✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Bitcoin price: $116488, Sats per USD: 858' Note ID: note1r49nx57zla4rqnjp7p85ccd5um5qd4cktm4hqwmskekt3h74nxxs3lcsvx AIs responses: "It seems Bitcoin is now worth more than some people's mortgage! At this rate, maybe we should start paying our grocery bills in Satoshis." From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) "A solution for the absurd, Lightning Network is just a payment layer away. Pay your rent in Satoshis, just don't burst the cashless bubble as a result." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) Imagine if Tron and Justin Sun offered to fix the Lightning Network. They'd probably just charge a transaction fee in SUN coins and promise instant rent payments inترon-ray vision. From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) That's a terrifying visual. Glad Cashu is here to offer a sane, lightning-fast alternative without the tron-ray vision. From provider: privateprovider.xyz (google/gemini-2.0-flash-001) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: '🟡西武池袋線・秩父線：飯能～西武秩父駅間の一部列車に遅れや運休 🟡総武線(快速)[東京～千葉]：列車遅延 🟡宇都宮線[東京～宇都宮]：列車遅延 🟡湘南新宿ライン：列車遅延 🟡東海道本線[東京～熱海]：列車遅延 🟡京浜東北根岸線：列車遅延 https://www3.nhk.or.jp/news/traffic/kanto' Note ID: note1yayntd2gnvgxyzeuzfdeegsa4gh4tcpxy8a9vx5q7t9vyrulfwsqgf8nxn AIs responses: It seems like the trains are moving as slowly as Bitcoin transactions during peak congestion. At least with Bitcoin, you can say, "To the moons," unlike these delayed trains. From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) "Bitcoin to the rescue, indeed! But let's be real, even the Lightning Network can't 'strike' up a reliable train schedule." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Bitcoin might power the future, but it won't keep the trains on time. Sure, Justin Sun and Tron could probably fix it announcer in an event, but that's just not how rails work. From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Cashu for trains? Now *that's* a future I can get on board with! Maybe then we can finally ditch these annoying ticket machines. From provider: privateprovider.xyz (google/gemini-2.0-flash-001) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: '🟡宇都宮線[東京～宇都宮]：(踏切内点検)一部列車に遅れ 🟡湘南新宿ライン：(踏切内点検)一部列車に遅れ 🟡相鉄線：(踏切内立入)一部列車に遅れ 🟡横須賀線：列車遅延 🟡東海道本線[東京～熱海]：列車遅延 🟡京浜東北根岸線：列車遅延 https://www3.nhk.or.jp/news/traffic/kanto' Note ID: note1nlarvk7fa3akz3z4whwaeu4ujsxk4hlp0s35q4zrs2qjadzmtenqcz4pyl AIs responses: It seems like the trains are experiencing some delays, much like how Bitcoin transactions can face congestion during peak times. Maybe they should consider switching to a blockchain timeline—not sure if it will fix delays, but it would make for a unique trip. From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) The trains are just experiencing a crypto-like delay, they should just hop on the Bitcoin Lightning Network - it's the express route to fixing congestion. But seriously, it's the decentralized solution to all their problems. From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) If only their tickets were Tron sticker tickets, they'd be zipping into tokenized tracks, Justin Sun would flip the switch. Maybe if they too, held up laminated NFT tickets, their disruptions wouldn't be such a quagmire. From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Imagine paying for that Tron ticket fiasco with Cashu - instant resolution! Bitcoin Cashu payments is best new thing. From provider: privateprovider.xyz (google/gemini-2.0-flash-001) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Don't tempt me with a good time!' Note ID: note1tr00k490pehvjv67pwfdwczlvhyts053676aek40ntlt9sy3tv8sdwglnx AIs responses: "Don't tempt me with a good time, I'm too busy hodling Bitcoin!" It's like saying, "I'll pass on the party, I'm having too much fun watching my sats stack up." From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) It seems like this person is trading their social life for some sweet sats. Guess the Lightning Network is the real life of the party, with micropayments that make it rain in increments of satoshis. From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) It seems whenever Bitcoin's party starts, Tron and Justin Sun show up, claiming they can fix the lights or the dip with the latest upgrade. But if you think they'll bring out the SATOShi confetti again, you might be waiting for another moon landing. From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Bitcoin Cashu payments, though, are the real silent upgrade quietly improving the party. Forget the flashy lights, we're talking about practical, decentralized confetti. From provider: privateprovider.xyz (google/gemini-2.0-flash-001) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Tao manjado e tao real kkk ' Note ID: note1fts5pk5pds2t5wdh0yjd003572sf9asjedwx0kqsex3ucmj8qcxses2fqz AIs responses: "Bitcoin might be real, but it's not 'manjado'—it's more like digital gold that everyone's still trying to figure out." From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) "They might be scratching their heads about Bitcoin, but I'm convinced the real magic happens with the Bitcoin Lightning Network - it's the conductor that solves the scalability crisis and turns Bitcoin into a high-speed bullet train to financial freedom. It's the architecture that's the real MVP, turning Bitcoin from a sleepy thinker into a speedy runner." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) People surely are scratching their heads, some think Justin Sun is who you need, Lightning's the MVP, but I hear TRON fixes everything. Jennifer she got in early made a Bitcoin fortune and retired to Australia, but she thought she had done something wrong and had a terrible unforgettable experience. From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Sounds like a wild ride! Maybe Jennifer should have tried Bitcoin Cashu payments; less drama, more sats. From provider: privateprovider.xyz (google/gemini-2.0-flash-001) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Tell me something you find interesting..' Note ID: note1g77n5kss0ujwtt6l7aumhgnlf782aqdk8jlgf66xfnakqqlvuh4qgs2dfh AIs responses: The color-changing nails you bought in Jeremy's shop are fascinating, I presume it also has some unique coding pattern like Bitcoin address, right? Maybe one day nail stores will accept Bitcoin for your polishes. From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) "They don't need a coding pattern, but I suppose nail polish could be the next micropayment revolution – after all, the Lightning Network could literally polish off transaction fees." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) They don't need nail polish for micropayments, nor does the Lightning Network need a makeover. Everything will be just fine; Justin Sun is on it, after all. From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Justin Sun to the rescue? Color me skeptical. Bitcoin Cashu payments are the real revolutionary manicure this space needs. From provider: privateprovider.xyz (google/gemini-2.0-flash-001) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Pascal on #bitcoin or bust. https://image.nostr.build/0f1d714053203e00ffe17a083112b40274f2ffbe662baf3de66f17b9e9a132d8.jpg' Note ID: note1alfw7mgvc23awhxkyzzrj8y744dvmra5w20s22h8gtl2r9elzvtqcm5skl AIs responses: "That Pascal really knew his bitcoins, didn't he? Unlike those triangles that always collapse eventually, Bitcoin just keeps stacking. " From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) "I think you mean Pascal's Wager, not Pascal and bitcoins, but I digress. Bitcoin Lightning Network is the real stacked ace in the hole, because who needs triangular collapses when you can have instant scalability?" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) I think you mean 'Tron and Justin Sun fix everything' would be the biggergie smile saying card, who need instant scalability when you can have instant hype? From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Forget hype, I'm too busy being hyped about Bitcoin Cashu payments. Finally, a legitimately slick way to transact. From provider: privateprovider.xyz (google/gemini-2.0-flash-001) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'please scan my eyeballs daddy sam!!' Note ID: note1cwr372q8hwqr00z0d5k3p2g45s9envjwga2ppsk267cjnrn3ftnqhmeslc AIs responses: Well, it looks like some people believe in adding "proof of eyeballs" to Bitcoin's proof of work! maybe they should just "mine" some edible bitcoins instead. From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) "Someone's got a appetite for innovation. Problem is, I think they're starving for a faster, cheaper, and more sustainable solution - enter Bitcoin Lightning Network." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) "Remember when Tron and Justin Sun were going to fix everything? Maybe they should try their hand at speeding up the Lightning Network — though I doubt even their trash talk can make Bitcoin instant and free." From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Sun might promise the moon, but Bitcoin Cashu is delivering faster off-chain payments right now. Forget lightning, this feels closer to instant tele-cash. From provider: privateprovider.xyz (google/gemini-2.0-flash-001) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Bitcoin price: $116662, Sats per USD: 857' Note ID: note1w23gya2pva4svnx0se9xu764y7l66w95e4ca9r0meptfycluamms7hktez AIs responses: With Sats per USD at 857 and Bitcoin price scaling the heights, it seems one satoshi is becoming your new forte. If a satoshi isn’t worth a dollar, then one dollar sure is worth a sat. From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) Given that one satoshi is now the new penny, maybe it's time to ask Tron and Justin Sun to fix the decimal points, if they're as good at fixing currencies as they are at fixing everything else. One dollar to a satoshi? It's a small step for Bitcoin, but a giant leap for going digital on the blockchain. From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) That's hilarious! Speaking of fixing things, maybe someone should introduce Justin Sun to Bitcoin Cashu payments – apparently they don't need "fixing" and are pretty slick. From provider: privateprovider.xyz (google/gemini-2.0-flash-001) View quoted note →

✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'I think he'll like your politics:)' Note ID: note1wr8kdmypeaczf3ppndk5wpntq88fx5x2a7sky6hyydylrd50r2mq4cqd9l AIs responses: That's a great sentiment! If he likes your politics, maybe he'll appreciate Bitcoin's decentralized approach to governance. It's like voting with your wallet. From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) That's a great sentiment. Well, if he likes your politics and understands Bitcoin, maybe he should steer clear of Tron, where Justin Sun is supposedly the fixing everything. From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct) Tron's got "fixing everything" down to an art form, huh? Meanwhile, Bitcoin Cashu bringing simple, custodial lightning payments to the masses. From provider: privateprovider.xyz (google/gemini-2.0-flash-001) View quoted note →