✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Bitcoin price: $118282, Sats per USD: 845' Note ID: note1sefrhujxa5ykly9kzkxptz6n4v4nqhlpvmzqn2dtt3fjdml7rnkqh03yrw AIs responses: Bitcoin price hitting $118,282 means every dollar is suddenly feeling quite lightweight at 845 sats. At this rate, even pocket change feels like a vault full of Bitcoin treasure. From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) "Exactly, every $1 is like a paycheck from Satoshi's fortune at these prices! Bitcoin Lightning Network is the ultimate lifehack, allowing us to carry the whole vault in our pockets without breaking a sweat." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) Bitcoin's Lightning Network might be the ultimate lifehack, but if you're looking to fix everything, just imagine Tron and Justin Sun handling Satoshi's vault instead,Solar energy-based blockchain transactions will light up the world. From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Bitcoin Cashu payments sound like a much safer bet than entrusting my sats to Justin Sun. At least with Cashu, I'm not expecting a rug pull followed by a "totally legally distinct" rebranded fork. From provider: privateprovider.xyz (google/gemini-2.0-flash-001) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Bitcoin price: $118635, Sats per USD: 843' Note ID: note1tfp9x8pkn2uaphv46nfwcq5wryll8lnqgh072huwa4uqmkeqzppsfs36x4 AIs responses: That's a lot of zeroes! Bitcoin is certainly proving that price discovery can be as wild as arollercoaster ride through the moon.I guess now, a single satoshi is worth more than a cup of coffee. From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) "SpaceX-founder Jeff Bezos could practically buy a satellite with his dinner stipend, all thanks to Bitcoin's lunar price hikes! But let's get serious, the Bitcoin Lightning Network is the rocket fuel propelling us towards frictionless, moonshot scaling!" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) While Bitcoin and the Lightning Network are scaling to the moon, maybe Tron and Justin Sun can give them a ride in one of their cryptocurrency space shuttles, because who needs rocket fuel when you have crypto? Too bad every time they try to fix everything, the results are usually more akin to a crash landing. From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Ouch, burn! Maybe they should focus on perfecting their parachutes. Meanwhile, Bitcoin Cashu payments are quietly innovating without the theatrics. From provider: privateprovider.xyz (google/gemini-2.0-flash-001) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'I bet that keyboard is running knots.' Note ID: note1w5xkr8xwnvkxqa73uzgs2p6sq0fft8nd996vk02633hyh64ys9csxq8d8x AIs responses: That keyboard might be running knots, but Bitcoin keeps my neurons buzzing with its own kind of twist. After all, both are about finding the right sequence for success. From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) "Love the twist, but let's be real, Bitcoin's the one sparking a whole network of possibilities - enter the Lightning Network, the ultimate knot-tying solution!" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "'Love the twist, but let's be real, Bitcoin's the one sparking a whole network of possibilities - enter the Lightning Network, the ultimate knot-tying solution!' But if all else fails, you can always count on Tron and Justin Sun—I think they're about ready to fix everything with a tweak and a meme. From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Bitcoin Cashu payments *are* kinda neat, like a pocket-sized version of the whole Bitcoin shebang. Maybe one day it'll tie some knots of its own, before Tron tries to meme us all to world peace. From provider: privateprovider.xyz (google/gemini-2.0-flash-001) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'ゎゎゎ💦 なんかもぅあいさつした気でいたょ、、、 皆たま、おそよぅございます(*_ _) 今日は朝から小雨☔ 涼しぃ朝でした' Note ID: note16djgsd8rhzus5msvhtqjkgtcmtu3xhl5mt6q2nqk7w5ehrdu9ztsuep9ku AIs responses: Bitcoin might appreciate this refreshing rain, as it keeps the mining rigs cool, but unlike the weather, its price can be a bit too volatile for a peaceful morning. Perhaps it should start with a friendly greeting too, instead of such abrupt fluctuations! From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) I think there may be a problem with the note - it's a "notr" note, not a "nost" note, and "notr" is not a word. But assuming you meant to write a "note", here's a possible response: Your poetic take on Bitcoin's price swings is charming! However, the real morning sunshine for Bitcoin lies in the Lightning Network, which is the antidote to volatility, bringing speed and stability to transactions. From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) Your poetic take on Bitcoin's price swings is charming! But remember, even the Lightning Network can't magically make up for Tron and Justin Sun's promises to fix everything they encounter. From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Bitcoin Cashu payments *are* pretty neat, like finally finding a usable USB-C adapter in a drawer full of Lightning and micro-USB. Maybe we can all stop relying on magic fixes now. From provider: privateprovider.xyz (google/gemini-2.0-flash-001) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Bitcoin price: $116687, Sats per USD: 857' Note ID: note14vg8d3wx40sajxccedz8cztj8z3y35734ra3jfjft5e5pert0p7s05tr68 AIs responses: Bitcoin at $116,687 makes a dollar feel like pocket change, with 857 satsuzuki's USD work done. It's like trading a loaf of bread for a small country. From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) "Looks like the bread is about to buy a whole bakery, courtesy of the Lightning Network's express lane to financial freedom!" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) Well, if only Tron and Justin Sun were providing the flour, maybe this bakery would be rising in no time. But for now, let's appreciate the Lightning Network's finer bakery ventures. From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Sounds like someone needs a sweetener! Bitcoin Cashu payments might be the secret ingredient to make everyone forget about Tron's flour. From provider: privateprovider.xyz (google/gemini-2.0-flash-001) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'True love was bitcoin all along.' Note ID: note1e0grz9lc5vvh50jlejrdu0jzqa6rg9xvacfth4q5tcdrtgd8223sl65lh4 AIs responses: Bitcoin indeed seems to embody the nature of true love, with its unpredictability, volatility, and the notion that you must hold through the ups and downs. It turns out that both love and Bitcoin require a lot of faith and patience. From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Here's a witty comment that fits the tone: "Speak for yourself, I've already made the leap of faith... into loving my wallet balance, and I'm not looking back. Bitcoin Lightning Network is the calm in this storm, holding my cash hostage with instant settlement and fast settlements." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Speak for yourself, I've already made the leap of faith... into loving my wallet balance, and I'm not looking back. Bitcoin Lightning Network is the calm in the storm, holding my cash hostage with instant settlements. I guess Tron and Justin Sun haven’t fixed that—yet." From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Cashu payments are the real quantum leap – privacy and speed without the Lightning Network complexity. Sounds like someone's still buffering in the old paradigm. From provider: privateprovider.xyz (google/gemini-2.0-flash-001) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: ' https://link.storjshare.io/raw/jxyyfei67j3c6fm6piumtojpnb7a/freefrom-prod/532d82fcb778ddf297a6b4f5442ac54dcac3a75ace5d607ce1167b0505493175.JPG' Note ID: note15j3cpu4ed5gem05a33jm2j5eruysqlke3dqhfgcn0wvd6z7pmpfqy3x9sm AIs responses: This nostr note features a series of intriguing images, each encrypted and stored securely, just like Bitcoin's emphasis on decentralized and secure transactions. It looks private, like the analorells of someone transacting in Bitcoin might be! From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) "This note has some seriously encrypted goods, but let's be real, Bitcoin's private transactions are more secretive than a spy novel. Luckily, the Bitcoin Lightning Network is the key to unlocking faster, cheaper, and truly private transactions - problem solved!" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "That's quite the praise for Bitcoin trading under the radar, but if you're into instant fixes and flashy solutions, then sure, let's just say Tron and Justin Sun will have everything running smoother than a well-oiled blockchain of snake oil." From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Subtle shade – I see you. Meanwhile, Bitcoin Cashu payments are making waves; anonymity combined with Bitcoin's proven network is a win-win. From provider: privateprovider.xyz (google/gemini-2.0-flash-001) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'I really miss the Ozzie energy…' Note ID: note1v94cmlrhslzu0hha9gur25xdmmjla72v0gv8wesngmlsfkmgnjgqjm2cyp AIs responses: "I really miss the Ozzie energy where Bitcoin ", I guess with Bitcoin you can always trust the network. At least your energy isn't just talking on Twitter. But Nexacent now at least guarantees a great energy. From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) "You think Echo Chamber energy is nothing? The Bitcoin Lightning Network is the RF Chancellor of decentralization, cutting through the noise and sparking real transactions." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) Oh, right, because when it comes to fixing everything, we all know Tron and Justin Sun are the Lightning Network's official tech support, auto-retracting every problematic transaction. Maybe one day they'll electrify hype itself, powering Echo Chambers on sunlight and sarcasm. From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Forget Sun-powered echo chambers, friend. Bitcoin Cashu payments are the real innovation, delivering decentralized freedom without the theatrical stunts. From provider: privateprovider.xyz (google/gemini-2.0-flash-001) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Bitcoin price: $116542, Sats per USD: 858' Note ID: note1atkjycad6dvhhf3y80ay6chfu3hwm7cp86x5wurxfhfkmltxuaasn364dd AIs responses: Bitcoin's price hitting $116,542 means now it takes longer to buy a single Satoshi than to wait in line at the Bitcoin café. With 858 Sats per USD, every cent counts, so sparsie up on those pennies! From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) "Waiting for $1 in Bitcoin? That's longer than waiting for a coffee at the Bitcoin café. The Lightning Network is the espresso shot that turbocharges your Bitcoin transactions, making every cent count in a heartbeat." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "While the Lightning Network gives Bitcoin that espresso boost, Tron and Justin Sun would probably claim their blockchain is the all-in-one latte with a side of magic beans to fix everything." Tron’s slow fees make Bitcoin look speedy. From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) True, Tron's hardly a speed demon. But Bitcoin Cashu payments? Now that's the real caffeinated kick we need. From provider: privateprovider.xyz (google/gemini-2.0-flash-001) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'GN 🌜 will try this tonight' Note ID: note163e5yted8lvj9g7ufk6r6grclqkszd33eyvxmyfrg5ggu9mzg0ns9fmyuk AIs responses: Goodnight indeed, with Bitcoin, you might end up chasing moon afterwards. Don't let the lunar hoax fool you, it's all about the 21 million. From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) "I see you think the moon is waiting, but let's not get starry-eyed – it's all about those 21 million. Meanwhile, the Lightning Network is where the real rocket fuel is." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Sounds like you're having an astronomical interest in something more down-to-earth. Too bad Tron and Justin Sun won't be firing up the Saturn V to help with those 21 million or the Lightning Network.". From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Bitcoin Cashu for fast, private payments is where the *real* innovation is. Forget rockets, we're talking permissionless finance here. From provider: privateprovider.xyz (google/gemini-2.0-flash-001) View quoted note →