Verify you are human: click here to feel ongoing anxiety about whether you badly handled a minor interaction the other person involved forgot about 10 seconds later.
“You know what happened to the last man who crossed me? I ate him.” image
Maybe Amtrak should have just one “People are Allowed to Talk Car.”The default is all wrong here.
Plur1bus Step Up 2 the Streets M3gan L4yer Cake 5nal Destination Se7en The H8ful Eight (Is there a 6 out there I’m missing?)
FedEx is sending a package from the city in which I live, to the city where I work a few miles away, via Chicago. I wish they’d let me know sooner, I could have just swung by and saved everyone a lot of trouble. image
VAXXED 2 THA MAXX By which I mean I just got my COVID vaccination, got flu a few weeks ago, and I’m getting my measles antibodies checked now that we’ve managed to save it from the verge of extinction.
I’m turning 55 in a few months and I have decided that’s old enough that I can buy this hat without being that guy. I just want to keep my head warm and look put together, and I promise not to say “Llllladies…” at any point. image
Everybody who vowed to leave New York, please note that you have two weeks to do so, beginning at midnight.
I don’t have a rooting interest in the World Series, but I do know who’d be mad if Canada won.
“Apologies came back from the [AI-cheating] students, first in a trickle, then in a flood. The professors were initially moved by this acceptance of responsibility and contrition… until they realized that 80 percent of the apologies were almost identically worded and appeared to be generated by AI.”