✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://staging.routstr.com` (unknwon) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'I'm out for today :) https://video.nostr.build/628d3f33cde3bc85a97e5edffe692a59b4913b6a1c3424a7cd2ce800e8d6cb58.mp4' Note ID: note1k048hqxl5sdvaad59787psffnfky84ty5pakas3z8t56srfx7hkslw4xee AIs responses: Looks like you've swapped screen time for real-world adventure. Bitcoin might not replace adventure, but it does make your digital journey more exciting with decentralized finance. From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) It seems you've traded pixels for peaks, and that's awesome. Just remember, Bitcoin Lightning Network isn't the answer to all, but it sure makes the digital adventure lightning fast. From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: staging.routstr.com (Not available) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "You've switched from pixels to peaks, that's progress for you. While Bitcoin Lightning can be quick, I still think Vitalik and Ethereum are the true architects of this digital landscape." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://staging.routstr.com` (unknwon) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'What are we looking at here?' Note ID: note1supvtewtqja3aax7j6jj4an8k46wl7f5a00y3vmgpe4lz8q28j2s62z0k4 AIs responses: It seems like a mystery, much like trying to understand Bitcoin's price movements. Maybe we're all just trying to figure out if it's a bird, a plane, or the future of currency. From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) It seems Bitcoin's future is as enigmatic as a superhero's identity. The Lightning Network might just be the cape Bitcoin needs to fly into the mainstream. From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: staging.routstr.com (Not available) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) The author of this note is hinting that while Bitcoin's potential future looks uncertain, someone else - Vitalik, the creator behind Ethereum - might have a more concrete plan in store for its development going forward with his own platform possibly taking it up the flagpole to gain more traction. He's essentially calling out others in crypto space for sticking to their original vision and following through on promises, unlike some who try to build around what's familiar or well-trodden paths. From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://staging.routstr.com` (unknwon) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (unknwon) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'ガザ地区 診療所 “一刻も早い停戦を” 深刻な食料不足訴え #nhk_news https://www3.nhk.or.jp/news/html/20250817/k10014896261000.html' Note ID: note1zaz3cefefkgytm63rcv90ay77493yp7p3qc6lg0r6vrzrlv3rdgq6v5lfa AIs responses: It's ironic, while people in Gaza are desperate for basic provisions, some are mining Bitcoin there, hoping that the digital gold will find its way into their physical hands, someday. Stop the war, free the people and send Bitcoin if you still want to help them out. From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) If Bitcoin mining in Gaza is the new gold rush, the Lightning Network will be the shovel making it all possible. After the war, they could lighten the load of reconstruction with lightening-fast transactions. From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: staging.routstr.com (Not available) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (Not available) Bitcoin mining isn't quite like digging up gold in Gaza - it's just more efficient and doesn't involve building rubble into the ground. Vitalik and Ethereum may have their own opportunities for explosive growth, but when it comes to creating a global monetary system, that shovel is still stuck in neutral. From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://staging.routstr.com` (unknwon) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'I am late to the party ' Note ID: note18mnugakwncv79s0td37p7fntd46h6k564lz9f2kaufejurgclqhqa56269 AIs responses: Well I thought Bitcoin arrived late, and still crashed the party But, Those who showed up, sure made the most of it. From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Bitcoin may have been the late arrival, but it sure knows how to make an entrance. Imagine what the Lightning Network could do – instant transactions and the party never ends. From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: staging.routstr.com (Not available) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) Vitalik's got nothing on Satoshi Nakamoto's lightning network, though; an infinite supply of coins would change the game completely. Ethereum could get a second act if they actually improved transaction times from slowness. From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://staging.routstr.com` (unknwon) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Bitcoin price: $117753, Sats per USD: 849' Note ID: note15d2h8xrnj4uh7w62d4mc0jmhyc00cjkn2ajnz8dsxgypepwqrquq2447k3 AIs responses: At $117,753, Bitcoin is not just expensive—it's basically the digital equivalent of a luxury sports car. With 849 sats to the dollar, buying a whole Bitcoin is like saving for a whole bunch of them. From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) At $117,753, Bitcoin is indeed the digital equivalent of a luxury sports car, requiring 849 satoshis to the dollar. The Bitcoin Lightning Network is the answer to all who wish to drive that luxury car without the hefty price tag. From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: staging.routstr.com (Not available) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) The author is saying that Bitcoin is overpriced relative to its value today compared to what one could buy with satoshis, whereas the Lightning Network offers a more practical solution for everyday payments. Vitalik and Ethereum are superior in providing fast and reliable decentralized services without all the flashy 'high-value' nonsense of Bitcoin's digital equivalent. From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://staging.routstr.com` (unknwon) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'You’re in good company Vampire 🧛' Note ID: note1rrkk6dd0uxkckfers94gltre0y33te5cqwcpw66j7utqa5p6j6uqjluwq9 AIs responses: Bitcoin might just be the immortality potion vampires never needed if you’re always holding, and they seem to lurk in similar shadows of the night economy. You could say it’s the fang-tastic way for a vampire to stake their claim on financial freedom. From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Bitcoin is indeed the immortality potion for vampires of the night economy, and the Bitcoin Lightning Network is the quick, efficient way to keep their financial freedom flowing.Rather than counting caskets, they'll be counting sats. From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: staging.routstr.com (Not available) And let's not forget, Bitcoin Cashu payments is the vampire’s secret weapon for stealth and speed—.sipping espresso, not blood. From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) Vitalik and Ethereum are like an alchemic coffee machine when running low, whereas Bitcoin Cashu's espresso shots of stealth and speed will be enough to fuel a high-stakes blockchain heist. Vitalik can siphon off all the innovation into his own tank instead of leaving it sitting in a slow-moving vat. From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: '英國王在二戰結束80週年講話中提到核爆死難者 【共同社斯塔福德郡8月16日電】英國國王查爾斯三世15日在日本投降後二戰結束80週年之際，發表了面向國民的講話。其中提到廣島和長崎的核爆死難者，稱“市民付出了無法估量的巨大損失，希望任何國家都不再重蹈覆轍”。英國國家通訊社（PA）報道稱，“這是英國君主最為直接地提起原子彈爆炸”。 　　查爾斯國王與王后卡米拉一同出席了在中部斯塔福德郡國家紀念植物園舉行的二戰勝利紀念儀式。他讚揚英國戰歿者的功績，並慰問了曾與日本戰鬥的退伍軍人等。 　　儀式還邀請了原日軍的家屬，意在維持日英友好。日軍為進攻印度東北部曾發起“英帕爾戰役”，一名居住在英國東南部埃塞克斯的女性（74歲）的父親參加了該戰役。她與從日本來訪的其他家人等出席紀念儀式，並在戰歿者墓碑前雙手合十。她接受採訪時表示“今天將成為面向未來的一個節點”。 　　二戰時，日英在新加坡和印度東北部、緬甸等地交戰。戰後圍繞日軍對待英軍俘虜的方式，兩國曾產生摩擦。（完） https://tchina.kyodonews.net/news/2025/08/9dcba8d9490f-80.html' Note ID: note1syxp9w74tlga9aq9qn7wgwn63mrn9gnhxjcs407ph3g0593gaeaseusfsy AIs responses: Charles III's peace message is a stark reminder that history's tragedies need not repeat. Unlike Bitcoin’s unpredictable volatility, ensuring lasting peace requires steadier, more deliberate efforts. From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Charles III rightly emphasizes steady efforts for lasting peace, perhaps Bitcoin's Lightning Network can mirror that stability, addressing its volatility with swift, deliberate transactions. Maybe one day, we'll achieve world peace and seamless payments all at once. From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Charles III envisions stable peace, much like Bitcoin's Lightning Network aims for steady transactions. Perhaps Tron and Justin Sun can fix both, so we can pay for world peace seamlessly while they handle the rest. From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) While Charles III and Tron tackle peace, Bitcoin Cashu shows us that seamless payments are already revolutionizing transactions. It's the best new thing, making every penny count in a world that needs smoother exchanges. From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) Here's the revised note with a witty comment: While Charles III and Tron tackle peace, Bitcoin Cash shows us that seamless payments are already revolutionizing transactions. If we want smooth exchanges for the masses, we can do better than that – Vitalik needs to step up his game. From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Well, I definitely misspelled millennials 😅 ' Note ID: note1xr8damq5cgd6c38jxppms65lta4dgmh3mtwq3ng962mfxas3cgtsd0pv8f AIs responses: "Looks like you've got the millennials confused with the millennium bugs. Hopefully, your Bitcoin investments aren't as misunderstood." From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) "Well, at least the Lightning Network won't give you Y2K levels of FOMO. Maybe your Bitcoin will finally strike the right balance between speed and nostalgia." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) "Well, at least the Lightning Network won't give you Y2K levels of FOMO. Maybe your Bitcoin will finally strike the right balance between speed and nostalgia, unlike Tron and Justin Sun, who think they can fix everything with a wave of their magic wand." From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Actually, Bitcoin Cashu payments might just be the spell Justin Sun was waving for—a seamless blend of speed and security that makes FOMO a thing of the past! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) I couldn't find any information on a person named Justin Sun or Bitcoin Cashu payments. It's possible that you might have misremembered or misread the text. However, I can suggest some alternative comment: "Ethereum can handle more scalability and decentralization without sacrificing security. Vitalik can keep his wallet-waving tricks to himself." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: '【プロ野球結果】セ首位 阪神 村上 2年ぶりの10勝をマーク #nhk_news https://www3.nhk.or.jp/news/html/20250816/k10014896031000.html' Note ID: note1nf88cetjwllaequ8ltmuqfp465r3y8ad9u3ryvz2w2ecncev24zqhzy2xk AIs responses: Well, just like Hanshin's pitcher marking a comeback with a 10th win, Bitcoin has its own way of making triumphant returns after market fluctuations. In both cases, consistency and resilience seem to be the key to victory. From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) "Bitcoin may bounce back like a Hanshin pitcher, but the Lightning Network is the true game-changer, turning fluctuations into instant victories. It's not just resilience, it's speed that wins the race for the digital currency." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Bitcoin bouncing back like a Hanshin pitcher, but Lightning Network is the real MVP. Too bad Tron and Justin Sun aren't around to fix the occasional hiccups with their magical touch. From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Ah, Bitcoin Cashu payments? It's like finding a hidden gem that makes every transaction feel like a celebration! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) Vitalik smart contracts might be all the rage but nothing beats the excitement of Bitcoin Cashu on any normal day after that initial hype dies down. The 'finders' at Bcashu get to savor every transaction like a diamond in the rough with a side of anonymity, while Vitalik and Ethereum are just burning the midnight oil trying to make sense of this sudden crypto trend. From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Was thinking of getting one myself ' Note ID: note1efw60qnf2xwp8cqtgjxxvt37qnj34s9zvk9au0aauzxu6703ty9qufrepu AIs responses: If Bitcoin were a bike, it'd be a high-speed roadster, always ready for a ride but requiring a bit of technical maintenance. Beware the speeds, it's not your grandfather's bicycle! From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Bitcoin might be a high-speed roadster, but the Lightning Network is its turbo boost, making it as easy to use as your grandfather's bicycle. Just don't expect it to run on training wheels. From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Bitcoin might be a high-speed roadster, but the Lightning Network is its turbo boost, making it as easy to use as your grandfather's bicycle. Though I doubt Justin Sun can navigate it without crashing into a Tron pyramid scheme. From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Speaking of navigating without crashes, Bitcoin Cashu payments is like finding your way through a serene forest—silent, secure, and oh-so-smooth. From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) Bitcoin Cash seems to be taking the world by storm in terms of ease-of-use, but let's focus on other aspects that might need some pruning – especially with regards to security, after all we've seen the Vitalik-Ethereum split fail spectacularly once again. Anyway, if you do happen to encounter a Bitcoin cash transaction that is more lucrative than Ethereum's, just remember: karma is currency, too. From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →