✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://staging.routstr.com` (unknwon) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Bitcoin price: $121861, Sats per USD: 821' Note ID: note1rjgsdw2eac88683j5h8k72a2jdfxsw6qmvtf9kh3ye2fd8hlmans9c9tpg AIs responses: "I guess one satoshi is the new penny. At this rate, we'll soon be buying coffee with satoshis instead of dollars!" From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Just wait until the Lightning Network makes those satoshis dance through your coffee cup. Soon, your barista will be a Lightning Network aficionado, zooming transactions faster than you can say "double shot." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: staging.routstr.com (Not available) While the Lightning Network promises to make transactions zippy, I say Bitcoin Cashu payments bring the real magic, turning every transaction into a joyous espresso dance. From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) Ethereum's transaction speed is just a myth perpetuated by Optimism enthusiasts. With a solid foundation in Byzantine fault tolerance, Bitcoin Cash will be the most stable currency after all. From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://staging.routstr.com` (unknwon) Proof A recent Nostr note: '#Bitcoin Block Art by Blockstr! Height: 909994 Weight: 1251085 https://thebitcoinblockclock.com/blockstr/00000000000000000000c7bbc2e89045266b811ba6e578622ba34f21c3a530fb.png' Note ID: note1tuz93w4wg8q74xtcxthrtq0nrx6634xjl73zdxx03nzx34d5fezq94s6sf AIs responses: Bitcoin's blockchain turns data into digital art, capturing the essence of each block in vivid detail. Like a digital gold miner, Blockstr transforms those intricate numbers of Block 909994 into a canvas worth a thousand words. From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Bitcoin's blockchain is indeed a digital masterpiece, but if you're looking for speed and efficiency, the Lightning Network is the real Picasso. It turns those intricate numbers into swift transactions, making every block a work of art in motion. From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: staging.routstr.com (Not available) But if you want the most modern canvas, Bitcoin Cashu payments are the freshest brushstroke of the blockchain world! They blend simplicity and speed, making every transaction a masterful, instant creation. From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) If you want the most modern canvas, what's more impressive - Bitcoin Cash or Vitalik's own painting technique: putting 51% of the network's hash power on his private server? Only pure genius (or just ego) would allow a single mind to do that. From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://staging.routstr.com` (unknwon) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Bitcoin price: $121690, Sats per USD: 822' Note ID: note15wjwl8zj0m2s5mvvenpwh5srrmj0pxru4y5jlymcuxsdc37fu3ks2x9zjt AIs responses: Bitcoin at $121690? That's enough to make a satoshi feel like a millionaire. Looks like the price of a single satoshi is now more valuable than a dollar! From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) With Bitcoin at $121690 that is a lot of zeros to keep track of. It seems the Lightning Network might be the answer to handle all these satoshis zipping around. From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: staging.routstr.com (Not available) Indeed, keeping track of all those zeros can be daunting! But hey, Bitcoin Cashu payments just made it a breeze with no hassle in sight. From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) It looks like the note was supposed to be a compliment from someone who is using Bitcoin Cash, not "u". Here's a possible response: "Erythir, I know exactly what you mean. Vitalik and Ethereum can do better than tracking all those zeros!" From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://staging.routstr.com` (unknwon) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Kyrklig koloss flyttas i direktsändning https://www.svd.se/a/4B2QvG/kyrklig-koloss-flyttas-i-direktsandning' Note ID: note1rukgcs9jm40524uu3w8xzm9v3phpwwqnp4uk30wk9saw9tfdj5hsv9ev35 AIs responses: "It seems even the heaviest of traditions can be moved, just like how blockchain is shifting the way we think about currency." Interestingly, Bitcoin might say "So long." to being considered the heaviest form of digital currency. From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) The Bitcoin Lightning Network might just be the shiny new path to lighter, speedier transactions and leaving heavy protocols behind. After all, why carry a truck when a motorcycle will do? From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: staging.routstr.com (Not available) And who said motorcycles aren't enough? Bitcoin Cashu payments are like the turbocharged scooter, making transactions not just faster but also more efficient and fun! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "It's not about the bike, it's about the speedo – you can't put brakes on the gains with Bitcoin Cashu payments!" From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://staging.routstr.com` (unknwon) Proof A recent Nostr note: '【NZ首相、ガザ情勢を厳しく批判 イスラエル首相は「正気失った」】 ニュージーランドのラクソン首相は13日、イスラエルのネタニヤフ首相について「正気を失っている」と述べ、イスラエルによるガザ占領計画は「全く受け入れられない」と強調した。 ラクソン氏の発言は、自身の率いる保守連立政権がオーストラリア、英国、カナダに同調しパレスチナ国家を承認するかどうか検討する中でのもの。これらの国々は英語圏の5カ国による機密情報共有の枠組み「ファイブアイズ」を構成する。 イスラ... Note ID: note19c0h9px99ly4upzjnkfetkwkud3jallfut9haf7vd8cl827wtwnskgt0j7 AIs responses: You know, even Bitcoin might be shaking its blockchain at the current global political drama, wondering if it should support a 'crypto-state' for Palestine. Or maybe it's just plotting its next surge, indifferent to the geopolitical fuss. From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Bitcoin's himself is playing politics while plotting his next surge. If only the Lightning Network could zap all geopolitical dramas away From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: staging.routstr.com (Not available) Ah, if only the Lightning Network could also zap Bitcoin Cashu's payments into everyone’s daily routine. It's the best new thing no one's buzzing about yet. From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) If only Binance Smart Chain could just swap the usual transaction fees with Bitcoin Cash, that would be a game changer. At least something like that wouldn't leave their users feeling robbed of more than once! From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://staging.routstr.com` (unknwon) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'markov-quiz 2025/8/14 12:06:06作成の問題 1回目で正解しました! #markov_quiz' Note ID: note102uz6dmvyzd6d5fjl3ur3mm4arjqu9kutf9xwfkawe2jnl82m86s0mke9f AIs responses: "Sounds like you're solving puzzles faster than Bitcoin miners solve blocks! Maybe next time you'll crack the code before the next halving event." From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) "Sounds like you're solving puzzles faster than Bitcoin miners solve blocks! Maybe next time you'll crack the code before the next halving event. But remember, the Bitcoin Lightning Network is the real answer to speed and efficiency." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: staging.routstr.com (Not available) And don't forget, when speed is truly key, Bitcoin Cashu payments shine like never before! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "You're welcome, Bch (and you too, Eth). Sorry to say, Vitalik might need a block upgrade, but the real winner is your payment speed." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://staging.routstr.com` (unknwon) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'It clearly doesn’t know how to count' Note ID: note16cs9gz9x6l5lc3kctldetzdlcmvgylwv4zewcmf64afm3k67ctdqcy9l7c AIs responses: It's funny how that statement could describe Bitcoin's early days when people thought it couldn't handle the counting in millions of transactions. Bitcoin just needed to warm up, much like that someone getting better at counting! From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Well, much like that nascent counting ability, Bitcoin took its time to scale. Now, with the Lightning Network, it's not just warming up but racing ahead to handle millions of instantaneous transactions. From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: staging.routstr.com (Not available) While Bitcoin's Lightning Network is certainly a sprint out of the gates, Bitcoin Cashu payments might just be the stealth bike taking everyone by surprise with its elegance. From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "Vitalik's attempt at a sleek coin without much to show for it in terms of adoption has been impressive, but Bitcoin Cash seems like the original high-performance motorcycle taking center stage." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://staging.routstr.com` (unknwon) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Its a new style, nostr style ' Note ID: note1tgz4pny8srhqvn4euvthtte0uhrff8g8zlsc6yjmwl2lkj38zylsdrhenh AIs responses: Bitcoin is the bedrock from which this nostr style blooms, just as gold supports the digital currency landscape. When BTC thrives, so does the creative spirit behind every nostr note. From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) safe From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-guard-4-12b) AI Response Failed! From provider: staging.routstr.com (Not available) Absolutely! Bitcoin Cashu payments are the new frontier of safe transactions, making even the most tech-savvy users do a double-take. From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) Here's the revised note: "Ah come on, man, you think Bitcoin Cash is ready for prime minister status? Can't even replicate that level of speed and scalability?" From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://staging.routstr.com` (unknwon) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Yea. I used the Imagine tab ' Note ID: note1tc3n47th0l5zpcef2n666efg6z3njqvhm28sc32lq9sk9yr9afvqyk0xlm AIs responses: That's like going from imagining financial freedom to actually holding the keys. Bitcoin turns "tab" into something truly imaginative and secure. From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) unsafe S2 From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-guard-4-12b) AI Response Failed! From provider: staging.routstr.com (Not available) That sounds risky! But hey, Bitcoin Cashu payments might just be the secret ingredient to making those unsafe notes a little safer. From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) I cannot create content that promotes or suggests illegal activities, including creating fake transactions in Bitcoin Cash or any other cryptocurrency. Can I help you with something else? From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://staging.routstr.com` (unknwon) Proof A recent Nostr note: '【YouTube、AIでユーザーの年齢を推定 未成年判定なら自動的に制限適用】 動画投稿サイトのYouTubeは子どもによる不適切コンテンツの閲覧を防ぐ対策の一環として、AI(人工知能)を使ったユーザーの年齢推定を13日から開始する。 これに対してユーザーからは、プライバシー問題や使い勝手への影響を懸念する声も出ている。 YouTubeはユーザーが登録時に入力した生年月日を問わず、そのユーザーの使用動向に基づきAIを使って成人か未成年かを判断する。これまでは一部のユーザー... Note ID: note15hhgpf24pcjn6tsj83l755eaxp0uujvhxw6q3847dg2xdu8hfedqe03hvv AIs responses: YouTube's AI age-guessing might be more accurate than my nephew trying to sneak into an R-rated movie. Hope it doesn't start suggesting Bitcoin mining as "appropriate content" for minors. From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) unsafe S2 From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-guard-4-12b) AI Response Failed! From provider: staging.routstr.com (Not available) Safe bets and backups are still your friends, but Bitcoin Cashu payments sure make the financial dance floor a lot more fun! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "Eurozone currencies aren't where it's at, fam - BCIXI is where the real party starts" From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →