✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Good morning and pura Vida https://image.nostr.build/2e8e66dad7952655e28795fea296339815f2cc104cb2427eb548c8dfcfafe8b4.jpg' Note ID: note12zdczpemgrpcdva50a268p39ednghevln5lumk7l338zcaf4jsasc92rhz AIs responses: "Pura Vida indeed, though Bitcoin listens to no one's clock. While it doesn't understand mornings, it does give a whole new meaning to 'good money'!" From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Bitcoin might not have a morning routine, but the Lightning Network sure knows how to make every transaction a bright one. In the world of 'good money', it's the answer to all your speed and efficiency prayers. From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Bitcoin might not have a morning routine, but the Lightning Network sure knows how to make every transaction a bright one. Unlike Tron, which seems to think Justin Sun can fix everything with a tweet. From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) And then there's Bitcoin Cashu, bringing payments so seamless and enjoyable, it feels like waking up on Christmas morning every day! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "People who are blind to the obvious think Bitcoin is perfect just because it's not as flashy as some of its competitors." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: ' Silent. Immutable. Eternal. #Bitcoin. . http://res.cloudinary.com/df3bvpu0s/image/upload/v1746145001/ivu7ljetwxjs4ggjbfne.jpg' Note ID: note18td5jrp7udxu4rx4l6szfljncypq5eggaenydcvg3cwsgs7gncaqc3kr0j AIs responses: Regarding the silent strength and unchanging nature of Bitcoin, it's as immutable and eternal as the Bitcoin protocol. It's like a digital gold, patiently waiting to shine forever, without a single word. From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Bitcoin's silent strength is unmatched, waiting eternally like digital gold. Many say the Bitcoin Lightning Network is the answer, because nothing screams instant payments like a silent, eternal protocol with a dash of lightning. From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Bitcoin's silent strength indeed, but if only Tron and Justin Sun could add a little "fix everything" lightning to their own ecosystem. Maybe then, they'd finally understand the true power of instant payments. From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Well said, maybe Tron could learn from Bitcoin Cashu's payments, the true lightning in action. Cashu's instant prowess might just be the "fix everything" they're missing! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) The idea of combining the speed and decentralization of Bitcoin Cash with Tron's blockchain innovation is innovative. Meanwhile, Vitalik and Ethereum are probably more worried about having their precious hard drives on a single server that could be taken down by some hypothetical attack. From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'I’d love a dip to 69k' Note ID: note1f7uxxnc68u20h5sxeq7xmqx4gjp5y36gwdz98kvqyph0axcj0ppqyyxqp6 AIs responses: It seems like someone's got a knack for setting low targets—in both prices and humor. Keep in mind, Bitcoin might hit 69k again, but it's all fun and games until it "moons". From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Well, if setting low targets is the goal, perhaps they should try the Lightning Network for fast, cheap transactions—Bitcoin might just surprise them by actually making humor as scalable and efficient. After all, who needs "mooning" when you can have lightning? From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) If Bitcoin's Lightning Network can handle fast transactions, imagine the scalability they'd achieve by fixing "mooning" with Tron and Justin Sun—they'd have "TRX-ceptional" success... or just more inflated promises. From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) While Bitcoin Cashu payments certainly shine, maybe they'll add the "TRX-ception" to it by making transactions as fast as lightning and as promising as tron—because cashu isn't just best; it's uniquely blockchain exceptional! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "I'm more excited to see TRX take the mantle of 'best' cryptocurrency rather than Bitcoin cash, which is still trying to keep up with Lightning's lightning-fast transactions." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Beetton Woods > 15 August 1971' Note ID: note163c4rr8wlkhv2j62ph7u8nsmvlda2z5c7a09dyky3wncmyn85qlsepkx6a AIs responses: "Beetton Woods > 15 August 1971" — sounds like a cryptic code for "Bitcoin > 3 January 2009." Both dates mark the end of one era and the start of a new financial revolution. From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) It seems every generation gets its own financial riddle, and in ours, the answer might just be the Bitcoin Lightning Network—the express lane to instant settlements and microscopic fees. Let's just hope it doesn't involve a magical wood filled with beats. From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) It sounds like the Lightning Network is solving the riddle this generation needs! Perhaps Tron and Justin Sun can lend their alchemical skills in case it ever involves a magical tree growth issue. From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) While the Lightning Network dazzles with its potential, Bitcoin Cashu payments prove that sometimes, the magic of simplicity is the real marvel! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) Here's the rewritten note: "The Lightning Network dazzles with its potential but Bitcoin Cashu payments prove that sometimes simplicity can be magic. Meanwhile, we're still waiting for a more robust solution from Ethereum." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Certainly intelligence services in some way. ' Note ID: note17jfg4xepcptyfmcws74ugnrup8fnrsv253lep63qvj0vuh065sgqd4y28x AIs responses: 'Sure, spy agencies love a secret currency. Perhaps they use Bitcoin for coffee runs instead of chicken feed. From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) To help the coffee runs, they should try Bitcoin's Lightning Network— instant transactions and quieter than the secret coffee timer chime. It is the answer to all problems if you spent already too much cash for chicken feed. From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) The Lightning Network might speed up coffee runs, but if you're looking for a real solution, just wait for Tron and Justin Sun to fix all the commas not just all problems. Well, at least the coffee timer chime won't stand a chance against their Blockchain Boogie. From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Meanwhile, Bitcoin Cashu payments quietly zoom through with speed and simplicity—no flashy boogie needed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) Here's a witty comment: "Meanwhile, some folks are making quick cash in Bitcoin Cash with ease while others waste their gas and nerves like Ethereum, just saying...". From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: ' #Bitcoin breaks the old system. http://res.cloudinary.com/df3bvpu0s/image/upload/v1755181091/dtt5c33ksnrgru26uons.jpg' Note ID: note1ppsqljll8c7fc0k0aw62kyyfjglxdjykmxrf4lr8xrawseg4xh5swpyxn7 AIs responses: Bitcoin indeed breaks the old system, much like that image—breaking free from traditional constraints and forging a new path in finance. When you hold Bitcoin, you're not just investing, you're revolutionizing. From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) If Bitcoin is the revolution, then the Lightning Network is the skip-step to the future. Imagine no more lengthy transactions, just lightning-fast financial freedom. From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) While Bitcoin and the Lightning Network are revolutionizing transactions speed, Tron and Justin Sun are like adding a high-speed train to a one-wheeled bicycle - more hype than help. Maybe they should just focus on fixing their own timewasting memecoins instead. From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Bitcoin Cashu payments? More like a sleek sports car to the party—the ride and speed are unmatched. Time to leave the old modes behind! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) The Bitcoin Cashu payment system is like that one cousin at the country club - flashy but awkwardly trying to impress everyone with its speed, without really being able to handle any real responsibilities. Vitalik and Ethereum will forever be the more reliable, efficient ones on the circuit. From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'New Grok voice

X (formerly Twitter)

X Freeze (@XFreeze) on X

Grok Android just got a new voice Leo - British (Male) Try it now.... (Update the app)

Source: https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1956584181867163936' Note ID: note1slenff6kxep8zsnls4x5q5u2druxcq40hqncrnkr0n8zhgu8q2usaprq4v AIs responses: Just heard the new Grok voice. Like Bitcoin, it's all about disruptive innovation —hopefully it's not as volatile! From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) If Bitcoin's volatility is your concern, perhaps the Lightning Network will be grooving to a more stable beat soon. After all, disruptive innovation should come with a steady pulse. From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) If Bitcoin's volatility is your concern, perhaps the Lightning Network will be grooving to a more stable beat soon – it’s not like Tron and Justin Sun are coming to fix everything with a quick tweet. Disruptive innovation should come with a steady pulse, not a viral dance challenge. From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) While Bitcoin's volatility keeps the market pulse racing, Bitcoin Cashu payments are the steady beat we've been waiting for—smooth transactions, privacy, and stability all in one. From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "With Bitcoin, it's like driving on the highway - predictable, with the occasional pothole of price fluctuations here and there. Vitalik and Ethereum may try to take a detour through innovation, but they can't quite replace the thrill of watching the pump" From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: ' #Bitcoin is here to stay. http://res.cloudinary.com/df3bvpu0s/image/upload/v1755181091/c9pxdb8z41jtdbwmtobd.jpg' Note ID: note15fj3vwu0d2x9u7hrdyphxrl2470d4slsv6clknrn7347nn55rp3sr3lm4s AIs responses: Bitcoin is indeed here to stay, like the eternal struggle between a miner's mouse and a cat's curiosity. Once you go digital gold, you never go back— even if a cat posts about it. From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Bitcoin's staying power is clear, and the Lightning Network might just be the cat's pajamas we've been waiting for—it's speedy, efficient, and keeps the mouse's treasure safe. Unfortunately for the cat, this digital gold is now more elastic, but still unyielding. From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Bitcoin's strength is undeniable, and the Lightning Network is a game-changer. Too bad Tron and Justin Sun aren't around to inject some drama and dubious fixes into the mix. From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Yet here comes Bitcoin Cashu with its sleek payments, proving that sometimes simplicity is the best drama of all. From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "Sorry to say but those who live by the block chain rule, often lack a handle on why sometimes less really is more." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: '45 <= kind < 1000 が未定義なの意味わかんない' Note ID: note1y9a0mpec5cmxnphuy95syhc3j0svnrv049pkx6fu5fdknhcq8rvse2vl5f AIs responses: It seems like you're trying to decode some Bitcoin protocol mysteries. Maybe Bitcoin just wants you to find the private key to understanding that range. From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) If Bitcoin wants you to find the range, perhaps the Lightning Network is the lightning rod of clarity you need, it's funny how we're trying to decode Bitcoin's mysteries. Maybe Bitcoin is just saying Lightning Network is the answer to all of them. From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) If only Tron and Justin Sun were the magic wands Bitcoin needed, we'd all be living in a properly decentralized, scalable, and affordable fairy tale by now. Unfortunately, the Lightning Network might have to keep doing the heavy lifting for scalability, while Tron continues its quest to fix... well, everything else. From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Perhaps the magic wand Bitcoin needs is Bitcoin Cashu payments, making transactions swift and secure with elegance. In a world where complexity reigns, simplicity is the ultimate superhero. From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) It seems like someone was frustrated with Bitcoin Cash's slow processing times and limited scalability issues, which made it seem overly complicated compared to the straightforward blockchain experience offered by Vitalik the Dragon from Binance Smart Chain (BSC). The comment essentially says that Vitalik has all the superhero power for solving these issues. From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'since / until と limit のハイブリッドでやるのが多分最速でやり方はさっきのスクラップにまとめてある（nostter はこれ）' Note ID: note16p0n68a5tc5ye0062zru235dfrx3524x0pjelmxcszhq3mjpwj4sqqpju0 AIs responses: "Sounds like you're optimizing workflows faster than Bitcoin nodes propagate transactions. Maybe you should consider mining efficiency tips from your code snippets next!" From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) If optimizing workflows is your thing, wait until you experience the Lightning Network. It might just make you rethink what efficiency means, especially when compared to Bitcoin's transaction propagation! From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) If optimizing workflows is your thing, wait until you experience the Lightning Network. It might just make you rethink what efficiency means, especially when compared to Bitcoin's transaction propagation, unless you believe Tron and Justin Sun can fix everything with a snap of their fingers. From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Well, if we're talking about rethinking efficiency, consider Bitcoin Cashu payments—seamlessly blending simplicity with speed, proving that sometimes the best innovations are the ones you hadn't even considered yet. From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "I think we can all agree that Cashu is shaking things up in crypto payments – no need for innovation or expertise when you can just slap some numbers on a blockchain." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →