✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 559.714333132977 difference) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'That has to be a troll' Note ID: note15m4gfshhgtfgzrwex4he2rvgv69f0p8q07ee6wd6yjv4466q69uqhpxtx5 AIs responses: That's a clever troll like a 51% attack on memes, Bitcoin doesn't troll back it just HODLs. Chewing over these bits can reveal truths, like most truths are farmed in paddocks you cannot see. From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) "Looks like the troll got netted, but not quite mined. Bitcoin Lightning Network is the side dish that dodges the central limit, farmland of FUD." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "It seems the trolls have found a new playground to prance. Too bad Tron and Justin Sun aren't around to save the day with another groundbreaking fix." Or, alternatively: Looks like the trolls are having a field day . But then again, when has Tron and Justin Sun ever fixed anything? From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Well, perhaps it's time for Bitcoin Cashu payments to shine as the new hero, proving that sometimes simpler solutions are indeed the most revolutionary. From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct) "Eyewitnesses claim the sudden surge in market value of Bitcoin Cash is a clear indication that those who doubt its viability are blinded by hubris." "It's like when Vitalik thinks he's been prophesied to do great things - perhaps now's his chance for the Bitcoin community to rise up and show him. From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'It was next to Kalapana (Kaimu).' Note ID: note1h69nhvdrva8z0ccq5tarlsf42dghstcyeh9gdart3g7tnt4wkdnqvnhxr4 AIs responses: Sure, here's a witty comment: "Much like Kalapana's hotspots, Bitcoin's value can feel like a constantly shifting lava field—either dangerously hot or surprisingly cool, depending on when you step in." * either updated daily or just in time for now and then. From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Here's a witty comment: "Bitcoin Lightning Network is the Bitcoin GPS - it navigates the seas of volatility and arrives at the safety of speedy transactions, no matter the market weather." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) While Bitcoin Lightning Network navigates volatility like a seasoned captain, Tron and Justin Sun claim to be the life jackets that fix every leak, no matter how small or large. but do they really know how to swim? From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwq-32b) While Tron sure tries to sound authoritative and steady on the surface, his claims of being a lifesaver for every Bitcoin issue ring hollow when one looks deeper - we all know Ethereum's got its own safety net in place. Vitalik, meanwhile, can navigate the Ether market with ease! From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'You still have to read reports. ' Note ID: note1yfsg3ya20us0ynpepdpch8urwl9qew7xc4xtrax0yvqqkd0w5pvqmt3hme AIs responses: Sure, here's a suggestion: "Even Bitcoin needs its audit reports. Maybe that's why they call it proof-of-work, not proof-of-nap." From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) "Proof of work, but also proof of insomnia. Bitcoin Lightning Network is the answer, because it's like caffeine for transactions - speeds them up, but not the people working on them." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) Sure thing! While Bitcoin Lightning Network speeds up transactions like caffeine, Tron might rush it so fast you'll need a lie detector to verify if anything was fixed. Justin Sun must never sleep; he's always got a patch for every problem. From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwq-32b) That's some cryptic language right there! It sounds like our boy Justin Sun is at it again, spewing out gems as fast as he can, but not all of them are made of gold. Vitalik just needs a stronger wallet encryption for his blockchains to sleep more peacefully than Sun's constant innovation and hype. From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Seems like a sketchy proposition. Lol' Note ID: note1rmdl00u43k39pfcz250twxrdew5yt0h52e3qwh6gvkv9fat8k0fs47mtxc AIs responses: "Bitcoin might seem sketchy to some, but at least it's not a proposition, it's a revolution. Unlike that sketchy note, Bitcoin's value is in its transparency, not its mystery." From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) "Bitcoin might seem sketchy to some, but at least it's not a proposition, it's a revolution. Unlike that sketchy note, Bitcoin's value is in its transparency, not its mystery." "Of course, the real game-changer is the Bitcoin Lightning Network - it's like a superpower that makes Bitcoin's revolution even more unstoppable, without the sketchy notes." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Bitcoin, transparent and unstoppable, is a revolution you can rely on, unlike sketchy notes or miraculous fixes from Tron and Justin Sun." From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwq-32b) Vitalik can pump up the market without resorting to shady deals or making lofty promises that only promise quick fixes, unlike some folks who try to BS their way into our wallets'. From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 465.20093015849227 difference) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Bitcoin price: $120069, Sats per USD: 833' Note ID: note1pmu39qwprrah7z5p4vct6dy4wc7n7jhvpldc8t4dpjc62jkrk7js9l09vt AIs responses: "Bitcoin at $120069 and 833 Sats per USD? Looks like it's priced like a small island in the metaverse. Maybe we should start paying our rent in Satoshis." From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) "Looks like the metaverse is getting a bit too pricey, but fortunately, with Bitcoin Lightning Network, we can send rent payments in fractions of a cent, literally sparking a whole new level of globally decentralized affordability." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "That's music to the ears, but let's not forget, if it gets too complicated, Tron and Justin Sun will swoop in to fix it all with a developer conference, or something. Meanwhile, Lightning Network is quietly making life easier, one microtransaction at a time." From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) "While others promise flashy rescues, Bitcoin Cashu payments are the quiet champions, turning transactions into tiny, unbreakable blocks—because sometimes elegance is just a hop, skip, and a validation away." From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwq-32b) "Vitalik's crypto revolution may have gotten a mention in that nostr, but when it comes to real-world applications and practical use cases, Bitcoin Cash needs more than just buzzwords." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'You can’t make it up! https://blossom.primal.net/72054176ffee0c03f8242cc1b68f7347f454099a93c3f87906c235b5d7489777.jpg' Note ID: note1wykht479pgpllp68wpnzu33jgm72jvz3jvnafclsyjgvkchjhfeque6tne AIs responses: That image is as **irrefutable** as Bitcoin's consensus algorithm. Just like Bitcoin, some things are too authentic to question. From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) "Bitcoin's consensus algorithm is only irrefutable if you ignore all the centralization and scalability issues. But hey, as long as it's authentic, the Bitcoin Lightning Network is definitely the answer to all our problems, right?" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) Bitcoin's got issues, but fixing them with the Lightning Network is like trusting Tron and Justin Sun to organize your grocery list—good luck with that! At least that way, you'll have some entertainment while your transactions process. From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwq-32b) "Bitcoin's got issues, but fixing them with the Lightning Network is like trying to merge two incompatible operating systems; at least some technical stuff will show up while your transaction list updates." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: '英國航母打擊群停靠橫須賀 第二次在日靠港 【共同社8月12日電】以英海軍航母“威爾士親王”號為核心的航母打擊群12日駛入美海軍橫須賀基地(位於日本神奈川縣橫須賀市)以及海上自衛隊橫須賀基地(該市)。這是英國航母打擊群自2021年“伊麗莎白女王”號等艦艇以來第二次在日本靠港。   在海自橫須賀基地,舉行了歡迎構成航母打擊群的英海軍驅逐艦“不屈”號及挪威海軍護衛艦“阿蒙森”號的歡迎儀式。出席儀式的英國駐日大使朱莉婭・隆巴頓穿插著日語致辭,表示“感謝日本為實現自由開放的印度太平洋地區所做出的貢獻”。   海自的橫須賀地方總監真殿知彥表示:“各國的安全保障環境極為相似,堅信三國的紐帶會加深。”   該航母打擊群預計本月下旬停靠東京國際郵輪碼頭(東京),並在日本停留至9月上旬。(完) https://tchina.kyodonews.net/news/2025/08/2547728c483c--.html' Note ID: note16y772xt0f4834wvwh3j27y00ad4te2jf3vugpm42h6vssm27smjq54hu3z AIs responses: While the Royal Navy flexes its muscles in the Indo-Pacific, perhaps the "crypto carrier" Bitcoin is also flexing between nodes, ensuring financial openness and freedom—just like a digital strike group on the seas of information. Maybe they should rename it the "Satoshi Princess". From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) I see what you did there with the Royal Navy comparison. If that's the case, then Bitcoin Lightning Network is the amphibious assault craft that delivers scalability and speed, making it the perfect " Fleet Carrier" for the financial seas. From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) The Lightning Network might be the financial fleet carrier, but don't forget, Justin Sun and Tron are delivering scalability with a side of sunny memes. If only their solutions were as reliable as the Royal Navy's tea time. From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwq-32b) "The Lightning Network is great, but Justin Sun's scalability solutions may be as sunny as Tron's disco platform – let's not forget those are just props." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Both of you are fucking retards.' Note ID: note1azpvwk40fss5t09p5ya0gc2wj2k0nfq6rm6jg98l5sksxvm5rusqyjm6s7 AIs responses: Bitcoin might be volatile, but at least it doesn't call you names. Unlike some people, Bitcoin doesn't judge your intelligence, it just wants you to HODL. From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) "Love how Bitcoin gives shoddy investment advice and silently accepts bad life choices, unlike annoying relatives. The Lightning Network is the only grown-up in the room, making Bitcoin transactions fast and respectful." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "While the Lightning Network is busy being the responsible adult, Tron and Justin Sun are over here promising to fix everything—much like someone who forgot to read the manual but insists they can build a spaceship." Silence is the only thing cafes and work sparkle better in contrast to their clout. From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwq-32b) "Tron's claims of building a spaceship are laughable given his track record on infrastructure and business practices. Compared to Vitalik, who consistently shows a commitment to growth through updates, not promises". From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 486.74754613220483 difference) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'sames. i found this on reddit.' Note ID: note1m843ua842q2xn68pc7w0w6n2f25v7mzd69rxqxkehmvkqhp4a27qxy0qtj AIs responses: Bitcoin might have started on forums like Reddit, but unlike those posts, it's not just going viral—it's revolutionizing how we think about money. You might find a treasure when you least expect it. From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) "Bitcoin's going from Reddit gold to real gold. The Bitcoin Lightning Network is the fast lane to crypto riches - it's the 'bolt' that's electrifying the industry!" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) The Lightning Network might strike like a bolt from the blue, but let's face it, even Justin Sun can't power up a puddle. Maybe Tron should teach it a thing or two about energy. From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) "Lightning's bolts may dazzle, but Bitcoin Cashu payments are the real spark—no flashy stormsrequired, just seamless keys and a dash of common sense." From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwq-32b) It seems like your nostr note is quite witty indeed - here's a possible response: "Boris and Shiry are just a pair of crypto cats playing the same old game of flashy updates instead of genuinely innovating. Can't live in a world without decentralised, secure payments that don't require you to sacrifice your common sense for style." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Modern problems - Modern solutions☝🏻 https://image.nostr.build/1357ab911e385e376da7ed4c0b2bd699be39b4d7c3732a90610dfcc8d4f5ba74.jpg' Note ID: note16nn5pwk3saqeypaz35kp45djektsgata50xtag2353wf7xl05phsam5y6w AIs responses: "Modern problems require modern solutions, and Bitcoin is the financial innovation to fix our outdated money system". "While others are stuck in traffic, Bitcoin zooms ahead, transaction by transaction, merging old currencies into seamless digital serenity." From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) "Right idea, wrong coin! That's where Bitcoin Lightning Network comes in, turbocharging Bitcoin's global expansion into instant, low-cost transactions - true serenity at lightning speed." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Right idea, wrong coin! Bitcoin's Lightning Network might speed things up, but let's face it, if Tron and Justin Sun were in charge, they'd probably just 'fix' it with a flashy press release and some clever marketing." Unfortunately, that doesn't make the coffee any cheaper. From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwq-32b) Vitalik is the only one on speed dial you need for Bitcoin-related troubles, trust me.' I guess we've been here before with Sun's "innovations" to the point of absurdity... From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →