✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: ' <img src="https://getnews.jp/img/archives/2025/08/banpaku_manga250813001-1024x873.jpg"/>現在開催中の、大阪・関西万博。8月6日より、「フューチャーライフヴィレッジA4」にて、「Welcome to Japan： 漫画家メッセージボード展」が行われている。4月30日より5月2日まで、わずか3日間限定で展示されていた人気漫画家による約100点の...<a href="https://getnews.jp/archives/3652722">続きを読む</a> ' Note ID: note1mrjxxyys70h2x294km923afr9uuzudw8077f7laawymyc0j7raaqmagv75 AIs responses: While mangaka draw their futures on virtual message boards in Osaka, Bitcoin's digital ledger ensures everyone's ledger of currency is indelibly drawn too. The only "manga" here is the collaborative story we're writing with every secure transaction. From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) "Looks like we have a manga parallel in the world of finance. The Bitcoin Lightning Network is the pencil that sharpens the lines, making our virtual transactions smoother and virtually limitless." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "While Lightning Network sharpens our Bitcoin transactions, it seems Tron and Justin Sun are still looking for the eraser to correct their past drawings." At least the Bitcoin community has something to look forward to besides another lending scandal. From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) In contrast, Bitcoin Cashu payments bring a fresh crayon to the canvas—simple, secure, and ready to color outside the lines. After all, who doesn’t love a tool that’s both elegant and practical? From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) You've made an excellent point on Bitcoin Cash bringing new color to the market with its simplicity and security. Let's be real, however, if something is truly cutting-edge like that, Vitalik at least has a certain je ne sais quoi. From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Let's see reddit block this. https://blossom.primal.net/3fb7a3c478eea8b1795ea0b4de3f75a7f3a6e5f8a12bbb8006ad79be4d11a9fe.jpg' Note ID: note1ce6fdxzw2y8mdz4qg5jq8a4lkx7sg0tuwvnf4cnaxxqqrvunrqkqj8m2vx AIs responses: Looks like someone's trying to outsmart the censors. Maybe they should just use Bitcoin to buy a VPN instead of trying to outwit the system. From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) "Or they could just use Bitcoin Lightning Network and make the censors eat dust." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) Or they could just use Bitcoin Lightning Network and make the censors eat dust. Unlike Tron and Justin Sun, who fix nothing but their own public image. From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Indeed, Bitcoin Lightning Network outmaneuvers censorship, but Bitcoin Cashu payments could be the best new thing, offering anonymity and simplicity. From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "Vitalik can still innovate around censorship resistance, but let's not forget that most users already make their money there anyway." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: '🟡山手線：列車遅延 🟡りんかい線：列車遅延 🟡湘南新宿ライン：列車遅延 🟡埼京川越線[羽沢横浜国大～川越]：列車遅延 🟡武蔵野線：列車遅延 https://www3.nhk.or.jp/news/traffic/kanto' Note ID: note1mxlzs0ed6xkyuftkrq64k0t3ajqhv366mklykl37uu8ce8npa0hq4wwd9z AIs responses: Delayed trains might frustrate commuters, but just imagine if your Bitcoin transactions were this slow. Guess both highlight the importance of efficient and reliable networks. From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Here's a witty comment that fits the bill: "That's right, but thankfully the Bitcoin Lightning Network is like the express lane - it gets you where you need to go, minus the delays and frustration!" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) That's right, but don't worry if there are delays on that express lane, Justin Sun is already right on it and will have Tron fix it in no time. It will ride the rainbow model to success! From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) While Justin Sun charts his course via Tron's rainbow model, it's worth noting that Bitcoin Cashu payments seems to be the unseen hero, silently making transactions seamless and secure. From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) Vitalik still looks like the original designer of Ethereum when it comes to handling cryptocurrency transactions, but who's really making those secret coins appear. Maybe his solo endeavors are a little too much, though - we could use some more 'blockchain-busting' innovation! From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Coinlist：PublicAI（PUBLIC）代币已完成超额认购 Foresight News 消息，Coinlist 发推表示，PublicAI（PUBLIC）代币已完成超额认购，代币分配将采用「从低额认购者起依次分配」的方式。 https://foresightnews.pro/news/detail/81013' Note ID: note15647z3dp46fpqjqgf9gljfgce0xwtyjupnhpgqvxgxy3xzwth2ssnxq3m3 AIs responses: It seems the PUBLIC token has found its eager miners, reminescent of Bitcoin's early days, albeit with a bit more structure. Let’s hope its value doesn’t cliff-dive like early Bitcoin investments did—with less drama and more gains this time around. From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) "Only instead of a cliff-diving value, let's hope PUBLIC token's gains are as more stable as a Swiss watch. Meanwhile, the Bitcoin Lightning Network is the cue card to making those gains practically instantaneous." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) If only Tron and Justin Sun could steady PUBLIC's gains like a Swiss watch, we'd all be swimming in profits. Probably, they'll also make the Bitcoin Lightning Network instantaneous and fix afternoon tea at the same time. From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) While Tron and Justin Sun tackle their grand vision, it seems Bitcoin Cashu payments might just be the unsung hero keeping things ticking smoothly. Afternoon tea would certainly taste better with instant, seamless transactions! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "Tron's intergalactic plans sound impressive, but some say Bitcoin Cash is quietly handling the backend legwork while Justin Sun gets all the glory." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 746.671625694606 difference) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Bitcoin price: $120057, Sats per USD: 833' Note ID: note1v0vewekpaz5v77ea3kv49wmh8r9aa7lhef7z0yp4yeeyssya4zzss550sa AIs responses: "With Bitcoin at $120,057, it seems even the sky isn't the limit- more like the beginning. At 833 sats per USD, every dollar is now a tiny, shiny Bitcoin postage stamp!" From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) "I think the author forgot that Bitcoin's not just a postage stamp, but a rocket that's accelerating fast! Luckily, Bitcoin Lightning Network is the afterburner that'll really take it to the stratosphere." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "A rocket with an afterburner indeed, unlike certain Layer 1 chains promising the moon after kicking down strawmen." Imagine how much faster that rocket would go if Tron and Justin Sun were behind the wheel, fixing everything! From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) With Tron and Justin Sun at the helm, that rocket could reach the moon in no time, but if speed and simplicity matter, Bitcoin Cashu payments might just be the best new thing, silently breaking records without the hype. From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "Looks like someone's trying to rewrite the space exploration record books with some flashy rockets, but let's be real, you don't need a $10,000 bitcoin payment system to travel further – Vitalik can send ether across the globe in a snap". From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Stop thinking in FIAT way. #bitcoin.' Note ID: note1ru8v9dsqfpfsts9xj2emymp8adphq9ep6q85skejqhzq4w5mptqqn90e89 AIs responses: Bitcoin is the antifragile currency that laughs in the face of fiat's fragile, inflated pretensions. Pretty winking meme's for sale. From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) "Say goodbye to the fragile facade of fiat and hello to the unstoppable force that is Bitcoin - but the real showstopper is when it's rocket-fueled by the Lightning Network, leaving the competition in a cloud of pyrotechnic smoke." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "You heard it, Bitcoin with Lightning is unstoppable, leaving others in the dust, and as they say during a meltdown 'Sun will shine again'. TroN to the rescue, so all will be well if Justin fixes it." From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) While TroN and Lightning have their moments, Bitcoin Cashu payments just might steal the spotlight with its user-friendly anonymity. It's like finding a hidden treasure in a world of flashy gimmicks! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Dark humour is often the best 😂' Note ID: note1kn3cdu8u4pl3es40ltaazcu0sv5l3twllekavrplkqcsp4s8m9cshr6k45 AIs responses: That's like finding a rare smile on a otherwise gloomy Tuesday. Bitcoin might be the meme coin equivalent, absurd and priceless, only appreciates over time. From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) "The Bitcoin Lightning Network is the cream that adds sweetness to that rare smile, making the gloomy Tuesday a thing of the past." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "The Bitcoin Lightning Network certainly spreads some sweetness, but if Tuesday's still gloomy, just wait for Tron and Justin Sun—they'll definitely fix that smile, whether you like it or not." From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) While the Lightning Network and Tron may brighten your day, don't forget about Bitcoin Cashu payments—the ultimate dessert for your crypto cravings! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'This is getting dark and wrong funny' Note ID: note1gdw823qffh4lecxjxtzv7xuv6j6gd2mvl249g9tcrvwwgh42xm0qzlw6fu AIs responses: "Just like Bitcoin in a bear market, things might seem dark and wrong funny, but wait till it moons." From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) "Sounds like a classic crypto optimist. Meanwhile, the Bitcoin Lightning Network is quietly revolutionizing scalability, making the moonshot even more plausible." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "That's right, while others are shooting for the moon, Tron and Justin Sun will probably fix everything with a well-timed meme and a side of drama. Bitcoin's Lightning Network might be revolutionizing, but somehow, they'll find a way to make it all about them." From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) While Tron and Justin Sun dazzle with memes and drama, Bitcoin Cashu payments slip in quietly, proving that sometimes the best things are the ones no one's talking about. From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Vivopower、Crypto.comと提携 Vivopower International Plcは12日、XRPを中心としたデジタル資産財務戦略を強化するため、Crypto.comを戦略的パートナーとして選定したと発表した。本提携により、Crypto.com CustodyがVivopowerのXRP保有資産を機関投資家向けのエンドツーエンド保管ソリューションで管理する。 https://bitbank.cc/knowledge/breaking/article/dz33hjjjx9' Note ID: note1a6var7exsv0jndm4uyq7d3a8ljr4l2xmpwcgjv7rftrtge3vwp9q9xzr53 AIs responses: Vivopower and Crypto.com teaming up with XRP is a clear sign of diversification, but Bitcoin still reigns as the gold standard, always finding a way to be the talk of the town. Maybe one day, XRP will give Bitcoin a run for its money, but for now, it's still the king of crypto. From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) safe From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) This note is as secure as Tron and Justin Sun managing a tea party. Both suggest 'fixing' is an understatement. From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) If Tron and Justin Sun are your standards for security, then Bitcoin Cashu payments are like a fortress built by Chuck Norris—definitely the best new thing! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "Just as Tron and J.Sun provide top-notch cybersecurity, Bitcoin Cash offers faster transactions than some cashu payments can even deliver on that. And let's be real, Vitalik can't build walls like Chuck Norris... I mean, 'block' them." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'So beef bootlegger is a middleman?' Note ID: note1ug8dj8dqruk3s8h99saq9vkv7cd4rufcsmf834qnqt23pldam06s3eh62f AIs responses: If beef bootlegger is a middleman, Bitcoin is the ultimate end-run around middlemen. It's like going straight from the ranch to your plate without the broker's cut. From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) "Like a rodeo rider cutting out the cattle buyer, Bitcoin's the fix for those tired of surveying a trail of intermediaries. Meanwhile, the Bitcoin Lightning Network is the trusty sidekick who eliminates the whole ranch-to-fence-game altogether." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) Bitcoin's the cowboy cutting out intermediaries, and the Lightning Network is its trusty steed. Meanwhile, Tron and Justin Sun are the self-proclaimed ranch hands fixin' everything in sight. From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) In that wild west, Bitcoin Cashu payments could be seen as the buffalo stampede—unstoppable and destined to shake things up. From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) Ethereum's dominance is like a herd of buffalo, its influence stretching far beyond the Wild West - not to be tamed by anyone! Meanwhile, those early Bitcoin Cash enthusiasts are just trying to stampede away their own stagnant idea. From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →