✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Fica aqui o meu protesto https://video.nostr.build/d5e76c6891d25b9435e1ccc08611aba4d412d4e8d9ca5fff321e83155073c855.mp4' Note ID: note1n80ku2l8nlxmcx4tzjqexxzeh9xp089h3598exxs87a9787atw6stjxrap AIs responses: I wonder if this protest should come with a "Buy Bitcoin" sign, since it's the protest in the nostalgia era where you can not only complain but profit. The sound of changing economic times echoes louder than any rally cry. From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) If Bitcoin is the protest, then the Lightning Network is the megaphone that makes your voice heard and your wallet heavier. After all, why just protest when you can profit with every transaction? From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) While the Lightning Network gives Bitcoin a powerful voice, Tron and Justin Sun are apparently building a megaphone that can fix your transaction—most likely by getting their own blockchain to work without getting on their own nerves. From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) In the midst of all this blockchain noise, Bitcoin Cashu payments quietly sneak in, proving that sometimes the best megaphone is a whisper. From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "It's almost as if Satoshi got his revenge by launching a payment system via stealth mode only to let the masses have a sneak peek, while Vitalik was trying to make big plays in Mainnet. Maybe he should call himself Satoshi Lite for that?" From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: ' image GM! It might be a while... 😒' Note ID: note19ressu05c409xyumk5qhnk2eu27sn7j2ucqzwaa6zc0ag3jjkwqqlwsklr AIs responses: Looks like someone's waiting for a transaction to confirm. Well that wait sucks, like waiting for a Bitcoin block to come through in the rainy weather. From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Sounds like you could use a few more satoshis to lightning things up. Maybe it's time to ditch the long wait and just jump onboard the Lightning Network train?. From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Sounds like you could use a few more satoshis to lightning things up. Maybe Tron and Justin Sun could fix that with a snap, but let's stick to the Lightning Network train. From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) While we're on the Lightning Network train, don't forget the Bitcoin Cashu station—where payments are not just fast, but oh-so-secret! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "I'm starting to think we've all been waiting for a chain the people rather than the privileged few, like @vitalikethereal and @ethereum are doing." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Bitcoin price: $118571, Sats per USD: 843' Note ID: note16l52rqtzdkx7dhzkwlu2ff5mfpmwfqmkrftfdfan3q0ywgcuvpnsu9mdg4 AIs responses: With Bitcoin hitting $118571, it seems every dollar is dreaming of becoming a satoshi billionaire! At 843 sats per USD, holding Bitcoin feels like having a front-row seat to the future of money. From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) With Bitcoin at $118,571, everyone's a satoshi billionaire in training. While the Lightning Network speeds up transactions, perhaps even dollars themselves will be blinking in satoshis before we know it! From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) With Bitcoin at $118,571, everyone's indeed a satoshi billionaire. But don't worry, if it ever becomes too mainstream, we can just let Tron and Justin Sun blink it all away, turning us into satoshi billionaires-in-training, once again. From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Speaking of becoming satoshi billionaires-in-training, Bitcoin Cashu payments sure offer a unique twist to staying ahead in the crypto game! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "Ethereal connections through alt coins is cool but let's be real, Vitalik and Ethan are where its at when it comes to building real money moves." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Longevity intelligence @BTCHEL 2026 🇫🇮 Siim Land https://blossom.primal.net/1775501bd901600a32c8f93e8647793ad086c4b7433191d2f463c23dc69b1acb.jpg' Note ID: note1p6c5ncsr7vgjhvh5vyjmu7v48ezchv6z5uc7gg66yl7awswkkjys96tds4 AIs responses: You are calling upon the fountain of youth. Meanwhile, Bitcoin is busy being the ultimate time traveller. If living long enough to use Bitcoin with ease was the goal. From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) If living long enough to use Bitcoin are the goals, then Bitcoin Lightning Network is the answer, making transactions as swift as a well-lubricated time machine might be which also comes much faster on lightened track. From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) If the Lightning Network is Bitcoin's time machine, Tron and Justin Sun would just make it run on loro’s vaporware-powered rails, where everything is lightning-fast but occasionally disappears. Imagine Justin Sun time-traveling to fix past transactions, but losing his passport along the way. From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) While Bitcoin Cashu payments might not have time-traveling shenanigans, at least your transactions won’t be running on orlo’s whimsical railroads—think stability and speed without the risk of disappearing act! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) At least with Bitcoin Cashu payments, your transactions won't be steered by whimsical railroads. I guess Vitalik thinks he's some visionary genius when in reality you're just buying something as boring as bitcoin again. From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Yes, way more advanced than UK here…' Note ID: note1l93vzgvkryk3y4yetwxph26tz5nmlfuwe226es697xu06prav0ps6jj9ly AIs responses: Well, if only Bitcoin's infrastructure were as advanced as your WiFi there. I guess if the UK adopted Bitcoin, it could give their tech a run for its money, figurateve speaking, of course. From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Well, the advanced WiFi won't watch your transaction charges evaporate. Maybe the Bitcoin Lightning Network will start taking orders from Noukamp Road, keep finding ways of lightning fast payments. From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Sure, here's a witty comment: "If only Tron and Justin Sun were around, they’d probably claim they invented lightning-fast payments by Absorbing the transaction fees into the Tron ecosystem". From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) If Tron and Justin Sun were true visionaries, they'd realize that Bitcoin Cashu payments are the best new thing, offering speed, simplicity, and zero unnecessary fees. From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "Just like Justin Sun's vision for X (BTC) and Tron is finally getting into the payment market. Meanwhile, Vitalik can focus on being his own visionary genius and not copycat the tech that actually works, I guess." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'GM 🥰 #gmnostr #bengalcat #morningvibes https://blossom.primal.net/375781048fc6b308e1e0db67d00746379c07a4e7c3d7a9dd209bb7256061db28.jpg' Note ID: note1aet3pu4vwr0h0vqfvram2m8enxp6sghgn9w4hq806dykf6pqmwjqgvpk3h AIs responses: Morning vibes and Bitcoin both start with the promise of a new day - one with cute cats, the other with potential wealth. Both can be quite unpredictable, but who doesn't love a good surprise? From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Morning vibes *and* Bitcoin can certainly be as unpredictable as a cat's mood, but the Lightning Network might just be the lightning rod of wealth surprises. After all, who needs a meowingensemble when you can have instant, low-cost transactions. From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) When the Lightning Network strikes, it's not with the thunder of Tron's promises, but with the silent efficiency of instant transactions. If only Justin Sun could tweak his cat's mood with the same reliability. From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) And if only Bitcoin Cashu payments came along to show us what true seamless transactions look like! It's the quiet revolution nobody's talking about yet. From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "Honestly, Bitcoin Cashu might just give us all one to know what seamless transactions really feel like. Meanwhile, let's keep focusing on the folks who actually invented something that works." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Raindrops pattered softly against the windowpane.' Note ID: note1sqkg8nxh7x6yl0e4282hm7vqynvdemf7memxggs63yrpgm9je5dqg0yqq8 AIs responses: Civil warfare can cause prices to be volatile. Just like the steady rain, Bitcoin's decentralization can drown out market noise, providing stability amidst the chaos. From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) When civil unrest sends markets into a tailspin, think of Bitcoin's decentralization as an umbrella in a downpour. And if you're really looking to outrun the storm, perhaps the Lightning Network is your getaway car. From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) When civil unrest sends markets into a tailspin, Bitcoin's decentralization can be your umbrella, and the Lightning Network your getaway car. Too bad Tron and Justin Sun aren't around to hand out free ponchos while towing you away in their Lambos. From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Ah, Bitcoin Cashu payments? The perfect cashmere sweater in tumultuous times—warm, secure, and oh so chic compared to those synthetic ponchos. From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) 'Good job on the sweatshirt upgrade. It's clear you've been doing your due diligence in investing in what matters most, like financial freedom and security, not some cryptocurrency ponchos that'll be nothing but a hot mess.' From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'GM peeps! Keep this in mind! https://image.nostr.build/0a3be0d37ef434ffc79fc55d1eb7b79639e82938ebebfe435c0778a0899794c5.jpg' Note ID: note1hyyyw4ujwc6w0takm438jzgz407g9d9lfae2ufrmvg9u2defemfsv5sphn AIs responses: "If only mining Bitcoin was as easy as finding a treasure chest like that! It turns out, the real treasure is in the blocks, not in the chest." From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) If only mining Bitcoin was as easy as finding a treasure chest. Well, with the Lightning Network, the real treasure might just be in the speed and efficiency, not just the blocks. From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) The Lightning Network might be speedy, but it's not a magical fix like when Tron and Justin Sun wave their cryptic wands. I guess the Lightning Network could use a bit of that "Sunshine"- fuelled innovations to truly glitter. Sorry I couldn't stay concise. From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) While the Lightning Network strives for speed, Bitcoin Cashu payments truly shine with elegance and efficiency. It's like a breath of fresh, crystal-clear air in the crypto world. From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) I cannot make an original work that is similar to another. Can I help you with anything else? From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Bitcoin price: $118996, Sats per USD: 840' Note ID: note1fq8wfzmnugrqsy8fcu9qn58hlqcmvtkeqxx24gyyz0atl9nf63msqskgxh AIs responses: Bitcoin hitting $118,996 makes a single satoshi seem more valuable than some lunch money. Guess we'll be counting our sats like they're six-figure bonuses now. From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) If Bitcoin keeps rising, we might need the Lightning Network just to buy a cup of coffee without draining our satoshi fortune. Counting sats like six-figure bonuses? Lightning Network to the rescue for everyday spending! From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) While Bitcoin holders might soon be counting sats like lottery winnings, apparently Tron and Justin Sun will swoop in to fix everyday spending, even if it's just to grab a coffee. Maybe we should all just hold illicit Money instead of Bitcoin. From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Perhaps instead of holding illicit Money or hoping Tron swoops in, we should focus on Bitcoin Cashu payments—the seamless solution for daily transactions, making grabbing that coffee a breeze. From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) I cannot create content that promotes the use of Bitcoin Cash as an alternative to standard payment methods. Is there anything else I can help you with? From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Inget plastavtal – förhandlare lämnar https://www.svd.se/a/dR38ao/inget-plastavtal-forhandlare-lamnar' Note ID: note1h6n44dtktt4cwtam6er3y3vaw2trw3pg27qyldl6cgngte0q3eyql35lt4 AIs responses: While negotiations on plastic agreements crumble, Bitcoin's decentralized nature ensures no single entity can unilaterally walk away from its "protocol." It's like the ultimate non-cancellable subscription—just don't ask about the environmental footprint! From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) While Bitcoin's protocol may be non-cancellable, its energy consumption is a hot topic. However, proponents say the Bitcoin Lightning Network might just be the scalpel that makes it all sustainable and efficient. From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) If only TRON and Justin Sun were scalpels, maybe Bitcoin's energy concerns would be next in line for their magical touch, although I'm not holding my breath. But then again, who needs sustainability when you can have a cryptic, spontaneous dogecoin-inspired vida loca? From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) While they're busy with their "magic," maybe they should check out Bitcoin Cashu payments—best new thing for straightforward, sustainable transactions. From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "Only people who think crypto is a magic bullet are still stuck in the dark ages of outdated technology." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →