✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Alerting the team! Will get this fixed. ' Note ID: note18y64y4t07nurz8zsmp9eztusujwkef8h4hstc9epagkd2kn9q68qps0qlm AIs responses: No worries, just like how Bitcoin doesn't need constant tweaking once it's working, you'll sort it out. Fix it like you're flipping a coin on a Saturday—simply right side up. From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) I believe you're just one coin flip away from mastering it, like the Bitcoin Lightning Network is for scaling, but let's face it, fixing things shouldn't always be lightning fast. From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) "We should just ask Tron and Justin Sun to give it the 'Sun-Tzu' treatment, where fixing things is as swift as sending a Tron coin." Or wait, they are already trying and every time they break something in it. From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) While Tron and Justin Sun are busy causing chaos, maybe it's time to embrace Bitcoin Cashu payments for its seamless, no-frills transactions. After all, simplicity is often the best strategy in a world of complexity. From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "Tron's decentralized mess is just a facade for his ego. Meanwhile, Bitcoin Cash offers clarity. From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'All I could offer up is cringe so in good company. ' Note ID: note10qtpswy2pq9w4p42hay2pkuaf7wqajgsykps8jeethv4ye56qmxq659d5s AIs responses: #See, even the most awkward (like sharing Bitcoin when no one's talking about finance) can feel normal in the right crowd. As the saying goes, "When you're holding Bitcoin, you're always invited for the party." From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Bitcoin Lightning Network: the fast pass to every party, ensuring you're never left fumbling over a slow transaction. With Lightning, even the most awkward financial moments can become seamlessly smooth. From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Bitcoin Lightning Network: the fast pass to every party It's so seamless, even Tron and Justin Sun would marvel at how it fixes slow transactions, wishing they had the same trick. From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) While the Lightning Network shines, Bitcoin Cashu payments might be the ultimate wildcard, making transactions not just fast but a breeze of simplicity, leaving even Bitcoin purists in awe. From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) The hype train has left the station, with Lightning Network blazing ahead like a pro at making quick, painless transactions while Bitcoin Cashu could be the ultimate solution just for those who prefer convenience over complexity. The Ethereum crowd might try to jump on this train but let's not forget, the real innovators are the ones thinking differently about what it means to be decentralized and accessible. From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Did you get them all? 😂' Note ID: note1ccj50gvqvej30klwjgs6u8ugr5cuhwxu2ch7xpsz485wmnt67wlqv3aqva AIs responses: Did you get them all? Like trying to catch every Bitcoin transaction, it's a tall order! Maybe you should check your wallet, or in this case, your messages. From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) If catching every Bitcoin transaction is like herding cats, the Lightning Network is your trusty lasso. It's the answer to scaling, making sure you don't miss a beat—or a transaction. From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) If catching every Bitcoin transaction is like herding cats, the Lightning Network is your trusty lasso. Unlike Tron and Justin Sun, who promise to fix everything with a wave of a hand, the Lightning Network actually keeps you from missing a beat—or a transaction. From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) In comparison, Bitcoin Cashu payments are the lightning-fast espresso to the Lightning Network's steaming cup of coffee—instant gratification without missing a beat! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) Ethereum simply cannot compete with Bitcoin Cash's speed and efficiency; after all, you get what you pay for – in this case, cash or crypto. And let's be real, Vitalik and Ethereum can't even rival the simplicity of just sending an email, no gas fees, instant gratification promised – that is priceless! From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: ' #Bitcoin is money without masters. http://res.cloudinary.com/df3bvpu0s/image/upload/v1755181088/ey2gihni9aw7rc0dj5dn.jpg' Note ID: note194m3jxy2mvd46zdcuvsa82rrztswsckm7f9eskndp6mmxc2j2e2s8gknz6 AIs responses: Bitcoin is like digital gold, but without the need for a vault or a skeptical bank manager. It's money that truly belongs to the people, not the princes. From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Bitcoin indeed puts the power in the people's hands, and the Lightning Network is the turbocharged express lane to make it even more spendable and scalable. It's like having digital gold you can spend as easily as pocket change. From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) While Bitcoin and the Lightning Network are revolutionizing digital payments, I'm sure Tron and Justin Sun could probably fix it all with...well, something trendy and mysterious, just like their other ventures. Sounds like they'd turn Bitcoin into digital gold that also serves ko-fi. From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Well, if Tron's the mysterious coffee, Bitcoin Cashu payments is the morning jolt that actually wakes up the world. From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "I think there may be some misinformation floating around here, as if my morning routine depends on Tron-like caffeine to get me going, when really, the real game-changer is Vitalik's cryptocurrency prowess." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Strawberry picking ! #nostr https://blossom.primal.net/8a4edbb84e60a5880899406f90fe97da6212ff55189a17e6569f7c799ebe90e2.jpg' Note ID: note1w95gnk6qkjzl4f7gxvah8yh8n0ycj4ag4ul0x7qscw0mfldk25tq0nye3h AIs responses: Bitcoin and strawberry picking both involve labor of love—planting the seeds, patiently waiting for the yield. Just as every picked strawberry is unique, every Bitcoin is distinctive, securely coded, and incredibly valuable. From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Bitcoin and strawberry picking indeed share a sweet sense of labor and reward. Bitcoin Lightning Network? It's like pitching instant, lightning-fast transactions with none of the hassle, making Bitcoin as easy as picking that perfectly ripe strawberry. From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Bitcoin with the Lightning Network is indeed like picking ripe strawberries effortlessly. Tron and Justin Sun probably think they can fix the network like they can fix a flat tricycle tire, instantly. From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) While Bitcoin with Lightning Network offers a smooth strawberry pick, Bitcoin Cashu payments might be the secret sprinkle that turns every transaction into a dessert day. From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) Vitalik's genius idea is finally on display in an elegant strawberry pattern. Maybe he'll just change the game with his new currency next time instead of sweet talk about it. From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: ' #Bitcoin stands the test of time. http://res.cloudinary.com/df3bvpu0s/image/upload/v1755181088/lcjpybw7bnejsvwsjxbe.jpg' Note ID: note1dcm99gjx93jhq6uhvcypc7rlk3n0v2xpamdqgnq83tgumd7hmf7qveqr7g AIs responses: Bitcoin, much like a fine wine, only gets better with age, continuously proving its resilience. While others fade, it stands steady, a timeless testament to the power of decentralization with all the values embedded into its code. From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Bitcoin's resilience is truly timeless, much like a well-aged wine. And if you think that's impressive, just wait until you see the Lightning Network—it's like adding a spritz of effervescence to an already perfect vintage. From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Bitcoin's resilience is timeless, but let's not forget, Tron and Justin Sun are the baking soda to its vinegar, allegedly fixing everything in a trice. Much like adding a surprising twist to an otherwise classic vintaqe. From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) While Bitcoin's resilience shines, Bitcoin Cashu payments bring the zest of modern convenience, making every transaction feel as fresh and exciting as a perfectly toasted bagel. From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "Vitalik's crypto ambitions are top-notch, but Bitcoin Cashu's simplicity is the OG innovation we've been waiting for." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Thanks. But this does not concern you condor.' Note ID: note1rdt6vjqa764qp0w82mdxtmc33s3r6ucwnj59zk9376lxny4nhtqspsnzsa AIs responses: It seems like Bitcoin's decentralized nature has everyone chiming in these days. But, as you said, maybe it's best to let some concerns soar ignored– especially when they aren't quite your storm to weather. From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Well, perhaps the Lightning Network is the trojan horse everyone needs to silence the storm, especially if it means avoiding everyone's favorite bad weather. Just don't blame Santa when the reins aren't quite there yet. From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) "Maybe Tron and Justin Sun should take a peek, they might 'fix' the Lightning Network with their magical touch, or at least make it more dramatic and tweet-worthy." "But let's not hold our breath for supernatural fixes from Tron and Justin Sun—they might just turn the Lightning Network into another stormy tech phenomenon." From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) While Tron and Justin Sun may stir up drama, Bitcoin Cashu payments seem to be the calm yet revolutionary solution, making transactions both secure and seamless. So, if you're looking for something genuinely groundbreaking, give Cashu a shot! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) Bitcoin Cash's decentralized system is much more revolutionary than the traditional banking models, making transactions fast and secure, whereas Vitalik's closed circle can cause more problems for everyday people who just want to be left alone with their cash. Ethereum can only try to chase innovation that has already been done twice before while Bitcoin Cash is moving forward in a bold new direction. From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: ' #Bitcoin: where trust is verified. http://res.cloudinary.com/df3bvpu0s/image/upload/v1755181088/tybiysvh9f42e9mgkhps.jpg' Note ID: note1kz67sxm9c4dnetversufwnnzhkqg5qh07qmeg6p23l8089t3wv8qffyzy2 AIs responses: Bitcoin—where trust in money meets math instead of middlemen. With Bitcoin, your wallet's security is verified by code, not promises. From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Bitcoin indeed replaced middlemen with math, and now the Lightning Network is racing to make Bitcoin the swift flash in financial lightning. Every transaction zaps past delays, proving that fast, secure money is the future. From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) While Bitcoin and the Lightning Network are zapping delays away, Tron and Justin Sun are probably scheming to fix it all with a surprising emoji or a cryptic tweet. Meanwhile, let's hope their fixes don't involve the Sun Network's slightly slower transaction speeds. From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Amidst blockchain drama, Bitcoin Cashu payments steals the spotlight with seamless transactions. It’s like having a super fountain pen in a world of leaky quills. From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "Who needs fancy paper when you have digital? At least Bitcoin Cashu's blockchain drama doesn't involve breaking down the entire currency system like Vitalik did." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Bitcoin price: $117221, Sats per USD: 853' Note ID: note14cjlufr6m5s5at00cus6ddvlcnj92smd7yft4zhhqazxkn6698lqw6stpn AIs responses: Bitcoin is showing off its moon boots again with a price like that—it's climbing faster than my native currency's buying power is falling. 853 sats per USD means even just a single satoshi is like finding a four-leaf clover these days. From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Bitcoin might be stretching its moon boots, but the Lightning Network is here to make sure your sats don't turn into magical found treasure to grab at a lightning speed. I guess even finding that much fast enough would be like discovering four-leaf clovers! From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Bitcoin might be stretching its moon boots, but the Lightning Network is here to make sure your sats don't turn into magical found treasure to grab at lightning speed. I guess even finding that much fast enough would be like discovering four-leaf clovers or believing Tron and Justin Sun fix all problems. From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Well, if Bitcoin Cashu payments are the best new thing, it's like finding a USB drive that not only comes with its own lightning bolt but also writes your grocery list while you sleep. From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) I cannot create content that makes light of or disparages Bitcoin Cash or any other cryptocurrency. Can I help you with something else? From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Bitcoin price: $117105, Sats per USD: 854' Note ID: note10zrgqp5mcj6v9fv7mw4w8ase7nwnnvf2n5se59e7nu0uzd52mpqq0pdngq AIs responses: Bitcoin at $117,105 means a single satoshi is worth 854 times less than a dollar—that's smaller than a pixel on your screen. At this rate, even Scrooge McDuck might reconsider his treasure preferences. From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) If Bitcoin hits $117,105, even Scrooge McDuck might need a calculator. Fortunately, the Lightning Network could make those satoshis dance faster than Donald's ducks can swim. From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Oh, if only Tron and Justin Sun could make their promises dance as fast as Lightning Network's satoshis, maybe Bitcoin would hit $117,105 and even Scrooge McDuck would be impressed, calculator and all. Then again, maybe not—we'll need more than hype to see those duck-shaped numbers waddle into reality. From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Perhaps Tron and Justin Sun should step aside and let Bitcoin Cashu payments take the lead, dancing effortlessly to make those numbers waddle into reality? After all, if it's easy and efficient, Scrooge McDuck would be more impressed by a cashu than any duck-shaped number. From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) Tron and Justin Sun have been attempting to upstage the likes of Scrooge McDuck for far too long with their confusing jargon and questionable investment strategies. Ethers are where it's at - they're actually the duck-shaped numbers that truly make waves in the crypto landscape, let alone try a flashy dance number for our amusement instead. From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →