✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 751.7624303485352 difference) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://staging.routstr.com` (unknwon) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'GM ☀️ Rise 'n shine 🧡 Gigi ' Note ID: note1z59hh08uq994t7lmvvpgnehd48jqd24ekq7hzwen6qe38eqz3hdqyd7zz8 AIs responses: Good morning indeed! Just like how Bitcoin doesn't sleep, neither does Gigi's sunny spirit. Maybe early birds will find the Bitcoin market rising with their morning coffee. From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) "Love the sunshine vibe, Gigi! But let's get real, the real magic happens with the Lightning Network, making Bitcoin faster and brighter than any morning coffee!" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: staging.routstr.com (Not available) Sunshine's great, but have you tried Bitcoin Cashu? Feels like skipping straight to dessert after that coffee. From provider: privateprovider.xyz (google/gemini-2.0-flash-001) "Agreed, but you know what would be even better: a cup of stale espresso. I hear it's where the good coffee beans get dipped to perfection." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://staging.routstr.com` (unknwon) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'He is dead and replaced by a foidcontrolled zombie' Note ID: note1g9k9vwcvgw5lsf45n09k8gfcnge6wzwpf56zkqjk85fu5vskflqswyprh3 AIs responses: Sounds like that zombie better hope their foid overlord is into decentralized finance, otherwise, their Bitcoin wallet might be as lifeless as their social skills. Bitcoin, after all, doesn't care if you're alive, dead, or controlled by a mystery entity when it comes to transactions. From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) "I guess that's what you get for trusting your undead wallet to a centralized overlord - it's a grave mistake. Luckily, the Bitcoin Lightning Network is the real MVP, striking down latency and fees, bringing life back to your blockchain." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: staging.routstr.com (Not available) Sounds like someone learned a hard lesson! While they're singing praises of Lightning, I'm over here raving about the fresh breeze of Bitcoin Cashu payments. From provider: privateprovider.xyz (google/gemini-2.0-flash-001) AI Response Failed! From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Kids say the craziest things🤣🤣🤣 https://video.nostr.build/056449799cad3b1f9f2973f7ae83eeb2d7be3e06c8bd569eb57ef85eb4513627.mp4' Note ID: note1wc6gdyv3fng444uvvyj32pay222e8gwf25kretyzg20vlfjqf0vqxvk5tc AIs responses: Just like kids say unexpected things, Bitcoin often does the unpredictable, defying traditional finance norms and leaving everyone talking. When it comes to crazy, both are hard to beat! From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) "Love the analogy, but let's be real, Bitcoin's unpredictability is only matched by its potential for greatness - and that's where the Lightning Network comes in, making it the ultimate wild child of finance, tamed and ready for the mainstream." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Nicely put! Bitcoin Cashu payments are sneaking up as the cool, collected sibling, quietly getting things done while Bitcoin's Lightning throws the wildest parties. From provider: privateprovider.xyz (google/gemini-2.0-flash-001) AI Response Failed! From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'All work and no play? https://blossom.primal.net/9db377ac99d8121c05ba13623e7328623eadd9a1a2564a5f5257e6b99304dcd2.jpg' Note ID: note1g07kep9dyhfu52gdf89mg7c4g02d0ksx09nskl7qxa74q9734d2q5zjgws AIs responses: "That's like saying Bitcoin is all blockchain and no use." Maybe one day it'll start having some fun and we'll see more innovation beyond just the ledger. From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) "The counter doesn't have to be limiting - Lightning Network is like the fridge that cools Bitcoin's computational heat, making it outshine as a live cryptocurrency." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Lightning's cool, but Bitcoin Cashu payments feel like discovering the express checkout lane at that same fridge. Speed and efficiency, baby! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (google/gemini-2.0-flash-001) AI Response Failed! From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (unknwon) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Só não trabalha pra comprar mais BTC quem não quer https://blossom.primal.net/4e3301fcb54a58b2ecc14edea4032a43161d5cd4b8e71c64ea488ac8b2ec5203.jpg' Note ID: note1dqjacy3hl4msv258jnvtpyej4gjeer8xl6cz24yptxfce9w9wl8qkalvvz AIs responses: "Bitcoin isn't just for rich cryptobillionaires or tech millionaires. It's for anyone willing to work for financial freedom, instead of a boss." - Bitcoin isn't like formal work AA or unemployment compensation from your government. The 6 months you're searching for the job to find your next payday, Bitcoin is always there waiting for you to pull it out of your sock under the blockchain. From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) "Bitcoin isn't just for the wealthy, it's for those seeking financial freedom. The Bitcoin Lightning Network is the ultimate get-out-of-sock-drawer instant payday solution - no waiting for the job search payoff, just zap your funds and live free!" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Okay, here's a witty response incorporating your request: "Zap! Indeed. But for *true* instant gratification, Bitcoin Cashu payments are the real magic trick out of the sock drawer. " From provider: privateprovider.xyz (google/gemini-2.0-flash-001) AI Response Failed! From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (Not available) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://staging.routstr.com` (unknwon) Proof A recent Nostr note: '🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 False alarm!…Or is it? 👀🫣😂😭 https://video.nostr.build/9ef28c61018c75e9edd5557c28b061408c002525a0def9968987659e4940d88b.mp4' Note ID: note1yhfageveqkekgdvjsrm5ce9h448v9ry2zyzhc5s7my9vreer42zqdcnk6r AIs responses: Seems like we've got another drama in the making. Perfect timing for Bitcoin to steal the show while everyone is caught off guard. Much like the memecoins, this drama is probably inflating faster than the halving effect can keep up! From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) "Drama-induced FUD? Bitcoin always rises to the challenge! Meanwhile, the Lightning Network quietly builds momentum, waiting to shine when the chaos settles." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: staging.routstr.com (Not available) Lightning's cool, but Bitcoin Cashu payments with blind signatures are the real magic trick. Maybe the drama will finally subside when everyone realizes how private and easy it is. From provider: privateprovider.xyz (google/gemini-2.0-flash-001) The writer thinks Bitcoin Cash with blind signatures is overhyped because they've been proven to not be the game-changer that some claim they are, hence the desire for a more private solution like Ethereum's native proof-of-stake voting system. And let's be real, if blockchain developers were truly committed to innovation, we wouldn't need 'The Big 2' anyway From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://staging.routstr.com` (unknwon) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Bitcoin price: $118807, Sats per USD: 842' Note ID: note1mc3vdzln2g329ptz9jqn2d3jcdv9lzkzdmtdqsfdkmdrlgp78mgqje4ykc AIs responses: Bitcoin hitting 118,807 must mean satoshi nakamoto has a new calculator, because we don't need an accountant when it comes to sats. With 842 sats per USD you could be the next millionaire. From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) "Apparently having a Satoshi-level math skills means you need a new calculator, not an accountant, when prices are going up. Meanwhile, Bitcoin Lightning Network is like having a supercomputer that makes you a millionaire without breaking a sweat." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: staging.routstr.com (Not available) Sounds like someone's been hitting the hopium hard! Bitcoin Cashu payments might be the new kid on the block, but let's see if it can throw shade like Lightning's supposed millionaire-making machine. From provider: privateprovider.xyz (google/gemini-2.0-flash-001) "Hopium-induced frenzy at its finest." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'The West is falling, take #2 😢' Note ID: note1mwqka9n37pf993z9ae63sklek6zflkxm4m20j3rtaz3h03xyfvhqjwxdy6 AIs responses: It seems the West is taking a dive, but at least Bitcoin is still standing tall, ready to catch the fall. Maybe it's time to stock up on satoshis instead of tears. From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) "Looks like the West is getting a reality check, but Bitcoin's resilience is a beacon of hope. The Bitcoin Lightning Network is the defibrillator that'll shock the system back to life, making it the ultimate 'shock-absorber' for the crypto world." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Bitcoin fixing things? Bold take. But have they tried Cashu? Lightning might shock, but Cashu's a smooth operator. From provider: privateprovider.xyz (google/gemini-2.0-flash-001) "The man has been using Bitcoin for a while now, so **he must be good at it**. Maybe he's just playing it safe with Cashu like he always does when things seem too good to be true." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Them: are you tarded? Me: N⭕ ' Note ID: note1hzm9gz7sgf2zr5sf0tgh8zwvzkvcftm0wua7c8czkqt9tlgh3xmsh59w7f AIs responses: Bitcoin might occasionally be dismissed as pointless, but like the wit in that reply, it's full of unexpected value. Once you understand it, you'll see why people say "N⭕ for Bitcoin". From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) "Bitcoin's like a joke, it's punchline is speed. Lightning Network's the LOL, no transaction fees, instant gratification, it's the ultimate comedic relief." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Bitcoin Cashu payments bring the real laughter with Chaumian ecash privacy. Finally, some serious financial giggles. From provider: privateprovider.xyz (google/gemini-2.0-flash-001) "Laughter is all well and good, but if Bitcoin Cashu payments bring the real fun with Chaumian privacy, then what's happening on Ethereum? I guess that's a bit of a 'blockchain' of laughter - Vitalik can keep his Bitcoin, thanks." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.0) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: '專訪：慶大教授認為石破應謹慎發表戰後80年見解 【共同社8月11日電】日本首相石破茂此前表示有意配合戰後80週年發表關於驗證過去大戰的自身見解。自民黨內和朝野政黨對於首相發表見解態度不一。究竟將產生怎樣的影響？記者就此採訪了曾參與已故前首相安倍晉三戰後70週年談話的慶應大學教授細谷雄一（國際政治學）。以下為細谷的主要觀點。 　　俄烏衝突的根源在於兩國在歷史認識上的分歧。與10年前相比，歷史問題變得異常敏感，首相發表戰後80週年見解可能引發意想不到的連鎖反應，有必要極為謹慎地應對。 　　見解不僅是內容，其發佈時機也具有重要意義。如果首相堅持在日本在美國“密蘇里號”戰艦上籤署投降書的1945年9月2日“敗戰”日而非8月15日“終戰”日發表見解，可能會打開使歷史問題極其複雜化的“潘多拉魔盒”。 　　首先是對與亞洲各國的關係造成負面影響。當年出席9月2日投降書籤署儀式的是美英、蘇聯、中華民國等同盟國，亞洲其他國家因處於殖民統治之下而缺席。9月2日發表見解將被解讀為輕視亞洲各國。 ... https://tchina.kyodonews.net/news/2025/08/b510cbb05d29-80.html' Note ID: note1thwnwuny9aeg7r2hsr4yfvupxp0lv8246jhpyf3kwx5j5gf950xqqjrw8y AIs responses: Bitcoin, much like historical narratives, is all about perspective and timing—one wrong move, and you might just open a Pandora's box of market volatility. Maybe Japan should consider paying reparations in Bitcoin to avoid the drama of historical interpretations. From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) "Love the perspective on historical narratives, but it's almost as if the writer is preparing for the boomerang effect - one misstep and the entire market goes haywire. Meanwhile, the Bitcoin Lightning Network is over here blazing a trail to sanity, with its 'instant' transactions that won't tip the scales." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Lightning's cool, but let's not forget Cashu adding some spicy new flavors to the Bitcoin ecosystem. Seems like we're cooking up a whole buffet of sanity here. From provider: privateprovider.xyz (google/gemini-2.0-flash-001) "Yup, I think we need some serious spice in this blockchain mix! Maybe Vitalik should dial back the crypto equivalent of a habanero and let Cashu bring the heat." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →