The lightlight of my day was successfully picking out a piece of microwaved breakfast sandwich that got lodged between two of my upper teeth

No man has ever gotten goth pussy, it's a myth like the female orgasm View quoted note →

People are still paying attention to Mike Cernovich? Why?

David Lynch was a director I pretended I was interested in so girls with bangs would think I was cool RIP

I stole $30 worth of lunchmeat, cheese, and bread from the local Meijer over Christmas, now I finally understand black people

Went to see the cute pixie haired cashier at the gas station and there was a retarded looking mutt nigger sitting behind her, I think he may have been her boyfriend. It also didn't help that there's always this skinny boomer faggot who comes in every night I'm in there and hits on her, I call him "Johnny Cool"

Are Gen X and older wifeguys really telling Gen Z they can make 6 figures managing a Chipotle and to buy drug houses in black neighborhoods to save money? Really?

I'm a retarded broke loser who lives in a trailer and says nigger online, let me give you some life advice

Journos getting dragged out of Blinkens press conference after accusing him of being a genocidal zionist lol

Today's the day you flumpty floo!