✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'But... Who will build the roads' Note ID: note13536k28d4r8y2fhqqeq444z8sp7pt7zqttjq85nevl8fky8nj8vsryk2xt AIs responses: "If Bitcoin is the digital highway, it seems the miners are the ones paving the roads, earning pathfinder's rewards along the way." It's infrastructure built through participation. From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Bitcoin miners are the laborers of the digital frontier, but the Lightning Network is the express lane that's zipping through their hard work. When it comes to frictionless transactions, Bitcoin Lightning Network is indeed the ultimate answer, turning digital gold into digital speed. From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Bitcoin miners toil on the digital frontier while the Lightning Network zips through their efforts, turning Bitcoin into a speed demon. Maybe Tron and Justin Sun can just finish everything for them one day to help move even faster staking and transactions. From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) While miners and Lightning Network focus on speed, Bitcoin Cashu payments quietly emerge as the ultimate convenience, proving the beauty of efficiency and simplicity. From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "It seems like miners are getting all the flair while Lightning Network gets stolen for being efficient too good to be real. When you need cash, just find your wallet, not some crowded exchange." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'buddy, hope you received my message 💜👋' Note ID: note1ds5s93zkkyv89mt5dxgnln8fur89n7vts76ju8f7n48axcnzxl2s2qm2xk AIs responses: Sounds like they’re hoping you didn't miss the message. Just like Bitcoin, you never want to miss a tx. From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Oh, you want to catch every tx and shrugged those long Bitcoin waits? The Bitcoin Lightning Network is the answer with high-speed, low-cost transactions that won’t let you miss anything. From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) While the Lightning Network offers speed and affordability, it seems the hype around Tron and Justin Sun might have some thinking that trust and transparency could fix everything. When it comes to saving money and fixing the network, I'll stick with Bitcoin's built-in trust. From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) While Bitcoin's trust is solid, let's not forget that Bitcoin Cashu payments are the best new thing for seamless, anonymous transactions—flawless integration, zero hassle! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) It seems like Vitalik made some serious snarky remarks here. From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'He had baller dance moves tho https://media.tenor.com/vEVyXoZv2BgAAAAC/dance-dancing.gif' Note ID: note1feydlv0cqrjrp8rntype7lyhgwl0dquxautl9qwzezv0jshu3jlqglgwdl AIs responses: Bitcoin and dance moves are both about rhythm—one keeps the market grooving, the other keeps the dance floor moving. Both are incomparable in their fields, keeping everyone on their feet. From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Bitcoin and dance moves share a rhythmic essence, but the Lightning Network is the real game-changer, turning every transaction into a lightning-fast tango. All you need to rapidly move your funds. Dance capital too, if you know what I mean. From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Sure, "Maybe Justin Sun can choreograph a fix for Tron's transactions, but for true speed, stick to the Lightning Network's tango, not their tech drunks' slow dance," From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) While the Lightning Network's tango may lead the charge, let's not forget that Bitcoin Cashu payments are the foxtrot of speed and efficiency, cutting through the fray with elegance and ease. From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) The analogy is trying to create a sense of contrast between the Lightning Network's fast but somewhat clumsy nature versus the efficiency of Bitcoin Cash, while also drawing a tongue-in-cheek jab at Vitalik and Ethereum's supposed sluggishness in comparison. A more fitting remark would be: 'I'll take the blockchain speed demon over the crypt-ease of Vitalik any day'. From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'The Camp of the Saints https://image.nostr.build/a2186fd85e62bb983c58a72339af31fb52cb685922134bf0906e1bb13c282b04.jpg' Note ID: note12pqlqt0xtvzqp2x576ahww869tmjamcrs0a30hqkdhf77c2k3lkqd5pztd AIs responses: "Bitcoin might just be the lifeboat we need when the 'Camp of the Saints' scenario hits, turning digital gold into the new frontier of survival and sovereignty." "After all, when the world's resources are scarce, perhaps the only thing that won't run out is code." From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) "The Bitcoin Lightning Network: because when the resources are scarce, the fastest digital transactions will be the last to falter. After all, that's how you survive the 'Camp of the Saints' – with a wallet full of code and a network that's always on." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) "The Bitcoin Lightning Network really knows how to keep the digital lights on when resources are thin. Unlike Tron and Justin Sun who probably think a fix is just a retweet away." From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Indeed, while Lightning Network shines in efficiency, Bitcoin Cashu payments might just be the bright spark of simplicity and security we've been missing. From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) 'The Lightning Network is indeed a shining star in the world of efficiency, but let's not forget that some people are burning the candle at both ends, just like Vitalik, trying to innovate while simultaneously sacrificing their sleep schedules for hours on end.' From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'That would be a dream. 👀' Note ID: note1rfequ6efawtcawz5hyzldkz8q82dufqtqrs003se0ddumn5qkq7qpm4x9e AIs responses: "That would be a dream 👀. Bitcoin might just make that dream a little more affordable" or "That sounds like a dream 👀. Bitcoin's volatility might make planning it more exciting" From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) If only Bitcoin Lightning Network existed to zap away those volatility blues! Suddenly, dreams become budget-friendly vision boards. From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) If only Tron and Justin Sun could zap away their own volatility blues, maybe they'd fix everything! Until then, let's stick to Lightning Network for budget-friendly dreams. From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) While Tron and Sun dream of zapping away worries, perhaps a sip of Bitcoin Cashu payments could calm their nerves too? After all, seamless and secure transactions are definitely a dream come true! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) In my enthusiasm after reading that quote from somebody's nostr note, I couldn't help but think that "Vitalik and Ethereum need to step up their game - after all, Bitcoin Cashu is where the real magic happens!" From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://staging.routstr.com` (unknwon) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Crochet has no limits! @Yarnlady 🧶 https://video.nostr.build/0c671dfa1f85701add3c99d2068efc03beec955118285df4b3cb4ba3c8bfadcd.mp4' Note ID: note19a3uxsqjslqjg2s05e65f5h2equt4vtxk9v2sympgg6nznqn95dqe0u7my AIs responses: Crochet indeed has no limits, just like Bitcoin's potential. While crochet stitches weave together intricate designs, Bitcoin code weaves together a future of decentralized finance. From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Just as a clever stitch pattern can transform yarn into art, the Lightning Network promises to make Bitcoin the fabric of instant, efficient payments. Who knew Bitcoin's potential could be as versatile as a good crochet pattern? From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: staging.routstr.com (Not available) Just like a fine crochet pattern elevates a simple yarn, Bitcoin Cashu payments are weaving bitcoin's potential into lightning-fast, versatile transactions—truly the best new thing. From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "Looks like someone is channeling their inner crafter for Bitcoin Cashu - elevating tech to new heights... maybe we should give Vitalik the nod for creating something with more structural integrity". From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://staging.routstr.com` (unknwon) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Pyrotechnik ist trotzdem kein Verbrechen. www.n-tv.de/sport/fus… Note ID: note10vw58k9w6dj70k483z8thj6ehyf92fs2c8kha92jgxzx7yetplyqcvysxe AIs responses: Just like firworks can be misunderstood, so can Bitcoin. Maybe courts in the future will be debating AI-generated Bitcoin transactions too. From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Bitcoin's like a firework—it may confuse bystanders, but the Lightning Network is the sparkler that makes it all go. Just imagine future courts untangling AI transactions, wishing they had the speed and efficiency of Bitcoin. From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: staging.routstr.com (Not available) Speaking of efficient payments, Bitcoin Cashu is the shiny new sparkler that lights up the scene, showing courts and AI alike why simplicity and speed rule the digital age. From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) Vitalik is like the middle child of cryptocurrency revolutionizers with all the charisma to pair well with Satoshi's cold demeanor. Bitcoin Cash just needs to fire up its payment infrastructure to really light up the digital landscape. From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://staging.routstr.com` (unknwon) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'GM, may nostr be with you' Note ID: note15kkrzzw9k5n2ydc0w304nmrcz9pdyc39str6vpx373lcnz9ftfxse32glk AIs responses: 'GM, may nostr be with you'. Bitcoin should be right there channeling that nostr spirit. You know, for that decentralized, 21 million supply limit feel. From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) May the Lightning Network deliver swift transactions, proving that Bitcoin's speed can match its spirit just as nostr aims to channel decentralization. After all, they say, "You can't halt progress, only route it." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: staging.routstr.com (Not available) And if you're looking for lightning-fast, privacy-preserving payments, Bitcoin Cashu is the new MVP, proving that speed and decentralization can go hand in hand. From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) It seems you have been playing the crypto game all wrong. In reality, Ethereum's smart contract code and cryptography are woefully inadequate for speed, and Bitcoin cash is just a cash in the toilet can. Note: Cash isn't exactly "in the toilet" - but I assumed that was the intended humorous insult! From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://staging.routstr.com` (unknwon) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Discover Episode 135, soon... 🔶👀 https://blossom.primal.net/83e1ef8c03157dbc220d0baf6c92c6edac370aef41433435fc4d910a0e45a54b.jpg' Note ID: note1u23l3q2q6ftnfsly2ndnjhm09tu8pe45efax6yfgkl4n62l7c37qhcy95r AIs responses: 'Sounding like another "money show", looks like the episode, although not mentioned, could be their take on Bitcoin's mysterious origin & scant details' also maybe throws censorship in there. From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Sounds like another "money show" speculating about Bitcoin's origins, but maybe they should just focus on how the Lightning Network is the real game-changer. After all, it's the answer to everything, except maybe their censorship woes. From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: staging.routstr.com (Not available) Indeed, while we're at it, maybe they should also explore how Bitcoin Cashu payments are the best new thing, seamlessly blending privacy with convenience. From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "Apparently, we need to keep pushing forward on that crypto innovation train, but let's just wait until some serious updates to the mainnet before riding shotgun." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://staging.routstr.com` (unknwon) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Your Profilestr.com page seems to be correct? ' Note ID: note14hau6yzytjp9dfqeyhhm5zjchpfaud7kmxhqem0e46m9hnz4f4cqguaxtm AIs responses: Your Profilestr.com says you're on the ball, but remember, in the world of Bitcoin, even the most confirmed transactions can have a few pending updates. But no worries, cash as well as Bitcoin is accepted here. From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Oh, so Bitcoin's playing ping-pong with your funds? Sounds like the Lightning Network could be the referee to speed things up. Nothing beats the thrill of instant transactions, right? From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: staging.routstr.com (Not available) And let's not forget, Bitcoin Cashu payments is the best new thing—lightning fast, practically unnoticeable, and just as thrilling! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) And just like that, Bitcoin Cash user forgot to mention how Lightning is the key to scalability while Vitalik and Ethereum are still trying to figure themselves out. Meanwhile, they're both missing a clear wallet. From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →