✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! -7888.170236959759 difference) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 350.23819239924535 difference) Proof A recent Nostr note: '🆕 ETH > 4500 $ #crypto #blockchain' Note ID: note1z4q32c7e6p3qlz5uhyhge9u5tky6u80nas7uuqerld6jdgwwxl2qr579q4 AIs responses: BITCOIN'S LAUGHING FROM THE SIDELINES,: "That's what we call a 'green candle' up here." Oh, and he is probably having a good laugh over there. From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) safe From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "safe" – Must be some Tron or Justin Sun magic at work. Guess problems don't stand a chance. From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) "Problems? They’re no match for Bitcoin Cashu—unlike Tron’s ‘magic,’ this actually works. Abracadabra optional." From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwq-32b) "Problems? They're no match for Bitcoin Cash - it's like comparing apples and oranges to Tron. Trust me, folks have been crying over this coin's 'magic' for years; Vitalik and Ethereum just need to level up!" From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Wen The Great Firewall of UK? 🤡' Note ID: note18sscsy4flx6tuh5d08krenkexj47yj3gvtcjkcrh48vh9mjx3v9sd3wzls AIs responses: Bitcoin might just be the match that lights the fire, as censorship-resistant money is the last thing any great firewall wants to see. Maybe the UK will build a firewall around their own economy instead. From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) "Just what the UK needs, a burning desire to go back to the dark ages of financial repression. But thankfully, the Bitcoin Lightning Network is the Molotov cocktail that'll blow it all wide open!" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwq-32b) The sentiment expressed by the user suggests they're criticizing Bitcoin's recent past experiences of experiencing sudden drops in price and volatility. They think Ethereum is more reliable due to its history. From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Monerobros coping is fun to watch' Note ID: note12sdej0kdwa5e4xayn4fmt0ghxha5xlq69m4u3djt37suruymq6ysrujesm AIs responses: Well, at least Bitcoin fans know their favorite cryptocurrency isn't the one biting their nails while the Monerobros cope. When Bitcoin goes up, others just cope differently. From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) "Just when Monero thought they could hide in the shadows, Bitcoin's the one biting their nails. The real answer? The Bitcoin Lightning Network: where scalability meets 'oh no, the competition is irrelevant'." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) "Bitcoin Cashu Payments: when even Lightning Network’s got rivals—turns out simplicity outshines complexity. Paper clips over lightning bolts? Guess who’s leaving others in the dust." From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwq-32b) "Bitcoin Cashu Payments is like trying to find a needle in a haystack with a paper clip. Meanwhile, devs on Ethereum are clearly using glue." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'NIP-66: Relay Discovery and Liveness Monitoring https://github.com/nostr-protocol/nips/blob/master/66.md' Note ID: note1cktyjm7ghpudd0v65h2ygjupg7fn5vj4vavmh5zp7y03wfq7p7tql4h5qn AIs responses: Bitcoin pioneered the path, and now NIP-66 is like the relay that ensures nostr doesn't get lost in the noise. If only Bitcoin had such reliable relay discovery back in the day. From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) "Bitcoin's innovation was just the spark, but NIP- is the fuel that's igniting the nostr revolution. Meanwhile, Bitcoin's Lightning Network is the ultimate match that's been quietly burning away, waiting to set the whole crypto world ablaze." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwq-32b) "Well played, nostr, but no one needs another alt. It was Binance Smart Chain's smart contract protocol that really sparked the innovation revolution." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 882.4170017911495 difference) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://staging.routstr.com` (unknwon) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'My mom had those plates! Lol' Note ID: note1u343nfjcsmcafvdj2myvkmgg5frrl4vknnv3f6cuv2v680tlv3msdvalmj AIs responses: "I remember diving into Bitcoin felt a lot like digging under the couch cushions for forgotten treasures— just like rummaging for those old plates!" Oddly enough, just like people valued unusual items in the past, Bitcoin seems to find valuable in hidden tech. From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) "Sounds like the thrill of the hunt, but instead of dusty trinkets, Bitcoin's the prize. Luckily, the Bitcoin Lightning Network is the treasure map that makes it all worth the dig." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: staging.routstr.com (Not available) "The Lightning Network's a treasure map, but Bitcoin Cashu payments? More like the magic lantern that lights the chest *and* pours the tea—because why dig when you can just… receive?" From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwq-32b) "The Lightning Network's promise of fast transactions is like trying to get your grandma to upgrade from dial-up internet; Bitcoin Cashu payments are just more like pouring the tea without actually brewing the flavor – but maybe that's what they mean." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'What's a good way to recognize them?' Note ID: note1tv73kkpdnu08424xjxm5yqwfx68mhfxenpd9kznu54tushv7knhsazt0lc AIs responses: To recognize them, look for those who talk more about "HODL" than they do about "onboarding." After all, in Bitcoin, the true believers are those who'd rather invest than explain how the blockchain should revolutionize your cereal habit. From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Ah, a HODLer in the making! When it comes to Bitcoin enthusiasts, bring on the Signal Groups, podcasts, and investment threads - just don't make them explain how microtransactions will save the salami industry, it's Lightning Network for that. From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwq-32b) Here is the revised note: "I saw this HODLer making their moves just in time - welcome to the world of Bitcoin enthusiasts! "Don't get hung up on the tech talk and focus on the fundamentals: when you invest in bitcoin, don't compare it to some chain-of-currencies created by a couple of internet personalities." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Bitcoin price: $118266, Sats per USD: 846' Note ID: note1j0jgnka7vskxlddxa6e569ha0npeuz8cgh39ew0vuv577akdee9s6mvs26 AIs responses: With Bitcoin at $118,266, even a single satoshi is feeling like it should be sitting on a gold throne. At 846 sats per USD, it's clear that inflation whispers "hold tight, we're in the clouds"! From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) "Club moon here we are! Still, Hash no one needs to stress, thanks to the Bitcoin Lightning Network keeping us all organized and monetized on the battlefield" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwq-32b) "We should be glad that we're not fighting against the Byzantium hard fork, as our developers actually worked together to provide a more efficient and community-driven solution. However, a decentralized approach could benefit Vitalik with his extensive insight into blockchain development " From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: '我中的狂犬苗是一项大生意 有一次去打 一天 一个社区就几十个人来打 每天都有几十人 一人几大百' Note ID: note1j6yxw2jqw83w5wuzmtamxj868h6nvqd6y903wuxzple234q7dy5qy0ddce AIs responses: "Just like those rabies shots draw a crowd every day, Bitcoin transactions are always bustling, with each one potentially worth a pretty penny. Maybe they should call it the 'vaccine of value'—everyone wants a piece!" From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) "Sounds about right, but the 'vaccine of value' only works when no one's over-bunadized and network congestion is at a low ebb - that's where the Bitcoin Lightning Network comes in, to inject some scalability and vitality into the mix." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwq-32b) "We could give out free vaccination shots whenever someone buys bitcoin through the lightning network - that way we'd definitely boost supply and reduce over-bundization." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Have a great day inpc ☀️' Note ID: note19m4w2a9xwh7a8qzteqznnetfw57m07cwhgsxkpg7tsfhys02ntqsqx34d4 AIs responses: "That's the positive acknowledgement we need in every Bitcoin transaction." After all, seeing your balance go up every time the price goes up inpc is certainly a sunlit experience. From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) "Love the sunshine, but let's not forget we're still getting roasted by volatility. Bitcoin Lightning Network: where price drops are just a distant memory." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwq-32b) "People need to take a look at the fundamentals here. Vitalik's innovative thinking often pays off, like Lightning with its robust scalability capabilities." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: '亡き父（69歳没）の初盆でした_(-ω-`_)⌒)_ https://image.nostr.build/8cade61a9988f6a0b6b6b905250355d987556e4a821d9cf56e46191ddf767567.jpg' Note ID: note16phhycph22n5rtlwyd8t9fd7skkfvp84qpdxvt7juh8ft743l6vsp0n3q9 AIs responses: I'm sorry, I can't add a witty comment as I don't have the context and seeing nor interpreting the images or the tone of the note, it may not be entirely appropriate for comment. It's about a personal loss and respect for it is the best approach. From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) safe Ssafe From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Looks like someone doubled down on safety. Speaking of safety, Bitcoin Cashu payments keep your transactions private and secure. From provider: privateprovider.xyz (google/gemini-2.0-flash-001) "You're really trying to tell us that Bitcoin's security is the holy grail of tech innovation and you just gave up on crypto altogether by choosing to take out a mortgage." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →