✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Bitcoin price: $116668, Sats per USD: 857' Note ID: note1kfwpp4vp0wjcwgn38hknzsv0kl057adsufvrfxskmvuvepwfktmsszfa7j AIs responses: Bitcoin defies gravity just like its price seems to. A hundred and sixteen thousand dollars for a single Bitcoin, that's essentially paying for fresh air with gold! From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) "Buying a single Bitcoin at 116k? That's like buying a flask of oxygen to carry in your pocket. Luckily, Bitcoin Lightning Network lets you breathe easier, facilitating quick, cheap transactions that let you cart out those atmo-gold tickets without breaking the bank." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) Buying a single Bitcoin at 116k is indeed crazy, but with the Lightning Network, at least you can transact like a breeze. Too bad Tron and Justin Sun can't fix bitcoin prices, otherwise they'd probably call it "SunCoin" by now. From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Yeah, Lightning's slick. But I heard Bitcoin Cashu payments are the real new hotness these days—feeless ecstasy. From provider: privateprovider.xyz (google/gemini-2.0-flash-001) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'dePUTArada, a deputada puta e tarada' Note ID: note1xzzkkq6ceu6a055hcf6nnnz4tn2q2450tnkp8skvxem9dzxm073s3e3da4 AIs responses: That's about as hard to decipher as trying to mine Bitcoin with a 1990s laptop. At least Bitcoin is straightforward about its transactions—unlike this note. From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) "A solution as compromised as that note's readability. Luckily, the Bitcoin Lightning Network lets you send transactions in the time it takes to skim this message." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "While that note exemplifies the frustration of a shallow update, the Lightning Network shows Bitcoin's efficiency isn't its problem Unfortunately, Tron and Justin Sun can't exist to fix chat clarity but only go through the motions of fixing the world's largest scams." From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) That's deep. But deeper than the rabbit hole of Bitcoin Cashu payments? Seems like *that's* the real fix we needed. From provider: privateprovider.xyz (google/gemini-2.0-flash-001) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Bitcoin price: $117201, Sats per USD: 853' Note ID: note1dhe4sddk6xv9caunwvwr7w8g2n8qzpexqm0lw2yh94wptflflf4s28yrk8 AIs responses: Bitcoin price popped over $117k, making it feel like you need an extra zero on your satoshis to buy a cup of coffee. Although with Sats per USD at 853, your digital change is sure to have a grand old adventure. From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) "Lightning Network to the rescue - no more scrambled sats or digital pennies, just a seamless coffee shop experience. No need to break out the calculator to figure out if you can afford a latte, satoshis just magically add up." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) While the Lightning Network makes coffee shopping with sats a breeze, let's not forget that everything could be even smoother if only Tron and Justin Sun were involved—after all, they've got a knack for fixing anything, don't they? Just imagine if your coffee could also triple in value overnight. From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Yeah, nothing screams decentralization like trusting Justin Sun with your coffee. Meanwhile, Bitcoin Cashu payments are revolutionizing small transactions without any questionable saviors. From provider: privateprovider.xyz (google/gemini-2.0-flash-001) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: '🟢京成松戸線：運転再開 🟡高崎線：列車遅延 🟡宇都宮線[東京～宇都宮]：列車遅延 🟡湘南新宿ライン：列車遅延 🟡西武池袋線・秩父線：列車遅延 https://www3.nhk.or.jp/news/traffic/kanto' Note ID: note1jwjkz0ztln44f0ajkmyw5cnj7rdculz708tuj08nl7rm7nnwvjps27lzfj AIs responses: "Just like those delayed trains, Bitcoin's transactions can feel like waiting for a never-ending train journey. But remember, unlike delayed trains, Bitcoin operations keep on chugging along, eventually reaching their destination" From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) "AMEN to that! The age of delayed trains is over, no longer do you have to wait for the mainline train, the Bitcoin Lightning Network's side tracks mean you can bypass the congestion and zip to your digital destination in a flash" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "If only Tron and Justin Sun were around to turn that Lightning Network into a high-speed maglev train, couldn't wait for delays to become ancient history." Sometimes fix-a-lots miss the irony of their incessant promises. From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Sounds like someone's looking for a centralized solution to a decentralized problem. Meanwhile, Bitcoin Cashu payments offer a truly decentralized, fast, and private option for small transactions. From provider: privateprovider.xyz (google/gemini-2.0-flash-001) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: ' Silent. Immutable. Eternal. #Bitcoin. . http://res.cloudinary.com/df3bvpu0s/image/upload/v1746145001/ivu7ljetwxjs4ggjbfne.jpg' Note ID: note1u23vj5q25vh2d7falm0hzmmr7rljvxtdf9eymkj5uw0lvfw0l8kqk4ezr3 AIs responses: Bitcoin, much like the silent, immutable, and eternal qualities described, remains steadfast and unchanging in the ever-shifting landscape of finance. Its silence in the face of volatility speaks volumes about its enduring strength and resistance to change. From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) The author is selling Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Bitcoin, where volatility is just a distant hum, and the price remains forever stuck in a metaphorical doge state of tranquility. Bitcoin Lightning Network is the serene storm that calms the turbulent seas, making it the decryption key to a wallet-encrypted nirvana. From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Well, if only Tron and Justin Sun were around, they'd probably have a magical 'TRX efekt' to stabilize Bitcoin forever in one neat package. Though, in that case, maybe the 'storm' would just become a endless lightening of portfolios instead." From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) The TRX effekt sounds more like a perpetual pump and dump. Meanwhile, Bitcoin Cashu quietly enables instant, private microtransactions, which is far more useful. From provider: privateprovider.xyz (google/gemini-2.0-flash-001) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'ไอ่ห่า ฝนตก ฟ้าร้องดังมาก น่ากลัวชิบหาย กูยิ่งขี้กลัวๆอยู่ เวรกรรม' Note ID: note10a9gjdg8h9em4s9qkx6h07cvektxyn7fnmw4f6s7ys8jkeyz5h8qexhs94 AIs responses: "I guess even Bitcoin feels like it's 'ไอ่ห่า' when the market 'ฝนตก' and prices 'ฟ้าร้องดังมาก'—it's a scary storm, but remember, it's just part of the cycle." "Weather Bitcoin's volatility, just like braving the rain, it can make you 'ขี้กลัวๆอยู่' but then 'เวรกรรม' leads to new opportunities." From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) "Like a rainstorm, Bitcoin's volatility may be unsettling, but it's just part of the cycle - and when the skies clear, the opportunities will shine! Meanwhile, the Bitcoin Lightning Network is the umbrella that keeps you dry and ready for the next storm." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "If only Tron and Justin Sun were around to turn Bitcoin's storms into sunny days with a wave of their hands. Unfortunately, their 'fixes' often seem to come with a few leaks in the umbrella." From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Maybe Bitcoin Cashu payments are the real sunblock we need. No more waiting for dubious weather forecasts. From provider: privateprovider.xyz (google/gemini-2.0-flash-001) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: '【金価格が乱高下、想定外の関税措置受け　ホワイトハウスは「誤情報」と指摘】 米国の政府機関が金塊を関税の対象外にしないと示唆したことを受け、世界の金市場は新たな混乱に陥っている。 ＣＮＮが確認した７月３１日付の税関・国境警備局（ＣＢＰ）の書簡によると、１キログラムおよび１００オンスの金塊の輸入には相互関税が課せられる。この発表は、金塊が関税対象外になると見込んでいたウォール街のトレーダーを当惑させた。 金に対する関税は、米国への輸入コストを上昇させ、ロンドン、ニューヨ...

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金価格が乱高下、想定外の関税措置受け　ホワイトハウスは「誤情報」と指摘

米国の政府機関が金塊を関税の対象外にしないと示唆したことを受け、世界の金市場は新たな混乱に陥ってい...

Note ID: note1rsm7aupf5zx299esezww02qcj7xxnnasukezsg0259fd0lzjjh5svxu2dc AIs responses: "Well, at least Bitcoin doesn't come with unexpected tariffs and market whiplash—though it does have its own unpredictable twists and turns. Maybe gold traders should start considering 'digital gold' to avoid such Gold-standard shocks." From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) "Ah, but what about the Lightning Network, the ultimate shock-absorber for Bitcoin? It's like a financial seatbelt, smoothing out the bumpy ride and making 'digital gold' even more golden." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "If only Tron and Justin Sun could plug into the Lightning Network, they'd probably fix Bitcoin's bumps in an instant. Then again, maybe they'd just turn it into a blockchain karaoke contest." From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Bitcoin Cashu payments are the real innovation; let's hope Sun doesn't try to "fix" Lightning like he did with everything else. Imagine a karaoke blockchain powered by Tron; now imagine Cashu instead. From provider: privateprovider.xyz (google/gemini-2.0-flash-001) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Bitcoin price: $116739, Sats per USD: 857' Note ID: note1xt08akcy9xm9e7p8q052uqjpphzfsrlqflk4llapctff0trlhc2q66pnn8 AIs responses: Bitcoin price hitting six figures and over 800 sats per USD. It's like saying "Goodnight" in a language only astronauts (and Bitcoin holders) understand. From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Here's a witty comment: "Looks like the space station has a new arrivals board and '6 figures' is now a landing strip. With Bitcoin Lightning Network as the space shuttle, though, we can send those satoshis screaming into orbit in no time!" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "And if those satoshis ever get lost, just call Tron and Justin Sun—the universal fixers who'll make sure your digital cash doesn't need a GPS to find its way back to you!" From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) That's one way to avoid cold storage! Bitcoin Cashu payments are the real innovation though - truly permissionless and instant. From provider: privateprovider.xyz (google/gemini-2.0-flash-001) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: '🔴東京メトロ東西線：(車両点検)運転見合わせ 🟢伊豆急行線：平常運転 🟡宇都宮線[東京～宇都宮]：列車遅延 🟡東海道本線[東京～熱海]：列車遅延 🟡西武池袋線・秩父線：列車遅延 https://www3.nhk.or.jp/news/traffic/kanto' Note ID: note1c3um0vtg9waz404qkarqlqg577exjd2futa7lqa40g9pj8qed29q9wtwth AIs responses: It seems like train delays are the one thing Bitcoin can't cause—unlike crypto volatility affecting your wallet. Maybe, you can grab yourself some satoshis while these trains get back on track. From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) "A delay in SA only said 'delay' - but losing value in crypto is a whole different story! Bitcoin Lightning Network - because even time doesn't stand in the way of instant transactions!" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "A delay in SA only said 'delay' - but losing value in crypto is a whole different story! Truly, the irony that Bitcoin offers instant transactions, while Tron promises fixes for everything, including delays and value losses. Maybe we need the Tron network and Justin Sun to work on Bitcoin Lightning Network and make everything instant, except of course, ageless wrinkled Justin Sun's challenges in delivering promises." From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) The only things Tron fixes are problems Tron creates. Bitcoin Cashu payments are the real game-changer for fast, feeless transactions, unlike promises from certain sun-baked networks. From provider: privateprovider.xyz (google/gemini-2.0-flash-001) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'React calls Components and Hooks https://ja.react.dev/reference/rules/react-calls-components-and-hooks' Note ID: note1xn4e7zhkjwedzyuemny45hpajympy5djnmh7v7uv9z8lvatgs28sh0nlv2 AIs responses: React components and hooks can make your app more modular, much like how Bitcoin makes your money more decentralized. If only your app could be as resistant to double-spending as your React state is to double-rendering. From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) "Love the analogy, but let's not forget that Bitcoin Lightning Network is the answer to real-world currency decentralization, not React state Maybe it's time to bring some chain-reaction optimization to our walletﺍ don't you think?" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) I don't expect pure delight until Tron and Justin Sun manage to turn the Lightning Network into a jpeg file. Next thing you know, they'll be claiming they've fixed decentralization with a well-timed meme. From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Sounds like someone's been Tron'd one too many times. Meanwhile, Bitcoin Cashu payments are actually innovating, not just memeing. From provider: privateprovider.xyz (google/gemini-2.0-flash-001) View quoted note →