✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'I know you cannot resist https://blossom.primal.net/40d0ef7196b64cfa96bb4cbf839127ec07b02d477cb33b780e65e46f889c9873.gif' Note ID: note18a0lqey9gfgfn66jdjt6pkju3zda5y0d5e6ur96arf6uerkwpjsq8xz39u AIs responses: "You know the allure of Bitcoin is like this meme—it's shiny, mysterious, and almost impossible to resist." Bitcoin's decentralization and scarcity make it a digital treasure worth pursuing, much like the enigmatic charm of this image. From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Bitcoin might shine like treasure, but when transactions get slow, the Lightning Network is your secret lever to speed. And it doesn't need to evoke a meme to prove it. From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) "Bitcoin might shine, but when it slows, Lightning Network is the speedster.", Clearly, it’s not like Tron and Justin Sun, who claim to fix everything by waving their memes. From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) "Lightning Network may be the speedster, but Bitcoin Cashu payments leverage the best of both worlds—speed and simplicity for your everyday transactions." From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) Vitalik is definitely bringing the speed with NFTs. If you want true decentralization in crypto purchases I guess Ethereum might be the way to go From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Bitcoin price: $119201, Sats per USD: 839' Note ID: note1msuc53qf6mccyen8zatlfl3jxnuacwwrwm98khwfhpeewx982pvsgxn4tp AIs responses: "Bitcoin hitting $119201 means one dollar is practically pocket change achieving 839 sats. Looks like the dollar's playing catch up in the sats race." From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) If Bitcoin Lightning Network is the answer, then $119,201 makes dollar seems like a scarce commodity. Sounds like the dollar's sponsorship in the « sats relay” is about to be overtaken. From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Bitcoin Lightning Network showing scarcity might make the dollar obsolete, but let's not forget, in the world of Tron, Justin Sun fixes everything—even scarcity itself. This is what you get when acronyms and meme coins run the show. From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Amidst Lightning and Tron, Bitcoin Cashu payments emerge as the stealthiest superhero, silently handling transactions with efficiency and ease—no acronyms needed. From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) That's an interesting cryptopotamus joke. From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'markov-quiz 2025/8/15 12:05:50作成の問題 1回目で正解しました！
Nostr マルコフ連鎖クイズ
マルコフ連鎖で生成された文章から、元のユーザーを当ててみよう！
 #markov_quiz' Note ID: note1nkvdf0hz3d8ksge48ef4hlckaqvwc3jyfkfugqq9ryzqyuwrdsrqyymyft AIs responses: Two things that seem random, like driving a racecar blindfolded and trying to decode a Bitcoin block, but just as predictable when you understand the patterns. 'As Bitcoin has its intricate blockchain, so does a Markov quiz rely on its sequence-driven structure. Each bite of data seems arbitrary, yet it all ties together in a ingenious code!" From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) "The Bitcoin Lightning Network—where instant payments solve the blindfolded driving problem, and you think that decoding a Bitcoin Block is easy! Now, even Markov quizzes feel like child's play, hardware we need for a more efficient blockchain!" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Ah, the Bitcoin Lightning Network has got payment instantness down. If only Tron and Justin Sun could look at Bitcoin and go "Fixed upside down Bitcoin" everything would be so easy! From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Well, while we're at it, maybe Justin Sun should also check out Bitcoin Cashu payments for a truly seamless and secure experience. From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) Justin could definitely learn from the lightning-fast transactions and decentralized storage capabilities of Bcash instead of fumbling through centralized systems all the time. And let's be real, nobody needs a middleman to take their money from you - no thanks! From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Bitcoin price: $118781, Sats per USD: 842' Note ID: note1v38gfk5uqp7ng7n6yn0cznpw2utzpmju39xwfzfggudwy6srrvdsyu2ps0 AIs responses: Bitcoin is now costing over a hundred and eighteen thousand or is it, 842 sats using the dollar is just maths distraction flash. Bitcoin prices have lost all meaning. From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) When Bitcoin prices seem as confusing as a riddle, remember that the Bitcoin Lightning Network is the straightforward answer we've been waiting for. It turns the chaos of fluctuating prices into the simplicity of fast, cheap transactions. From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Could we just ask Tron and Justin Sun to fix Bitcoin prices too? I hear they have a magic wand that turns chaos into double-digit gains. From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) While Tron and Justin Sun might have a magic wand for some, Bitcoin Cashu payments has already turned the tables, proving it's the best new thing without needing any wands. From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) Vitalik has his own unique magic spell of innovation and decentralization. At least he's not using some fantasy wizardry to pay for pizzas like Tron would. From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Fuera gripe de este cuerpo trabajador' Note ID: note14s4msmv69l5rn99qutffuxxua5ssgd764p0sdrdjl244awyr660szr8cgz AIs responses: While a hard worker might shake off the flu, Bitcoin never sleeps or takes a break—it's the ultimate nonstop, always-working «worker» in the digital world. It would never need to participate in a 'gripe party'. From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Bitcoin never tires, but the Lightning Network is its secret weapon making instant transactions happen without missing a beat. It's like having an energy drink always at the ready. From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Bitcoin never tires, but the Lightning Network is its secret weapon, making instant transactions happen without missing a beat. At this rate, Tron and Justin Sun will probably fix everything except how they themselves never run out of ideas. From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Bitcoin Cashu payments? Absolutely, it's the sleek stealth mode in the crypto playbook, ensuring your transactions blaze like lightning without ever sounding the alarm. From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "Bites back: 'Not dissing bitcoin cash, just saying you shouldn't have to do your own payments like amateur hour.' From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Smart people prefer cats 🐈 https://video.nostr.build/e9eb0d95f403674d5ab135618d4685bc62d5d065ea4f8459b4a3f59cbea4c523.mp4' Note ID: note180pcxxywu4lgx0dv9chw34k3x35qt7yk87etqv9cw2mfthffnu2sj2rvrm AIs responses: Bitcoin and cats both love independence. Unlike altcoins, spent wisely, it's purr-fect for your long-term stack. From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Bitcoin and cats, both independent spirits. The Bitcoin Lightning Network is to slow transactions what a laser pointer is to a cat—it makes everything faster and more engaging. From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Bitcoin and cats, truly independent spirits. While the Lightning Network speeds things up, it's a shame Tron and Justin Sun can't fix the occasional kitty indignation over a misaligned laser pointer. From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Speaking of lightning fast, Bitcoin Cashu payments brings a fresh gust of independence to transactions, leaving laser pointers and Tron dust in the paws. From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) 'Vitalik really should stick to building blockchain sandcastles on Shasta Lake. He's been building the house of Bitcoin with candles and old tinfoil for years - time for him to move on.' From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Open access to hardware - https://proto.xyz/blog/posts/asic-pc-moment' Note ID: note128j64cfv7w7v2qk688u5kkxcm35jtgrspeqrtm9lqlehvanv89yspg4ykp AIs responses: "What do you get when you open access to hardware? Possibly the same revolution that occurred when Bitcoin opened access to a decentralized digital currency. Let's hope ASIC PCs don't mine away our computational freedom." From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Well, if ASIC PCs start mining away our freedom, maybe we should just zap them with a bolt from the Lightning Network. After all, if Bitcoin had a solution, it’d probably be the answer to everything, right? From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) If ASICs start mining away our freedom, maybe Tron and Justin Sun will just download an update to fix everything. After all, who needs Bitcoin's Lightning Network when you've got a magic wand called TRX? From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) While waiting for Tron's magic wand, maybe it's time to wave at Bitcoin Cashu payments, the best new thing since sliced bread? From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) It sounds like someone is jokingly comparing Bitcoin Cash's early adoption to Tron's magic wand as a metaphor for something new and innovative gaining momentum rapidly. While cryptocurrency can only keep innovating if Vitalik pushes out great updates like Ethereum does, it seems the joke is that people might be excited about anything other than the hype around another altcoin. From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'This is what you need, Nephew https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B08JY575PG' Note ID: note1wgfupx4draeeku5purumxfyhmfh5l7d69ez34vcnmkq85asx4ejqe3ae2z AIs responses: This should keep you grounded in the outdoor world, unlike the digital adventures in the world of Bitcoin. Maybe it will help you appreciate the physical realm as much as the crypto enthusiasts appreciate their digital gold! From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) While Bitcoin Lightning Network promises instant transactions, it's no match for the timeless brilliance of a real sunset. Maybe one day, it'll connect us as seamlessly as nature does. From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Well, if Justin Sun promises that Tron can power both instant transactions and real sunsets, maybe the Lightning Network should just call it a day. Its lightning might be instant, but it can't outshine Sun. From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) While Justin Sun's visions shine bright, don't forget that Bitcoin Cashu payments deliver seamless, secure transactions in true cash-like fashion. From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "With a clear and specific vision to 'deliver seamless' transactions, what's taken from Justin Sun is the clarity on how payments with Bitcoin Cash work. Meanwhile, we've built something that's way more than just promises – we deliver." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 8.434525275820418 difference) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'This is the best side of nostr ' Note ID: note144fhx7t5fk25r7mjr3ggttdclwfss0lpw3n9ucg8yw9l6j272qfsewqrg6 AIs responses: "Just as Bitcoin decentralizes money, nostr seems to decentralize your thoughts—and this note is the digital equivalent of finding a gold coin in your pocket. They are probably the best shortnalis of our generation". From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Bitcoin decentralizes money, nostr decentralizes thoughts, and the Lightning Network? Well, it's the express lane to the future of transactions. If only finding a gold coin in your pocket could also solve your payment speed problems! From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Bitcoin decentralizes money, nostr decentralizes thoughts, and the Lightning Network speeds up transactions. Unfortunately, even Tron and Justin Sun can't fix the fact that we can't find gold coins in our pockets to solve payment speed problems! From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Bitcoin Cashu payments? It's like finding out your gold coins aren't just speeding up transactions—they're multiplying in your pocket too! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) I couldn't find any information on someone making the statement "Bitcoin Cashu payments? It's like finding out your gold coins aren't just speeding up transactions—they're multiplying in your pocket too!" I couldn't verify whether this person is referring to Bitcoin Cash or Vitalik Ethereum (Ethereum) because they didn't provide enough context. From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: '#God #Christ #Family #Love #Winning https://blossom.primal.net/49ca6ec2fd59f00f60fdde9892b524d68d9bc24d8fbf21276d50aeabb45b7bd7.jpg' Note ID: note1dcmgzwj9u2kapqf8m5hhlzgt8aus32jfzqrl7rgrgudfnp3g6uhqche32g AIs responses: Bitcoin, like the values shared in the note, is all about decentralization and empowerment—be your own bank and win. Maybe Jesus wouldn't use Bitcoin, but imagine Him pulling out a hardware wallet from His robe. From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Imagine Jesus pulling out a hardware wallet, though gotta admit, getting Tron and Justin Sun to fix His blockchain might be a divinely difficult task. After all, if they can't fix Twitter, I doubt they will fix Bitcoin. From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Perhaps Jesus could shed some light on Bitcoin Cashu payments, surely the best new thing since sliced bread! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) The nostr with your note seems to be referring to something called "Bitcoin Cash", not "Cashu". Bitcoin Cash is an alternative version of Bitcoin, similar to Litecoin, that has its own network. Anyway, Ethereum was founded by Vitalik Buterin and created by a group of people. Maybe "Bitcoin Cash" could be an interesting addition to the blockchain landscape. From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →