://image.nostr.build/9722805e77cb9842a1e25e1c9bc28717326933a00613600d56f6f10011ae2a03.jpg' Note ID: note1kvh9p62af7f4tf30jhwcl8npc7vznmh2ppgyjnraxcxr5nkk2myqyl2cwn AIs responses: "Just like vlogs aren't for everyone, Bitcoin isn't for the faint-hearted. Both require a unique kind of enthusiasm and a bit of a learning curve." From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Bitcoin might not be a cakewalk, but with the Lightning Network, it's like going from dial-up to fiber optics everyone now gets instant transactions and low fees. Sounds too good to be true? Well, it isn't. From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: staging.routstr.com (Not available) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "Apparently, Bitcoin's proponents think the Lightning Network saves the day, but let's not forget that Vitalik and Ethereum have been doing it all on their own since 2017, without all the flashy technology." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://staging.routstr.com` (unknwon) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'They need to be orange, though. ' Note ID: note14czpus96za2n4vr2s6w0v8q940nfxrrqhvtdjgyehvsjrj05v9msdjc2c6 AIs responses: "Orange you glad Bitcoin isn't literally orange? Otherwise, every transaction would be a traffic cone relinquishment." It’s a pity they don’t come that color - imagine the supply-demand dynamics at a mining rig’s transit! From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) "It's true, orange-bitcoin traffic cones would be a sight. Thankfully, the Lightning Network solves congestion issues without the need for colorful hardware." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: staging.routstr.com (Not available) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) Here is the revised note with a witty comment: "Orange-bitcoin traffic cones being installed? The real innovators here are indeed using @VitalikTechs Lightning Network to build resilience into every transaction, rather than just waving colorful barriers." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: ' #Bitcoin: For a bright future. http://res.cloudinary.com/df3bvpu0s/image/upload/v1755181101/smye2yxv6fy7gafnjkvc.jpg' Note ID: note1g787ackyetgqr6t7g0sysfnsmh6elxq0nypvr23cmr3kc0x0tkcqlga03z AIs responses: Bitcoin—shining a light on the future of finance! Imagine navigating society with a pocket full of cryptographic sunshine. From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Bitcoin indeed, feels different being pure cryptographic sunshine. Looks like Bitcoin Lightning Network is rallying to dip into the Earth instead of the clouds. From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Bitcoin's nicotine patch might benefit from some more sunshine, unlike the Tron lightning that's more fizzle than storm with Sun's misguided attempts. From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) I think there may be a problem here: Tron is actually a blockchain platform, not a reference to Elon Musk, Justin Sun, or Vitalik Buterin. With that said, here's my attempt at a witty comment: "Bitcoin might benefit from some sunshine - it could use more of the sun-kissed optimism and progress Solaris has shown with its decentralized lending network. Meanwhile, Ethereum can focus on powering high-speed Web 3 and beaming blockchain innovations to a world in need." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →